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  • The Next Chapter

    Read The Next Chapter He then sings the whole song word for word and even includes some pretty impressive dance moves...

  • Filet-O-Fail

    Read Filet-O-Fail Me: "That sign sounds like it comes from a few painful experiences." She turns around to see the si...

  • Industry Misleading

    Read Industry Misleading Manager: "And we've got some great perks. For instance, you can get an industry-leading mort...

  • Queue Must Be Kidding Me

    Read Queue Must Be Kidding Me This elderly couple walk in and blow past the groups waiting for a table, shove past th...

  • Sticking To That Price

    Read Sticking To That Price Customer: "How much are those sticker books?" Me: "Which one?" Customer: "The one under t...

  • A Stand-On-Head Surgeon

    Read A Stand-On-Head Surgeon After getting his name down, I asked for the serial number of the hard drive. He’s flabb...

  • Fowl Language

    Read Fowl Language I'm admiring a pond bustling with wildlife in a local park, when a small boy shouts to his mother:...

  • Latter-Day Waits

    Read Latter-Day Waits Two customers were standing in front of the soda fountain, talking about how one of them is abo...

  • Not Towing The Party Line

    Read Not Towing The Party Line Me: "Do you give me permission to discuss your account with a third party on the line?...

  • Untitled

    Read I am a woman with a naturally deep voice. I am not trans. I do not have any hormone issues. My voice just turned...

  • Untitled

    Read I arranged a shift swap (well in advance) with a workmate, so that I could have a national public holiday off. I...

  • Untitled

    Read (I’m in a bookstore, part of a chain with a very unique name, waiting to pay at the till. The customer before me...

  • Untitled

    Read A few years ago, some friends and I participated in an escape room as part of a bachelorette weekend. We weren’t...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m the OP from ‘A Fascinating Spinoff Of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.”’ I now attend the same college my parents w...

  • Untitled

    Read My husband and I are on our honeymoon and it is also my birthday. As a result, I’ve been having fun drinking out...

  • Customers From Narnia

    Read Customers From Narnia Customer #1: "How do we get out of here?!" Customer #2: "What happened to the exit?!" I wo...

  • Butter Make Up Your Mind

    Read Butter Make Up Your Mind Older Man: "I'll take a large, with extra butter. Slather it on top, y'know?" I go and ...

  • The Final Sweep

    Read The Final Sweep I would be doing my job, trying to corral the ever-present avalanche of dust, while this woman, ...

  • Keeping Them In Mint Condition

    Read Keeping Them In Mint Condition Customer: "I just quit smoking, so I need some of them nicotine patch things."  I...

  • Powered By Fly-Fi

    Read Powered By Fly-Fi Coworker #1: "Awwwww." Coworker #2: "That's not the noise you'd make by making a spreadsheet."...