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Read Zero Realization I work in the kitchen department. A woman comes in with a meat thermometer inside its open plas...
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Read Children Can Be Very (Sam)Wise My wife is from another country, and English is her second language; she doesn't ...
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Read A Roaring Debate Woman #2: "I think dinosaurs really existed." Woman #1: "You do?" Woman #2: "But they couldn’t ...
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Read Ignoring The Lager Than Life Display I'm stacking beer. There are four stacks of beer beside me, each six feet h...
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Read My spouse is filling out his portion of an ADHD reassessment on me. I’ve already finished my portion and I’m lay...
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Read The food pantry I help run has gotten a lot busier over the past 5-6 years, but one day a few months ago, we jus...
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Read Takes An Age To Put The Matter To Bed Guest: "Well, your manager said I could do whatever in the room; you'd bet...
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Read My child was playing her third year for a local youth soccer team in a small town, hosted by the YMCA. The teams...
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Read When I worked in an airline call center, for most people, the worst shift to get was the 3:30 pm to 11:30 pm shi...
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Read It is almost 5 on November 24th, which means it is already getting dark (sundown for our location was around 16....
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Read When They Can’t Just Spell It Out My craft store is one of the largest in the state, so our selection is huge. I...
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Read Growing up, I was introduced to a British sci-fi comedy. The characters frequently use a certain curse and insul...
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Read Was Not Their Light Bulb Moment, Part 3 I see a customer walking down the frozen aisle, slowly. She's opening ea...
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Read Wheel-y Poor Planning Me: "Sir, we're closed. We closed forty minutes ago." Customer: "But I know exactly what I...
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Read That Logic Doesn’t Pump Customer: "Wait, that total isn't right. You didn't give me the cash discount." Me: "You...
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Read Driving The Point Home Knowing that I lived at the bottom of a hill and my older sedan wouldn't make it up the h...
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Read An Unexpected Sauce Of Confusion I bring her to the sale display and start pointing out the large variety of fla...
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Read Office Culture Shock A young guy has just started in the office on his first day. It's a quiet day, everyone wor...
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Read Un-wine-ding The Crime I see a customer walk in with no basket or trolley, and within minutes, he's walking back...
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Read That’s Knit How You Do It Manager: "Did you sign [Coworker]'s retirement card?" Me: "[Coworker]? Uh, this is emb...