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Read Please Say You’re Squidding I work in a large stationery and office supply store. A customer asks to see our pri...
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Read Take Note, Manager So, I sent my manager an email to inform him that I wouldn't be present at the office. Not mu...
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Read Can You, Like, Not? She speaks with that typical "valley girl" inflection: Customer: "Ugh, the line is huge, and...
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Read Wine-ing About The Discount Customer: "Are those wines on sale because they're about to expire?" Me: "Uh, the go...
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Read Wife After Thirty At the beginning of our staff meeting, my boss asked if anyone had good news. I thought I'd sh...
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Read Cord Help Us One recent evening, my wife picked up her phone to look up something online, only to find it was st...
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Read Not How You Want To Make Your Mark Customer: "I want a caramel macchiato." Me: "Right on." Customer: "Can I get ...
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Read Failed By Collective Intelligence One day, my wife and I were visiting, and I saw that there were a bunch of bot...
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Read When Class Meets Sass Me: "How was your first day at school?" Neighbour's Daughter: "It was nice. I was the pret...
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Read Free-Range Flames I work in a wood-fired pizza restaurant. Customer: "Is the fire in your pizza oven organic?" M...
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Read Well, since autism is in the news, let’s share a really interesting fact: did you, dear reader, know autistic pe...
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Read Dead Air I work in a sleep medicine clinic. I had a patient come in complaining that his CPAP was giving him a r...
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Read Our baby daughter goes to daycare two days a week. The upside of that is that we have some extra time and that s...
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Read Wasn’t Prepared For This Wonton Kindness Not three minutes later, they came down, with an odd look on their face...
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Read This happens a few years ago during the baby formula shortage. I’m working the fitting room in a big box store. ...
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Read Our store has a deal with our local food bank. We’ve never sold food in the past and never will. When we recieve...
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Read I was at the local big supermarket today with my mom. Did I want to go, ehhh. But that’s not relevant what is, i...
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Read This Dollar Tree Contains No Forbidden Fruit Customer: *Lays her things for me to check out.* "So, I have to kno...
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Read (for context: I work in a call center that deals roadside assistance under various car warranties and leasing co...
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Read Not Losing My Temper… Or My Job Me: "I am looking for a letter of authorization, did you—" Caller: "—I already s...