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  • Heard Of The Law? Kinda A Big Deal

    Read Heard Of The Law? Kinda A Big Deal Customer: "Then get me a manager who can do me a deal." Me: "No, the manager ...

  • When Mankind Hits Guac Bottom

    Read When Mankind Hits Guac Bottom Customer: "I know your avocados are on sale, but I wasn't expecting them to be thi...

  • All Your Knowledge Base Are Belong To Us

    Read All Your Knowledge Base Are Belong To Us Me: "Yeah, that's what Google told me as well. Didn't work." Call Cente...

  • Dog Food For Thought

    Read Dog Food For Thought Customer: "Do you have any Blue Buffalo brand dog food that has no "pro van" in it? I don't...

  • Flip The Script

    Read Flip The Script Now I had a lot of training on computers, and my specialty was user interfaces and beta-testing ...

  • Shocked When They Find Out What’s In Store…

    Read Shocked When They Find Out What’s In Store… Customer: "But I need [item]?! Why can't you order it for me?!" Mana...

  • When “Break A Leg” Becomes A Threat

    Read When “Break A Leg” Becomes A Threat Performer: "What if there's an emergency while you're on break?" Stage Manag...

  • Power Move In The Power Tools

    Read Power Move In The Power Tools Customer: "Don't you worry, miss, I'll ask one of the experts when I see one." Me:...

  • Overtime Will Tell

    Read Overtime Will Tell So recently, he told us that the reason he thinks we aren't seeing enough results is that we ...

  • A Dip Into French

    Read A Dip Into French I had a customer bring me an article of clothing with a question about the colour. It was a bl...

  • Didn’t Play Much Hot Wheels As A Child

    Read Didn’t Play Much Hot Wheels As A Child Customer: "My engine is overheating." I check the engine and see that eve...

  • Should Have Mute-inied

    Read Should Have Mute-inied A friend and I were both working at a call center. My friend had a call that required him...

  • Lock-ing Horns With Logic

    Read Lock-ing Horns With Logic Customer: "I want you to make me a house key." Me: "Our locksmith is on site, so he ca...

  • Once Upon A Time

    Read Once Upon A Time Me: "What's the stupidest question you’ve been asked by a guest?" Disney World Sibling: "Nothin...

  • Expressly In The Way

    Read Expressly In The Way As soon as she'd finished, I waited for her to move her full buggy out of the way, but she ...

  • Capitalism Calls The Shots

    Read Capitalism Calls The Shots Customer: "How much do you charge for a shot of [Brand] vodka?" Me: "$15. It's $9 if ...

  • Untitled

    Read Years ago, when my sister was very young, we had this exchange. Me: (Sister), you’re a cutie pie. Sister: I not ...

  • Untitled

    Read It’s many years later but the now very elderly husband’s-aunt-who-is-a-nun from this story (https://notalwaysrig...

  • Untitled

    Read This isn’t a story that’s very funny, but it happened a few days ago, and I felt the need to get it off my chest...

  • Un-Fare Expectations

    Read Un-Fare Expectations Guest: "That taxi was VERY expensive." Me: "Well, our city's taxis are actually pretty reas...