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    Read In our state we now must charge a minimum of 10 cents for bags in retail stores. This law was passed in an effor...

  • I Guess It’s A Pizza Party

    Read I Guess It’s A Pizza Party Years ago, at college, our department bought food for the mandatory student seminar. ...

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    Read There was a bit of a kickback scandal at my Elementary school. It’s a bit hard to follow, so let’s see if I can ...

  • Give Them An Inch, And They Take Ten Years

    Read Give Them An Inch, And They Take Ten Years Apparently, there was a "mistake" with their tab, and their daughter'...

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    Read I am 36, my coworker is 22. He likes to tease me about being “old.” It has become a running joke. Here are some ...

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    Read Many years ago, I worked at a sawmill. For the most part, the people working there were honest, hardworking folk...

  • Out Of Network

    Read Out Of Network I work for Medicare and get all kinds of calls. Most calls are fine, but there are some instances...

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    Read I’m the author of Larry: Friend of Boris. When our youngest was about two years old, he was obessed with our egg...

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    Read I’m visiting a friend with my daughter when my daughter notices a cat hiding under one of the chars and tries to...

  • An Explanation Shouldn’t Be Needed, But It Is Deserved

    Read An Explanation Shouldn’t Be Needed, But It Is Deserved Previous Customer: "Well, aren't you going to say somethi...

  • Every Time We Celebrate, We’re Over The Moon!

    Read Every Time We Celebrate, We’re Over The Moon! Customer #1: "Hey, man, you shouldn’t be buying this stuff unless ...

  • Shift Happens

    Read Shift Happens Me: "Uh, [Coworker], is that Tupperware for us night shift workers?" Coworker: "Duh! Can't you see...

  • Maternal Instinct? Nah. Survival Instinct? Also Nah.

    Read Maternal Instinct? Nah. Survival Instinct? Also Nah. Mother: *To child.* "[Son], don't go there." Astonishingly,...

  • Anything But The Metric System…

    Read Anything But The Metric System… Kid: "How much does Toasty (our dog) weigh?" Me: "About ninety pounds." Kid: *Lo...

  • Clear Aisles, Clouded Judgment

    Read Clear Aisles, Clouded Judgment This random woman stares at me. Intentionally looks behind me, then back to me. I...

  • Trying To Close This Chapter

    Read Trying To Close This Chapter Me: "I’m not sure we can return books." Customer: "And why not? I’m a paying custom...

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    Read I had recently graduated from school, as a Medical Esthetician. I was trying to find a position within my field ...

  • H2-D’oh!, Part 15

    Read H2-D’oh!, Part 15 Me: "Can you show me how you change her diaper?" Mother: "Yeah, I do it just like in the ads."...

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    Read It’s the end of the school year, and Baldur the Wonder Dog and I are wrapping up our last session with one of th...

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    Read I had a run in a teacher like this story (https://notalwaysright.com/in-plain-english-you-lose-teach/332001/) gr...