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Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 15 I had just finished a small batch of commissions and posted th...
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Read This Pizza Party Is Going To Hit A Little Different Fancy Customer: "I'm very sorry to pull you away from your w...
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Read Quesa-Deal With It I push the door to the bathroom open and round the corner and find an employee sitting on the...
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Read Slow (Cook) To Realize Woman: "Do you have any other kinds of microwaves?" I check the list I maintain of the ap...
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Read There Will Be RAMifications Customer: "My phone exploded. You need to replace it." Me: "Sorry, exploded? Like… a...
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Read No Ifs, Ands, or Buds Guest: "I want a bottle of wine and some beers sent up to my room." Me: "Unfortunately, we...
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Read Card-Carrying Adult I am twenty-five. I have been a legal adult for seven years, and old enough to buy alcohol a...
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Read Not Ad-ding Up I had a random lady call me at home the other day. Mind you, I don't own a business or anything. ...
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Read Tread Carefully We get his car in the shop and determine he needs his tire fixed (nail puncture). Customer: "I'm...
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Read (My sister’s best friend is hanging out at our place one afternoon after school, and I hear this from around the...
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Read It’s All Fund And Games Until It Isn’t Her success did not translate well on the home front. One day my niece’s ...
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Read My sons (19 and 23) had this conversation while they were at my house for the holidays: Older Son: German opera ...
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Read I’m a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. One of my regulars has just watched me deal with a difficult c...
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Read Several years ago i was working at a fast food restaurant during a “Burgerthon” promotion. Hamburgers were $.39,...
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Read My wife is native Japanese. She grew up in Japan. Most Japanese people have black hair. My wife’s hair is natura...
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Read Trigger Warning: Mention of Abuse, Death, Financial Issues I am the author of “Time to Move Far, Far Away. Narni...
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Read Taxing Faxing, Part 45 I'm a tax accountant. Client: "Why am I paying so much tax?!" Me: "Well, someone has to p...
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Read Jewel Of Denial A woman walks through the security scanner at the airport and immediately sets it off. It takes ...
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Read The Elevator Pitch Man #2: "Ugh, doesn’t ANYONE here know how to dress?!" Me: "It's a very relaxed dress code he...
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Read The Ceiling Fan Was Innocent Guest: "There's a sound in my room. It's really bugging me!" I follow her to her ro...