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Read I’m hanging out with a friend who is from another country. For some reason we start talking about our favorite D...
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Read Come To Terms With The Terms Me: "I'm looking at your quote right now, and it's showing a price of $279.99, whic...
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Read You Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, Part 11 I work nights at a retail store, and as such, I often orde...
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Read Those Who Don’t Read History… Tourist: "And will Anne Frank give the tours herself in the museum?" Ticket Attend...
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Read In Your Reams Me: "Oh, there's a small mistake in the text there. Can you fix and reprint?" New Hire: "Sure!" In...
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Read Seedlings, Not Siblings Woman: "Google said this was a nursery?" Me: "Yes, a plant nursery." Woman: "Where do I ...
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Read And You Can Quote Me On That Client: "I got a quote from another company, and their quote is $1500 less. Can you...
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Read Wants Tupperware But Cannot Contain Himself There is a regular who hates me. Specifically, he hates that I do no...
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Read Shepherd’s Pie-racy Me: "Hey, [Brother]? Did you eat any shepherd's pie?" Brother: "Should I not have?" Me: "Dud...
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Read Can’t See The House For The Tree Once upon a time, long ago, we moved to a house with a large garden. The first ...
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Read Oil’s Well That Ends Well Customer: "Oh my god! You must think I'm so dumb!" Me: "No, the dumb customers are the...
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Read I had a very unplanned pregnancy in my early 20s – neither birth control nor condoms seemed able to thwart my de...
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Read The other day we had a pretty busy lunch rush and in the post-rush lull, a couple of my fellow cashiers were get...
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Read How to Make Friends and Influence Tips A few years ago, I was between jobs and desperately trying to make rent, ...
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Read This story is from my college days, in the early 2000s. I was in a random Sociology class that fit some graduati...
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Read I work at a Walmart. One time, a woman walked in, grabbed a pack of gum from the little shelf by the register (1...
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Read Back in the 1990s, I was a network engineer for a small b2b ISP. These were the days when geeks reigned supreme,...
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Read A Relative Lack Of Judgment Customer: "If a stupid little child like you can’t help me, and let’s face it, it wa...
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Read Working Out Their Entitlement Customer: "I'm going to use your microwave and eat this." Again, not a question. I...
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Read Mapsolutely Lost One day we did orienteering. There were seven manned posts we needed to reach. When my team par...