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Read Sow Much For Common Knowledge Me: "Hi! Anything I can help you find today?" Customer: "Yeah, someone told me the...
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Read Black Coffee With White Noise Me: "One large black coffee to drink in, please." Cashier: "What size?" Me: "Large...
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Read A Smudge Of Entitlement At 7 p.m., in the middle of the Friday rush, she looked at him and said: Customer: "If y...
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Read Home Is Where The HR Is This guy is a classic "butts-in-seats" manager. Two weeks ago, he sent out an all-hands ...
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Read A Tall Order For A Minimum-Wage Worker Customer: "The prices have been raised again?!" Me: "I'm afraid so, sir."...
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Read A Twist Ending When I first started working as a mechanic, a customer came in complaining about the oil filter w...
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Read Fire Before Hire Firefighter: "It's very lucky we found you. We were told no one was left in the building. Do yo...
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Read The Greatest Story Ever Sold Separately Around the time the movie came out, a customer approached me with a ques...
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Read Baby Shark, Doo Doo Doo-Over Among the many fish tanks, there is also an exhibit showing how sharks give birth: ...
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Read How To Pee Kind A few minutes later, the son asks to go to the loo. The bloke is Polish, but he lives abroad, an...
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Read The Great Carbonated Caper Their order totaled about $13. One of the guys handed me $9 from his wallet. He had s...
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Read Every year around Daylight Savings I remember the first time I learned that this isn’t universal, from this stor...
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Read A Rose By Any Other Name Is Still An Actress Me: "Do you know some people think Jack really existed? There was o...
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Read The Proof Is In The Pudding, Part 2 One day, the person having a birthday had apparently requested a cake that t...
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Read Im a cashier at Whole Foods. Today I was cashing out two guys and the one was joking with me guy: What’s it like...
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Read I volunteer for an after school program, and I was still rather inexperienced with the program when this story h...
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Read The summer between my junior and senior year of high school, I spent a month in Costa Rica living with a Costa R...
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Read When I was in high school in 1976, my school became the very first high school in the U.S. to put on a fully sta...
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Read Wants The iBoss Caller: "—No, I wish this to be escalated." Me: "I can get my manager to—" Caller: "—No, I wish ...
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Read I am a ballet teacher. This is only really relevant to say that my students (younger teens) and I were chatting ...