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  • As A Rule Of Thumb, Don’t Do That

    Read As A Rule Of Thumb, Don’t Do That Me: "Everything good, [Friend]?" Friend: "That guy slicing the bread…" Me: "Ye...

  • A Slick Way To Lose Your Warranty, Part 2

    Read A Slick Way To Lose Your Warranty, Part 2 Customer: "Where's the vegetable oil?" Me: "I'm heading to that aisle ...

  • Closed For Renovations, Open For Betrayal

    Read Closed For Renovations, Open For Betrayal Well, with the phasing in of restaurants with patios being allowed to ...

  • Urn Intended Consequences

    Read Urn Intended Consequences Guest: "Urn! I need the kind you can put water in!" Me: "Uh, like… a pot?" Guest: "No,...

  • Lure Couture

    Read Lure Couture Saleswoman: "Oh, no. That top isn't for sale." Friend: "It isn't?" Saleswoman: "No, we just put it ...

  • Don’t Void Your Warranty

    Read Don’t Void Your Warranty Caller: "I'm out of town, and I was having trouble with my air conditioner before I lef...

  • I’m Minute To Win It

    Read I’m Minute To Win It A couple of months ago I arrived at my workstation at 8:33 AM with my coffee. My manager ma...

  • Main Character Ethernet

    Read Main Character Ethernet Me: "Is there a cable that usually runs from your modem to your computer?" Caller: "I do...

  • Guests And Their Rain Of Terror

    Read Guests And Their Rain Of Terror Guest: "Is this the splash zone?" Me: "No, this is just where I sell hot dogs." ...

  • Grandma Is Telling Porkies

    Read Grandma Is Telling Porkies Customer: *Pointing to a bacon cheeseburger.* Phone: "Does this contain pork?" Cowork...

  • Counting Calories, Not Carcinogens

    Read Counting Calories, Not Carcinogens Customer: "What are the nutritional facts on those?" Me: "The nutritional inf...

  • Liberté, Égalité, Stupidité

    Read Liberté, Égalité, Stupidité Me: "Do they still have [product only available in France]? We'd love some when you ...

  • Liberty And Just-Us For All

    Read Liberty And Just-Us For All One of my neighbors has been watching the 'news' (and by 'news' I mean scrolling on ...

  • The Best Call Of The Game

    Read The Best Call Of The Game I'm walking around my assigned area in the upper levels of the stands during one game ...

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    Read I am responsible for a good few of the Epilepsy stories on here, and I thought I would share another. For contex...

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    Read I´m practical nurse and i was at night shift at hospital. It was a very busy night. So many disoriented patients...

  • Got You Bread To Rights

    Read Got You Bread To Rights Customer's Daughter: "I WANT MY MONEY BACK! MY MOM'S FOOD IS INEDIBLE, AND THE BREAD IS ...

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    Read I’m from out of state and staying with my parents for a long weekend. We will be preparing some food for a small...

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    Read There are many stories here about people being mistaken for much younger. My story is a little twist. I did have...

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    Read My local school buses have a sign on the back that says “This bus does not” in black and “turn on red” in red. B...