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  • Not Trying To Make A Dig

    Read Not Trying To Make A Dig Customer: "How do I dig the hole?" Me: "Post hole diggers are typically the easiest way...

  • Working This Job Forces You To Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants

    Read Working This Job Forces You To Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants When I was eighteen, I worked the cash register at ...

  • Tamago-No-No!

    Read Tamago-No-No! I picked up my girlfriend from the Japanese restaurant she works at and am driving her home. She i...

  • By The Time You Get To The End Of This Story, You Have Earned Some Interest

    Read By The Time You Get To The End Of This Story, You Have Earned Some Interest Customer: "Could you, like, just for...

  • One H*** Of A Funeral!

    Read One H*** Of A Funeral! I am attending my great-uncle's funeral. As his casket is being lowered into the ground, ...

  • Take My Breath Away… But Not Like That

    Read Take My Breath Away… But Not Like That My friend and I are playing Nintendo when his cousin comes in, realizes w...

  • What A Pool Tool

    Read What A Pool Tool Customer: "I need a new diverter valve." My assistant manager brings out a couple of diverter v...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a small, local, Indie horror author, and I frequently sell my books at little local events like craft fairs ...

  • Reducing The Cabin Pressure

    Read Reducing The Cabin Pressure I'm sitting on the plane that's going to Los Angeles. I travel a lot for work. We've...

  • Untitled

    Read My teacher got our whole class to go to a fair, but we just went outside and didn’t go anywhere. We all got band...

  • Untitled

    Read I am a manager retail. I had an assistant that got fed up with me asking to do her job 6 years ago so she walked...

  • A Piercing Lack Of Boundaries

    Read A Piercing Lack Of Boundaries Like slow motion, his grubby man-child fingers started to rise, towards my nose in...

  • Untitled

    Read I manage several departments in a community corrections setting. One department I manage is the kitchen which pr...

  • Some People Will Always Find Ways To Be Les Misérables

    Read Some People Will Always Find Ways To Be Les Misérables Trainer: "See this small section of ice cream divided ove...

  • Untitled

    Read We’re making cheeseburgers for dinner. For story purposes, let’s call my five-year-old daughter “Jane.” Husband:...

  • Untitled

    Read I work at a franchised quick oil change shop. Notably, at the location where I work, we just do auto maintenance...

  • Inconvenience Reaches Tote-tality

    Read Inconvenience Reaches Tote-tality Me: "Sure, bring the tote back, and we can get you one that's not broken." The...

  • Quantum Ink-Tanglement

    Read Quantum Ink-Tanglement The customer is making small talk. Customer: "So what do you do for a living?" Me: "Parti...

  • Raft Of Questions

    Read Raft Of Questions I've worked as a raft guide during summers for entirely too long. I get so many of the classic...

  • Days Off Future Past

    Read Days Off Future Past Me: "Why does [Late Colleague] always get his holidays approved?" Colleague: "Oh, no one to...