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Read My buddies and I are LARPING, which is ‘live action roleplaying’, in a state park. We find a strange box in the ...
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Read Not Meating Expectations Customer: "Is there pork in the chili?" Me: "No, sir, it is entirely made of beef." Cus...
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Read In my neighborhood, there aren’t fences, and there are a LOT of dog owners. I’m walking to my car where I parked...
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Read Shh! That’s The Secret! I worked at Victoria's Secret for years and got lots of dumb questions. The one that sta...
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Read This Is What Happens When You Don’t Take Your Vitamins There is a really strange customer who comes into my work...
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Read The Window Isn’t Very Clear Lady: "I purchased the window seat for the gondola, it says right here on my ticket....
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Read Picked Up The Wrong Fare Manager: "[Coworker] is going to be late coming back." Me: "Didn't he go pick up a cust...
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Read Giving Them Something To Chew On I used to be a kitchen manager at a restaurant. A server came up to the kitchen...
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Read From In Tray To Out Rage Me: "Hey, [Manager], I gotta ask; what happened to the last guy?" Manager: "Okay, so th...
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Read All That Knowledge, And You’re Still Not Getting It Woman: *Now angry and shouting.* "Don't you guys send stuff ...
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Read Putting The Gross Into Gross Misconduct My general manager would receive monthly finance reports from me, and it...
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Read The Jurassic Park Franchise Is Running A Bit Dry Customer: "I'm so sorry, my sons were tussling, and they spille...
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Read Wait, Backup A Minute… Me: "So is that server ready to be scrapped?" Him: "Oh, not yet, the server just needs to...
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Read My Time In Retail: The Writing’s On The Wall Customer: "I'm not paying that much for that. It's overpriced." Me:...
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Read These Bananas Don’t Peel Right Customer: "CAN I PLEASE GET SOME HELP OVER HERE?!" Attendant: "Yes, ma'am, what's...
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Read A Sudden Increase In Cabin Pressure Me: "So I see that [Veteran Flight Attendant] worked the inbound. Why aren't...
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Read The Convenience Of The Many Outweighs The Convenience Of The Few, Or The One Caller: "I'd like to book an appoin...
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Read No Public Restroom Means A Public Mess When my son was being potty trained, when he said he had to go, he had to...
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Read A Swift Key Change I've gone to a high-end department store with my wife. I like going there because it has a ce...
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Read Staying In Suite 007 Guest: "Excuse me, but do you do confidential breakfast?" Me: "I cannot disclose that infor...