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Read The Void Does Not Care About Stock Levels Customer: "But your website says you have it!" Me: "That's a popular s...
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Read To The New Guy: Good Luck, And We’re All Counting On You! Tech Guy: "You put in a ticket about your work phone a...
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Read An Even Harder Manhattan Project Customer: "Can I get a non-alcoholic Manhattan?" Me: "Uh, not really, no. That ...
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Read Sum Thing Is Very Wrong Cue me explaining that in Excel, you can type a number into a cell and the SUM-function ...
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Read That Review Takes The Cake Customer: "But the internet said you had some in stock and on sale!" Me: "We don't ha...
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Read Five McMinutes Later Me: "Ma'am, we're closed." Customer: "You said you'd wait for me!" Me: "And you said you we...
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Read It’s No Secret How Stupid This Is As I'm cleaning a table to get it ready for the next set of diners, I see one ...
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Read Always Looking On The Upside Me: "Take the elevator down to the 33rd floor." Guest: "But the elevators only go u...
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Read Daddy Attachment Issues Dad: "You sent it to my phone! Why the f*** would you send it to my phone?!" Me: "That's...
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Read The Colder The Temperature, The Harder The Burn Friend: "Why did you break up with him? You said he was a golden...
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Read Encore No More Customer: "Two tickets to Carmen, please." Me: "I'm afraid we're not playing that." Customer: "Ye...
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Read About a year and a half ago I purchased a simple electronic synthesizer so that my two daughters, who at the tim...
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Read Paying The Gas Bill When I was thirteen, there was a whole day when I was in extreme pain in my stomach area. My...
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Read I work in the mail room for a law firm. The secretary for the managing partner at this office is expecting an im...
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Read It’s Okay, Those Extra Diners Can Sit In The Notes I see that a man made a reservation for two people, but wrote...
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Read I’m at my my cousins house for Thanksgiving and enjoying a pumpkin pie that my other cousin made. I’m sitting ri...
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Read I was ringing up a customer who seemed very nice, until she noticed I had trouble multitasking—bagging up/ringin...
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Read I’m in 8th grade, it’s the middle of March. The weather is getting warmer, so students who show up before the do...
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Read Sew-Called Parenting Two kids around ten, maybe a bit younger, pull down a fixture of formal evening dresses, re...
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Read The WiFi Got Crossed Somewhere Along The Line Caller: "Hi, I just bought the iPad with WiFi." Me: "Do you mean W...