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Read Living To A Different Beat Than Reality Caller: "I need to book tickets to see [Famous DJ], and they're $300. I ...
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Read The Mold Has Spread To The Brain Me: "I picked these up, but as you can see, they're not doing very well!" She l...
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Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 10 Me: "Our fitting expert is with a client at the moment." ...
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Read Couldn’t Have Scripted A Better Outcome A few months ago, though, a new supervisor joined us. He was fresh from ...
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Read When The Customer’s Actions Are Tagged Customer: "How… how do you know how much they are?!" Me: "I remember beca...
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Read What’s The Opposite Of Nailing It? Me: "We don't sell nails, sir." Customer: "Why not?" Me: "Because this is a s...
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Read Permit Me To Explain… Vet: "[Wife] and I have to go pick up my idiot son. I should be back before evening appoin...
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Read Will Take Your Two Cents, But We Don’t Want To Hear Your Two Cents Customer: "You gotta count it out so slowly?!...
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Read Stripped Of Value Inside one small box is a joke gift from my aunt: a fridge magnet of a can of beer that makes ...
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Read My Defense Is Rock Solid The house next door to mine started running a business in their backyard, installing bo...
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Read Burn Rubber, Not Bridges Me: "Sir, doing my job right now would be asking you to leave due to the language you'r...
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Read An Irish Halloween tradition is Barm Brack – it’s a bread-like baked good made with dried fruit and peel, occasi...
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Read I’m a grad student in Entomology at the U. We’re doing research on fruit flies, and one of the things we’re doin...
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Read Your Demands Are Not As Impactful As Your Driving Me: "Did she back into you?" Truck Driver: "Yeah! I guess she ...
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Read Many years ago, I was at the returns desk when a customer came up with an item from our electronics department a...
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Read My cat was almost due for vaccines but my vet couldn’t fit him in for several months, so I decided to try one of...
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Read I’m at a punk music festival in Las Vegas. Following each day of the main festival are smaller shows at various ...
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Read I’m Looking For A Car, It’s Blue… Me: "Well, it's not actually my department, but what is it you're looking for?...
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Read Back when I was in high school, I had a social studies teacher who decided to end his classes by allowing us stu...
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Read We Hope There Was No Fallout From This My colleague laughs, and we chat some more about his favourite games and ...