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  • Virgin On The Ridiculous

    Read Virgin On The Ridiculous Manager: "[Server] bought table five their drinks and didn't notice until he got there ...

  • Who Will Fold First?

    Read Who Will Fold First? Me: "I apologize for the wait and appreciate your patience. How may I assist you today?" Ca...

  • Balance Of Power

    Read Balance Of Power About a month ago, some lady had managed to find an old checkbook or something of my dad's and ...

  • From Filling Up To Fessing Up

    Read From Filling Up To Fessing Up I was working one night, and a teenager filled up the tank of his truck and took o...

  • Playing Squid Games

    Read Playing Squid Games Customer: *Pointing at the menu.* "I have a question!" Me: "Yes, ma'am?" Customer: "Your cri...

  • Not Scripted For Competence

    Read Not Scripted For Competence Me: "Hi, can I get a large hot mocha with hazelnut syrup, to go, for Mark?" Cashier:...

  • Not So Closed Minded, Part 55

    Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 55 The customer is fixated on some items on the shelf, so she doesn't immediately not...

  • A Childhood Staple

    Read A Childhood Staple I love my little boy, but he is an idiot. Whenever I hear him call "Mooooom!" I know I'm in f...

  • Repeat Offender

    Read Repeat Offender Guy: "I was mugged, and my wallet was stolen. My friend said he would wire me bus money to get h...

  • A Fail Straight Out Of The Box

    Read A Fail Straight Out Of The Box I'm managing the store, and a guy comes in, absolutely furious because. Customer:...

  • Untitled

    Read (When I was in the sixth grade, I had an English teacher who everybody – and I mean EVERYBODY – hated. She was o...

  • A Very Close Call

    Read A Very Close Call A patient has an appointment with a doctor to discuss the treatment of their varicose veins. H...

  • Untitled

    Read My uncle had many passions, one of which was birdwatching. One year, he and my aunt moved from Melbourne to Pert...

  • Untitled

    Read Husband: The water filter pitcher smelled musty so I rinsed it out before putting more in. Me: I don’t think rin...

  • Rate Expectations

    Read Rate Expectations A woman walks in around 2 AM with no reservation. I quote her the rate, and she says to me in ...

  • Untitled

    Read My nine-year-old’s friend used her mom’s phone to ask if my daughter could call her. For story purposes, let’s s...

  • The Weights Of Doubt

    Read The Weights Of Doubt Me: "We have treadmills, free weights, and machines." Customer: "Hmm." *long pause* "Do you...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a very pro-vaccine 48 year old woman who’s terrified because of our current administration access to vaccine...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m still kind of processing the contents of this story. So, I’m a sophomore in high school, and it’s the last t...

  • Weigh To Go

    Read Weigh To Go I was working at a gardening store with an older guy who was retiring in a week or so. As a result, ...