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  • Peeling Back The Violations

    Read Peeling Back The Violations Landlord: "You need to arrange a time with them." Me: "They're not answering my call...

  • Suite Dreams Are Made Of Streams

    Read Suite Dreams Are Made Of Streams Guest: "Our room is near the waterfall, and it's extremely loud." Me: "I see yo...

  • Comrade Roomba-nov

    Read Comrade Roomba-nov Back when I worked at Office Depot, a woman asked me which antivirus would be best for her Ro...

  • A ‘Not Always Working’ Story About A ‘Not Always Right’

    Read A ‘Not Always Working’ Story About A ‘Not Always Right’ Coworker #1: "So, I had to lock my bank account because ...

  • It’s Common To Be Overweight At The Airport

    Read It’s Common To Be Overweight At The Airport Me: *Via Talk To Text.* "Yeah, it's a much more relaxed way this way...

  • Snow Way To Please Everyone

    Read Snow Way To Please Everyone I worked at a small ski area with A LOT of free stuff offered as promotions. The rec...

  • Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blew

    Read Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blew My daughter has moved out of the house and in w...

  • Where The Child Things Are

    Read Where The Child Things Are Parent: *Looking up from her phone.* "Hey! Don't talk to my son!" Me: "He hit me." Pa...

  • The Lower The Rent, The Higher The Entitlement

    Read The Lower The Rent, The Higher The Entitlement Caller: "Well, then you will get fired." Me: "That is fine." Call...

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    Read I had a bad experience on a job in that one week after I’d been hired and started working, HR told me that they ...

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    Read I work at a restaurant and this happened during our slow time. a man approached with a younger boy in tow. Me: “...

  • Low And Behold

    Read Low And Behold The nurse practitioner comes in and does the whole full-body check and then frowns when it comes ...

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    Read (I’m in the parking of a large hardware store. This chain paints their stores yellow with large letters in relie...

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    Read This one sounds a little unbelievable, because the concept is such a meme / joke, which is why I’m specifying th...

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    Read (This incident occured when I was twelve years old. In Singapore, this is when students graduate from primary sc...

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    Read I was at a park and happened to over hear a girl talking to her mother. She had a very focused but also confused...

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    Read Some of the comments in this story https://notalwaysright.com/do-other-languages-have-this-many-poo-phemisms/374...

  • Toe The Line, Not The Sign

    Read Toe The Line, Not The Sign I glance over, and this guest has his toes out, no shoes, with his feet up on the tab...

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    Read I was on a business trip with a colleague and our manager. At the end of a long work day and after 2 hours of tr...

  • The Mourning After

    Read The Mourning After Caller: "I'm calling about my brother. He needs to move to a smaller house." Me: "Is your bro...