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    Read We are doing a cooking lesson at my school. I am a Year 8 and we are cooking rice. We are now going to pour the ...

  • They Build Houses, While Retail Builds Character

    Read They Build Houses, While Retail Builds Character Right at the end of this rush, the final customer had four full...

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    Read This story takes place back in the ancient times when people were still deciding rather or not they were sold on...

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    Read I used to do a bit of computer repair as a side business/ hobby. I got a call from a customer saying that her Ip...

  • Needs The Coupon To Afford Those Car Payments

    Read Needs The Coupon To Afford Those Car Payments Cashier: "Ma'am, sir, I've explained three times now that with a c...

  • A Definitive Closing Argument

    Read A Definitive Closing Argument I'm locking the doors at closing time (actually, a few minutes AFTER closing time)...

  • Paranormal Activi-Tea

    Read Paranormal Activi-Tea Customer Service Rep: "No, ma'am, the whistling sound is normal; nothing to be worried abo...

  • No Longer Milking This Cash Cow

    Read No Longer Milking This Cash Cow Colleague: "See how he has a quarter-filled gallon of milk?" District Manager: "...

  • We Wouldn’t Want To Be In This Customer’s Shoes…

    Read We Wouldn’t Want To Be In This Customer’s Shoes… Woman: "I need a refund on my kid's shoes." I open the box to s...

  • The Appliance Of Specialist Knowledge

    Read The Appliance Of Specialist Knowledge Customer: "Excuse me, I need help with your washing machines." Me: "Sure t...

  • Drive-In And Freak-Out

    Read Drive-In And Freak-Out One of these regulars was a small-time lawyer. Unlike many of the early-morning regulars,...

  • The Cat Distribution System Wins Again

    Read The Cat Distribution System Wins Again When I moved from my mom’s house to my dad’s to be closer to college in m...

  • Someone’s Out Of Beat With Reality

    Read Someone’s Out Of Beat With Reality Some of my friends played in a local pop group. Two of the female group membe...

  • The More They Talk, The More It Falls Apart

    Read The More They Talk, The More It Falls Apart Me: "What movie did you see yesterday?" Customer: "It was Flight Ris...

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    Read I’m a part-time delivery driver for a sandwich shop franchise who’s motto is “Freaky fast. Freaky good.” I’ve be...

  • He Didn’t Hit The Road, So He Got Jack

    Read He Didn’t Hit The Road, So He Got Jack Back in high school, way before the Internet and streaming became a thing...

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    Read I recently went to see a movie, “The Last Omen.” On the way out, I overheard a couple dudes talking about the mo...

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    Read Back in the dark ages, when non-stick coated kitchen utensils had only just been invented and were very expensiv...

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    Read A story about a lady blocking a register for fifteen minutes reminded me of something that happened a year ago o...

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    Read I will never forget this man because of how baffling he was. I work at a “fast casual” chicken restaurant. A cou...