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Read Signaling Their Intentions Customer: "Can a Wi-Fi antenna be installed on the PC to improve reception?" Me: "For...
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Read Box Office Bomb At this theatre, we turned off the screens if no one bought tickets for the movie. Dude comes ba...
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Read Nurture Wins Biological Father: "Hey [My Name], I’m your father." Me: "No, you aren’t. He’s my daddy." *Pointing...
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Read Seeing Red In The Blueprints I bought a house with a garden and sold my flat. The buyer was a foreign worker who...
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Read Whine And Dine Me: "What can I do for you?" Customer: *Almost yelling.* "My friend's glass is fuller! I want mor...
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Read I am picking up my new glasses at the optician and am ready to pay. The store is empty this close to closing, so...
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Read I’m the author behind the myriad nightmare stories of my elementary, middle, and high school experiences, as wel...
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Read I work at a store that uses iPhone’s for all transaction’s (and maybe we sell them too) Customer: “I’d get fired...
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Read The other night, house-spouse and I were talking about romance in general, and got onto the topic of our online ...
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Read I work at a library in a small town. For the most part, the people are wonderful, but there are always a few who...
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Read I worked in a grocery store in my late teens and early twenties. As a young woman I got some flirty male custome...
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Read To Think Outside The Box, One Must Open The Box Caller: "My Internet has gone out." Me: "What lights are shining...
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Read If You Run From Reading You’ll Get Nowhere Wife: "Can't you just come here and build it for us?" Me: "No ma'am, ...
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Read When You No-Clip Into A Retail Position I'm in the break room. Two coworkers are talking about their weekends. C...
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Read Trail And Error Customer: "We want to do the Pacific Crest Trail." Me: "That's cool! How much of it?" Customer: ...
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Read Permit Me To Explain Operations is discovered to have not performed a procedure written by my predecessors decad...
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Read Delivering Consequences Me: "Okay, sir, just let me know when you back up your truck to the loading bay." Custom...
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Read Generation Text I am in line at the grocery store checking out, and it is moderately busy with people behind me....
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Read Brocco-Lies Customer: "Is the broccoli gluten-free?" Me: "Of course." Customer: "It doesn't look gluten-free." R...
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Read UV Got This I looked around; no windows. I looked down the hall; no windows. Me: "Excuse me, I know this is goin...