Entries
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Read Finally Seeing The Error Of Their Ways We're all doing a math test, and we're allowed to use calculators. The te...
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Read Talking to my six and four year old nieces over FaceTime. It was the younger ones birthday not long ago and so I...
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Read A Door Buster Me: "Hello, I'm [My Name], the night auditor from the front desk. I’m following up on a noise comp...
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Read Over 50 years ago I attended a very new Catholic high school, the second year it was open. The class ahead of us...
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Read Critical Mass is a regular event where cyclists ride around a city. The point is to promote cycling. They regula...
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Read Not Even An Outside Chance A customer is asking about the types of curtain rods we sell. Customer: "Will this cu...
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Read Her Pronouns Are “Idiot” Just for the record, I believe I spoke very clearly, and there didn’t seem to be any so...
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Read My girlfriend and I were heading out during the day to a local pub. In the UK, pubs are less of a fully adult en...
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Read Fuel For Thought Customer: "You got any discounts?" Me: "No, sir." Customer: "But your prices are insane! You mu...
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Read A Tactic That Comes In Handy My coworker has polydactyly, which in his case means he has six fingers on his righ...
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Read A Full Signal That You Should Hang Up Whenever I get a customer coming through my checkout lane while they're on...
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Read When Out Of Office Becomes Permanent Helpdesk: "Hi, we have an issue that needs to be escalated to the system ad...
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Read It’s Always The Employees Who Get The Raw Deal Customer: "Eww! What's this?" Me: "The steak tartare. That's what...
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Read Adding Insult To Injury First, he was written up for violating procedure and not complying; the union was unable...
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Read Laptop Flop, Part 47 Me: "Ma'am, it looks like the battery is at 1%. Did you charge this at home?" Customer: "No...
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Read Not Playing Twenty Questions About The Ten Cashier: "Okay, goodnight!" Me: "Not until I get my $10 change, haha!...
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Read The Next Smartphone Generation Customer: "I want the 10% discount." *Points to a banner.* Me: "Those are for sig...
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Read Do Not Password, Do Not Pass Go, Part 7 Me: "You can change your own password on your laptop." Caller: "No. I do...
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Read Note-ably Dishonest Me: "That comes to $21.50." Customer: *Holds up a single twenty.* "This is all I have." Me: ...
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Read New Wuthering Heights Of Pettiness Twenty years ago, a friend of mine used to manage a bar, and if the punters w...