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Read When The Cold Snap Makes You Snap Customer: "So, do I qualify for a discount?" Me: "For what reason, sir?" Custo...
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Read Get One Of Those Multicolored Pens And Blow Everyone’s Mind! Me: "Are there any red pens?" Assistant: *Shrill an...
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Read When They Make You Want To Scream AAA! A customer walks in and hands me an open pack of non-rechargeable batteri...
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Read New Stupidities, Same Old Airheads Store Manager: "Remember that the new solar panels are being installed on the...
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Read When You Want The Aloha To Be More Of The “Goodbye” Kind Than The “Hello” Kind, Part 5 Traveler: "Can I get a ca...
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Read Where’s the Beef? No, Seriously. Me: "Hi, can I get a plain cheeseburger, please?" I look on the screen and see ...
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Read Waste No Time In Deciding They’re A Timewaster Caller: "Yeah, so the last time I placed an order with your compa...
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Read Death Of A Rant Checkout Lady: "He should stay home if he’s in a bad mood. Why do all old men have to be grumpy ...
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Read When Blockbuster Is A Bust I worked at a video store when that was a thing. It was store policy to waive late fe...
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Read Can’t Turn The Volume Down(Town) Guest: "I'm very upset about the noise from outside." The hotel is downtown, it...
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Read Yet To Go On A Maiden Voyage Bank Rep: "Is that your maiden name?" Me: "Um, I'm not married and never have been....
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Read Boris: The Rancher Customer: "Gimme extra ranch. Like, a lot." Normally, it's fifty cents for small and a dollar...
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Read These ARE The Droids You’re Looking For Sister: "I heard your kids named them?" Me: "Yes, these are the two boys...
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Read There’s A Brain That’s Starved Of Oxygen Here And It’s Not Mine My friend and I are watching 'Dune' at the movie...
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Read Math Is Your Friend, And Their Enemy Me: "Your total is $122.35." Customer: "You messed up! You didn't do my cou...
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Read Patient had a minor abdominal procedure. Second day of surgery, I told him he would be walking to the BR instead...
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Read Lemme Just Call Doctor Deterrent Caller: "I need an increase in my meds. I'm in such pain." Me: "I'm sorry to he...
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Read My response to HOA complaints on here usually is to tout how good the HOA where I live is. I won’t go into every...
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Read The Multiverse Has Hit The Liquor Store Me: "Unfortunately, I won't be able to sell any of this to you today." F...
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Read Having completed my shopping at a big box store , I returned to my car to find a note on the windshield. It blas...