Entries
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Read We’re Not Gatekeeping The Signs! Father: "How the h*** do you expect us to know that those machines have age res...
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Read Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About, And Here’s The Proof He's ordering at the bar, and in an attempt to look c...
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Read Finger Lickin’ Obvious Customer: "What you got besides chicken?" Me: "We're a chicken restaurant, sir. Our menu ...
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Read That’s Not Gospel Music The company owner was a decent boss, but was perpetually trying to get his employees to ...
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Read Queue The Tantrum Me: "Thank you for waiting. How may I assist you today?" Customer: "No, since I waited forty m...
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Read Flat Delivery From A Flat Country US Coworker: "Will these be difficult for us to do?" Dutch Coworker: "I don't ...
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Read ‘Time’ To Call It Quits On This Plan Caller: "I want a large pepperoni pizza for pickup." Me: "That's [price], a...
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Read AA Degree, AAA Problem The lovely HR assistant is also new, and this is her first orientation without her manage...
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Read A State Of Delusion Me: "Cool! All three together comes to… $7." Customer: "I'm from Oregon." Me: "Okay." Custom...
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Read A Major Disc-connect Customer: "I've been trying to install Microsoft Office for two months!" I'm thinking two m...
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Read Leaving The Door Unlocked Is A Grave Mistake Boss: "And remember, always lock the doors behind you. Always." Me:...
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Read A Parent’s Sole Responsibility Father: "My son's outgrown his boots. I want the most inexpensive option to repla...
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Read Coordinating A Meet Up Is Not A Walk In The Park Dad had already checked the information before posting, but the...
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Read Noble Roots Me: "Oh, carrots. We need those. Grab them." Friend: *Looks at the price.* "Wow! These are soooo exp...
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Read Didn’t We Have A Tea Party Over This? Customer: "What kind of teas do you have?" Waitress: *Confused by the ques...
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Read So… this guy we hired wasn’t working out. He was dumber than a sack of rocks, and couldn’t follow a procedure th...
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Read After the kids leave for Christmas vacation, we usually take a few days to clear up any loose ends around the sc...
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Read Many years ago when I was in college, I found out that a friend of mine was being abused by her boyfriend, prima...
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Read Main Course Is Mine Course Customer: "Can you clean up this table? We want to sit here." Again, they watched me ...
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Read Many years ago, the smallish company I worked for would rent a couple of suites and host customers for the SEC C...