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Read Denzel Washington Shows Up And Blows Their Minds Husband: "Who's in it?" Me: "Idris Elba." Wife: "Who's that?" H...
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Read Logic Unplugged Friend: "I need a mains plug, please." Store Assistant: "Sorry, but we haven't any left." Friend...
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Read (Browsing) History Repeated When I worked for one of the major retail stores in the computer section (this is ea...
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Read Politely Processing Me: "Hello there! May I please have the blueberry pancakes and iced tea? Thank you!" Waitres...
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Read The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 35 Customer: "This is so stupid! The sign says two for $6, but one is ...
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Read Ruining A Neat Idea Me: "Sorry, I asked for this neat." Server: "It should be served with lime; it tastes better...
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Read When You’re One Of Us, Not One Of Them Customer: "Is that really necessary? There are so many signs for the cust...
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Read Overdrawn Conclusions Caller: "Why have you charged me all these fees!" Me: "It looks like you had a lot of paym...
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Read Trattamento Preferenziale Back in the late nineties, my then-boyfriend and I were spending a tourist weekend in ...
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Read Y’know, He’s Got A Point… Me: "I'm going to miss you when you're away." Husband: "No, you won't, you'll replace ...
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Read I Did Two Tours In Retail… I Can Still Hear The Beeps Coworker: "No, ma'am, you can't speak to the store manager...
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Read Will Never Argue With Mom Again I am shopping in the supermarket and overhear a teenage girl arguing with her mu...
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Read Mistakes Are Made On The Graveyard Shift Guy #1: *Looking around all the graves.* "So… all these guys are dead, ...
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Read A Concorde-ial Response I was working as a cashier and went to hand the customer his receipt. He waves down my r...
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Read I’m a member of a local volunteet run observatory. Every month we have an open evening. A chance for members of ...
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Read The Plot Should Thicken, Not Disappear My friends and I are in the Uni library, working together. We're all in a...
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Read A Very Different Kind Of X-Files Me: "This shelf is all x-rays, and there's no patient name." Resident Radiograp...
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Read Coworker 1: [privileged and reeks of it, but generally good at what he does] I like to use the Profiles, but I f...
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Read [Note: This story began as a comment to another bank-error story, but after I got done typing, I thought it work...
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Read The Spice Must… Not Flow Manager: "The guy complained about you. He said you got his order wrong." Me: *Confused...