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  • Love, Hiss, Protect

    Read Love, Hiss, Protect There is a hole, less than two inches big, between the bottom of the fence and the ground be...

  • An Even Match Of Oddballs

    Read An Even Match Of Oddballs Me: "I read that Alaska has the highest male-to-female ratio of any U.S. state, 52% me...

  • No PIN, No Win

    Read No PIN, No Win Me: "This isn't your account." Customer: "Yeah, it's my girlfriend's account." Me: "Sir, you do r...

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    Read The tax company I work for offers easy access bank accounts so that underbanked individuals can get their refund...

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    Read The air-conditioning is not very balanced in the office, that is why I get the full blast in my neck and when it...

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    Read I work in the office of a warehouse where there are a lot of primarily Spanish-speakers. The front desk lady is ...

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    Read Long time ago, 1980s. In our little workshop where we built and tested electronic stuff, we never saw our boss f...

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    Read Small preface for context: in Italy when driving on the highway every exit has a sign with the name of the neare...

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    Read This story is quite recent at time of writing and involves me acting a bit inappropriately but it was so satisfy...

  • A Stirring Conclusion

    Read A Stirring Conclusion Customer: "This isn't how a latte is supposed to look." Me: "We've got a new roast, and it...

  • Banana Drama: R-Rated Edition

    Read Banana Drama: R-Rated Edition Customer: "I'm not eating those bananas." Me: "Is something wrong with them?" Cust...

  • Women Are Hire Powers

    Read Women Are Hire Powers We had a man in his mid-twenties come in to interview. After my (female) manager and I gav...

  • Whopper-Tunity Knocks

    Read Whopper-Tunity Knocks Customer: "I'm here for my free cheeseburger." Me: "Sir, this is a Burger King coupon." Cu...

  • Removing The Deal Is A Dealbreaker

    Read Removing The Deal Is A Dealbreaker Me: "Why am I being charged more?" Support: "Your order no longer qualifies f...

  • The Joke Sucked More Than The Vacuum

    Read The Joke Sucked More Than The Vacuum The restaurant has closed, and I have started vacuuming. There's always som...

  • Some People Are Operating Without A System

    Read Some People Are Operating Without A System Me: "Do you know how to use Windows?" He looks at me, completely conf...

  • A Family Account Of The Facts

    Read A Family Account Of The Facts Customer: "I don't have a password on my Facebook! Why do I need to enter a passwo...

  • Peeling Back The Violations

    Read Peeling Back The Violations Landlord: "You need to arrange a time with them." Me: "They're not answering my call...

  • Suite Dreams Are Made Of Streams

    Read Suite Dreams Are Made Of Streams Guest: "Our room is near the waterfall, and it's extremely loud." Me: "I see yo...

  • Comrade Roomba-nov

    Read Comrade Roomba-nov Back when I worked at Office Depot, a woman asked me which antivirus would be best for her Ro...