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  • Tanking Their Plans

    Read Tanking Their Plans Now, as call centre employees, our jobs sucked. We'd work long, stressful hours, all days of...

  • Unable To Provide Mural Support

    Read Unable To Provide Mural Support Caller: "I need to know how to find the mural that shows a truck rescuing people...

  • Pride And Poo And Prejudice

    Read Pride And Poo And Prejudice I’m staying in Bath for a couple of weeks and have been visiting a park that is outs...

  • The Cat Distribution System Now Delivers!

    Read The Cat Distribution System Now Delivers! She: "Hello! Are you that woman with the cats?" Me: *Surprised, but no...

  • Parts Unknown

    Read Parts Unknown Customer: "Can you fix my tablet? The charging port is broken." Me: "We don't touch them. We don't...

  • Untitled

    Read When I came out as non-binary to my extended family at the age of 20, I expected my aunt to be fully on board. S...

  • Zero Comprehension Skills

    Read Zero Comprehension Skills I picked up a prescription at the pharmacy. The clerk explained to me that for my meds...

  • Untitled

    Read (I get called in for jury duty and end up having to actually show up. We’re all in the holding room being given ...

  • Park That Racial Profiling

    Read Park That Racial Profiling Driver: "Excuse me, señor, aren't you going to park my car?" I turned my head in his ...

  • Untitled

    Read I work at a 911 operations center in Honolulu, recently there was an issue where traffic signals were out for se...

  • Untitled

    Read I had a preventative mastectomy and completed my first round of reconstruction where saline-filled plastic expan...

  • No Pay, No Play

    Read No Pay, No Play Me: "So the rate is [price] per hour, or [set price] if you want to use the whole day." Client: ...

  • Untitled

    Read I frequent a restaurant that has a grill and also sells ice cream. I had ordered and paid and was waiting nearby...

  • Untitled

    Read I decided to get my taxes done extra early this year, as soon as my tax documents for 2025 became available. I u...

  • All In The Family Billing

    Read All In The Family Billing Caller: "I want to disconnect my wife's cable and put it in my name." I check the resi...

  • Depreciation Is Forever

    Read Depreciation Is Forever Me: "Okay, we've had a good look at the ring, and we can offer you $250 for it." Custome...

  • Email Fail, Part 57

    Read Email Fail, Part 57 Caller: "Your website won't load! What is wrong with you people?" Me: "It's working fine on ...

  • Seeking Breademption

    Read Seeking Breademption Me: "Okay, hi there. I requested a refund for a loaf of bread on a pickup order that I late...

  • Bag Your Pardon

    Read Bag Your Pardon Customer: "It's all in one bag." Me: "Yes?" Customer: "That's not how you do it." Me: "Yes, that...

  • Next Time Go Straight To The Point

    Read Next Time Go Straight To The Point Customer: "I want some advice about buying something from your health and gro...