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  • Too Big To Fail

    Read Too Big To Fail So, one fine morning, I arrived at work, took three steps up the steep Dutch stairs to my office...

  • Things Are About To Get Nuts

    Read Things Are About To Get Nuts Customer: "This dessert has nutmeg in it! I can taste it!" Me: "Yes, sir, it's one ...

  • Housekeeping His Innocence

    Read Housekeeping His Innocence New Kid: "Hey, this room left money on the table. Should we call them?" I was wonderi...

  • Nice Try, But Game Over

    Read Nice Try, But Game Over Customer: "I found this in the $5 bin." Me: "That's a $60 new release, sir." Customer: "...

  • The Cost of Cutting Costs

    Read The Cost of Cutting Costs Client: "We decided to cancel our partnership, as we think we are overpaying you, and ...

  • Promoted Beyond Recognition

    Read Promoted Beyond Recognition Now, from her name tag, I see she’s a manager. That alone tells me the store’s stand...

  • The Bone Identity

    Read The Bone Identity A woman came up to my counter with her hands full of supplies, and an obedient dog trotting ex...

  • Purposefully Misunderstood

    Read Purposefully Misunderstood When my son was almost potty-trained and also going to day care, I came to pick him u...

  • Cart Wars: Senior Edition

    Read Cart Wars: Senior Edition Other Lady: "Move your cart! You're blocking the aisle for everybody!" Cart Lady: "Exc...

  • Extreme Rollercoasters Warrant Extreme Reactions

    Read Extreme Rollercoasters Warrant Extreme Reactions I hear a couple with a small kid arguing about this rule with t...

  • Untitled

    Read During December I take part in the game “Whamageddon”. This is where you try to avoid hearing the song “Last Chr...

  • When Patients Aren’t, Part 2

    Read When Patients Aren’t, Part 2 Patient: *More agitated.* "I was here yesterday." Me: "Okay, I'll just need your la...

  • Untitled

    Read For my first job, I worked briefly as a busser at a decent-sized restaurant chain I left the job on good terms a...

  • When THEY Offer To Pay For Everyone, YOU Pay For Everyone

    Read When THEY Offer To Pay For Everyone, YOU Pay For Everyone I was on lunch shift today and had a table for four. A...

  • Untitled

    Read A busy November shift, a couple, with $300+ order, and of course, I get to a an already opened – and drunken – b...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was a teen, I developed a minor(ish) allergy to menthol. Mostly contact dermatitis, but I try to steer cl...

  • In Big Denial Over A Little Fish

    Read In Big Denial Over A Little Fish Customer: "I love your Caesar dressing; this is the only place I can get a Caes...

  • Untitled

    Read Back in the 1990’s I worked in a factory canteen, I would serve food, work the till. I have 2 stories about work...

  • Untitled

    Read This happened around 2015 or 16 and I was living in a townhouse. Like many townhouse neighborhoods, the houses a...

  • And That’s How The Solidarity Cookie Crumbles

    Read And That’s How The Solidarity Cookie Crumbles Me: "Hey, can I get an additional chocolate chip cookie?" The cash...