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Read A Disc-Scraceful Display She presents me with a PC game, which, upon further inspection, has so many scratches o...
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Read Amish-Understanding At The Pump Customer: "Where's all y'all's liquor?" Me: "We don't sell alcohol in gas statio...
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Read The Special Relationship Has Ended My boss is talking to me about our British coworker. Boss: "I think I upset h...
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Read Storage Wars For Dummies An angry guy came in and picked up a little carousel with all the memory cards from the...
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Read What’s Lost In Translation Is Found In HR This company-wide email recently went out at the international company...
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Read What The Cluck Did You Order? Customer: "DOUBLE CHEESE! HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?!" Annoyed and unable to ...
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Read A Lightbulb Moment For Management I headed the lighting department at a staging company, and I pushed hard to ge...
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Read Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 4 Customer: "I… don't… care! I want a higher discount!" Manager: "Darl...
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Read File That Under “Not My Problem” Fourteen Times I'm working my second double shift, covering for a sick colleagu...
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Read The Hotel Is Full, But The Brain Is Vacant Caller: "Do you have any rooms tonight?" Me: "No, I'm sorry, we are s...
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Read Zoo Do You Think We Are? Woman: "Do you know what the price of the seniors' membership for the science centre is...
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Read Taking Wi-Fi To New Heights Boss: "No, I could do it. It was no problem." Me: "Well, maybe you are okay with doi...
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Read The Museum Of Circular Reasoning I work in a museum building that’s a small part of a larger museum complex. One...
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Read Upgrading To The Deluxe Hug Package I'm the oldest of four sisters, now in my late forties. I'm the only one who...
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Read The Toilet Is Still Processing Me: "[Friend]. Remember I said we went to that Mexican place for boys' night?" Gi...
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Read Section X Marks The Spot Me: "If your friend can tell you what row, I can help you find each other." Fan: *Shaki...
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Read Back in 2017, after the last magazine I worked for closed down, I applied for a job as the assistant editor of a...
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Read The Integral Pool Party Pooper Our Calculus teacher is showing us how to use integration to calculate the total ...
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Read This story is from a few years back, I think it had to rest with me for a while before sharing. My grandfather w...
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Read My ten-year-old has just spent the night at a friend’s house, and is telling my wife and me about the fun she ha...