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    Read On a bus last Sunday. Driver: can everybody hear me? (Chorus of “yes”) Driver: is anybody doing to work? (Silenc...

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    Read We are all around the table, eating and the youngest (3) is misbehaving. Her father: That is enough. Go in time-...

  • Cutting-Edge Floristry

    Read Cutting-Edge Floristry Customer: "Do you have any long-stem roses left?" Me: "No, we're out of those, I'm afraid...

  • Extra Mirror-Glazed Donuts

    Read Extra Mirror-Glazed Donuts I worked in a bakery with a donut self-serve case. The case had mirrors in the back t...

  • Brew Can’t Always Get What You Want

    Read Brew Can’t Always Get What You Want Customer: "I'll have a gin and tonic. Bombay Sapphire." Me: "This is a brewe...

  • Also Watch Out For Future Bookings From Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Read Also Watch Out For Future Bookings From Anastasia Beaverhausen Me: "[Coworker], did you put these appointments i...

  • Literally, Money Or Your Life?

    Read Literally, Money Or Your Life? I work in a bank downtown. There is an active shooter situation outside, so the p...

  • Banana Drama, Part 13

    Read Banana Drama, Part 13 One coworker I'm friendly with, a manager on another team in my department, posts a pictur...

  • Meal Deal Ordeal

    Read Meal Deal Ordeal Customer: "I don't want a drink. Just charge me for the sandwich and fries." Me: "Even if you d...

  • Tortill-Ugh, Part 2

    Read Tortill-Ugh, Part 2 Cashier: "We don't have tortillas." Me: "How does Taco Bell run out of tortillas?" Cashier: ...

  • Ah, College…

    Read Ah, College… Me: "Can you please tell me what the address is?" Caller: "I… uh… huh. I don't know." Me: "I can't ...

  • Its Bed Time, Not Hammer Time!

    Read Its Bed Time, Not Hammer Time! Lo and behold, 1 AM rolls around, and I get a noise complaint from a room. The gu...

  • The Customer Is Not The Brightest Spark In The Room

    Read The Customer Is Not The Brightest Spark In The Room One time, a coworker came in and forgot to lock it back up d...

  • Permission Impossible

    Read Permission Impossible Customer: "You! I need to do a return! Take me where I need to go and do it for me! I'm in...

  • The Buck Stops Here

    Read The Buck Stops Here Boss: "I need you to move your vacation days. We have a major client meeting and—" Me: "—Not...

  • A Bridge Too Far

    Read A Bridge Too Far Guy: "Is the bridge man-made?" Me: "What bridge?" Guy: "The one we're standing on!" Read A Brid...

  • A Spectacle-ular Oversight

    Read A Spectacle-ular Oversight My daughter has had very high prescription glasses since she was a toddler. She’s now...

  • Saved… By The Bus

    Read Saved… By The Bus Stranger: "Why are you still wearing a mask?! It's 2026!" Me: "Not that it's any of your busin...

  • This Confusion Is Rated Triple-A

    Read This Confusion Is Rated Triple-A Customer: "The double-As is old, the triple-As is new." Me: "Okay." Customer: "...

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    Read I walked into work one day and the sign nearly made me lose my mind: —– “Did you know… Every time we refuse a cu...