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    Read I´m practical nurse and i was at night shift at hospital. It was a very busy night. So many disoriented patients...

  • Got You Bread To Rights

    Read Got You Bread To Rights Customer's Daughter: "I WANT MY MONEY BACK! MY MOM'S FOOD IS INEDIBLE, AND THE BREAD IS ...

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    Read I’m from out of state and staying with my parents for a long weekend. We will be preparing some food for a small...

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    Read There are many stories here about people being mistaken for much younger. My story is a little twist. I did have...

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    Read My local school buses have a sign on the back that says “This bus does not” in black and “turn on red” in red. B...

  • Do I Look Like A Lobbyist?

    Read Do I Look Like A Lobbyist? Visitor: "Does this elevator go to the lobby?" Me: "That depends on which lobby; ther...

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    Read (Growing up, we had a black Labrador who was my dad’s working gun dog. He was a sweet pup but as a working dog h...

  • Zach Attack

    Read Zach Attack Me: "What would you like it to say?" Customer: "Happy birthday, Zachary." Me: "How is that spelled?"...

  • Lemon Aid

    Read Lemon Aid I was managing the floor of my restaurant when my server came to the back looking terrified and confus...

  • Wing And A Miss

    Read Wing And A Miss After confirming it was not under any other names, I double-checked if their order was this loca...

  • Please Observe The Advantage Of Patience

    Read Please Observe The Advantage Of Patience I was officiating a match when an attacker tried to dribble past a defe...

  • Math Is Your Friend, Part 22

    Read Math Is Your Friend, Part 22 Customer: "Aren't those apples $2.49 a pound? Why are you charging me more than tha...

  • Restarting The Annual Tradition

    Read Restarting The Annual Tradition Our internal software goes through an annual update, but the update process has ...

  • The Laws Of Physics Vs. The Laws Of Men

    Read The Laws Of Physics Vs. The Laws Of Men As far as I could tell, their working theory was that I had hit the util...

  • A Series Of Increasingly Worse Wardrobe Malfunctions

    Read A Series Of Increasingly Worse Wardrobe Malfunctions I used to work in IKEA in the section that sold wardrobes. ...

  • To Err Is Human, To Correct Everyone Else Is Pernickety

    Read To Err Is Human, To Correct Everyone Else Is Pernickety Boss: "Just a few notes and corrections here and there. ...

  • Inventive Trauma

    Read Inventive Trauma Customer: "Please, let me come in! I'll be quick! Just this once!" Me: "Sorry, last time I let ...

  • Picture Perfect Compliance

    Read Picture Perfect Compliance The next morning, my supervisor says: Supervisor: "I have a write-up for you." Me: *P...

  • A Little Bit Of Password By My Side

    Read A Little Bit Of Password By My Side I can see that it's a woman's name, so I throw a hint his way (for reasons t...

  • Milking The Question For All It’s Worth

    Read Milking The Question For All It’s Worth Customer: "So, the tres leche cake. That means three milks cake, right? ...