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Read What A Little Des-Pot Customer: "I saw that you make customised water bowls?" Me: "Yes, we can engrave your pet'...
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Read Time To Burn The Car, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure I hate spiders. When my son was about four, we were riding in...
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Read The Call Is Coming From Inside The Phone! Friend: "I can't find my phone!" Me: "So you're trying to call it to h...
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Read Dead Plant’s Society Store policy that said we would accept returns of dead plants within a year of purchase. We...
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Read Last year I had 9 asthma attacks in 2 weeks. 7 of them were in one weekend. At the time I had a different doctor...
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Read Another Kind Of Honor Roll Due to various mental health issues (both diagnosed and undiagnosed) and a complicate...
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Read Years ago, my wife was fascinated with Roombas, and wanted one (she’d never go out and buy it, since we usually ...
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Read You Have Zero Effs When You Can Add A Zero To The Bill Customer: "I'm here. I want to be served." Owner: "We don...
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Read My teacher in 3rd grade (8-9 years old) was a miserable old witch who ended up being my first bully. In her clas...
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Read I am an accountant and tax preparer. One of my clients is an old lady in her mid 80s. She recently retired from ...
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Read I was 6 or 7 at the time. My parents decided they wanted a night out away from me and my brothers so they hired ...
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Read Rain Check (Literally) It's raining very heavily outside, which is unusual for my part of the world. A customer ...
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Read It’s hot out and the store where I work has a certain brand’s ice cream pints on sale, Buy One Get One Free. A g...
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Read Thirty Days Of Nope Customer: "It doesn't work anymore." Me: "Sir, this receipt is two years old. Our return pol...
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Read Please Discard All Liquids And Bigotry Before Entering Security Guy: *Handing me their passports.* "Yeah, we're ...
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Read Pay No Mind This is when a new customer arrives and, of course, I move to give her some space at the counter. I ...
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Read When The Cold Snap Makes You Snap Customer: "So, do I qualify for a discount?" Me: "For what reason, sir?" Custo...
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Read Get One Of Those Multicolored Pens And Blow Everyone’s Mind! Me: "Are there any red pens?" Assistant: *Shrill an...
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Read When They Make You Want To Scream AAA! A customer walks in and hands me an open pack of non-rechargeable batteri...
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Read New Stupidities, Same Old Airheads Store Manager: "Remember that the new solar panels are being installed on the...