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  • Wait… What?!

    Read Wait… What?! Salesman: "Hi, can I speak to the head of the household?" Wife: "Oh, we don't use our head for that...

  • Attempting A Daring Rescue

    Read Attempting A Daring Rescue Customer: "How dare you! No one else gets served until I get served! If that upsets y...

  • Kid, Don’t Mess With The Muffin Man

    Read Kid, Don’t Mess With The Muffin Man I normally ask the guests which doughnuts or muffins they want so that I can...

  • Looking Bookish At A Bookstore

    Read Looking Bookish At A Bookstore Customer: "Point me toward the romance section." I have no idea where the romance...

  • Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Eventually

    Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Eventually Me: "[Son], why are there dirty dishes on the counter?" Son: "...

  • Aisle Take That Seat, Thanks

    Read Aisle Take That Seat, Thanks My mother is overweight, just enough to make your average public transportation unc...

  • Storm In A Light Bulb

    Read Storm In A Light Bulb When Kiera got to the store, somebody was outside trying to get in. Kiera tried to tell th...

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    Read This was overheard by me at a library. A tutor is helping a small child with a math lesson, using a sheet of pap...

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    Read This story reminded me of an incident from my school days. In the front hall of our private school was a large, ...

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    Read This happened when we were much younger and was the greatest version of a Reverse Uno event that I ever experien...

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    Read (I need to go to the pharmacy to get my flu and covid vaccines. I am really not looking forward to the side effe...

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    Read When I was a woman in my 20s, I really seemed to emit some kind of friendly/ approachable vibe so a lot of stran...

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    Read So i work with a guy who sometimes I wonder about. Well not just me but several other co workers. He seems to ha...

  • Pizzas So Thin And Crispy They Can SNAP

    Read Pizzas So Thin And Crispy They Can SNAP Customer: "This isn’t what I ordered, not even close." Me: "We're slamme...

  • Underhanded About Underwear

    Read Underhanded About Underwear Two guys, easily mid-to-late thirties, come in and beeline straight for me. Guy #1: ...

  • Snow Way Corporate Are Gonna Learn From This

    Read Snow Way Corporate Are Gonna Learn From This Manager: "Yeah, so I can't get in for my shift. The freeway closed....

  • Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 40

    Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 40 He throws the thirty-pound bag on the counter, like he ac...

  • Yeehaw, Figaro!

    Read Yeehaw, Figaro! Every time someone complains about the station being switched to country, said manager tried to ...

  • Getting Loony Over A Loonie, Part 3

    Read Getting Loony Over A Loonie, Part 3 Me: "Ma'am, your total is six dollars, and you gave me ten. I'm doing simple...

  • Eau No

    Read Eau No As I'm walking towards the game store, I pass one of the little booths in the middle of the mall walkway,...