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Read What Fresh Horror Is This? Customer: "I never ordered fresh tuna! I ordered cooked tuna! My son doesn't eat raw....
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Read Excellent Taste In Literature Rascal is a mixed breed my parents got from the shelter as a puppy. He can be hype...
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Read The Streaming Generation Suddenly, coming in almost sideways, was a stream of pee coming from the adjoining stal...
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Read Size Matters, Part 11 Customer: "Will this curtain rail fit my window?" Me: "How big is your window?" Read Size ...
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Read I work at a state university, so technically we’re all state employees. We’ve recently had our required annual c...
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Read CW: Pet death (natural causes) and dark humor Our elderly family dog recently passed away. After burying her, we...
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Read As it’s October, I was reminded of a story from back when I was young enough to trick-or-treat It was 2020, and ...
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Read Call me weird, but I think gifts should reflect thought more than dollar value and can share laughter. With that...
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Read This took place around Christmas. I’m on vacation and stand outside a convenience store. There’s a clerk standin...
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Read I work at the general reception desk of a public finance center. A service user comes in with a coworker to pay ...
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Read Some People Just Want To Be Told They’re Special Customer: "Can you give me a discount on [item]?" Me: "The item...
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Read The 411 On The 211 It occurs to me that it's been a while. I look up, and there's a waitress two tables away ask...
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Read Ctrl+C-Suite Senior Partner: "I got a new laptop, and I need you to install copy and paste onto it." Me: "Copy… ...
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Read Getting Roasted At The Luau Guest: *Still shouting.* "What the h*** is Kalua pig!" Me: "It's the pork that's bee...
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Read The Man, The Myth, The Man-Sir I am in line in a checkout lane in the grocery store when a very bubbly checker o...
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Read There’s A Great Barrier Awaiting That Particular Endeavor Tour Guide: "Yes, the Great Barrier Reef tour costs th...
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Read Voluntary Redundancy The old and new managers are going through the financials: New Manager: "So, I'm looking at...
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Read Cheap-Skating To The Top Me: "Then I'm afraid I can't offer any discounts on this item at this time." Customer: ...
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Read In A Casino It Helps To Be Penny Wise Management decided all employees had to wear name tags with their hometown...
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Read That List Is Longer Than The Book Caller: "I’m looking for a book." Me: "Then you've called the right place!" Ca...