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  • They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 8

    Read They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 8 Customer: "I have this 50% off coupon." The coupon is good for sales...

  • The Grand Finale

    Read The Grand Finale Me: "Keep taking the road up to the Grand Canyon Village." Driver: "But where the h*** is the c...

  • Excel-ing At Honesty

    Read Excel-ing At Honesty If you clicked on any wrong menu item for the task you were asked to perform, you failed th...

  • The Owner Is Wok And Roll

    Read The Owner Is Wok And Roll I was on a date with a guy I didn't really like, but I didn't want to reject. I sugges...

  • Guess Who? The Movie

    Read Guess Who? The Movie A couple walks up to the ticket desk and just hands me money. They say nothing and just sta...

  • Pulling the Wool Over Their Eyes

    Read Pulling the Wool Over Their Eyes It's family movie night, and we've just streamed "The Sheep Detectives". Overal...

  • The Raid Went Bananas

    Read The Raid Went Bananas My roommate comes out of his room, still in the middle of an online fantasy video gaming s...

  • Struggling In A Digit-ized World

    Read Struggling In A Digit-ized World Customer: *Hands over an Amex.* Me: "Sir, our system is down. We can only accep...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a college intern in a corporate office and one of very few arts people in a building full of STEM people. Wh...

  • Kickin’ It Old School

    Read Kickin’ It Old School My parents flipped out and demanded a meeting with the teacher and principal. Only to be r...

  • Fr-Eye-udian Slip

    Read Fr-Eye-udian Slip Patient: "That's a bit of a rude word to have on an eye exam, isn't it?" Me: "It actually says...

  • Untitled

    Read so i have a boyfriend who lives far away from my hometown. My sister got a job at the same place where my bf liv...

  • Untitled

    Read For what it’s worth I’m not claiming to be blameless here. So…I’m autistic. Which means I have triggers and resp...

  • Buffa-Low Effort Scam

    Read Buffa-Low Effort Scam This brazen table had apparently tried the same "trick" to get a free, second plate of chi...

  • Untitled

    Read My mother calls me two days before Midsummer & a day before I am traveling to her town for said holiday. Me: “[M...

  • Untitled

    Read As an autistic person, I had trouble getting friends for a good while until the end of middle school. This parti...

  • A Brewing Conflict

    Read A Brewing Conflict Customer: "Where's that [speciality coffee] that we tried last time?" Me: "I'm afraid we're o...

  • Untitled

    Read In my husband’s family, their English ability goes from practically fluent to nearly non existant. This can lead...

  • Virgin Territory

    Read Virgin Territory Customer: "Can I get the shrimp cocktail, but can you make it virgin since I'm only nineteen?" ...

  • Bugging Out Over Nature

    Read Bugging Out Over Nature I was serving a table on the patio, and a customer sat there and asked me: Customer: "Ar...