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Read Blunt Delivery Boss: "[My Name], you transposed these two numbers on the spreadsheet." Me: "I haven't gone throu...
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Read The Capitol Offense Tourist: "Is that your Capitol Building?" Me: "No, that's St. Paul's Cathedral." Tourist: "B...
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Read A Breath-Taking Performance My younger brother was seven years old at the time, and I was stuck with him at the ...
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Read Looking At The Lager Picture Woman: "Why are you drunk?" Man: "Because I've been drinking." Woman: "Why have you...
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Read Quesa-Duh Customer: "No beans? Not even chicken?" I explained to her what our plain quesadilla entails, and she ...
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Read (My boss is a landscaper with a second business that I work at. He shared this story as he was coming back from ...
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Read It’s 2020 and I’m in my late 40s. I’d been raised to believe there were two sexualities: gay and straight and th...
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Read I’m at the checkout of a local supermarket. After the first couple of items, I notice there aren’t any beeps or ...
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Read Climate Change Table #1: "It's so cold in here; can't you raise the heat?" Me: "Sorry, ma'am, the thermostat is ...
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Read (I am driving with my wife and a friend in a direction where we can see the local volcano.) Wife: “Look at the s...
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Read A good friend is visiting me at my home when my son, who is nearly 2 years old, has a bad fall resulting in a sc...
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Read It’s Kinda A Big Dill Customer: "And can I get a burger but with extra fried pickles on the bottom?" Me: "You go...
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Read I work in a grocery store. Since I’m young and female, I do occasionally get to roll my eyes at overly flirtatio...
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Read No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 32 Caller: "It's only 9:45!" Me: "The deadline is based on our warehouse's time...
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Read The Irony Ramp-ing Up I come into work after my day off. My manager asks me to talk to him in his office. Manage...
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Read EBT: Exceptions Beyond Text I've worked at a convenience store for the past five years. There are things that ha...
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Read When Time Actually Is Money, Part 2 Department Manager: "Okay, so it's tax season, so everyone has to put in ten...
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Read Pie-Dentity Crisis Me: "What's your address?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "Okay... what's the phone number on ...
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Read Banana Drama, Part 12 Kitchen Guy: "One of the things that really grinds my gears is when stupid customers are j...
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Read That’s Amore-onic, Part 2 Customer: "Can I get the Fettu-sine… Alfredo? Me: "Do you mean the Fettuccine Alfredo?...