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Read A Reason To Smile Ricky: "What happened to your teeth?" Me: "Well, I was born with cleft lip and palate, so I ha...
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Read I just started studying Japanese and of course one of the first thing to do is learn to read and write the vario...
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Read Bass-ically Speechless This guy bought a subwoofer: subwoofer box, subwoofer amplifier, and amplifier wiring kit...
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Read I’m a waiter, I’ve served some guys some food and a buncha drinks. I come ‘round to check up on them. Me: “Are t...
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Read I’m a casual teacher (also known as a substitute teacher). I’m teaching at a school that I haven’t taught at bef...
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Read Table Manners A lady walks into our empty restaurant, looks around, and asks: Customer: "Is this a furniture sto...
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Read I can play the part of a social butterfly, but it gets draining. When I’m drained, my capacity for conversation ...
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Read Here is a compilation of things a horribly toxic friend did to me over the course of the two years I knew her, b...
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Read If They’re Not Reading The Sign You Expect Them To Read The Room? A customer walks in the front door, under a hu...
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Read Better Eat That Cache Of The Day Caller: "Do I need electricity for the Internet to work?" Me: "I mean, how woul...
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Read Where The Buffalo Roam… And Occasionally Fly Customer: "What is this? It tastes like nothing like buffalo meat!"...
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Read Paying Avid Attention I was hired to shoot and edit a series of educational videos. Post-production had become a...
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Read Flush With Knowledge Customer: "Are you an expert on toilet paper?" Me: "Um… I can try to help you find somethin...
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Read Chicago Cheese Steak Waiter: *To my friend.* "And how would you like that cooked, sir?" Friend: "I like my steak...
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Read Sun Thing’s Not Adding Up Customer: "What SPF is this night cream?" Me: "SPF? As in sun protection?" Customer: "...
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Read Sick Burn, Part 2 Manager: "Thanks for taking the call even though you're sick." Coworker: "You're welcome." Man...
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Read Checkout Lane Meets Memory Lane Woman: "Well, that's rude! Not even going to say hello?!" Me: "I'm sorry, do I k...
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Read Jam Session It started with the seventy billionth paper jam in the most inconvenient spots imaginable. The unrea...
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Read Frozen Food Is Cold Comfort Customer: "Is this freshly caught?" I thought he was kidding, so I kind of chuckled ...
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Read Unseated And Defeated Me: "Hi, just so you know this table is reserved. If you go back to the hostess, she can—"...