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  • A 9.0 On The Annoying Scale

    Read A 9.0 On The Annoying Scale I am a sixteen-year-old girl working in a hardware store. Because of that, some cust...

  • Untitled

    Read I was the dumb customer in this story. I went to a supermarket to grab some groceries I needed. I got almost eve...

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    Read At the start of the year, our new branch was announced. Manager “We plan to operate the additional branch with t...

  • Tone Policing

    Read Tone Policing Me: "Hello. May I see your ID?" He ignores me. Me: "Sir, do you have your ID?" He ignores me again...

  • Your Race Card Has Been Declined

    Read Your Race Card Has Been Declined A customer comes in to collect a take-out order. As I'm bagging it up for her: ...

  • Row-verruled

    Read Row-verruled Girl: "Wait! I have an E-scooter!" Me: "Okay… and you have ID in the scooter?" Girl: "No, but they ...

  • Supporting Your Tech Support

    Read Supporting Your Tech Support Me: "Yes, ma'am, the cord is plugged in at both ends." Representative: "W-Wait... D...

  • Have You Tried Not Being Ableist?

    Read Have You Tried Not Being Ableist? Boss: "Why don’t you just control your ADHD? Just focus on the problem, it's e...

  • When They Say It Takes A Village, They Also Mean Supporting Bosses

    Read When They Say It Takes A Village, They Also Mean Supporting Bosses Manager: "[Coworker], are you drunk?" Coworke...

  • This Story Is Angering To Read But Ends In Some Nice Change

    Read This Story Is Angering To Read But Ends In Some Nice Change Customer: "I'm calling to tell you that my pizza was...

  • Not Exactly On A First Name Basis With History

    Read Not Exactly On A First Name Basis With History Coworker: "Did Hitler have a last name, or was it just one name, ...

  • Shellfish Expectations

    Read Shellfish Expectations Caller: "Yes, I’m there for dinner tonight, and I’m allergic to shrimp." Me: "Thank you f...

  • Notes of Arabica, Not Bacteria

    Read Notes of Arabica, Not Bacteria I didn’t recall any of the coffee pots being cleaned in the last three years, so ...

  • We Wonder What He Does When He Sees Something He Doesn’t Like On Wikipedia?

    Read We Wonder What He Does When He Sees Something He Doesn’t Like On Wikipedia? Customer: "Well, Google says it’s 9 ...

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    Read (I’m at a famous coffee shop and the worker says “can I help you?” I say that I want a medium coffee, and can he...

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    Read (I was working in a hardware style store where this conversation came up. Both colleagues at this time were univ...

  • Uniformly Confusing

    Read Uniformly Confusing Customer: "Um, don't you work here?" Me: "Oh! No, I work at [Restaurant]." I thought it was ...

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    Read A powerline had gone down, knocking out the power in the shopping center I worked at. We closed the store but no...

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    Read My daughters and I have been swimming at our local gym and it’s time to go home, so we all head to the locker ro...

  • The Sauce Of All Past Problems

    Read The Sauce Of All Past Problems Customer: "Where are the extra mild sauces?" Me: "Oh, those were a seasonal selec...