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    Read [At my favorite arcade when I was in college, they had a game called “Marble Madness”. The object of the game wa...

  • Entitlement Was Through The Roof

    Read Entitlement Was Through The Roof Guy: "It would only be for, like, a few hours. Could I use a room that's alread...

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    Read [My mother used to buy $50 gift cards at large chain grocery store, then use them for her own purchases. Each on...

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    Read Hungary, 1980s I was a little girl way back, in the biggest Budapest mall at the time, Sugár (“Ray of light”, li...

  • The Best-Laid Plans Of Cars And Men

    Read The Best-Laid Plans Of Cars And Men Caller: "I've been told it's illegal to drive without insurance, so apparent...

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    Read Overheard on a lunch break: Coworker #1: Hey, [Coworker #2], what happened to that friend of yours? Coworker #2:...

  • Proof He Tried

    Read Proof He Tried Customer: "Do you have any non-alcoholic beers?" Me: "Yes, we have three." I tell him the options...

  • The Breakfast Club: After Dark

    Read The Breakfast Club: After Dark Guest: "What time does the continental breakfast start?" Me: "That starts at seve...

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    Read Soup-er Entitled One Sunday, no server wants to take their table, so our manager does it herself. Manager: "If t...

  • On The Road To Riches

    Read On The Road To Riches My commute to and from work is just under an hour each way. One day I was literally taking...

  • Bitter About The Sweet Deal

    Read Bitter About The Sweet Deal It's the afternoon of November 1, and a customer is upset that we have no discounted...

  • Bridger-Ton Of Blood

    Read Bridger-Ton Of Blood Customer: "I need to return this." Me: "I'm sorry, but we don't accept returns on Halloween...

  • When The Job Market Is So Bad, People Are Fired Without Being Hired

    Read When The Job Market Is So Bad, People Are Fired Without Being Hired Customer: "Help me pick a new camera." Me: "...

  • Boo Gave A Boo-Boo

    Read Boo Gave A Boo-Boo My three-year-old has conversations with our/her cat, Boo. Last week, she was up before me an...

  • Not All Heroes Wear Capes, Some Come In Cat-Patterned Dresses

    Read Not All Heroes Wear Capes, Some Come In Cat-Patterned Dresses Life moved on, and I lost my job, so I reapplied a...

  • Something Old, Something New, Something Worn, No Refund For You

    Read Something Old, Something New, Something Worn, No Refund For You Ugh, wedding season. A scary number of women wou...

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    Read I was a teenager at my first job at a supermarket. I’m currently bringing in the empty carts from the parking lo...

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    Read My sister and I’s conversation while she was baking cookies. Me: Yo, what ya making Her: stuff Me: *I was joking...

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    Read (My brother recently started dating a new guy. He was nervous to tell me at first because, as the older sibling,...

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    Read Here’s my story of the one time I didn’t leave a tip. I’ll let you decide if it was fully deserved. Three friend...