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Read I am the editor of a small but long-established Christian magazine (we date back to the 1870s). As such I receiv...
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Read Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses Owner: "Come on [Regular's Name]. It's just a cartoon cat." Regular: "A...
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Read Hungry For The Past Customer: "Can I get [Burger]?" Me: "Uh, I don't think I know that one. What's on it?" Custo...
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Read Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies? Boss: "You got this ticket to repair this computer?" Me: "Clean it. The customer w...
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Read When You’re A PHENOMENON Regular: "Wow! Who was that?!" Me: "My boyfriend's ex." Regular: "Your boyfriend was wi...
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Read Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild Me: "I'm sorry, sir. Because you're buying this for someone else, I can...
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Read Maybe If You Blend It? Me: "Hi, welcome in! Can I get you started with some drinks?" Customer: "Steak and shrimp...
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Read Game Over, Dad Mum: "So… I saw the boys playing the other day." Dad: "Mmhmm." Mum: "Yes, it was such an interest...
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Read Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man Friend: "My nephew wanted to get a big poster of The Peruvian Man, but his mum sa...
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Read McGrow Up I was behind what I could only describe now as a giant toddler. He was griping and moaning the whole t...
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Read Caller *very aggressive right off the bat*: I need Ed NOW! Me: I’m sorry we don’t have anyone here by that name....
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Read Law Of Recurrence During the finals period, my study group checked out the last ten years of exams and took them...
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Read (My girlfriend cut the space between her fingers, and instead of listening to all of the people who had actually...
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Read I was quite an unruly child, running around and breaking stuff, rarely thinking things through or considering th...
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Read My husband is not some friendless entity. He simply works from home full-time. I work a hybrid-model myself, wor...
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Read Reading this story (https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-what-you-need-is-a-workaround/343953/) reminded me of o...
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Read My name is not American, but for arguments sake, let’s pretend it’s Cassidy, as that name has just enough in com...
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Read Blessings Of Daily Bread The cashier looks at all sides of the bread bag and tries to scan it a couple of more t...
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Read It’s The Season For Brain Freeze At this time, the temperature was hovering around 30°F to 40°F (-1°C to 4°C) ou...
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Read Corporate Have Moving Targets Many years ago, I decided to rent a [famous moving van company] to move a bunch of...