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  • Brake The Bank

    Read Brake The Bank Employee: "Here you are, sir. They are $208." Me: "Oh wow! These are so much more expensive than ...

  • The Winner Winner Of This Chicken Dinner

    Read The Winner Winner Of This Chicken Dinner Waitress: "What will you have?" Me: "The chicken." Waitress: "How do yo...

  • Not Sure If We’re Admired By Or Appalled By This…

    Read Not Sure If We’re Admired By Or Appalled By This… Me: "Did those kids outside, the ones on the bikes, ask you to...

  • No Way Out… Of Doing What The Fire Department Says

    Read No Way Out… Of Doing What The Fire Department Says The store tried to cram as much product onto the floor as pos...

  • Talking To Customers This Way Is Magical

    Read Talking To Customers This Way Is Magical Crazy Lady: *Angrily.* "Hi. I'm looking for spring merchandise, but the...

  • Wild Moose Chase

    Read Wild Moose Chase Tourist: "Is there a chance we could see an elk?" Coworker: "Oh, it's pretty possible. They're ...

  • I’ve Got A Bone To Pit With You

    Read I’ve Got A Bone To Pit With You Customer: "These olives, do they have… uh… you know… do they take out the…" Cowo...

  • A Perfect Storm Is A Perfect Comeback

    Read A Perfect Storm Is A Perfect Comeback Tourist: "We’ve been queued for ages, you people worry too much, it looks ...

  • Technically Speaking… Don’t

    Read Technically Speaking… Don’t My son is nine, and his six-year-old sister is getting sassy and sarcastic with him....

  • When The Brain Is Smooth

    Read When The Brain Is Smooth Me: "I'm heading out to the grocery store. Want anything?" Friend: "Yeah, get me the pe...

  • A Five-Star Frame-Up

    Read A Five-Star Frame-Up I work at the reception desk of a hypermarket. For a while, we were allowed to keep people’...

  • Untitled

    Read After the events of this story https://notalwaysright.com/humphreys-little-hitchhikers/390528/ my mother beat me...

  • Action At A Social Distance

    Read Action At A Social Distance The father insisted that I come to the house. It'll be fine. When I asked if there w...

  • Pretty Unhelpful

    Read Pretty Unhelpful Me: "Hey, Mrs. [Patient Name] is here, twenty-five minutes late. You probably want her to resch...

  • Untitled

    Read This is one of MANY reasons why I no longer “engage” with customers beyond telling them their total. An older ma...

  • Untitled

    Read Content warning: mentions of one cutting another My friend is really impulsive and has on multiple occasions cal...

  • And Then He Was Arrested… Right?

    Read And Then He Was Arrested… Right? We had a regular customer, always very eccentric, around forty years old. I ser...

  • Untitled

    Read My dad and I were in the self check out area, and the computer was constantly switching between “Please place it...

  • Untitled

    Read Two friends and I were staffing a table for people with disabilities at a major science fiction convention. It w...

  • Biting Humor

    Read Biting Humor When I worked at a fast-food restaurant, a recurring problem was that customers removed their tray ...