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  • The Spice Must… Not Flow

    Read The Spice Must… Not Flow Manager: "The guy complained about you. He said you got his order wrong." Me: *Confused...

  • Untitled

    Read (My dad and I are visiting some of his friends, who have two small children. While I am hanging out outside, I n...

  • Untitled

    Read So I worked at an office for 4 years. One evening after work I took a nasty fall in my yard. I was in a lot of p...

  • No Golden Ticket To The Back

    Read No Golden Ticket To The Back Me: "You can pick up to four toppings for [price]. After that, each extra topping i...

  • Untitled

    Read I was the attendant assigned to SKO (otherwise known as self check outs) and it is a pretty uneventful shift. Th...

  • Customer Communication Can Be Gooey

    Read Customer Communication Can Be Gooey Customer: "Excuse me, what is this?" Me: "That's the spicy cheeseburger meal...

  • Better Luck Next Year

    Read Better Luck Next Year I work for a diner that's open 24/7 every day of the year, except one specific holiday (do...

  • Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 14

    Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 14 Me: "Great. Let's see what we've got. You know our exchange po...

  • You Are Fired, Do You Copy?

    Read You Are Fired, Do You Copy? My boss is on the phone with an ex-coworker who had been fired a few days earlier: B...

  • I’m Afraud Not

    Read I’m Afraud Not Lady: "My workplace is covering the cost of my cell phone purchase, up to 8,000 NOK (approx. $800...

  • Maybe Sit This One Out

    Read Maybe Sit This One Out I needed lawn chairs and asked an employee where they were in the store. He looked at me ...

  • Giving My Two Cents… Literally

    Read Giving My Two Cents… Literally Customer: "My total came to $2.27!" Me: "Yes, ma'am." Customer: "Which means you ...

  • When You Stare Into The Market, The Market Stares Back At You

    Read When You Stare Into The Market, The Market Stares Back At You Coworker: "Did you see all the police that came in...

  • Inn Denial

    Read Inn Denial Customer: *Walking in late at night.* "I need a room." We're fully checked in, so I know she's a walk...

  • Grade Expectations

    Read Grade Expectations As I arrive back at the office, my boss calls me into his office, with a paper to sign, sayin...

  • No ID, Has Idea

    Read No ID, Has Idea Me: "Hello, folks! Do you all have your IDs with you?" The two women immediately pull out their ...

  • Not Understanding Underwriting

    Read Not Understanding Underwriting Caller: "Why is my insurance so high?! Make it make sense!" Me: "It's a seven-yea...

  • Tree-mendously Wrong

    Read Tree-mendously Wrong Coworker: "Why don’t you just give him a bag?" Me: "I'm trying to save plastic." Coworker: ...

  • Zero Realization

    Read Zero Realization I work in the kitchen department. A woman comes in with a meat thermometer inside its open plas...

  • Children Can Be Very (Sam)Wise

    Read Children Can Be Very (Sam)Wise My wife is from another country, and English is her second language; she doesn't ...