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Read In Crust We Trust Customer: "Can we refund our pizza, or exchange it?" Me: "What was wrong with it?" Customer: "...
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Read GMO? In This Economy? Customer: *Picks up a hat.* "I do hope this fabric is fully organic and GMO-free." My Mum:...
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Read Passed From Memory Me: "So, I am just back from vacation, I am entering the random code, and it keeps failing." ...
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Read A Phine Line Between Photo And Pharmacy Me: "You'll need to take this to the pharmacy." Customer: "This is the p...
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Read The Cluck Stops Here Customer: "Y'all sell chicken?" Me: "Sir, the place is called Cluckers." Customer: "So?" Re...
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Read On The Rocks And In The Drink Customer: "We didn't pay all this money not to get our drinks!" Me: "Cool. I'll te...
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Read Gender Reveal Steal Sister-In-Law: "Would you be willing to move your son's birthday party to another day so I c...
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Read The Card That Can Never Be Declined My mom's 50th high school reunion is coming up soon. She also recently got d...
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Read An A Salt On Science Customer: "How many of these brands are organic?" Me: "All of them." Customer: "No, they're...
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Read *I was at work when this woman comes up looking frazzled. Security and other workers had been following her beca...
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Read I work at a law office that specializes in bankruptcy. When you file bankruptcy, you need to have an accurate li...
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Read My uncle does woodworking as a hobby. When my cousin was little, our uncle (not the cousin’s father) decided tha...
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Read My grandma had a pretty bad stroke. We weren’t sure she was going to make it so most of the family came to see h...
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Read I’m in the frozen aisle, looking at ice cream. Primarily looking at prices, of course, but also the ingredients....
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Read This interaction happened recently over our internal text app. Coworker 1: *posts picture of big spider she foun...
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Read And The Pest Picture Goes To… Customer: "I was just wondering… does this pesticide work?" Me: "Did you read the ...
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Read I Have A Number Of Questions… Me: "Hi, this is [Fast Food] place. How can I help you?" Caller: "What's y'all's n...
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Read Spore Choice Of Words I'm on a foraging tour in a large wild forest in Oregon. We're learning about the types of...
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Read Raising The Roof On Life Expectancy Customer: "What's the warranty on those?" Me: "If you go through one of our ...
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Read First Edition Falafels I'm a first-year apprentice working in a training kitchen linked to a restaurant. Our che...