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Read This Refund Is Out Of Gas Customer: "I got this can of gas, and I want to return it. I have the receipt." Me: "T...
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Read Climbing The Workplace Social Ladder I work in a warehouse that employs a lot of immigrant labor, and in our par...
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Read Beef And Switch Me: "Yeah, it's a one-use coupon, sorry about that." Customer: "Oh.... well, can you help me get...
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Read Training To Be A Cart-ographer Me: "I'll need you to collect stray carts after your break." New Hire: "...I'm no...
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Read Every Beep Is A Chip Away At Their Soul Cashier: *With a thousand-yard stare.* "Please enter your PIN code." I d...
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Read Click Bait I got a new phone, and it blew up with calls from debt collectors. Most people can just send unknown ...
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Read Resurrected By Refund Older Customer: "Your item killed my husband, and you need to refund it so we can afford t...
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Read Dairy Tale Logic Customer: "Where's the dairy-free cow's milk?" Me: "Do you mean lactose-free or plant-based?" C...
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Read Those Annoying Facts Again! Coworker: "Why can't I just install it on the desktop?" Tech Support: "That's not co...
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Read What A Little Des-Pot Customer: "I saw that you make customised water bowls?" Me: "Yes, we can engrave your pet'...
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Read Time To Burn The Car, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure I hate spiders. When my son was about four, we were riding in...
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Read The Call Is Coming From Inside The Phone! Friend: "I can't find my phone!" Me: "So you're trying to call it to h...
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Read Dead Plant’s Society Store policy that said we would accept returns of dead plants within a year of purchase. We...
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Read Last year I had 9 asthma attacks in 2 weeks. 7 of them were in one weekend. At the time I had a different doctor...
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Read Another Kind Of Honor Roll Due to various mental health issues (both diagnosed and undiagnosed) and a complicate...
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Read Years ago, my wife was fascinated with Roombas, and wanted one (she’d never go out and buy it, since we usually ...
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Read You Have Zero Effs When You Can Add A Zero To The Bill Customer: "I'm here. I want to be served." Owner: "We don...
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Read My teacher in 3rd grade (8-9 years old) was a miserable old witch who ended up being my first bully. In her clas...
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Read I am an accountant and tax preparer. One of my clients is an old lady in her mid 80s. She recently retired from ...
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Read I was 6 or 7 at the time. My parents decided they wanted a night out away from me and my brothers so they hired ...