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Read Nailing Down Customer Service New Hire: "I didn't know customers could be so… so…" Trainer: "Stupid?" New Hire: ...
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Read Pie Baby, Cry Baby Caller: "So, how many people can one of your pizzas feed?" Me: "Uh, honestly that is really s...
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Read That’s A Big Candy Bar Down There During this, [Toddler] wiggled free and ran up to her sister, reaching out as ...
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Read Particle Fizz-icist A friend is trying to explain what they're studying for their PhD. PhD Friend: "So, the stud...
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Read Flyer, Flyer, Pants On Fire Customer: "The only reason I came to this crappy store is that all this s*** is mean...
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Read (I work with special needs kids in skill building, where it’s my job to help them learn to work around their dis...
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Read I work in a lab that handles hazardous materials. With the pandemic I am training a new student solo because we ...
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Read Putting The Record Straight It had been a long few days, and I could sense that he was attempting to make a comp...
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Read To preface this story I need to explain a few things. One, I’m a trans woman, and one of my best friends is a tr...
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Read My father was a watch maker and jeweler and had his own store with my mom. They owned the building, and the stor...
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Read Putting The Duh In ‘Duh Gubmint’ Me: "Thank you for calling [Agency]. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you?"...
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Read (I work at a call center for a government agency. The coworker in the cubicle next to mine is an African-America...
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Read We’re halfway through a 2 week family holiday in Denmark and we’re starting to pick up some words, mostly regard...
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Read Show Me The Money (Transfer) Me: "I'm sorry, but I am not allowed to process this transaction." Customer: "But I...
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Read Like The Doors, They Were Unhinged I'm a construction super. I was doing demolition on a job in a mall, and the ...
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Read Curry Me A River Man: "I'll take the Chettinad goat, extra extra hot." Me: "Are you sure, sir? It is very spicy....
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Read Worrying Signs Supervisor: "Hey, are you okay?" Me: "Yes, I'm fine! Everyone keeps asking me that! Do I look tha...
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Read No Whey Out Customer: "—But I'm vegan, so could you please make it with soy milk?" Me: "I'm afraid we've run out...
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Read When You Need To Dictate To The Company Annual stock-taking in our factory is a feared event. It includes everyo...
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Read Crash Course In Listening I was saying goodbye to my friend at 3 AM when a car crashed into a tree outside my ho...