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Read Keeping It Reel Our gym has a dedicated 'content area' with lighting, mirrors, and space for tripods. Most peopl...
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Read Hue Knew? He was an older guy, initially pleasant enough, but he quickly began to grate on the rest of the shop ...
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Read The Ten-Top Tamer Woman: "Just keep putting the dishes in the middle of the table and let me distribute." Me: "O...
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Read Caught Red-M&M-Handed I see a guy and his son, reaching into the M&Ms with their hands, picking some out and plo...
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Read You Can’t Expect Those Who Can’t Read A Room To Read A Sign HR Lady: "I can't get my d*** ice! There's somebody ...
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Read Pizza Is A Science A caller is ordering a pizza. We're having a significant language barrier, but we're making i...
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Read Lettuce Clarify I'm driving my ten-year-old twin girls home from school. Me: "So, how was school?" Daughter #1: ...
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Read No Good Deed Goes Uncommented Me: "Last-minute request for someone to watch my dogs this weekend! My regular dog...
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Read Hot Take Gets The Cold Shoulder Customer: "I'm cold! Can you turn up the heat?" Me: "I'm sorry, I can't. You're ...
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Read We had a rather irate tourist yesterday complaining that his railway trip hadn’t included a view of Stonehenge. ...
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Read An Infectious Personality One of my earlier teaching jobs (1980s) was as a midyear replacement to teach chemistr...
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Read In garden centers, it’s actually standard practice to wear work shoes with steel toes. (You know… tractors, truc...
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Read My girlfriend related this story to me. She was getting a soda at a convenience store a couple blocks from the s...
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Read Menu-vering Through The Drive-Thru Customer: "How much is [combo]?" Me: *Looking at the menu to make sure the pr...
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Read (A man called in to request some medication refills yesterday. The request is so inappropriate (he isn’t even an...
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Read The Curious Card Of Benjamin Button Me: "ID, please." Customer: "Are you f****** kidding me?!" Me: "Sorry, store...
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Read Don’t Ask The Wild Card I work in a large bookstore and stationery store. Customer: "Do you have cards?" Me: "Wh...
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Read Toll Me About It! Passenger: "How much is the toll?" Me: "About seven dollars." Passenger: "Nope. I'm not paying...
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Read Watt Just Happened? Lady #2: "Okay, listen, you owe $[amount] in June, and you need to pay the rest—" Me: "Wait,...
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Read Quarterback Customer: "Twenty-five cents came off for the deal, right?" Me: "That's right." Customer: "Then why ...