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Read My wife and I were driving home from the hardware store with a bucket full of pink paint with which to paint a r...
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Read (This happened a couple of years ago. I was in the break room, reading about the Greek War of Independence on my...
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Read At Least They Told The Tooth Older Woman: "Ma'am, I think I found a piece of tooth in my coleslaw." She is holdi...
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Read When I was eight, my mother cheated on my dad. They separated a few months later, and she moved with her lover, ...
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Read (Our pastor is giving a sermon and using customer service as an example.) Pastor: “Because ‘The customer is alwa...
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Read The Day You Almost Became THAT Customer I realize that the woman ahead of us is returning a large number of item...
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Read Around 2013 my daughter was working at a big New York university in a department that got government grants to p...
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Read It’s Easy To Get Lost In IKEA But This Is Ridiculous All the kids have vests with numbers on them, and parents f...
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Read Paint Me Skeptical Me: "Ma'am, this is half empty." Customer: "But it's also half full!" Me: "Cute philosophy, b...
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Read When The Sandwich Gets Extra Consequence Sauce Customer: "Make sure you get my sandwich right this time. This is...
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Read As The Returns Churns Employee: *Into her radio.* "Was Michael working returns recently?" Radio: "Uh… yeah." Emp...
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Read The Inner Child Came Out Today Customer: "Where's the TV?! The one from the ad!" Me: "There are still two in the...
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Read Fired In The Heat Of The Moment Employee: *Before I can even say anything.* "Is there anyone who works here who ...
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Read I’d Be Too Chicken To Try This Manager: "How much you wanna bet she eats half of it and then tries to return it?...
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Read Bigotry Is Yukky Coworker: "Hey, you said your name's Yuki, right?" Me: "Yeah?" Coworker: "Okay, I just want to ...
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Read Welcome To Retail, Part 14 Customer: "Sorry to interrupt, but I'm looking for my grandmother? She came in here t...
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Read Not Paying Attention Causes Problems Ten-Fold I had a customer who came from a Central Asian country call in. I ...
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Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 51 Me: "Ladies, the store is now closed. Please take your purchases to the counter if...
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Read When Paying, Cash Is Still Breast Me: "That's $24.80, please." She nods slowly, then slips a hand down the front...
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Read The Outstanding Balance Requires You To Be Out And Standing Customer Service Agent: "No, only the original cardh...