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Read They Didn’t Know The Lengths They Were Going To A customer asks me to take an inch off the back of her hair. Aft...
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Read A Smashing Display Of Financial Prudence Customer: "The staple pinched me. Can you smash it down with a hammer?"...
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Read Many Happy Returns… To The Liquor Shelf Customer:* High-pitched, artificially happy.* "Hi! It's my birthday!" Me...
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Read Four Digits, All Ones And Twos A woman pays for her gas, then asks me for the restroom code. I give it to her. I...
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Read Not Talking About British Cigarettes Or Meatballs… Me: "You can't go saying f*g all the time like that. It's off...
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Read Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 32 I used to work at a deli. The number of customers who came in with the "I kn...
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Read The Alpha And The Omega Of Her Career Greg: "I've accepted another position, so I'm submitting my two weeks' not...
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Read Plum And Dumber Customer: "I'm looking for a prune tree." Me: "You mean a plum tree?" Customer: "No, prunes." Me...
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Read First-Class Compliance Fine. Keep the £20. But if we're strictly following the Travel & Expense Policy, two can ...
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Read Stockroom Syndrome Customer: "Could you check the back?" Me: "There's no inventory in the back." Customer: "Coul...
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Read Cartographic Catastrophe Me: "Is there something wrong with the book?" Customer: "Something wrong? Look at Grena...
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Read Nap To The Future Staffing the kiosk was always a nightmare. It was a seasonal position, and the work was incred...
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Read Super Smash Parents Parent: "My kid's DS screen just broke." Me: "Oh, sorry to hear that! Did they drop it, secu...
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Read The Cat In The Hat Can’t Help With That My nephew, a toddler at the time of this story, is going to bed, and my ...
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Read Park Your Assumptions Somewhere Else Woman: "You know, that parking spot is for people who actually need it." He...
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Read Dine And Dispatch Coworker: "Nope, out. We're not serving you today." Customer: "What? I haven't done anything!"...
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Read When I was in 7th grade, I had this really chill Advanced Biology class. It was near winter break, and all our t...
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Read I’m a volunteer fire fighter. We were called to a very rural location for a fire and had managed to contain it w...
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Read Not The Last Supper, But Definitely The Longest Man: "Look, buddy, we're going to be here a while, so you can st...
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Read I was walking through a smaller park when I saw an older man walking that didn’t look right. I can’t explain wha...