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    Read I’m visiting my friend for a few weeks because we live in different countries and so we don’t see each other ver...

  • Cannot Wait Until End Of Period

    Read Cannot Wait Until End Of Period Teacher: "Class is over in five minutes. You can hold it." Female Classmate: "I ...

  • Tooth Be Continued

    Read Tooth Be Continued I work at a sports complex that has a lot of basketball courts. One busy weekend, I'm called ...

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    Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/not-in-lockstep-with-your-neighbor/376782/) reminded me of an incident a ...

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    Read Note: for Australian domestic flights, there are no restrictions on liquids Whilst going through security at the...

  • The Bacon And Lactose Are All Scrambled

    Read The Bacon And Lactose Are All Scrambled Guest #1: "Excuse me, I ordered the eggs benedict which was supposed to ...

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    Read (I have invited over a few friends. We agreed the menu would be a surprise) Guest #1: “What are you making? Smel...

  • Standing By

    Read Standing By I worked at tech support for a TV company. One day, an elderly customer called about his TV turning ...

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    Read I’m the author of this story (https://notalwaysright.com/making-a-snap-decision/375722/), and I thought of anoth...

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    Read Mum and I are enjoying a pub lunch when I notice they have an interesting choice of potted plant. Me: Look, they...

  • Not Talking At The Same Wavelength

    Read Not Talking At The Same Wavelength I've explained many of its features before they purchased it, and because the...

  • Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 21

    Read Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 21 I worked in an Internet support team back in the dial-up days. Our cust...

  • The Story Doesn’t Hold Up

    Read The Story Doesn’t Hold Up A woman comes in holding a book. Patron: "I already paid the fine for this, but I foun...

  • Nate-d For Customer Use

    Read Nate-d For Customer Use Nate was asking for months to be allowed to run food; he loved to show off what he made ...

  • Punctuation On Tap

    Read Punctuation On Tap I'm taking a customer's drink order. Customer: "One dee notes local, please." Me: "I'm sorry,...

  • Metric System Failure

    Read Metric System Failure Our tech support department's management always liked to focus time on "How old are ticket...

  • Time Fries When You’re Complaining

    Read Time Fries When You’re Complaining I'm working at the drive-thru during the lunch rush: Customer: "I've been wai...

  • The Side (Hustle) Effects

    Read The Side (Hustle) Effects I'm at work in the pharmacy. I get a customer call. Me: "Thanks for calling Crab Shack...

  • Wage Against The Machine

    Read Wage Against The Machine Customer: "We got real life trillionaires now! They know the power of hard work!" Me: "...

  • Uninterruptible Power Supply Meeting Unending Installation Method

    Read Uninterruptible Power Supply Meeting Unending Installation Method To my utter horror, he has somehow JAMMED the ...