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    Read In our small town (60000 people) we live in a residential area that’s said to be one of the better ones. Our set...

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    Read (This was in the 90’s, before cell phones were a thing. Like most teenagers, I always kept a phone card on me so...

  • Pork And Prejudice

    Read Pork And Prejudice Customer: "Is your pork halal?" Me: "Sir… do you know what halal means?" Read Pork And Prejudice

  • Who’s Gonna Tell Them?, Part 2

    Read Who’s Gonna Tell Them?, Part 2 Customer: "Umm, what's the vanilla?" Me: "...It's a Frappuccino with vanilla flav...

  • Derailing Detailing

    Read Derailing Detailing Me: "[Boss], you don't usually work on Sundays." Boss: "Yeah, I just got off the phone with ...

  • Patio-No-No

    Read Patio-No-No Customer: "[Name], reservation for four." Me: "I see that, but you didn't mention you'd be bringing ...

  • Pomerania-Mania, Part 2

    Read Pomerania-Mania, Part 2 A woman is buying a small item at my counter. She has a huge designer bag on one shoulde...

  • Zero Awareness, Zero Orders

    Read Zero Awareness, Zero Orders This caller gave me his order number. Me: "No orders are showing up on my system. Ca...

  • Amen… Probably

    Read Amen… Probably A common prayer to say before eating a meal starts, "Bless us, O Lord, in these Thy gifts..." Rec...

  • Making Dumb Moves In A Smart Car

    Read Making Dumb Moves In A Smart Car I am disabled. I have a disabled placard for my car. I pull into a parking lot ...

  • Fitting Room, Not Room Service

    Read Fitting Room, Not Room Service Customer: "By the way, I'm getting hungry. Do you do lunch orders?" Me: "Uh, we'r...

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    Read (My parents were pretty permissive about what they would let us watch as children, so much so that I had watched...

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    Read This happened back in the late 90’s. I had just given birth to my son a few weeks prior. My now ex husband worke...

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    Read I’ve shared a story before about the combination gas station/fast food place I worked at many years ago. This st...

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    Read I’m at work and somehow our conversation jokingly meanders to what 3 wishes one should make if they found a geni...

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    Read I’m a man in my late 30’s visiting a shopping mall. On my way through, I see what looks like two 15-year-old gir...

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    Read (I’m doing drama with my kindergarten class, so ages 5-6. Today, they are playing charades with Disney character...

  • You’d Think This Would Be Crystal Clear…

    Read You’d Think This Would Be Crystal Clear… Because this is an expensive purchase, my manager steps over and starts...

  • A Flurry Of Demands

    Read A Flurry Of Demands Customer: "I want to order [items], and I want my blizzard discount." Me: "Your… what?" Cust...

  • Oh Haul No!

    Read Oh Haul No! This one guy drove himself there who lived about eight-hundred miles away. On the first day of orien...