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Read Unable To Shut Down That Argument Me: "Well, it looks likely to be a hardware issue. I can take a look at it tom...
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Read Baking For Ten Years And Only Getting Crumbs In that time, my boss, the owner, has never really gained the skill...
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Read Leaf It To Interpretation Customer: "I'm looking for… the… uh… white broccoli?" I have an idea and show her the ...
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Read The Only Thing That’s Mandatory For Senior Managers Is Screwing Up Me: "This looks infected." Office User: "That...
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Read Fiction Friction Customer: "Is the kryptonite real?" Me: "Uh… no, sir." Customer: "But it's glowing." Me: "It's ...
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Read Realized In A Nick(Name) Of Time Manager: "You're in trouble for missing a meeting you were scheduled for." I'm ...
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Read No ID-ea What Just Happened Manager: "ID, please." Customer: "You don't need to see my ID! I'm obviously old eno...
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Read Consumed By Data Customer: "I was told my data would last thirty days!" Me: "Yes, sir. Up to thirty days, but yo...
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Read A Deficit… Of Manners Coworker: *She takes my notes and reads them.* "Oh. You think you have ADHD." Me: "Maybe."...
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Read A Sole Responsibility I point out a wall-mounted mirror about a meter to the left. Customer: "Is there a closer ...
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Read Punchline Prevention Protocol Daughter: "I'm hungry." The man starts to open his mouth to reply when the daughte...
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Read Arguing To The Moon And Back My grandfather is having a friendly argument with his friend. They're trying to fig...
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Read A New Kind Of Printer Error Customer: "These printers are wireless?" Me: "Yes, but that means they can connect t...
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Read I was an architecture major at GA Tech my first few years in college (early 1990’s). My junior year, I was livin...
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Read Route 51 I'm a school bus driver. Today, an eight-year-old sitting near the front wanted to play Twenty Question...
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Read I’m a health advisor for the NHS’ non-emergency line, 111. After confirming there isn’t a current emergency: Cal...
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Read Does Not (Day)Care About Anyone Else Customer: "—Don't you work here? I'm a paying customer, and you need my bus...
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Read There’s a guy who works in my building, I’d never actually met him or had anything to do with him, I just saw hi...
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Read [At the summer church camp I attended as a pre-teen, the director wanted to make sure everyone kept their cabins...
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Read Intolerant Behavior Customer: "But I'm lactose intolerant." Me: "We still have oat milk and almond milk." Custom...