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  • Franklinly My Dear

    Read Franklinly My Dear I work at the local county history museum. Part of my job is helping people with their resear...

  • A Display Of Patience

    Read A Display Of Patience Me: *I moved the monitors apart from one another.* Owner: "OH! No, no, you can't do that, ...

  • Seeds Of Love

    Read Seeds Of Love A customer comes up to me with one red and one green shirt. Customer: "I need fifteen of each of t...

  • These Shoes Were Made For Walking… Away From This Argument

    Read These Shoes Were Made For Walking… Away From This Argument Cashier: *Laughs.* "I’m not paying for new shoes. Thi...

  • When Real Service Meets Fake Names

    Read When Real Service Meets Fake Names Barista: "Caramel hazelnut mocha for Laura!" No one answers. Barista: *Louder...

  • Door Dashed Expectations

    Read Door Dashed Expectations The worker on the other end of the line starts by apologising, saying the driver grabbe...

  • Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 3

    Read Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 3 Manager: "So you wore this suit at the weekend, and by the looks of ...

  • Driven To The Wrong Conclusion

    Read Driven To The Wrong Conclusion My Mother: "Are you certain that we're at the correct address?" It looks nothing ...

  • Refusable Reusable

    Read Refusable Reusable Me: "Did you bring any bags with you, or would you like to buy some?" Customer: "Buy some?! W...

  • Trouble Brewing, Part 16

    Read Trouble Brewing, Part 16 Customer: *At the order speaker.* "Can I just get an empty drink cup?" Me: "Uh, we're n...

  • We Should Not Be Meeting, As I Have A Meeting

    Read We Should Not Be Meeting, As I Have A Meeting Driver: "Finally! If you’re gonna order food, be ready to collect ...

  • It’s A Tender Subject

    Read It’s A Tender Subject Customer: "How many pieces are in an eight-piece meal?" Me: "Eight." Customer: "Oh. That's...

  • Sound Advice Ignored

    Read Sound Advice Ignored A conversation between my mother and me is interrupted by my sister and father walking into...

  • The Call Of The Wildly Important Man

    Read The Call Of The Wildly Important Man My friend and I are in a small and usually chill café. Some guy with earpho...

  • I’m Adam-ant I Did Not Say That

    Read I’m Adam-ant I Did Not Say That While she’s being very friendly, she’s also constantly dropping Bible quotes and...

  • Untitled

    Read I’ve been getting a lot of marketing calls from people who say they are from my bank. I tend to believe it as th...

  • Untitled

    Read We have onsite coffee shops and I have known the head cashier (Ms Star because she is) for years. She knows me w...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a female manager at a big-box store. A mean customer comes in today, and he’s unaware that we have two new m...

  • Quesa-Dilla With It

    Read Quesa-Dilla With It Customer: "I don't need a menu! I just ordered on the phone!" Me: "Yes, you ordered burritos...

  • Untitled

    Read I work at a gas station and have just gotten off shift. Man: “Hey, lady! I need you to help me buy cigarettes. I...