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  • Ruining A Neat Idea

    Read Ruining A Neat Idea Me: "Sorry, I asked for this neat." Server: "It should be served with lime; it tastes better...

  • When You’re One Of Us, Not One Of Them

    Read When You’re One Of Us, Not One Of Them Customer: "Is that really necessary? There are so many signs for the cust...

  • Overdrawn Conclusions

    Read Overdrawn Conclusions Caller: "Why have you charged me all these fees!" Me: "It looks like you had a lot of paym...

  • Trattamento Preferenziale

    Read Trattamento Preferenziale Back in the late nineties, my then-boyfriend and I were spending a tourist weekend in ...

  • Y’know, He’s Got A Point…

    Read Y’know, He’s Got A Point… Me: "I'm going to miss you when you're away." Husband: "No, you won't, you'll replace ...

  • I Did Two Tours In Retail… I Can Still Hear The Beeps

    Read I Did Two Tours In Retail… I Can Still Hear The Beeps Coworker: "No, ma'am, you can't speak to the store manager...

  • Will Never Argue With Mom Again

    Read Will Never Argue With Mom Again I am shopping in the supermarket and overhear a teenage girl arguing with her mu...

  • Mistakes Are Made On The Graveyard Shift

    Read Mistakes Are Made On The Graveyard Shift Guy #1: *Looking around all the graves.* "So… all these guys are dead, ...

  • A Concorde-ial Response

    Read A Concorde-ial Response I was working as a cashier and went to hand the customer his receipt. He waves down my r...

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    Read I’m a member of a local volunteet run observatory. Every month we have an open evening. A chance for members of ...

  • The Plot Should Thicken, Not Disappear

    Read The Plot Should Thicken, Not Disappear My friends and I are in the Uni library, working together. We're all in a...

  • A Very Different Kind Of X-Files

    Read A Very Different Kind Of X-Files Me: "This shelf is all x-rays, and there's no patient name." Resident Radiograp...

  • Untitled

    Read Coworker 1: [privileged and reeks of it, but generally good at what he does] I like to use the Profiles, but I f...

  • Untitled

    Read [Note: This story began as a comment to another bank-error story, but after I got done typing, I thought it work...

  • The Spice Must… Not Flow

    Read The Spice Must… Not Flow Manager: "The guy complained about you. He said you got his order wrong." Me: *Confused...

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    Read (My dad and I are visiting some of his friends, who have two small children. While I am hanging out outside, I n...

  • Untitled

    Read So I worked at an office for 4 years. One evening after work I took a nasty fall in my yard. I was in a lot of p...

  • No Golden Ticket To The Back

    Read No Golden Ticket To The Back Me: "You can pick up to four toppings for [price]. After that, each extra topping i...

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    Read I was the attendant assigned to SKO (otherwise known as self check outs) and it is a pretty uneventful shift. Th...

  • Customer Communication Can Be Gooey

    Read Customer Communication Can Be Gooey Customer: "Excuse me, what is this?" Me: "That's the spicy cheeseburger meal...