Entries
-
Read (It’s the start of the week, and everyone is even edgier and readier than usual to lash out at colleagues.) Proj...
-
Read Passed The Acid Test Customer: "Do you have vinaigrette?" Me: "Unfortunately, no. Sorry about that!" Customer: "...
-
Read *I match with a guy on a dating app and we chat for a few minutes.* Match: Is there a faster way to chat? Me: De...
-
Read ‘X’ Marks The Malapropism I used to work at a pet store that sells fish back when I was a teenager. I get a call...
-
Read No Soup For You! Part 16 Customer: "I feel the need to speak up! The soup is very bland! I don't want to pay for...
-
Read Using Pi To Calculate Pie Pizza Worker: "You're asking how big a twelve-inch pizza is?" Pause. Pizza Worker: "Tw...
-
Read H2-Oh No You Didn’t! Manager: "You can't have that there." Me: "Pretty sure it's against the law to say I can't ...
-
Read Opportunity Cost Customer: "Get me [combo meal] and hurry it up. My time is worth more than yours." Me: "Well, t...
-
Read Double Mae-hem Boss: "What’s your last name again?" Me: "Mae." She starts fussing. Boss: "No! Your last name!" M...
-
Read The Garden Variety Complaint I work at a botanical garden. Every winter we get variations of the same complaint:...
-
Read Objectionable Request Lawyer: "I can’t see the other guy! Make it so I can see them!" Me: "They've turned off th...
-
Read This Customer Is Such A Drag (Coefficient) Customer: "You need a calculator for that stupid little bit of math? ...
-
Read Looking Down On You Writing Up I still keep in touch with my old team members through Microsoft Teams and have y...
-
Read Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 31 Customer: "Oh, I know the owner." Friend: "I'm the owner… wait, long lost Au...
-
Read Calamari Is A Stupid Name For A Type Of Onion Anyway… Customer: *Points to a picture.* "What's that option?" Me:...
-
Read Blunt Delivery Boss: "[My Name], you transposed these two numbers on the spreadsheet." Me: "I haven't gone throu...
-
Read The Capitol Offense Tourist: "Is that your Capitol Building?" Me: "No, that's St. Paul's Cathedral." Tourist: "B...
-
Read A Breath-Taking Performance My younger brother was seven years old at the time, and I was stuck with him at the ...
-
Read Looking At The Lager Picture Woman: "Why are you drunk?" Man: "Because I've been drinking." Woman: "Why have you...
-
Read Quesa-Duh Customer: "No beans? Not even chicken?" I explained to her what our plain quesadilla entails, and she ...