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Read Brother, Can You Spare A Crime? Me: "Thank you for verifying your identity. I've taken the time to look through ...
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Read The Gift Card That Never Started Giving A customer brings her purchases to my register. While I am ringing them ...
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Read The Fast And The Forgetful I worked at a gas station and had a guy try to drive off while still pumping (we're f...
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Read Just Another Day In Retail… I call the manager over, walk away, and go into the staff break room. I sit down and...
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Read The Seoul Heir I am three-quarters white and very white-passing, but I am a quarter Korean. Growing up, I spent ...
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Read This Plan Does Not Color Me Impressed My friend and I are boys aged between eleven and thirteen, visiting M&M Wo...
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Read Taxing Taxing, Part 31 Client: "I’ve never been spoken to by a tax professional like this before." Me: "Yeah, we...
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Read You know the cliche “kids say the darndest things?” Sometimes they also say something that unravels you for diff...
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Read Please Excuse My Signature Behavior When I switched from middle school to high school, I had the "brilliant" ide...
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Read I’m on a bus and people are talking next to me, with one complaining about how their puppy knocked over the tras...
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Read This story happened a while ago, but I’m reminded of it every time I buy Pokémon cards, and it still makes my bl...
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Read For a few years my daughter and I were forced to live with a friend of mine after my husband abandoned us and I ...
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Read (I work for a tourist attraction, and was helping at one of our sister sites for a VIP tour. The entry doors are...
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Read My dad shares a first name with his father and grandfather; the only reason he’s a Jr and not a Third is that hi...
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Read A Game-Changing Hire Girl: 'I'm just waiting for game night." Me: "That doesn't start for nearly an hour." Girl:...
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Read Shore Leave Camper: "I see your lifeguards close the beach for half an hour every day?" Me: "Yes, so that they c...
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Read Corporate Disconnect Manager: "How is it that you always know ahead of time when to not bring your laptop home? ...
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Read Seasoned With Prejudice About fifteen years ago I started as an intern at a local museum, which at that time had...
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Read No Tread, No Bread I work at a tire shop. It's very common, almost comically so, for people to come in and try t...
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Read Grounds For Beef, Grounds For Banning Customer: "Give me my bag NOW! I'm gonna f****** beat ALL y'all's a**es!" ...