Entries
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Read Getting Loony Over A Loonie, Part 3 Me: "Ma'am, your total is six dollars, and you gave me ten. I'm doing simple...
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Read Eau No As I'm walking towards the game store, I pass one of the little booths in the middle of the mall walkway,...
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Read Will Not Fall For Such A Cookie Cutter Scam Manager: "That the same jerk from last week?" Me: "Yup." Manager: "O...
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Read Matching Policy, But Mismatching Expectations In our building, all of the other departments were allowed to wear...
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Read Maybe They Could Have Painted A Sign? Manager: "Why have the contractors been given three days to paint the bath...
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Read Raising The Bar By Going Up A Few Bars Customer: "Oh, now you’re ready for us?!" I should add that I’m extremely...
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Read The Write-Up On The Wall Me: "You need to fire this guy. He is ALWAYS late and is not getting the information he...
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Read J Is For… Just Go to Sleep Husband: "Okay, the code is 'C' as in Charlie, 73, 'J' as in...wait, what's 'J' again...
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Read Beer Today, Somewhere Else Tomorrow She puts the stuff on the table and hands me $10. Me: "Ma'am, this isn't eno...
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Read Keeping The Peace (And Quiet) I was a guest on the bride's side at this wedding. For various reasons, she only h...
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Read Cartastrophe Averted I'm holding my toddler in one arm, trying to order food from the self-service kiosk. Anothe...
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Read Living To A Different Beat Than Reality Caller: "I need to book tickets to see [Famous DJ], and they're $300. I ...
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Read The Mold Has Spread To The Brain Me: "I picked these up, but as you can see, they're not doing very well!" She l...
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Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 10 Me: "Our fitting expert is with a client at the moment." ...
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Read Couldn’t Have Scripted A Better Outcome A few months ago, though, a new supervisor joined us. He was fresh from ...
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Read When The Customer’s Actions Are Tagged Customer: "How… how do you know how much they are?!" Me: "I remember beca...
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Read What’s The Opposite Of Nailing It? Me: "We don't sell nails, sir." Customer: "Why not?" Me: "Because this is a s...
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Read Permit Me To Explain… Vet: "[Wife] and I have to go pick up my idiot son. I should be back before evening appoin...
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Read Will Take Your Two Cents, But We Don’t Want To Hear Your Two Cents Customer: "You gotta count it out so slowly?!...
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Read Stripped Of Value Inside one small box is a joke gift from my aunt: a fridge magnet of a can of beer that makes ...