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Read I work as a cashier in a Grocery Store. Every now and again I’m the attendant at the Self Check Outs. By the Sel...
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Read The Kake Is A Lie Caller: "K as in cake." Me: "Uh, do you mean 'C' as in Charlie or 'K' as in kilo?" Caller: "K ...
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Read My brother’s daughter is about half a year older then my brother, and as such we regularly have playdates togeth...
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Read [My gorgeous wife and I, both women, are cuddling after an intimate session.] Me: “My love, from the waist down ...
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Read Spray It, Don’t Say It Customer: "Did you see me steal that spray paint?" I was taken aback and said no because ...
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Read Silent But Deadlift I work in a 24/7 gym, but it's usually pretty dead between 3-4 AM. This huge hulk of a man c...
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Read Quake It Or Leave It, Part 2 I'm having a face-to-face meeting with a client. The building starts to shake. Clie...
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Read A Declaration Of Ignorance Coworker #1: "Thanks for your time, everyone. Have a great Independence Day and weeke...
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Read Fully Booked, Fully Unbothered I've been trying to explain to a customer that we can't seat his no-reservation t...
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Read Legacy Issues Me: "Okay, sir, as your product is older than a year, I'm going to need to bill your account $20 f...
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Read Insufficient Date Caller: "I need to dispute a charge. Do you have my account information?" Me: "Yes, I do. What...
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Read The Toddler Talent Pipeline My husband and I left our kids with our regular babysitter so we could have a date. ...
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Read Make A Deal With The Devil Christian Man: "Look, I can prove that you actually do believe in your own immortal s...
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Read Cloud-Based Auto Repair I'm dropping off my car to get new tires at a shop that was recommended to me by my mech...
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Read I was at Dublin Zoo, with a small gathering of other visitors in a viewing area for the snow leopard enclosure. ...
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Read Me: Ma’am, the park is closing soon. Lady: Nonsense. This park CLOSES at 5 pm. It is only 1 pm. Me: Actually tod...
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Read I am working in the Electronics department and one of our photoprinters stops working. So my coworker is on the ...
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Read This is One of my favourite memories from my Culinary Arts program. Part of our program was running restaurant s...
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Read I listed some tires on rims on the local classified site for $800. Buyer: What’s your address? Me: I will only g...
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Read Near the end of 8th grade, my brother came into his math class and saw a substitute sitting at the desk. All the...