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  • This Refund Is Out Of Gas

    Read This Refund Is Out Of Gas Customer: "I got this can of gas, and I want to return it. I have the receipt." Me: "T...

  • Climbing The Workplace Social Ladder

    Read Climbing The Workplace Social Ladder I work in a warehouse that employs a lot of immigrant labor, and in our par...

  • Beef And Switch

    Read Beef And Switch Me: "Yeah, it's a one-use coupon, sorry about that." Customer: "Oh.... well, can you help me get...

  • Training To Be A Cart-ographer

    Read Training To Be A Cart-ographer Me: "I'll need you to collect stray carts after your break." New Hire: "...I'm no...

  • Every Beep Is A Chip Away At Their Soul

    Read Every Beep Is A Chip Away At Their Soul Cashier: *With a thousand-yard stare.* "Please enter your PIN code." I d...

  • Click Bait

    Read Click Bait I got a new phone, and it blew up with calls from debt collectors. Most people can just send unknown ...

  • Resurrected By Refund

    Read Resurrected By Refund Older Customer: "Your item killed my husband, and you need to refund it so we can afford t...

  • Dairy Tale Logic

    Read Dairy Tale Logic Customer: "Where's the dairy-free cow's milk?" Me: "Do you mean lactose-free or plant-based?" C...

  • Those Annoying Facts Again!

    Read Those Annoying Facts Again! Coworker: "Why can't I just install it on the desktop?" Tech Support: "That's not co...

  • What A Little Des-Pot

    Read What A Little Des-Pot Customer: "I saw that you make customised water bowls?" Me: "Yes, we can engrave your pet'...

  • Time To Burn The Car, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure

    Read Time To Burn The Car, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure I hate spiders. When my son was about four, we were riding in...

  • The Call Is Coming From Inside The Phone!

    Read The Call Is Coming From Inside The Phone! Friend: "I can't find my phone!" Me: "So you're trying to call it to h...

  • Dead Plant’s Society

    Read Dead Plant’s Society Store policy that said we would accept returns of dead plants within a year of purchase. We...

  • Untitled

    Read Last year I had 9 asthma attacks in 2 weeks. 7 of them were in one weekend. At the time I had a different doctor...

  • Another Kind Of Honor Roll

    Read Another Kind Of Honor Roll Due to various mental health issues (both diagnosed and undiagnosed) and a complicate...

  • Untitled

    Read Years ago, my wife was fascinated with Roombas, and wanted one (she’d never go out and buy it, since we usually ...

  • You Have Zero Effs When You Can Add A Zero To The Bill

    Read You Have Zero Effs When You Can Add A Zero To The Bill Customer: "I'm here. I want to be served." Owner: "We don...

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    Read My teacher in 3rd grade (8-9 years old) was a miserable old witch who ended up being my first bully. In her clas...

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    Read I am an accountant and tax preparer. One of my clients is an old lady in her mid 80s. She recently retired from ...

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    Read I was 6 or 7 at the time. My parents decided they wanted a night out away from me and my brothers so they hired ...