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    Read I was working the service desk when we get a call. “The milk I bought from you was no good.” “That’s fine. Just ...

  • These Smell Like Cinnamon, Oak, And TMI

    Read These Smell Like Cinnamon, Oak, And TMI What started out as a normal conversation with a customer went weird rea...

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    Read (I went to see a doctor because I had been in constant pain for months on end. I explained to him how I had alwa...

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    Read Back when I was 8 or 7 I wore boxers meant for girls, I mean obvi I’m a girl. Anyway one day my mom, me, and my ...

  • Where There’s Smoke, There’s Ire

    Read Where There’s Smoke, There’s Ire Customer: "We bought these at your sister store in [Town], and they're the wron...

  • A Pain In The A…ppliance

    Read A Pain In The A…ppliance Me: "Your TV will be worked on shortly, and we will contact you once it's completed." C...

  • How Are These People Always Approved?!, Part2

    Read How Are These People Always Approved?!, Part2 Customer: "WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Me: Confused. "What do you mean?" Cu...

  • Detergent Deterrent

    Read Detergent Deterrent We recently got in clothes detergent capsules in single-serve packets covered in plastic wra...

  • This Computer Has Been Overclucked

    Read This Computer Has Been Overclucked The teens at that particular branch treat the public computers like rental ca...

  • The Book Of Moron

    Read The Book Of Moron General Manager: "Why didn't you bring the house wine to that table?" Me: "They're my regulars...

  • A Slithering Suspicion

    Read A Slithering Suspicion I arrive for my shift at the large store that sells everything to find two of my colleagu...

  • There’s A Donut-Sized Hole In Your Management Strategy

    Read There’s A Donut-Sized Hole In Your Management Strategy Vice President: "I know the district managers keep pushin...

  • A Table Of Just Desserts

    Read A Table Of Just Desserts Woman: "That's him! That's the one hogging my table!" Employee: "Miss, he's paid for hi...

  • Port Of No Return

    Read Port Of No Return I got a call one afternoon from a wonderful older gentleman. He was very polite and warned me ...

  • The Inkquisition

    Read The Inkquisition Me: "Okay, can you tell me your printer's model number?" Customer: "Um... It's an HP." Me: "Oka...

  • Caught With Her Tags Down

    Read Caught With Her Tags Down During my teenage years, I worked the fitting rooms at Hollister. One evening, we were...

  • Welcome To Retail, Part 15

    Read Welcome To Retail, Part 15 I used to work at Starbucks. We used to troll the new employees by having a coworker ...

  • The Secret Pawlice

    Read The Secret Pawlice Customer: "Do you sell vegan cat food?" Manager: "We don't, but if you call this number, they...

  • A Shaky Grasp Of Smartphone Technology

    Read A Shaky Grasp Of Smartphone Technology Grandma comes over with her first smartphone. She loves being able to Fac...

  • The Oddball Park

    Read The Oddball Park Usher: "Hey there, folks, know where you're sitting?" Older Man: "We're in Section 208. It shou...