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Read Problem Manufactured Successfully Customer: "Oh, I was here yesterday, and there was a shrimp missing on my shri...
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Read Change For The Better I went in with forty papa-provided dollars and explicit permission to buy a snack as well ...
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Read Difficult To Process What’s About To Happen Coworker: "An American family asked me what all these yellow blobs w...
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Read Wrong On Every Account Me: "He's going on and on about me sabotaging his security verification steps, but he's j...
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Read Stock Answers Out of the corner of my eye, I notice an associate practically run over to me, and I brace for the...
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Read Orange You Glad I Asked? I'm bringing a table a Pepsi, and an orange soda. Customer: "Which one is the orange so...
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Read That’s Some Real Commitment To Something Fake Coworker: "Ugh, I'm so sleepy. I want to go home." Me: "But you ju...
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Read Whine Pairing Customer: "What's your most expensive champagne?" Me: "Well, we don't have any sparkling wine from...
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Read Faux Real? A customer who has ordered everything vegan (vegan cheese) comes back with her burger. Customer: "Can...
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Read Plate Tectonics An older couple has just paid their bill, and on the check has written a big fat zero on the tip...
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Read They Lost The Game Of Thrones Lead: "What the f*** is that? All gender? What is that about?" Site Manager: *Calm...
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Read Purrmanent Displeasure A woman walks into the pet store and right up to me. Woman: "Can you please explain to me...
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Read Kids Have Been Fighting Bedtimes Since The Yawn Of Time Me: "I saw that." Kid: "I'm not tired!" Me: "You just ya...
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Read It’s Time To Throw In The Towel A guy puts his towel on a bench and disappears. Another gym-goer walks up to me ...
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Read Customers Have Off Days When You Have Days Off Department Manager: "She is not working today." Customer: "Why?!"...
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Read I was doing a work placement for my Tourism diploma at the Chateau de Versailles, during the 2023 summer, when s...
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Read It’s Not Cheaper To Prevent The Prevention Owner: "[Dog's Name] doesn’t need heartworm prevention. She never goe...
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Read (I work at a store that sells, among other things, cigarettes and alcohol. Policy is to ID everyone, doesn’t mat...
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Read This Conversation Is Going Watership Down Hill A few weeks ago, a woman came in, looking for a new fun treat to ...
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Read (My brother-in-law, his heavily pregnant wife, and their sweet three year old son pick me up from work one day a...