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Read Knows Zip About Zip Codes, Part 6 Customer: *Nods at box on the counter, grunts.* Me: "Were you looking to send ...
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Read Self-Propelled To The Realization I worked at a franchise gym. We had to give every prospective client a tour be...
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Read You Don’t Have To Crust The Process Cashier: "Okay, that'll be ready in six to seven minutes." Me: "Really?! Tha...
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Read This Is Tire-ing On An Epic Scale Me: "We only sell auto tires here. There's a farm supply store at—" Customer: ...
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Read Egg-sactly Where You Left It Growing up, our family always made an evening of coloring Easter eggs. We typically...
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Read Nature Called… And Landed Then I hear a crack above my head, and two things fall and land on me. The first is a ...
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Read Yippee-ki-yay Every Half Hour Waaay back in the early 90s, I used to work in the office at a ten-screen movie th...
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Read For about 3 years, my brother-in-law may have been on the lowest sodium diet that has ever been imagined. It was...
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Read The Water Cycle Meets The Generational Wealth Cycle A bunch of teenagers are on a school trip to the ski resort ...
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Read One Shocking Misunderstanding After Another Me: "What makes you think you need defibrillation?" Patient: "I don'...
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Read It’s Remembrance Sunday, November 10 (Veteran’s Day would be the US equivalent) and my dad had to pop out for a ...
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Read My eight-year-old is reading a book aloud, One Monster After Another, which features a succession of monsters ad...
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Read A Bad Read On A Good Deed She began fumbling in her purse for her keys. Then, as she was leaving, she said, "And...
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Read I’m five-foot-five (1.65m)–this is relevant. I’m reading a notice board at work when I hear a coworker walk up b...
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Read Tax: The Naked Truth Customer: "That's ridiculous! Why do I have to pay tax?" Me: "...Because everyone has to. G...
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Read In a prehistoric time (the mid 1980’s) I was interviewing for a position as a high school teacher in a district ...
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Read Canada might not be the land of permanent snow that the stereotype proclaims, but when it does snow, it does UGL...
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Read Eggs-actly The Right Amount Customer: "Where are all your chocolate eggs?" Me: "Easter is over, madam." Customer...
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Read Cracking The System Customer: "Are any of these going to be discounted today?" Me: "No, madam. The easter eggs a...
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Read When They Find Out They Will Be Cross Customer: "Why are you closed on Sunday?!" Me: "It's Easter, ma'am." Read ...