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Read West Side Story With A Twist Customer: "What the f*** happened to my view?! I have a membership, and I expect be...
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Read Selective Memory Me: "Sir, while these computers are made by the same company and have the same model series num...
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Read A Big Nothing Burger I got my burger, and when I unwrapped the paper, I got bun>patty>bun. When I went back to a...
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Read Time Is Money… And They Lost Both Lady: "Why is it so dark?" Me: "What do you mean?" Lady: "Why does it look lik...
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Read Grounds For Complaint One day I go to refill my pod and my container is empty. I was confused because I knew I h...
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Read Play Has No Limits, But Stock Does Customer: "But I'm the customer, and I'm here before the sale ends tonight. I...
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Read Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 20 I work in one of those membership wholesale bulk grocery store thi...
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Read Please Say You’re Squidding I work in a large stationery and office supply store. A customer asks to see our pri...
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Read Take Note, Manager So, I sent my manager an email to inform him that I wouldn't be present at the office. Not mu...
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Read Can You, Like, Not? She speaks with that typical "valley girl" inflection: Customer: "Ugh, the line is huge, and...
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Read Wine-ing About The Discount Customer: "Are those wines on sale because they're about to expire?" Me: "Uh, the go...
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Read Wife After Thirty At the beginning of our staff meeting, my boss asked if anyone had good news. I thought I'd sh...
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Read Cord Help Us One recent evening, my wife picked up her phone to look up something online, only to find it was st...
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Read Not How You Want To Make Your Mark Customer: "I want a caramel macchiato." Me: "Right on." Customer: "Can I get ...
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Read Failed By Collective Intelligence One day, my wife and I were visiting, and I saw that there were a bunch of bot...
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Read When Class Meets Sass Me: "How was your first day at school?" Neighbour's Daughter: "It was nice. I was the pret...
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Read Free-Range Flames I work in a wood-fired pizza restaurant. Customer: "Is the fire in your pizza oven organic?" M...
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Read Well, since autism is in the news, let’s share a really interesting fact: did you, dear reader, know autistic pe...
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Read Dead Air I work in a sleep medicine clinic. I had a patient come in complaining that his CPAP was giving him a r...
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Read Our baby daughter goes to daycare two days a week. The upside of that is that we have some extra time and that s...