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Read Baggage Claim Denied Customer: "I'd like to return this." Me: *Looking at the receipt.* "It's outside our return...
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Read How Big Is That Baby? Caller: "Help! I need two thousand bottles of baby oil!" Me: "Uh… two thousand?!" Caller: ...
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Read Gate-Key-ping The Hotel From You The key didn't work in the lift (elevator), so I went back to the desk and aske...
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Read Keeping It Vanilla I worked at a soft-serve ice cream shop. Customer: "What flavor is the white ice cream?" Me: ...
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Read Bear Minimum Safety Standards After a recent increase in sightings of a particularly large one in the area, mana...
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Read A Very Heavy Upload I work in technical support for an ISP Customer: "I need someone to come out and fix my mode...
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Read Weaponized Technobabble I work in IT, and my boss knows nothing about anything invented after 1970, yet he insis...
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Read Manual Override Interrupting Customer: "Excuse me? Excuse me?" Me: "I'm sorry, Ma'am. I'm assisting another cust...
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Read Power To The People… Button I worked on the Service Desk not too long ago, and we had a frequent flyer who was a...
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Read Death By A Thousand Charges Manager: "Would you be willing to stay late tonight? A customer is coming in to buy ...
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Read Refundamental Misunderstanding Customer: "Where's the rest of my refund?" Me: "You've received a replacement for...
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Read Sorry, ‘Above And Beyond’ Is A Premium Feature Boss: "Hey, [My Name], I'm glad I caught you. What's been happeni...
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Read A Comp-licated Relationship Back in the '90s, I dated a guy who had been a friend before he asked me on an "offi...
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Read No Back Up For Destroyed Worldviews Customer: "That's ridiculous. I know there's more stock in the back." Me: "T...
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Read Love Is A Full Candy Jar Dad: "I suppose I should finally confess. We took a lot of your candy." Grandpa: "I kno...
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Read Hard Loch Life Old Man: *Pointing his cane directly at me, stopping me in my tracks.* "You! What 'r you doing he...
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Read H₂Oh No They Didn’t I am working at the customer service desk when a woman approaches with several bottles of mi...
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Read The work for a company in the recycling business, and I mainly work in the office. However, when I first started...
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Read Berry Much Not How Those Work I overhear a patient talking to a nurse while I'm receiving some basic healthcare....
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Read My cat doesn’t like her litterbox, at least not for peeing. We use fine grade unscented clumping litter, but whi...