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Read Mass-ive Amounts Of Fragility Me: "It looks like it's 126cm in width, which would make it—" I'm about to do the ...
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Read The Wrong Cheeks I'd recently learnt the word for shave in my language lessons, so I wanted to impress her by sa...
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Read Double Take When Ordering A Double Espresso I work in a coffee chain with my twin sister. We're identical, so th...
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Read Not That Kind Of Bar I was working as a pizza delivery driver a few years back, and my friend and I had a really...
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Read (A colleague just showed me a funny video which is a parody of Adele’s “Hello” in which several telecallers offe...
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Read I’m Gonna Offer You An Olive Branch And Just Make It Customer: "Could I get, like, a Gibson?" Me: "Sure thing." ...
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Read Generating Meaningless Complaints Me: "Thank you for calling—" Customer: "—Shut up and get me a supervisor." Me:...
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Read We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 16 Less than five minutes later, my manager is speaking to m...
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Read Signed In Blood My coworker bumps the first box. It tips, and I jump back. It misses my left leg and slams into ...
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Read When The Customer Doesn’t Clock On When You’ve Clocked Out Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm clocking out now, but my m...
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Read Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 26 My sister is a twig. Whenever she eats a lot, her stomach balloons up and look...
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Read Laptop Flop, Part 45 Me: "You don’t want the box or the sleeve? It’s useful for transport." Customer: "Nah, it’s...
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Read No Longer My Peanuts, My Circus, Or My Monkeys Ex-Coworker: "I remember when you put in your two weeks, and you ...
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Read A Price For The Devil To Pay, Part 11 Customer: "Wait, stop! How much are those checking out at?!" Me: "Uh, thos...
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Read A Hot Slice Of Justice, Part 14 We were sitting on the porch when a car turned the corner, and as it passed our ...
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Read You Hold Up The Nuggets, They Hold Up The Ambulance Customer: "What happened? Where did she go? I want my food!"...
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Read Ordering From The Grid Caller: "No cashier physically offered me a receipt, so my order is free!" Me: "Sir… how ...
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Read The Clerk Is The One Who Refuses To See Clerk: "No. Dogs. Husband: "He's literally the most commonly recognised ...
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Read Multiple Senior Moments In A Row Coworker: "Did no one tell you? First Wednesdays of the month is always senior ...
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Read Looking For Breakfast In All The Wrong Places But the worst mistake anyone I know has ever made was my mother pu...