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    Read I’m a volunteer fire fighter. We were called to a very rural location for a fire and had managed to contain it w...

  • Not The Last Supper, But Definitely The Longest

    Read Not The Last Supper, But Definitely The Longest Man: "Look, buddy, we're going to be here a while, so you can st...

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    Read I was walking through a smaller park when I saw an older man walking that didn’t look right. I can’t explain wha...

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    Read I was talking to my mom while me little sister (about 8) was trying to clean behind our couch. Sister: Moooom *w...

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    Read My mom spent about a year in memory care before finally passing. It was a brand new facility so we had our choic...

  • In Hot Water Over The Bill

    Read In Hot Water Over The Bill Customer: "Can you leave the hot water on? I still need to shower." Me: "We don't pro...

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    Read My paternal grandparents don’t wear their wedding rings. I don’t know why, considering they’ve been married for ...

  • No Power To Pay

    Read No Power To Pay Customer: "I want my entire bill credited to zero." Me: "We show your service was on and working...

  • The Definition Of Liquid Is Liquid

    Read The Definition Of Liquid Is Liquid A customer comes into the phone shop carrying a phone that won't turn on. Cus...

  • A Well-Rounded Conspiracy

    Read A Well-Rounded Conspiracy Customer: "The pizza. Why is it round?" Me: "That's generally the shape pizzas come in...

  • What A Diabeetus, Part 16

    Read What A Diabeetus, Part 16 Me: "I need to take a quick break and eat a snack. My blood sugar is getting low." Bad...

  • Count Me Out, S’il Vous Plaît

    Read Count Me Out, S’il Vous Plaît One of the office colleagues had a tendency to email everyone in our team a bad jo...

  • This Story Just Escalates And Escalates, Part 3

    Read This Story Just Escalates And Escalates, Part 3 Our store is on two floors. There's only one escalator, so it go...

  • The Pick Of The Lunch

    Read The Pick Of The Lunch There’s a local food place I frequent for lunch. Recently, I have noticed that the servers...

  • A Sketchy Proposition

    Read A Sketchy Proposition There is a scam going around DeviantArt (and probably other sites where authors upload the...

  • Cappuccino-No-No, Part 16

    Read Cappuccino-No-No, Part 16 Me: "A cappuccino is one third espresso, one third steamed milk, one third foam." Cust...

  • We Need To Talk About Kevin, Part 3

    Read We Need To Talk About Kevin, Part 3 One day, our Kevin had to take out the garbage bins for collection, and inst...

  • The Steak Wasn’t The Only Thing Overdone

    Read The Steak Wasn’t The Only Thing Overdone I got her another steak, this time medium rare. Again, she called me ov...

  • From Eh To Zed

    Read From Eh To Zed Me: "Okay. Just to confirm, the number is 1234-'zed'-6789?" Caller: "No, it's 1234-'zee'-6789." M...

  • Avoiding It Becoming An Evolving Situation

    Read Avoiding It Becoming An Evolving Situation Me: "I see. Well, ma'am, since this is a museum of science, we will a...