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    Read I work as a cashier in a Grocery Store. Every now and again I’m the attendant at the Self Check Outs. By the Sel...

  • The Kake Is A Lie

    Read The Kake Is A Lie Caller: "K as in cake." Me: "Uh, do you mean 'C' as in Charlie or 'K' as in kilo?" Caller: "K ...

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    Read My brother’s daughter is about half a year older then my brother, and as such we regularly have playdates togeth...

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    Read [My gorgeous wife and I, both women, are cuddling after an intimate session.] Me: “My love, from the waist down ...

  • Spray It, Don’t Say It

    Read Spray It, Don’t Say It Customer: "Did you see me steal that spray paint?" I was taken aback and said no because ...

  • Silent But Deadlift

    Read Silent But Deadlift I work in a 24/7 gym, but it's usually pretty dead between 3-4 AM. This huge hulk of a man c...

  • Quake It Or Leave It, Part 2

    Read Quake It Or Leave It, Part 2 I'm having a face-to-face meeting with a client. The building starts to shake. Clie...

  • A Declaration Of Ignorance

    Read A Declaration Of Ignorance Coworker #1: "Thanks for your time, everyone. Have a great Independence Day and weeke...

  • Fully Booked, Fully Unbothered

    Read Fully Booked, Fully Unbothered I've been trying to explain to a customer that we can't seat his no-reservation t...

  • Legacy Issues

    Read Legacy Issues Me: "Okay, sir, as your product is older than a year, I'm going to need to bill your account $20 f...

  • Insufficient Date

    Read Insufficient Date Caller: "I need to dispute a charge. Do you have my account information?" Me: "Yes, I do. What...

  • The Toddler Talent Pipeline

    Read The Toddler Talent Pipeline My husband and I left our kids with our regular babysitter so we could have a date. ...

  • Make A Deal With The Devil

    Read Make A Deal With The Devil Christian Man: "Look, I can prove that you actually do believe in your own immortal s...

  • Cloud-Based Auto Repair

    Read Cloud-Based Auto Repair I'm dropping off my car to get new tires at a shop that was recommended to me by my mech...

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    Read I was at Dublin Zoo, with a small gathering of other visitors in a viewing area for the snow leopard enclosure. ...

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    Read Me: Ma’am, the park is closing soon. Lady: Nonsense. This park CLOSES at 5 pm. It is only 1 pm. Me: Actually tod...

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    Read I am working in the Electronics department and one of our photoprinters stops working. So my coworker is on the ...

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    Read This is One of my favourite memories from my Culinary Arts program. Part of our program was running restaurant s...

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    Read I listed some tires on rims on the local classified site for $800. Buyer: What’s your address? Me: I will only g...

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    Read Near the end of 8th grade, my brother came into his math class and saw a substitute sitting at the desk. All the...