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Read Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Me: "Sir, you gotta pay for those." Customer: "I don't think so." Me: "Hey! You ...
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Read Out Of Sight, Out Of Date Me: "Uh, who left their chocolate eggs at my desk?" Coworker #1: "Oh, you found some, ...
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Read Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again A pregnant customer is ordering her burrito. Customer: "Can I get the… uh…"...
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Read Only Signing Is Signing Off I informed the manager that we were collectively not going to sign the write-up slip...
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Read If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room Me: "Ma'am! You can't be yelling in the library." P...
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Read Been Storing That Up For Years Customer: "I just got an email from you that your prices are going up next year?!...
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Read Slow Cooking Employees who haven’t had their flu shot are required to wear a mask during "flu season," defined b...
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Read The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving Girlfriend: "Why the h*** are you drinking?" Friend #1: "Because the drink...
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Read Too Tall An Order Me: "Sorry, but he's way too small for this ride. For safety reasons, I can't let him on." Dad...
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Read Dist-Door-Ted Audio Grandma: "What's taking so long?!" Sister: *Snarikly.* "I'm in the bathroom, Grandma!" Grand...
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Read We Really Hope That’s Just Dry Humor Friend Husband: "We've been there! It's fun, but don't go during the summer...
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Read Sadly, These People Are Fur Real Customer: "Where are your puppies?" Me: "We don't sell puppies, ma'am. We sell ...
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Read A woman today decided that I didn’t check her out of the store fast enough. She was standing on the other side o...
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Read Oh, Deer Me: "Why are the police in the ER? Did we get a patient presenting a risk?" Nurse: "Well, a couple of g...
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Read My mom and I are doing dishes and chatting. A topic reminds me of another topic and that reminds me of another t...
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Read Pet Pee-ve Guest: "Oh, but these are my service dogs, you have to accept them!" Me: "Well, your service dog drop...
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Read Before the mobile phone era, I was sixteen and working a summer job in an ice cream parlour in a touristic place...
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Read A woman is standing in front of the patio umbrellas. They’re 75% off because it’s the end of the season, which m...
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Read Yesterday, I needed to go to a dental appointment, so I booked a cab through the website I usually use. The webs...
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Read Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu Every customer has been in line at least five minutes, if not...