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Read “Grounds” For Termination Midway through the day, we were in the break room. She gestures at two large full bags...
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Read There’s No Daylight Saving Some People, Part 2 Me: "Uh, sir, it’s 2 PM." Customer: *Points to his analogue wrist...
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Read Not Getting It By Half Employee: "You got charged for two toppings." Me: "No, it's one topping. ½ plus ½ equals ...
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Read Locked Out Of The Refund Option Customer: "I need to return this, obviously!" Me: "It looks like it was sawn in ...
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Read Insert Laptop To Continue Me: "Can you show me what’s wrong?" She then tries to power on the docking station and...
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Read A Standard Sample Of The Customer Base Coworker: "He’s had, like, nine of the brownies. He even tried to be trip...
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Read Somewhere In There Is An April Fool Customer: "Where's your Father's Day ad? I want to see what sales you have f...
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Read This Line Earns More Per Minute Than You Do I ran a small retail store for a few years. A new guy ends up workin...
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Read Do You Think That Counts As An OSHA Violation? My husband was attempting to hang a German cuckoo clock from the ...
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Read Let’s Hope Things Improve By The Time The Gregorian Calendar Hits 2568 Customer: "Hi. I think there's negative e...
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Read Behaving Coldly Toward Your Parents Dad: "You don't need air conditioning." Me: "Just because YOU don't need air...
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Read Neither The Times Or The Place I'm standing on a subway platform at Times Square. A woman comes up to another pa...
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Read Blame Canada! Part 17 Customer: "That's wrong! Thanksgiving isn't until November 23rd! You have your signs up WA...
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Read I worked in a supermarket in a town about an hour and 30 minutes from the town I lived in. One Wednesday, I fini...
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Read The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class Me: "And then there's the Mayan calendar, which was a little famous f...
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Read What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?! Patient's Daughter: "This is how you call for service." Me: *As sweetly as I ...
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Read I had to leave my airline call center job because my husband had been laid off from his job and we made the deci...
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Read Make Yourself At Home, Not Take It Home Housekeeping comes to the desk and tells me: Housekeeping: "Charge room ...
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Read My garage is detached. One day I come home to find the door broken open. I cautiously approach my garage and hea...
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Read When my younger brother was still little, my parents decided to let my grandparents babysit to get some bonding....