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Read CSI Has A Lot To Answer For, Part 2 Customer: "Can you help me get some documents off my memory stick?" Me: "No ...
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Read A Salt With Intent Coworker: "We need an order of fries without salt." Me: "Okay. I'll have to clean the station...
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Read Drawer And Order I got written up after the register I was using came up $40 short. Later, someone came to repai...
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Read A Few Good Discounts Customer: "What's your military discount?" Me: "I'm sorry, but we don't offer one." Custome...
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Read Wait(ress), There’s More It's not particularly crowded, so we get seated right away. It's probably another five ...
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Read The Unmasked Bandit Clerk: "Hey [My Name], no biggie, but you left your mask down when you came in." Trooper: "A...
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Read Sub-Standard Information Customer: "Hey! I asked for light lettuce!" She didn't, but whatever. Me: "Oh, sorry, l...
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Read Alright, alright, alright… I’ll Change It Me: "I think you need to check for typos." Colleague: "Nothing is comi...
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Read Oat Of Order Customer: "You've put the wrong milk in this! I asked for oat, and this is soy!" Barista: "I'm sorr...
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Read Dot AU-ser Error One of my users left the company about six months ago. There was a celebration in the IT depart...
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Read Try The New Ouroboros Card! Caller: "Well, why am I paying interest?" Me: "You have a credit card with an unpaid...
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Read None And Done Girl: "Does that have any espresso in it?" Me: "Yes, it has two shots." Girl: "Okay, can I have, l...
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Read A Mental Block… Of Cheese Old Woman: "No! We can't slice this one." Me: "Why?" Old Woman: "This is the last one!...
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Read With Liberty And Ketchup For All Customer: "What's all this stuff?" Worker: "Those are the dipping sauces for ou...
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Read Auntie Social Behavior Aunt: "So, how old are you now?" Me: "Twenty-six." Aunt: "And still living at home?" Me: ...
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Read The Smashing Pumpkins Were Lit I was at a house party just after Halloween, and a few people (including my buddy...
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Read Into The Mild I worked in a large bookstore around 2005. Two women asked to see the travel book section. Woman #...
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Read A Van-tastically Bad First Impression This particular evening, as I'm standing on the sidewalk reading a book an...
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Read An Acci-Dental Dad Joke I was at the dentist's front desk needing to reschedule my appointment. Receptionist: "H...
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Read (My stepbrother has a penchant for joking about things that should not be joked about. Said “jokes” are usually ...