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Read Do You Even Obstacle Course, Bro? Friend: "Ugh. Gyms are boring. Rows of identical machines and not one unnecess...
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Read Dialing Down the Service A customer answers her phone just as she starts unloading her groceries onto the convey...
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Read [In high school, our theatre department would produce a musical every school year. I would volunteer to be in th...
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Read They’re Not A Class Act Tutor: "Oh, I'm sorry [My Name], am I boring you?" Me: "No, I just yawned. It happens so...
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Read My wife and I bought ourselves a house. The house used to be a rental, but the prior occupants trashed it. We’ve...
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Read Poor Patrol Guest: "There's a strange and dangerous man wandering the halls of my floor!" The night auditor and ...
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Read My husband and I had somewhat different upbringings due to a large part of how my in-laws and my parents viewed ...
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Read (I am the person in my dealership who does most of the dealer trade paperwork, or DX clerk for short. When you d...
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Read It’s Black Friday at the store that rhymes with NoMan’s and the line to check out runs all the way to the back o...
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Read Dial-usion Coworker: "Ma’am, you haven’t given me your name yet. How could I have called you if I don’t even kno...
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Read I ordered an electric snowblower online from a major hardware retail chain. I scheduled the arrival and it came ...
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Read That Customer Is A Real Pizza Work The overwhelming majority of the customers I've had over the years have been ...
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Read Accept The Clock Or Clock In The car ahead of me is ordering their food and starts to complain about the wait. C...
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Read Always Meat Your Greens Customer: "What do you recommend for a vegetarian BBQ?" Me: "Did you want plant-based pr...
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Read Wheñ Oñly Oñe Persoñ Cañ Iñform One day, the Senior Editor burst out of her office and asked: Senior Editor: "Is...
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Read The Wine Does Not Need To Chill, The Customer On The Other Hand… Customer: "Where is the bucket with ice that al...
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Read Boss-Level Dad Jokes Our manager comes into the office early, so leaves early. He always exits the office with a...
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Read The Void Does Not Care About Stock Levels Customer: "But your website says you have it!" Me: "That's a popular s...
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Read To The New Guy: Good Luck, And We’re All Counting On You! Tech Guy: "You put in a ticket about your work phone a...
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Read An Even Harder Manhattan Project Customer: "Can I get a non-alcoholic Manhattan?" Me: "Uh, not really, no. That ...