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Read Doesn’t Like Your Two Cents She hands me five letters with the old postage. Me: "I can't post these as they are,...
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Read It’s about 1am and we have started totally dismantling our produce department. Most of the shelves along the wal...
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Read I work in aquatics, so we often have people calling to register or get information for programs… a job that requ...
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Read Food For Thought Requires Having A Thought Customer: "Yeah, let me get a biscuit and gravy." Me: "Alrighty, what...
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Read Questions That Leave You Stumped Customer: "So, how are the pizzas baked?" Me: "In our firewood oven." Customer:...
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Read Close Up Encounters Customer: "I got this phone here because I was told it was good at taking pictures and zoomi...
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Read Spamageddon Each and every step of the ticket sends an email, so one ticket can generate over ten emails, with t...
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Read This Kind Of Entitlement Gets A Frosty Reception Caller: "And why not?! I am the wife of a doctor, and it's my j...
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Read Bag Judgment I'm an assistant store manager at a luxury handbag store. One day, a longtime customer comes in loo...
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Read Use Your Noodle! Customer: "What kind of spaghetti is in the spaghetti all'astice e gamberi?" Me: "That's… spagh...
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Read Silencing This Issue Call Center Agent: "Oh, I see that the account was originally set up by [Husband's Name]." ...
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Read Roll For Deception A customer has been trying to return an item that is way outside our return policy (and is ev...
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Read iRan Over It She put in a support ticket that morning with a problem that everyone in IT could not believe. We w...
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Read Some People NEED To Be Jerks Me: "Can I see the receipt, sir?" Customer: "I knew you were gonna ask for that. I ...
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Read The Sweet Taste Of Health Code Violations Customer: "You made my order wrong! I ordered a cookies and cream shak...
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Read Having A Scam Jam I spent a brief period without the option of ignoring calls from unknown numbers. After that p...
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Read Citrus Got Real Me: "This is regular Sprite." Customer: "No, it says lemon-lime on it! It's not regular Sprite!"...
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Read The Name Belongs In A Museum! Baby's Mother: "We wanted a strong American name, so we were looking at the names ...
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Read The Upper Crust of Pettiness Friend: "There's moldy bread back here!" Me: "Oh d***. I thought that would be gone...
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Read Be The Change You Want To Receive In The World, Part 3 We don't do cashback at our store, but we are one of the ...