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    Read Years ago, when my sister was very young, we had this exchange. Me: (Sister), you’re a cutie pie. Sister: I not ...

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    Read It’s many years later but the now very elderly husband’s-aunt-who-is-a-nun from this story (https://notalwaysrig...

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    Read This isn’t a story that’s very funny, but it happened a few days ago, and I felt the need to get it off my chest...

  • Un-Fare Expectations

    Read Un-Fare Expectations Guest: "That taxi was VERY expensive." Me: "Well, our city's taxis are actually pretty reas...

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    Read [One Saturday, my wife and I drove to Fredricksburg, Tx, which is well-known for its many wineries, breweries, a...

  • The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is… Parking

    Read The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is… Parking Customer: "How do I get to the rooftop parking?!" Me: "We don't have ro...

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    Read I’m walking across a parking lot to a store when harried-looking woman walking the opposite direction flags me d...

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    Read My family was watching my brother’s fiance’s kids (2 and 4 year olds) while she was working. One of the things w...

  • Hat’s Off To Common Sense

    Read Hat’s Off To Common Sense I work in a hat store inside a department store, selling, among other things, sports c...

  • Eggs-It, Stage Left

    Read Eggs-It, Stage Left I worked at an owner-managed diner/restaurant that, by all accounts, provided a fantastic de...

  • Well, I Guess If You String Enough Collars Together…

    Read Well, I Guess If You String Enough Collars Together… I worked in a pet store. I had a man come in, look around f...

  • For Cod’s Sake, It’s Fish!

    Read For Cod’s Sake, It’s Fish! Me: *After giving my partner’s order.* "…and I’ll have the fish and chips, please." T...

  • Alka-holic

    Read Alka-holic Customer: "Do you sell alkaline water?" Me: "We do; we have a few brands right over here." Customer: ...

  • One Cold Call Changed Everything

    Read One Cold Call Changed Everything My grandparents lived in Georgia, and the summers were brutal down there, so ai...

  • Color Me Confused

    Read Color Me Confused Customer: "Will it go well with these shorts?" Me: "That's a matter of preference. I couldn't ...

  • Layover Larry

    Read Layover Larry Larry was told this, and it was expected he would just work from his hotel room on the Friday, and...

  • Having A Señora Moment

    Read Having A Señora Moment Customer: "Stupid s***s should learn English; they're working here." I was shocked, to sa...

  • Shortsighted Management

    Read Shortsighted Management Department Manager: "Why are you out of uniform?" Me: "I'm not. I can wear shorts starti...

  • Hit The Jackpot But Missed The Point

    Read Hit The Jackpot But Missed The Point Turns out this guy won about $800. Good for him! But… Me: "Sorry, we can on...

  • Zoo Much To Ask

    Read Zoo Much To Ask Customer: "Is this all it is?" Me: "Is what all what is?" Customer: "This place! It's all just… ...