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  • Lettuce Put An End To This

    Read Lettuce Put An End To This Customer: "There's not enough chicken. You'll need to bring me some more." Me: "No." ...

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    Read I’m reliving past history after reading this post: https://notalwaysright.com/when-degree-prospects-hit-rock-bot...

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    Read My son just learned about Christopher Columbus in his kindergarten, so we were talking about European explorers ...

  • Tip Ahoy!

    Read Tip Ahoy! Customer: "Well, there goes your tip." Another Customer: "Why didn't we get the hot waitress?" All tho...

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    Read I’m the weird customer in this story. I am not from the USA, and a few years back I was in Manhattan for the fir...

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    Read I’m an old fart and this story happened when I was still in college so long before tablets and cellphone existed...

  • A Square Deal With No Room For Rounding

    Read A Square Deal With No Room For Rounding Customer: "Which items are $2?" Me: "All the brownies are only $2." She ...

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    Read I’m a queer adult living with my parents for disability reasons. I am fortunate in that my parents are supportiv...

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    Read Back in the day, I worked in the investor relations team of a large insurance company. The wort part of the job ...

  • When They Can’t Cut The Cord

    Read When They Can’t Cut The Cord One day, a customer called about his new phone. Customer: "It's not very mobile, is...

  • An Unfunny Thing Happened On The Way To The Register

    Read An Unfunny Thing Happened On The Way To The Register An older couple ahead of me are checking out. The gent keep...

  • Retail Workers Should Be Screen And Not Heard

    Read Retail Workers Should Be Screen And Not Heard I bring up the seating chart and point to the top. Me: "This is th...

  • The Internet Is Dead, Long Live The Internet

    Read The Internet Is Dead, Long Live The Internet Coworker: "I'm calling because you emailed us." Pause. Coworker: "Y...

  • A Fowl-Mouthed Answer To A Dumb Question

    Read A Fowl-Mouthed Answer To A Dumb Question A group of guys is being loud and obnoxious at the bar. They seem like ...

  • Spreading The Wrong Idea

    Read Spreading The Wrong Idea Me: "Hi, I'm here to return a spreader." Cashier #1: "Oh, I'm new. I don't know how to ...

  • Sow Much For Common Knowledge

    Read Sow Much For Common Knowledge Me: "Hi! Anything I can help you find today?" Customer: "Yeah, someone told me the...

  • Black Coffee With White Noise

    Read Black Coffee With White Noise Me: "One large black coffee to drink in, please." Cashier: "What size?" Me: "Large...

  • A Smudge Of Entitlement

    Read A Smudge Of Entitlement At 7 p.m., in the middle of the Friday rush, she looked at him and said: Customer: "If y...

  • Home Is Where The HR Is

    Read Home Is Where The HR Is This guy is a classic "butts-in-seats" manager. Two weeks ago, he sent out an all-hands ...

  • A Tall Order For A Minimum-Wage Worker

    Read A Tall Order For A Minimum-Wage Worker Customer: "The prices have been raised again?!" Me: "I'm afraid so, sir."...