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  • Mapsolutely Lost

    Read Mapsolutely Lost One day we did orienteering. There were seven manned posts we needed to reach. When my team par...

  • Sky-High Expectations

    Read Sky-High Expectations I'm taking a group on a northern lights cruise. It's a two-night tour, and we're pretty fa...

  • Spank You, Next

    Read Spank You, Next I noticed the oldest of the kids was walking on the bottom, and I called out to him to get out o...

  • Bubble Trouble

    Read Bubble Trouble A few days later, my store manager asks to talk to me in the back. He starts off by telling me no...

  • Spielberg ‘PG’ Is Not Real ‘PG’

    Read Spielberg ‘PG’ Is Not Real ‘PG’ I'm fascinated by dinosaurs, as all nineties kids are, so I stop to watch on my ...

  • Fairely Obvious, You’d Think

    Read Fairely Obvious, You’d Think Man: "Give me your phone. I'll take a picture of you and your dog. What a handsome ...

  • Whale Done, New Guy

    Read Whale Done, New Guy I was working as a concierge at a high-end hotel in Hawaii. A new guy is working his first w...

  • Untitled

    Read My wife asked me to review and edit one of her stories that she had written. I did so, and then gave her detaile...

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    Read We are 9-10 years old in this story. Me and my cousin were bored and wanted to make some money over the summer. ...

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    Read There’s only a few major landlords in Iowa City Downtown. It’s essentially a oligopoly situation. I can’t say wi...

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    Read (Early voting has opened in my state, and I am setting a reminder to go vote the next day.) Me: Alexa, create a ...

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    Read I pay for the National Geographic junior for my niece. The whole family is together. Brother: You! I don’t want ...

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    Read My husband’s uncle just met my 8-week old son for the first time, his wife and daughter came over beforehand and...

  • West Side Story With A Twist

    Read West Side Story With A Twist Customer: "What the f*** happened to my view?! I have a membership, and I expect be...

  • Selective Memory

    Read Selective Memory Me: "Sir, while these computers are made by the same company and have the same model series num...

  • A Big Nothing Burger

    Read A Big Nothing Burger I got my burger, and when I unwrapped the paper, I got bun>patty>bun. When I went back to a...

  • Time Is Money… And They Lost Both

    Read Time Is Money… And They Lost Both Lady: "Why is it so dark?" Me: "What do you mean?" Lady: "Why does it look lik...

  • Grounds For Complaint

    Read Grounds For Complaint One day I go to refill my pod and my container is empty. I was confused because I knew I h...

  • Play Has No Limits, But Stock Does

    Read Play Has No Limits, But Stock Does Customer: "But I'm the customer, and I'm here before the sale ends tonight. I...

  • Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 20

    Read Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 20 I work in one of those membership wholesale bulk grocery store thi...