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Read Refunder Blunder, Part 84 Me: "Sir, please don't speak to my cashier like that. I understand that you're upset, ...
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Read Just When You Think You’re About To Get A New Superhero I used to work at a movie store in the early 2000s; this...
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Read A Big Mayo No No, Part 18 Customer: "There's mayo all over this sandwich!" Me: "You didn't say you didn't want m...
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Read Novel Punishment Teacher: "The homework hasn't been completed this week." Dad: "Yes, we know. That's why books h...
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Read Task Failed Successfully, Part 3 Some friends and I are playing Pictionary. Another team drew a card, and I happ...
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Read Bad Chemistry In Bed Wife: "Do these mattresses have chemicals in them?" Me: "Is there an allergy issue, or—" Wi...
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Read Way back in the day, my grandfather worked with computers. I don’t know what his job title was at the time of th...
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Read In Sickness And In Health Class Me: "I know this is a silly question for you, but I'm required to ask if you hav...
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Read This story may be unsuitable for people who grew up around abusive/alcoholic adults. When I was about 8 years ol...
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Read I’m getting my very first tattoo, and while I’m excited as heck, I’m also terrified. I get to the parlor early o...
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Read My 1 year old has a tracheostomy. One day after work, I go to my parents’ house to pick up my kids and notice th...
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Read I’m a barista at a coffee shop on my college campus, working the cash register today. A man around my age comes ...
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Read Plug And Play Meets Unplug And Pray Caller: "Why am I still being charged for Internet? I unplugged your box mon...
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Read Here’s the story of how, in elementary school, I got referred to get tested for autism. I didn’t do well in scho...
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Read Americano-No-No, Part 4 Tourist #1: "Oh look, an American bookstore!" Tourist #2: "How do you know?" Tourist #1:...
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Read Pasta La Vista, Baby, Part 3 I am having dinner at an Italian restaurant with my family (best one in town). I re...
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Read I Yam Become Death… Customer: "So… these Japanese yams…" Me: "Yes, sir?" Customer: "Are they purple because of t...
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Read Brother, Can You Spare A Crime? Me: "Thank you for verifying your identity. I've taken the time to look through ...
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Read The Gift Card That Never Started Giving A customer brings her purchases to my register. While I am ringing them ...
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Read The Fast And The Forgetful I worked at a gas station and had a guy try to drive off while still pumping (we're f...