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  • Plate And Switch

    Read Plate And Switch At this point, my non-lawyer mind figured there had to be a violation of my rights in here some...

  • Terror Of The Crustaceous Period

    Read Terror Of The Crustaceous Period Caller: "It's at the college campus." Me: "That's fine, just need the dorm addr...

  • This Heat Is Snow Joke

    Read This Heat Is Snow Joke It's late June 2026. Europe is currently going through a heatwave, with temperatures arou...

  • A Leg-Endary Joke

    Read A Leg-Endary Joke Coworker: "Maybe if you tell me what you're hoping to get out of the machine, I can recommend ...

  • Storage Wars

    Read Storage Wars I let my tech team brainstorm about how to destroy all the data on those hard drives. I had expecte...

  • Losing The Name Game, Part 3

    Read Losing The Name Game, Part 3 Caller: "What is your name?!" I told him. Caller: "That's a stupid name! How'd you ...

  • State-ing The Obvious

    Read State-ing The Obvious Me: "Sir, are you more comfortable communicating in another language?" Caller: "I speak a ...

  • Hopefully, The New Owner Can Machine Learn From This

    Read Hopefully, The New Owner Can Machine Learn From This Coworker: "They just fired me." Me: "What?! Tell me you're ...

  • The Fine Art of Missing the Point

    Read The Fine Art of Missing the Point I work in a high-end art supplies store. We carry many items that are high qua...

  • Urine Trouble Now

    Read Urine Trouble Now To start, I am female, and my entire family, both sides, women have bladders the size of a thi...

  • Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 12

    Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 12 Clipboard Guy: "Ladies, what are your thoughts on illegal...

  • No Child Left Behind The Fence

    Read No Child Left Behind The Fence I see a mother and two boys, roughly eight and eleven years old, get out of the c...

  • Untitled

    Read Content warning: homophobia, transphobia I work for a small town local radio. It’s very LGBT+ friendly, with a w...

  • Maybe Take A Gen-X-Ray To Be Sure

    Read Maybe Take A Gen-X-Ray To Be Sure I overhear a doctor reassuring a patient that their scan for skin cancer came ...

  • Untitled

    Read My wife and I both do laundry, but it tends to be mainly her job, (I do most of cleaning). So, when I went downs...

  • Untitled

    Read We used to belong to a group that would get together once a week and go for a long walk. Somewhere different eac...

  • When The Customer Is Buffering

    Read When The Customer Is Buffering I tell them the total, which is less than $4. They FINALLY look up from their pho...

  • Untitled

    Read This is a story from when I was a baby and my parents were exhausted twenty-somethings still trying to figure ou...

  • Pressed for Cash

    Read Pressed for Cash I’m processing an order pickup for this man (five shirts) that we’ve cleaned for him. Me: "That...

  • Untitled

    Read I work at our local city library here near Dallas, TX. and I process our library materials. Adding barcodes, spi...