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    Read I’m a very pro-vaccine 48 year old woman who’s terrified because of our current administration access to vaccine...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m still kind of processing the contents of this story. So, I’m a sophomore in high school, and it’s the last t...

  • Weigh To Go

    Read Weigh To Go I was working at a gardening store with an older guy who was retiring in a week or so. As a result, ...

  • ID-entity Crisis

    Read ID-entity Crisis Me: "Ma'am, this ID is not you." Customer: "Yeah, it is. It's hard to tell in this lighting." M...

  • Dis-Carded

    Read Dis-Carded Me: "Okay, I'm going to be square with you. You look and sound exactly like a child. You're not a sma...

  • An Icon-ic Moment

    Read An Icon-ic Moment Caller: "I can't find the file I downloaded; I looked everywhere!" Me: "Did you check your des...

  • Can’t See The Forest For The Boring Trees

    Read Can’t See The Forest For The Boring Trees Me: "Is everything okay, ma'am?" Tourist: "No, everything is not okay!...

  • Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct, Part 6

    Read Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct, Part 6 Customer: "These new flat screens are pretty nice, but I'm...

  • A Tale Of Two Cities In One

    Read A Tale Of Two Cities In One A guest has just had breakfast in our London hotel, and we're casually discussing th...

  • Making Change Happen

    Read Making Change Happen Cashier: "Your total is $9.06." I hand her $10.06. Cashier: "Okay, have a nice day." Me: "C...

  • Mansplain This

    Read Mansplain This A man walks into the auto shop with his teenage son. I'm the only person at the counter at the ti...

  • Hours Cut? Well No Shift, Sherlock

    Read Hours Cut? Well No Shift, Sherlock I noticed she had been getting fewer hours on the schedule, and the person co...

  • We Can’t Weather Any More Of These Crazies, Part 2

    Read We Can’t Weather Any More Of These Crazies, Part 2 Customer: "It's voter suppression!" Me: *Having heard it all ...

  • Acting Childish And Childless

    Read Acting Childish And Childless I'm working checkout. A mother parks her stroller beside my resister without sayin...

  • The Boss Would Like A Word

    Read The Boss Would Like A Word A friend and another colleague in my office report to the same manager. My colleague ...

  • We’re Gonna Need All Customers To Storm Out

    Read We’re Gonna Need All Customers To Storm Out A flash flood inundated the store I worked at. Three feet of water, ...

  • Peak Parenting

    Read Peak Parenting In our town, our house was on a plot that was one of the highest elevations. The school was about...

  • Too Boring To Believe, Part 2

    Read Too Boring To Believe, Part 2 Friend #1: *Looking at her phone.* "Oh my God! I got about ten missed calls from [...

  • A Big Beautiful Bill

    Read A Big Beautiful Bill Every time, they would send their young son to pay and pick up the pizza. The little guy (m...

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    Read I overheard a conversation between my daughter and my brother in law recently. I was distracted by another kid a...