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Read Not Trying To Make A Dig Customer: "How do I dig the hole?" Me: "Post hole diggers are typically the easiest way...
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Read Working This Job Forces You To Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants When I was eighteen, I worked the cash register at ...
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Read Tamago-No-No! I picked up my girlfriend from the Japanese restaurant she works at and am driving her home. She i...
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Read By The Time You Get To The End Of This Story, You Have Earned Some Interest Customer: "Could you, like, just for...
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Read One H*** Of A Funeral! I am attending my great-uncle's funeral. As his casket is being lowered into the ground, ...
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Read Take My Breath Away… But Not Like That My friend and I are playing Nintendo when his cousin comes in, realizes w...
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Read What A Pool Tool Customer: "I need a new diverter valve." My assistant manager brings out a couple of diverter v...
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Read I’m a small, local, Indie horror author, and I frequently sell my books at little local events like craft fairs ...
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Read Reducing The Cabin Pressure I'm sitting on the plane that's going to Los Angeles. I travel a lot for work. We've...
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Read My teacher got our whole class to go to a fair, but we just went outside and didn’t go anywhere. We all got band...
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Read I am a manager retail. I had an assistant that got fed up with me asking to do her job 6 years ago so she walked...
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Read A Piercing Lack Of Boundaries Like slow motion, his grubby man-child fingers started to rise, towards my nose in...
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Read I manage several departments in a community corrections setting. One department I manage is the kitchen which pr...
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Read Some People Will Always Find Ways To Be Les Misérables Trainer: "See this small section of ice cream divided ove...
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Read We’re making cheeseburgers for dinner. For story purposes, let’s call my five-year-old daughter “Jane.” Husband:...
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Read I work at a franchised quick oil change shop. Notably, at the location where I work, we just do auto maintenance...
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Read Inconvenience Reaches Tote-tality Me: "Sure, bring the tote back, and we can get you one that's not broken." The...
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Read Quantum Ink-Tanglement The customer is making small talk. Customer: "So what do you do for a living?" Me: "Parti...
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Read Raft Of Questions I've worked as a raft guide during summers for entirely too long. I get so many of the classic...
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Read Days Off Future Past Me: "Why does [Late Colleague] always get his holidays approved?" Colleague: "Oh, no one to...