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Read We were the… well, not “idiots”* but ignorant ones in this story. My cousin and I went to Japan, a lifelong drea...
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Read When The Bigot Literally Types Their Own Case File Me: "Sir, our technicians are selected based on skill and cer...
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Read So, reading the news, this has apparently happened all over again recently. https://fortune.com/2024/08/30/offic...
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Read Almost 10 years ago now, I was in my early 20s and my sister was a senior in high school. Our mother had been ab...
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Read Preschool Precogs Girl: "Do you have a security person or something?" Me: "Not really, but I can probably help y...
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Read The Travel Insurance Quote For 5.5 Million People Is… Me: "Good afternoon, [Bank Insurance Name], you're through...
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Read For The iPod You Should iDouble-Check Customer: "I want an iPod." Me: "We have a range of them over here—" Custo...
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Read Bless This Mess, For Making You Quit I worked in a clothing store when I was sixteen. The store was in a dead ma...
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Read This Refund Is Out Of Gas Customer: "I got this can of gas, and I want to return it. I have the receipt." Me: "T...
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Read Climbing The Workplace Social Ladder I work in a warehouse that employs a lot of immigrant labor, and in our par...
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Read Beef And Switch Me: "Yeah, it's a one-use coupon, sorry about that." Customer: "Oh.... well, can you help me get...
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Read Training To Be A Cart-ographer Me: "I'll need you to collect stray carts after your break." New Hire: "...I'm no...
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Read Every Beep Is A Chip Away At Their Soul Cashier: *With a thousand-yard stare.* "Please enter your PIN code." I d...
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Read Click Bait I got a new phone, and it blew up with calls from debt collectors. Most people can just send unknown ...
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Read Resurrected By Refund Older Customer: "Your item killed my husband, and you need to refund it so we can afford t...
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Read Dairy Tale Logic Customer: "Where's the dairy-free cow's milk?" Me: "Do you mean lactose-free or plant-based?" C...
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Read Those Annoying Facts Again! Coworker: "Why can't I just install it on the desktop?" Tech Support: "That's not co...
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Read What A Little Des-Pot Customer: "I saw that you make customised water bowls?" Me: "Yes, we can engrave your pet'...
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Read Time To Burn The Car, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure I hate spiders. When my son was about four, we were riding in...
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Read The Call Is Coming From Inside The Phone! Friend: "I can't find my phone!" Me: "So you're trying to call it to h...