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  • We’re Not Gatekeeping The Signs!

    Read We’re Not Gatekeeping The Signs! Father: "How the h*** do you expect us to know that those machines have age res...

  • Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About, And Here’s The Proof

    Read Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About, And Here’s The Proof He's ordering at the bar, and in an attempt to look c...

  • Finger Lickin’ Obvious

    Read Finger Lickin’ Obvious Customer: "What you got besides chicken?" Me: "We're a chicken restaurant, sir. Our menu ...

  • That’s Not Gospel Music

    Read That’s Not Gospel Music The company owner was a decent boss, but was perpetually trying to get his employees to ...

  • Queue The Tantrum

    Read Queue The Tantrum Me: "Thank you for waiting. How may I assist you today?" Customer: "No, since I waited forty m...

  • Flat Delivery From A Flat Country

    Read Flat Delivery From A Flat Country US Coworker: "Will these be difficult for us to do?" Dutch Coworker: "I don't ...

  • ‘Time’ To Call It Quits On This Plan

    Read ‘Time’ To Call It Quits On This Plan Caller: "I want a large pepperoni pizza for pickup." Me: "That's [price], a...

  • AA Degree, AAA Problem

    Read AA Degree, AAA Problem The lovely HR assistant is also new, and this is her first orientation without her manage...

  • A State Of Delusion

    Read A State Of Delusion Me: "Cool! All three together comes to… $7." Customer: "I'm from Oregon." Me: "Okay." Custom...

  • A Major Disc-connect

    Read A Major Disc-connect Customer: "I've been trying to install Microsoft Office for two months!" I'm thinking two m...

  • Leaving The Door Unlocked Is A Grave Mistake

    Read Leaving The Door Unlocked Is A Grave Mistake Boss: "And remember, always lock the doors behind you. Always." Me:...

  • A Parent’s Sole Responsibility

    Read A Parent’s Sole Responsibility Father: "My son's outgrown his boots. I want the most inexpensive option to repla...

  • Coordinating A Meet Up Is Not A Walk In The Park

    Read Coordinating A Meet Up Is Not A Walk In The Park Dad had already checked the information before posting, but the...

  • Noble Roots

    Read Noble Roots Me: "Oh, carrots. We need those. Grab them." Friend: *Looks at the price.* "Wow! These are soooo exp...

  • Didn’t We Have A Tea Party Over This?

    Read Didn’t We Have A Tea Party Over This? Customer: "What kind of teas do you have?" Waitress: *Confused by the ques...

  • Untitled

    Read So… this guy we hired wasn’t working out. He was dumber than a sack of rocks, and couldn’t follow a procedure th...

  • Untitled

    Read After the kids leave for Christmas vacation, we usually take a few days to clear up any loose ends around the sc...

  • Untitled

    Read Many years ago when I was in college, I found out that a friend of mine was being abused by her boyfriend, prima...

  • Main Course Is Mine Course

    Read Main Course Is Mine Course Customer: "Can you clean up this table? We want to sit here." Again, they watched me ...

  • Untitled

    Read Many years ago, the smallish company I worked for would rent a couple of suites and host customers for the SEC C...