Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com

https://notalwaysright.com
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com

Entries

  • West Side Story With A Twist

    Read West Side Story With A Twist Customer: "What the f*** happened to my view?! I have a membership, and I expect be...

  • Selective Memory

    Read Selective Memory Me: "Sir, while these computers are made by the same company and have the same model series num...

  • A Big Nothing Burger

    Read A Big Nothing Burger I got my burger, and when I unwrapped the paper, I got bun>patty>bun. When I went back to a...

  • Time Is Money… And They Lost Both

    Read Time Is Money… And They Lost Both Lady: "Why is it so dark?" Me: "What do you mean?" Lady: "Why does it look lik...

  • Grounds For Complaint

    Read Grounds For Complaint One day I go to refill my pod and my container is empty. I was confused because I knew I h...

  • Play Has No Limits, But Stock Does

    Read Play Has No Limits, But Stock Does Customer: "But I'm the customer, and I'm here before the sale ends tonight. I...

  • Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 20

    Read Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 20 I work in one of those membership wholesale bulk grocery store thi...

  • Please Say You’re Squidding

    Read Please Say You’re Squidding I work in a large stationery and office supply store. A customer asks to see our pri...

  • Take Note, Manager

    Read Take Note, Manager So, I sent my manager an email to inform him that I wouldn't be present at the office. Not mu...

  • Can You, Like, Not?

    Read Can You, Like, Not? She speaks with that typical "valley girl" inflection: Customer: "Ugh, the line is huge, and...

  • Wine-ing About The Discount

    Read Wine-ing About The Discount Customer: "Are those wines on sale because they're about to expire?" Me: "Uh, the go...

  • Wife After Thirty

    Read Wife After Thirty At the beginning of our staff meeting, my boss asked if anyone had good news. I thought I'd sh...

  • Cord Help Us

    Read Cord Help Us One recent evening, my wife picked up her phone to look up something online, only to find it was st...

  • Not How You Want To Make Your Mark

    Read Not How You Want To Make Your Mark Customer: "I want a caramel macchiato." Me: "Right on." Customer: "Can I get ...

  • Failed By Collective Intelligence

    Read Failed By Collective Intelligence One day, my wife and I were visiting, and I saw that there were a bunch of bot...

  • When Class Meets Sass

    Read When Class Meets Sass Me: "How was your first day at school?" Neighbour's Daughter: "It was nice. I was the pret...

  • Free-Range Flames

    Read Free-Range Flames I work in a wood-fired pizza restaurant. Customer: "Is the fire in your pizza oven organic?" M...

  • Untitled

    Read Well, since autism is in the news, let’s share a really interesting fact: did you, dear reader, know autistic pe...

  • Dead Air

    Read Dead Air I work in a sleep medicine clinic. I had a patient come in complaining that his CPAP was giving him a r...

  • Untitled

    Read Our baby daughter goes to daycare two days a week. The upside of that is that we have some extra time and that s...