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    Read Back in the 1990’s I worked in a factory canteen, I would serve food, work the till. I have 2 stories about work...

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    Read This happened around 2015 or 16 and I was living in a townhouse. Like many townhouse neighborhoods, the houses a...

  • And That’s How The Solidarity Cookie Crumbles

    Read And That’s How The Solidarity Cookie Crumbles Me: "Hey, can I get an additional chocolate chip cookie?" The cash...

  • When They Realize That Water Is A Chemical

    Read When They Realize That Water Is A Chemical Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shampoo that doesn't ha...

  • Just Tap Out, Mate

    Read Just Tap Out, Mate A customer is trying to tap their credit card to pay. He's an older fella, and the cashier is...

  • When You Can’t Keep Calm And Carry On

    Read When You Can’t Keep Calm And Carry On British Coworker: "When she first picked up on my accent, she asked if I w...

  • H2O°

    Read H2O° Customer: "No, no, no. This room temperature water is too cold." I poured some water from her teapot of hot...

  • Whisker-Thin Understanding

    Read Whisker-Thin Understanding Client: "It's a crypto! CatCoin!" Me: "And you wanted me to design the website for it...

  • The Saga Of The Sign

    Read The Saga Of The Sign Grandma comes to the door, pulls, pushes. She gives up. Defeated. Twenty-something grandson...

  • Hard Pass On Hardware

    Read Hard Pass On Hardware I used to complain about going to Home Depot all the time with my dad because he would alw...

  • A Picture-Perfect Assumption

    Read A Picture-Perfect Assumption Stressed Mom: *A bit embarrassed.* "You're not a tour guide, are you?" Friend: "No,...

  • Pizza Shouldn’t Be Giving You The Blues

    Read Pizza Shouldn’t Be Giving You The Blues A customer has ordered a quattro formaggi pizza. Customer: *Cutting into...

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    Read (At the time of this story, I work in an arts and craft supply store after I quit my job as an optician due to a...

  • Teachable Moments Don’t Just Happen Inside The Classroom

    Read Teachable Moments Don’t Just Happen Inside The Classroom It is routine for parents to drive at highway speeds, t...

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    Read I’m the OP from “Like A Cat Right Before Dinner Time.” One evening a couple with a bouncy black Lab came in, and...

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    Read This took place in the mid 2000’s. Every day when I got on the bus home I would always see one boy get harassed ...

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    Read (I work in a school, running the copy room.) Teacher Email: Please print this document for me in color. Me: I’m ...

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    Read In our small town (60000 people) we live in a residential area that’s said to be one of the better ones. Our set...

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    Read (This was in the 90’s, before cell phones were a thing. Like most teenagers, I always kept a phone card on me so...

  • Pork And Prejudice

    Read Pork And Prejudice Customer: "Is your pork halal?" Me: "Sir… do you know what halal means?" Read Pork And Prejudice