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    Read Hi, it’s me again from here https://notalwaysright.com/our-condolences-for-the-loss-of-some-really-hip-jeans/325...

  • Does Water Damage Void The Warranty?

    Read Does Water Damage Void The Warranty? A lady brings up to us a Ziplock bag with water guns in it. The Ziplock als...

  • In A State Of Confusion, Part 15

    Read In A State Of Confusion, Part 15 Me: "I can't accept this ID, ma'am." Customer: "Why not?" Me: "It's very obviou...

  • Refunds Break Fourth

    Read Refunds Break Fourth Employee: *Looking at the system.* "So, I can see that you've… uh… oh." Me: "Yes, this is m...

  • The Deal Is We Bring The Food, And You Bring The Romance…

    Read The Deal Is We Bring The Food, And You Bring The Romance… Customer: "Can the steak be cut into a heart shape?" M...

  • Escalation Circulation

    Read Escalation Circulation Me: "Thank you for calling—" Caller: "—Supervisor. Now. I'm not talking to the lowest run...

  • Mojit-Oh No

    Read Mojit-Oh No Toward the end of the meal, I noticed she moved all her lamb off the entrée plate and piled it on to...

  • Obama-Drama! The Epic Saga

    Read Obama-Drama! The Epic Saga Mom: "It's all Obama's fault! Everything bad that's happened in America recently happ...

  • The Fruit Of Someone Else’s Labor

    Read The Fruit Of Someone Else’s Labor Now, my father and all the farmers around have no problems with someone pickin...

  • Standing Our Ground, Literally

    Read Standing Our Ground, Literally Cashier: "Sir, do you mind if I ring her up while you wait?" Customer: "No. I was...

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    Read I got so tired of telemarketer calls almost every 5 min. I tried ignoring them, sending the calls straight to vo...

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    Read Some time ago I had a gift card for a pizza chain & decided to give them yet another chance (their drivers are n...

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    Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/bit-of-an-underreaction/325478/) reminded me of something that happened t...

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    Read I used to work a sales job, specifically pitching charities to people on the street. People were pretty decent f...

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    Read I’m working at the self checkout section and I see the light at one of the registers go red which means the pers...

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    Read *I wouldn’t say I’m a klutz exactly but I do manage to injure myself in the strangest ways (I’ve sprained my ank...

  • Running On Empty Upstairs

    Read Running On Empty Upstairs The customer apparently didn't expect to have to pay for his gas because he had to unl...

  • Making Dough By Making Dough

    Read Making Dough By Making Dough Customer: "Does it feel sad that you're stuck in this dead-end job on minimum wage ...

  • When They Send You An Extra Bill

    Read When They Send You An Extra Bill Dad: "Excuse me, miss, I think you gave me the wrong change—" She immediately s...

  • There Might Be No Magic School Bus But There IS A Magic Words Bus

    Read There Might Be No Magic School Bus But There IS A Magic Words Bus The bus stops at a stop where two guys are wai...