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  • Loitering Comes In Many Flavors

    Read Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Me: "Sir, you gotta pay for those." Customer: "I don't think so." Me: "Hey! You ...

  • Out Of Sight, Out Of Date

    Read Out Of Sight, Out Of Date Me: "Uh, who left their chocolate eggs at my desk?" Coworker #1: "Oh, you found some, ...

  • Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again

    Read Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again A pregnant customer is ordering her burrito. Customer: "Can I get the… uh…"...

  • Only Signing Is Signing Off

    Read Only Signing Is Signing Off I informed the manager that we were collectively not going to sign the write-up slip...

  • If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room

    Read If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room Me: "Ma'am! You can't be yelling in the library." P...

  • Been Storing That Up For Years

    Read Been Storing That Up For Years Customer: "I just got an email from you that your prices are going up next year?!...

  • Slow Cooking

    Read Slow Cooking Employees who haven’t had their flu shot are required to wear a mask during "flu season," defined b...

  • The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving

    Read The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving Girlfriend: "Why the h*** are you drinking?" Friend #1: "Because the drink...

  • Too Tall An Order

    Read Too Tall An Order Me: "Sorry, but he's way too small for this ride. For safety reasons, I can't let him on." Dad...

  • Dist-Door-Ted Audio

    Read Dist-Door-Ted Audio Grandma: "What's taking so long?!" Sister: *Snarikly.* "I'm in the bathroom, Grandma!" Grand...

  • We Really Hope That’s Just Dry Humor

    Read We Really Hope That’s Just Dry Humor Friend Husband: "We've been there! It's fun, but don't go during the summer...

  • Sadly, These People Are Fur Real

    Read Sadly, These People Are Fur Real Customer: "Where are your puppies?" Me: "We don't sell puppies, ma'am. We sell ...

  • Untitled

    Read A woman today decided that I didn’t check her out of the store fast enough. She was standing on the other side o...

  • Oh, Deer

    Read Oh, Deer Me: "Why are the police in the ER? Did we get a patient presenting a risk?" Nurse: "Well, a couple of g...

  • Untitled

    Read My mom and I are doing dishes and chatting. A topic reminds me of another topic and that reminds me of another t...

  • Pet Pee-ve

    Read Pet Pee-ve Guest: "Oh, but these are my service dogs, you have to accept them!" Me: "Well, your service dog drop...

  • Untitled

    Read Before the mobile phone era, I was sixteen and working a summer job in an ice cream parlour in a touristic place...

  • Untitled

    Read A woman is standing in front of the patio umbrellas. They’re 75% off because it’s the end of the season, which m...

  • Untitled

    Read Yesterday, I needed to go to a dental appointment, so I booked a cab through the website I usually use. The webs...

  • Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu

    Read Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu Every customer has been in line at least five minutes, if not...