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Read I was at the local big supermarket today with my mom. Did I want to go, ehhh. But that’s not relevant what is, i...
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Read This Dollar Tree Contains No Forbidden Fruit Customer: *Lays her things for me to check out.* "So, I have to kno...
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Read (for context: I work in a call center that deals roadside assistance under various car warranties and leasing co...
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Read Not Losing My Temper… Or My Job Me: "I am looking for a letter of authorization, did you—" Caller: "—I already s...
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Read Heard Of The Law? Kinda A Big Deal Customer: "Then get me a manager who can do me a deal." Me: "No, the manager ...
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Read When Mankind Hits Guac Bottom Customer: "I know your avocados are on sale, but I wasn't expecting them to be thi...
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Read All Your Knowledge Base Are Belong To Us Me: "Yeah, that's what Google told me as well. Didn't work." Call Cente...
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Read Dog Food For Thought Customer: "Do you have any Blue Buffalo brand dog food that has no "pro van" in it? I don't...
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Read Flip The Script Now I had a lot of training on computers, and my specialty was user interfaces and beta-testing ...
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Read Shocked When They Find Out What’s In Store… Customer: "But I need [item]?! Why can't you order it for me?!" Mana...
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Read When “Break A Leg” Becomes A Threat Performer: "What if there's an emergency while you're on break?" Stage Manag...
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Read Power Move In The Power Tools Customer: "Don't you worry, miss, I'll ask one of the experts when I see one." Me:...
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Read Overtime Will Tell So recently, he told us that the reason he thinks we aren't seeing enough results is that we ...
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Read A Dip Into French I had a customer bring me an article of clothing with a question about the colour. It was a bl...
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Read Didn’t Play Much Hot Wheels As A Child Customer: "My engine is overheating." I check the engine and see that eve...
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Read Should Have Mute-inied A friend and I were both working at a call center. My friend had a call that required him...
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Read Lock-ing Horns With Logic Customer: "I want you to make me a house key." Me: "Our locksmith is on site, so he ca...
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Read Once Upon A Time Me: "What's the stupidest question you’ve been asked by a guest?" Disney World Sibling: "Nothin...
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Read Expressly In The Way As soon as she'd finished, I waited for her to move her full buggy out of the way, but she ...
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Read Capitalism Calls The Shots Customer: "How much do you charge for a shot of [Brand] vodka?" Me: "$15. It's $9 if ...