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Read Cobra Cry My coworker and I are big movie buffs and usually take pride in being able to help customers find obsc...
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Read A Latte Problems With This Regular's Mom: "Uhm, I️ ordered a latte. This has coffee in it." Me: "Yes, ma’am, tha...
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Read When The Thingamajig Meets The Whatchamacallit Colleague: "[My Name], any update on the thing?" Me: "What thing?...
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Read Misunderstanding The Scale Of The Problem Customer: "Is this thing in pounds or kilometres?" Me: "It's in kilogr...
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Read The French Have A History Of Doing That For You Coworker: "I'm something like... three hundred and ninety-fourth...
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Read I’m Front Of House Not Front Of Desk Guest: "Give me my room keys!" Me: "I'm a waiter, sir. You can get room key...
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Read When They Know They Fee’d Up Me: "Hi, sorry, what is this $5 charge?" Waiter: "Modifications are extra." Me: "Bu...
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Read A Clean Handover Me: "[Station Name], how can I—" Caller: "—I wanna speak to the news desk." Me: "I work the new...
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Read An Excel-ent Exit As soon as I got back to work, I got a call from my boss apologizing for not appreciating my w...
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Read When Customers Are Damaged Goods, Part 2 Manager: "Ma'am, you bought this using a credit card. If an item is ret...
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Read Plugging In The Gaps Customer: "I need plugs." Me: "What type of plugs?" Customer: "Just plugs, can you show me ...
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Read Practice For The Exit Interview Our overly condescending boss is looking over my coworker's work. It's my cowork...
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Read The Apple Does Not Fall Far From The Tree Customer: "I'll get a Happy Meal for him, and can I get the one with [...
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Read One Of The Many Benefits Of Not Being Born Four-Year-Old: "Where was I when you went there?" Seven-Year-Old: "Yo...
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Read Car-ma Friend: "I don't own it now, why would I still pay for it?" Me: "Uh… because you still owe the rest of th...
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Read Copy That… From What? Customer: "I need to get a copy of my key cut." Me: "Sure. Which key?" Customer: "My house...
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Read This took place when my husband, baby and I temporarily lived with his parents. I am getting ready to leave for ...
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Read If You Thought You Were In Trouble Before… I'm an EMT here. Our dispatcher got a call late one evening, a little...
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Read (My friend is an aspiring author who is on “first novel” number five. For unknown reasons he keeps trashing all ...
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Read I take the bus to work every day from a rural location, but I have to switch buses at the central bus hub downto...