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Read Don’t Threaten Us With A Good Time! Customer: "This is f****** Pizza Hut, not the Ritz! I should be able to brin...
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Read Sloth, One Of The VII Deady Sins Caller: "Hi, how do I insert Roman numerals into a Word document?" Me: "You jus...
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Read And They Lived Uneventfully Ever After Customer: "I want something that contains no conflict, no swearing, no co...
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Read Going Above And Beyond About Not Going Above And Beyond Boss's Text: "Call me ASAP." I finish my current check a...
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Read If It Cheeses The Court, We Have A Witness One customer came in weekly and frequently claimed I'd got his order ...
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Read Parenting Quality Getting Into Hot Water Me: "Sir, you can't leave your child unattended in the pool." Guy: "Chi...
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Read Not Expecting This When You’re Expecting After ten minutes, when every other sentence from her starts with "What...
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Read Remote Chance Of A Remote Diagnosis Customer: "Can you fix my laptop?" Me: "We can certainly try. What's wrong w...
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Read Such A Buzz Kill Me: "I need a piece of cardboard or paper!" Mother: "What are you on about?! What the h*** do y...
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Read Up, Up And Rosé Server: "Would you like a flight?" Me: "That sounds cool! This area is gorgeous. How much is it?...
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Read Let Me Take A (Screen)Shot In The Dark Here… Me: "Could you scroll to the bottom of the page and read what's the...
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Read I’m working in a local grocery store, at the main cash register where all the tobacco products are kept. On this...
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Read I was on the bus and listening to two people talking across the aisle from me. Man: “You’re Spanish is getting b...
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Read View Shall Not Pass Guest: "Yeah, this room is disgusting. There is hair all over the couch. Obviously, this roo...
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Read I have read several stories about people who are asked to get things off of a high shelf in a grocery store. I w...
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Read The Embarrassing Amoeba Way back in the depths of time, I discovered and joined a particular medieval reenactmen...
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Read Four For Four! Customer: "Where's the online pickup?!" Me: "Right here!" Customer: "This is crazy! I was looking...
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Read I had not slept well the night before, but my young son got up at his usual time. I got him to use the toilet an...
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Read Battling with low morale caused by low pay and increased workload for no extra money, the message delivery compa...
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Read Those Substituted Onions Are Doing A Lot Of Heavy Lifting Customer: "Why am I being charged for the extra cheese...