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  • The Suspension Of Disbelief

    Read The Suspension Of Disbelief Driver: "Thanks, thanks. Also, when do I cross the bridge to get to Mackinac Island?...

  • The Incidental Incident

    Read The Incidental Incident At the hotel I used to work in, we would authorize someone's credit or debit card that t...

  • Once Bitten, Twice Signed

    Read Once Bitten, Twice Signed I put cash down on the tray with the receipts, and the waitress is about to whisk ever...

  • We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 17

    Read We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 17 I worked at a shoe store for some time. One day, a guy ca...

  • Aging Like Milk

    Read Aging Like Milk I love my grandmother, but she has some dark humor and has aged into that 'no filter' stage of h...

  • Their Timing Is Off The Rails

    Read Their Timing Is Off The Rails Announcement: "The light rail will be delayed fifteen minutes due to a car acciden...

  • Oh, You Crack Me Up!

    Read Oh, You Crack Me Up! I'm a makeup artist, and I worked at a busy counter. A customer walked over with a darker-t...

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    Read (At my old job, we had a duo of regulars who would come in for lunch every week: a mentally disabled man and his...

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    Read I work at a major US authorized cell retailer. For the past couple months, we’ve had a customer come in repeated...

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    Read (I am the submitter of this story (https://notalwaysright.com/onion-or-apple-of-my-eye-glasses/376779/), back wi...

  • A Fan Of Simple Solutions

    Read A Fan Of Simple Solutions We get feedback from a few buyers, all to the tune of the same thing: Feedback: "The f...

  • Untitled

    Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/mike-loses-the-magic-when-hes-shopping/187590/ reminded me of something th...

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    Read I play an instrument and participate in two hobbyist orchestra (by which I mean musician are not paid nor bound ...

  • A Bowl Movement

    Read A Bowl Movement Customer: "Can I get a salad, but not in a bowl?" Me: "...Uh, do you want a burrito?" Customer: ...

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    Read I have an unusual first name that is only found in Star Wars, and I work at a print shop in a big box office sto...

  • Dodging The Draft

    Read Dodging The Draft Customer: "I’ll have a Bud Light." Me: "Draft or bottle?" Customer: *Seemingly very annoyed an...

  • Always Blaming Past Generations

    Read Always Blaming Past Generations Me: "Do you need any help, ma'am?" Customer: "I dropped a coupon!" I helped her ...

  • Mac To The Future

    Read Mac To The Future Customer: "I'm looking at the sides on the menu, but since I'm strict on the Paleo diet right ...

  • An IT Crowd Pleaser

    Read An IT Crowd Pleaser CEO: "I'm noting that no one from IT is at the meeting." CFO: "Why would they be? Their job ...

  • A Hole Lot Of Trouble

    Read A Hole Lot Of Trouble Customer: "I need to return this printer! It's very badly made!" I open the box to inspect...