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Read Staying In Suite 007 Guest: "Excuse me, but do you do confidential breakfast?" Me: "I cannot disclose that infor...
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Read (Back in our equivalent of highschool, I had the same science teacher three years in a row – first in Maths clas...
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Read I inherited my parents “winter house” after Dad died. We had a house as well close by so it was no big deal to m...
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Read One Friday evening I was returning from the store after getting groceries when I walked past a group of guys in ...
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Read Hold The Line Until The Train Line At this point, he states that he will not get off the call until this is reso...
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Read I got called out of my section at my store and onto the register, since the front counter associate decided to n...
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Read A seemingly nice customer came up with four bags of grapes and told me, before I ever started her order, that sh...
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Read Ham I Invisible? Customer: "Excuse me, do you work here?" Me: *With a box in my hand, a nametag in clear sight.*...
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Read We had been married less than a week, it was our first apartment, and we hadn’t entirely unpacked. My new wife a...
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Read Whipping Up A Problem Guest: "I have an allergy to pineapple, but I want the Dole Whip, please. Just keep the pi...
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Read H2-D’oh!, Part 16 Customer: "Excuse me, you put too much ice in this water." Me: "Sorry, ma'am, I'll bring you a...
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Read A Long Tip Home Customer: "I don't have enough fare for the subway. Can I have $1?" Me: "No. I can't give out ca...
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Read VIN and Bear It Two months later, I got a demand letter from the tow yard. Now… I have a friend… and his Mom… sh...
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Read Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 7 Customer: "A mocha latte." Me: "Is that a latte with mocha syrup and no wh...
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Read A Cost-Benefit Analysis On Caring Today we're attending a training class that covers the basics of tax assessmen...
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Read License And Recognition On one trip back, I was stopped by Highway Patrol half a mile from my exit, and here is ...
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Read It’s All Smoke And Grillers Customer: *Calling me over.* "I need to complain." Me: "What's the issue, sir?" Cust...
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Read When In Doubt, Spread Them Out Supervisor: "I heard that you and [Coworker] don't really get along." Me: "It's n...
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Read Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 6 C...
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Read Deaf To Reason, Part 20 Me: "If both ears flare up, I can’t come in." *I work outside with the public.* "Not wea...