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Read Pick Tomatoes, Not Battles Tomatoes generally sold out by 10 AM, and we didn't have any more until the next day ...
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Read Hot Dog! He Was Right! During one of these particularly busy summers, I was inundated with customers, getting ye...
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Read Dive Another Day Guest: "Why was I charged for the scuba trip?!" Me: "Ma'am, I can see that you booked a spot on...
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Read We Need To Talk About Kevin, Part 2 Coworker #1: "Hey, [Boss], we noticed you've scheduled Kevin to work the for...
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Read The Lane Less Traveled I'm in line at the checkout, when I see another customer get in line in the lane adjacent...
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Read An Impassable Situation Me: "Roger." Sergeant: "Roger what!" Me: "Roger, Sergeant" Sergeant: "Do your job the ri...
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Read No Callbacks Me: "Did you pay for Costco to do the install?" Caller: "Yes." Me: "Then you need to call them." Ca...
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Read A Flat Refusal Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for alternative science books?" Me: "Maybe you can tell m...
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Read Now Introducing… Flavor! I was training a new server. He asked me not once, not twice, but three times: New Serv...
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Read Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 37 Me: "Excuse me, are you going to order a drink soon?" Cu...
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Read The Dogfather: An Offer He Couldn’t Refuse When he arrived, this black bear of a puppy came bounding towards the...
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Read A Version Of Conversion Friend: "I need cash." Me: "Yeah, let's find an ATM." Friend: "And a bank." Me: "Why do ...
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Read Questionable Behavior, No Question About It Customer: "Is this [Store Name]?" Employee: "Uh, did you not see the...
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Read I’m the author of this story: https://notalwaysright.com/asking-people-to-smile-usually-ensures-that-they-wont/2...
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Read Passed The ID Check With Flying Colors I worked for my university's bookstore and when the students would buy a ...
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Read I am the author of these stories: Bringing Down The Wrath Of The Entire Flea-t If You’re Ever Frustrated At The ...
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Read Misunderstanding Cancel Culture Me: "I am so sorry, sir, it looks like somehow this account was closed. It shows...
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Read When I was a new worker, I only had two guidelines from the boss: 1- Be nice to the customers 2- Always, always,...
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Read We have a new dog in our home: a collie, 10 months old and already 60 pounds (27 kilos), with an ear-piercing ba...
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Read The Drive To Think Before You Speak Customer: "I want an oil change, and I want the coupon price." Me: "Sounds g...