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  • Planting Evidence

    Read Planting Evidence A woman is ordering at the drive-thru, ordering dinner to take home to her family. Customer: "...

  • Causing Quite The Racket

    Read Causing Quite The Racket Me: "How many times has that happened that it needed its own sign?" The cashier turns a...

  • When Your Coworker Has A Few Missing Links

    Read When Your Coworker Has A Few Missing Links Coworker: "But what about dinosaurs?" Me: "Well, they all died off be...

  • Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 43

    Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 43 After that conversation, she CHOSE to park in a different...

  • The Water Is Dammed

    Read The Water Is Dammed Caller: "I'm a good Christian woman who goes to church every week, and if you don't turn my ...

  • After Desserts It’s Just Desserts

    Read After Desserts It’s Just Desserts My coworker had a dine-and-dash on a $200 table. We were just coming off of a ...

  • Mom Is A Total Gas

    Read Mom Is A Total Gas I'm a mom. We all have gas from various orifices at times, and I try to keep mine on the quie...

  • We All Need A Hug And Some Ice Cream After Dealing With The US Healthcare System

    Read We All Need A Hug And Some Ice Cream After Dealing With The US Healthcare System Self-Checkout Customer: "Do you...

  • Oui Want Fries

    Read Oui Want Fries Our place does regular fries, cheese fries, or the option of two different seasonings. Me: "How w...

  • Untitled

    Read So, first thing to say, my brain isn’t working properly because I breastfeed and sometimes woman have dementia w...

  • Kendo-garten

    Read Kendo-garten My cousin has been renting a room from us while he studies at the university in our city. Aside fro...

  • Untitled

    Read One of my junior high teachers used to work at a call centre. Teacher: I’m from Nova Scotia. One of the customer...

  • Untitled

    Read My mom and I have always struggled with communication. I’ve often joked to my husband that it feels like she and...

  • Untitled

    Read I recently helped backstage for a community theater/dance production. The theme of the show was Peter Pan, but t...

  • Untitled

    Read During a recent visit to the museum, my twin brother and I arrived early so we could tour a special exhibit ( on...

  • Untitled

    Read I was watching a movie a few months ago. It was one of those big-name releases rated as family-friendly, so natu...

  • Parallel Universe Parking

    Read Parallel Universe Parking I'm a valet at a hotel. A group of women who all know each other walk up with two vale...

  • Crusty Old Customers

    Read Crusty Old Customers Customer: "There's a tooth in this f****** roll! A f****** tooth!" Me: "Sir, I—" Customer: ...

  • Light Source (Code)

    Read Light Source (Code) Me: "Tech support, how can I help?" Boss: "Some of the new equipment is missing some bulbs."...

  • A Storm Powered By Main Character Energy

    Read A Storm Powered By Main Character Energy Me: *Shouting over the wind and siren.* "Restaurant is closed, I'm afra...