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Read Shortsighted Management Department Manager: "Why are you out of uniform?" Me: "I'm not. I can wear shorts starti...
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Read Hit The Jackpot But Missed The Point Turns out this guy won about $800. Good for him! But… Me: "Sorry, we can on...
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Read Zoo Much To Ask Customer: "Is this all it is?" Me: "Is what all what is?" Customer: "This place! It's all just… ...
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Read When Faxing Isn’t Taxing Senior Vice President: "Well, I think the fax machine will be going away soon. I mean, ...
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Read A Pour Understanding Of Restaurants I'm having dinner at a nice restaurant with some friends. The table next to ...
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Read A Sign You Should Probably Change The Subject Dad: "The only sign language I know I learned from driving." Me: "...
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Read Chumuppance When my son was about fourteen years old, he was fishing at a local creek that was also a place wher...
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Read Link And You’ll Miss It Caller: "A link on your site isn't working." Me: "Can you tell me what link?" Caller: "Y...
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Read I stopped for gasoline for my car, at a truck stop. I struck up a conversation, with a truck driver, as I had he...
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Read I May Diagnose Animal Issues, But I Recognize Weaponized Incompetence When I See It Me: "Okay, are you here to u...
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Read I’m chilling in the break room at my workplace when I overhear this conversation. Coworker 1: So, I found the so...
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Read I used to work at a (now defunct) electronics store in the UK (which shares its name with a holiday camp in a po...
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Read No Room For Argument Guest: "You don’t have any rooms?" Me: "Yes, as I said, we’re fully booked." Guest: "Why?!"...
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Read I am ordering at a restaurant. While it isn’t an allergy, I avoid eating wheat where possible because I find it ...
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Read I call a patient to schedule an appointment. His wife picks up. Per HIPAA, I need a specific form to be filled o...
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Read Highway To Yell This is pre-GPS. A guy comes into the gas station and asks me: Guy: "I'm looking for the I95 Sou...
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Read This story takes place around September 13, 2025, for context. Customer: *grabs a milk carton and checks the ‘be...
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Read H2-Slow, Part 35 I worked at a convenience store while in college. This married couple comes in, and they go get...
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Read Driving Customers Away Manager: "[My Name], get out there and stop that lady from walking across the parking lot...
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Read A Card Against Humanity Me: "Okay, go ahead and insert your card." Customer: *Stares and does nothing.* Me: "Go ...