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Read This Is Not A Drill, It’s A Kettle The customer snapped, and he threw the kettle lead (which came with a UK-styl...
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Read Calling In Sick Would Have Been The Icing On The Birthday Cake Manager: "I don't think I'm going to be able to g...
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Read A Hot Take During A Cold Front Customer: "Do you have any idea how freaking cold it is out right now!?" Cashier:...
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Read Nothing Beets A New Retail Urban Legend I had a customer return a vacuum cleaner once, my supervisor did the ret...
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Read A Sign Of Things to Come, Part 3 Customer: "Do you guys make bumper stickers?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am, we certainly do...
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Read A Critical Miss On Customer Retention This used to work fine for about a year, until December 2022, when the pre...
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Read Stop… Thinking Customer: *Pointing at shared space.* "Can I park there?" Me: "No. And if the parking wardens see...
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Read No, We Are Definitely Not Gaslighting You! Me: "Okay, so is the gas odor coming from a specific appliance? Like ...
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Read Giving You Some Curbside-Eye Employee: "Oh, I was looking for you before." Me: "I was right here." Employee: "No...
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Read What Musical Are You Watching? Oh, All Of Them. Some gay friends invite us over to watch a movie, and we end up ...
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Read When The Owner Delivers A Religious Experience Head Customer: "Excuse me, can you not see that we're having a co...
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Read Well… That Clotted Cream Can Get Kinda Heavy I'm at home, eight years old at the time, doing basic science homew...
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Read They Must Be Fun To Overhear At Parties… Son: "Can I ask you a question?" Friend: "You just did." Son: "Can I as...
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Read Seeing The Frames But Missing The Point Doctor: "Can I help you?" Man: "Oh, no, we're just browsing, thank you."...
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Read (My stepdad recounted this story to me while my mom was at work one day. He ran to the local department store wi...
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Read Some Of Them Speak Quite Young, But C’mon… My then-baby niece was born with a bruise below her chest (it’s somet...
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Read I just read this story (https://notalwaysright.com/marketers-reverting-baby-talk/103487/), which reminded me of ...
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Read I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 56 Employee: "Sir, can we help you?" Customer: "F****** new guy need...
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Read We were the… well, not “idiots”* but ignorant ones in this story. My cousin and I went to Japan, a lifelong drea...
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Read When The Bigot Literally Types Their Own Case File Me: "Sir, our technicians are selected based on skill and cer...