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Read (When I was in third grade, my family moved and I had to change schools in the middle of the school year. In my ...
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Read Radio Silence Is Preferred One part of the morning show was to announce birthdays that people had called in. It ...
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Read I am 6’2″ weighing 200# sitting in a restaurant drinking coffee when I hear a child at the next table tell his m...
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Read *I work in IT for a retail company. We have MFA for various accesses, but there are a handful of teams that also...
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Read Lift With Your Brain One day, four guys, all in their thirties, purchased the largest set we had in one box. I c...
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Read I’ve just finished reading an educational book about bugs to a 4 year old. It has some comprehension questions a...
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Read When I was in high school, our theatre department had two consistent leading ladies who always got huge roles (n...
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Read Keep On California Dreamin’ There's been a change to tax law this year, due to the "One Big Beautiful Bill". For...
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Read It was a dark and stormy night. Yeah, really, Storm Bert had hit our shores, and it was even more wet and windy ...
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Read Just… Tell… Them… To… LEAVE! Every Wednesday night, one particular church group came by late in the evening and ...
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Read No Service, Serving Notice Customer: "We don't believe in tipping." My wife replied: My Wife: "Good to know." Re...
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Read Candy Crushing Their Plan Customer: *Smiling.* "I'm taking this." Me: *Thinking I have a jokester on my hands.* ...
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Read Due Date Versus Due Date I explained how the bureaucrat had handled this, and the boss instantly got a hard, dar...
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Read The Long And The Short Of It Is, They Don’t Know Me: "Okay, how much?" Customers: "A hundred." Me: "A hundred......
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Read A Self-Un-Hiring Prophecy Me: "Hey, how are you getting on with the interviews?" Hiring Manager: "I've been too ...
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Read No Stone Left Unturned I gazed out into the back garden and noticed there was no snow on the tops of the garden ...
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Read No Chardonnay Today Me: "You... You aren't twenty-one." Boy: "Yeah. I'm buying my mom's groceries for her birthd...
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Read Too Big To Fail So, one fine morning, I arrived at work, took three steps up the steep Dutch stairs to my office...
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Read Things Are About To Get Nuts Customer: "This dessert has nutmeg in it! I can taste it!" Me: "Yes, sir, it's one ...
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Read Housekeeping His Innocence New Kid: "Hey, this room left money on the table. Should we call them?" I was wonderi...