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  • Un-wine-ding The Crime

    Read Un-wine-ding The Crime I see a customer walk in with no basket or trolley, and within minutes, he's walking back...

  • That’s Knit How You Do It

    Read That’s Knit How You Do It Manager: "Did you sign [Coworker]'s retirement card?" Me: "[Coworker]? Uh, this is emb...

  • Bun-Believable

    Read Bun-Believable Back in the late nineties, I worked at a Panera Bread. I remember when I had to go out back to as...

  • Surface Level Regret

    Read Surface Level Regret Boss: "So if I take away their computers and make them use Surface Pros, what are they goin...

  • How Do You Like Dem Apples?

    Read How Do You Like Dem Apples? I'm working the checkout. A customer has placed a loose bag of apples on the checkou...

  • When The Service Is Free But The Complaints Are Premium

    Read When The Service Is Free But The Complaints Are Premium Me: "Based on the age, and that it only has 2GB of RAM, ...

  • The Route Not Taken

    Read The Route Not Taken One driver who worked for the city bus company didn't take any holiday; he just kept doing t...

  • You Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, Part 10

    Read You Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, Part 10 One day, I was walking through my department, and I sudden...

  • Taking The High Ground

    Read Taking The High Ground I'm not fully paying attention to their argument, but my ears prick up when my dad uses t...

  • Read The (Emergency) Room!

    Read Read The (Emergency) Room! In the waiting room of the ER, and some woman gets a call and takes it on speakerphon...

  • How Did THAT Get Married?

    Read How Did THAT Get Married? Husband: "Yeah, but this store is really going downhill." Me: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear t...

  • Untitled

    Read I am the dispatcher assigned to run wants and warrants checks. A patrol Lieutenant asks me to run a license plat...

  • The Problem Wasn’t The Problem

    Read The Problem Wasn’t The Problem Caller: "Are you serious?! I can't reach either of them. This is ridiculous, who ...

  • Chicken Nuggets, Nooks, And Crannies

    Read Chicken Nuggets, Nooks, And Crannies I'm a nurse working in the ward when another nurse angrily walks up to the ...

  • Untitled

    Read (I am roughly ten years old, and it is New Year’s Eve. Me, my mom, and one of her friends are hanging out waitin...

  • A Spin Cycle of Bad Decisions

    Read A Spin Cycle of Bad Decisions These people were using Windows XP in 2017; that should tell you the condition of ...

  • Untitled

    Read I moved into my own apartment some years ago. As soon as I was living on my own, I made it a point to go to the ...

  • Untitled

    Read I wanna share a vacation story. It happened in the Summer, three years ago. I have two daughters who were born b...

  • Untitled

    Read My buddies and I are LARPING, which is ‘live action roleplaying’, in a state park. We find a strange box in the ...

  • Not Meating Expectations

    Read Not Meating Expectations Customer: "Is there pork in the chili?" Me: "No, sir, it is entirely made of beef." Cus...