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Read Years ago, when my sister was very young, we had this exchange. Me: (Sister), you’re a cutie pie. Sister: I not ...
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Read It’s many years later but the now very elderly husband’s-aunt-who-is-a-nun from this story (https://notalwaysrig...
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Read This isn’t a story that’s very funny, but it happened a few days ago, and I felt the need to get it off my chest...
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Read Un-Fare Expectations Guest: "That taxi was VERY expensive." Me: "Well, our city's taxis are actually pretty reas...
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Read [One Saturday, my wife and I drove to Fredricksburg, Tx, which is well-known for its many wineries, breweries, a...
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Read The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is… Parking Customer: "How do I get to the rooftop parking?!" Me: "We don't have ro...
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Read I’m walking across a parking lot to a store when harried-looking woman walking the opposite direction flags me d...
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Read My family was watching my brother’s fiance’s kids (2 and 4 year olds) while she was working. One of the things w...
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Read Hat’s Off To Common Sense I work in a hat store inside a department store, selling, among other things, sports c...
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Read Eggs-It, Stage Left I worked at an owner-managed diner/restaurant that, by all accounts, provided a fantastic de...
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Read Well, I Guess If You String Enough Collars Together… I worked in a pet store. I had a man come in, look around f...
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Read For Cod’s Sake, It’s Fish! Me: *After giving my partner’s order.* "…and I’ll have the fish and chips, please." T...
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Read Alka-holic Customer: "Do you sell alkaline water?" Me: "We do; we have a few brands right over here." Customer: ...
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Read One Cold Call Changed Everything My grandparents lived in Georgia, and the summers were brutal down there, so ai...
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Read Color Me Confused Customer: "Will it go well with these shorts?" Me: "That's a matter of preference. I couldn't ...
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Read Layover Larry Larry was told this, and it was expected he would just work from his hotel room on the Friday, and...
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Read Having A Señora Moment Customer: "Stupid s***s should learn English; they're working here." I was shocked, to sa...
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Read Shortsighted Management Department Manager: "Why are you out of uniform?" Me: "I'm not. I can wear shorts starti...
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Read Hit The Jackpot But Missed The Point Turns out this guy won about $800. Good for him! But… Me: "Sorry, we can on...
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Read Zoo Much To Ask Customer: "Is this all it is?" Me: "Is what all what is?" Customer: "This place! It's all just… ...