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Read The Search Engine Of Your Destruction Caller: "Can you look it up for me?" Me: "I'm not Google, mate." Caller: "...
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Read Sub Standard Fire Safety Customer: "I don't want my sandwich toasted." Me: "No problem, we can—" Customer: "—but...
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Read Don’t Be On Fire Or Get Fired We introduced flame-retardant jackets for employees working around highly flammabl...
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Read The Ssolution Is Ssuper Client: "There’s a typo on these flyers!" Me: "What’s wrong with them?" Client: "There’s...
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Read Super Mario Brr-os My parents eventually came up with an idea: as much time as I spend outside, I will get to pl...
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Read Achievement Unlocked: Dad Gamer Friend: "Hey, [New Dad], you down for the new campaign this weekend?" New Dad: "...
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Read This Ignorance Is Un-Bear-able Me: "So we have the two types of bears up here, the black bear and the grizzly. T...
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Read I work as an overnight stocker at a large supermarket. We sort giant pallets of product into cohesive groups, pu...
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Read Take A Deep Breath When You Get To The Punchline Me: "What do you use the inhaler for?" Customer: "Allergies!" M...
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Read My husband and I were working from home one afternoon, he in a meeting, me just doing my regular work stuff. At ...
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Read Hospitality Hostility Guest: "Your breakfast chef said 'good morning' to me, and one of the housekeepers greeted...
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Read I’m going home after working overtime. I just want to go home, cook and enjoy what’s left of the evening. I am j...
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Read Growing up, my family would always rent a bungalow at the same campsite. The couple who ran the restaurant there...
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Read A long time ago, when shopping malls were still the big thing and the favorite place for people to go, I was wai...
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Read Unexpected Window Shopping Customer: "How much are these curtains?" Me: "It would depend on the size." Customer:...
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Read When I was a kid, my grandpa used to tell me stories about his time in the Marines when he was stationed in Okin...
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Read Hue Knew? I have one customer (I do inside sales, so same folks all the time) and, bless her heart, I truly beli...
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Read This Winter Is Booked Solid I'm working in a very busy bookstore on a Saturday. A teenage girl is working her wa...
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Read You’ve Turned Me Into A Literal Bean Counter Me: "Would you like black beans or pinto beans?" Customer: "Black b...
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Read A Clean Break I had an assistant manager who wasn't very clean. To put it bluntly, he smelled. He was otherwise ...