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Read Note-ably Dishonest Me: "That comes to $21.50." Customer: *Holds up a single twenty.* "This is all I have." Me: ...
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Read New Wuthering Heights Of Pettiness Twenty years ago, a friend of mine used to manage a bar, and if the punters w...
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Read We Know Who We Wish The Crocodile Would Really Eat I went to the movie theater to watch the latest terrible Big ...
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Read Giving My Two Cents… Literally, Part 2 Customer: "Hey! You're overcharging me by two pennies!" Me: "The machine ...
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Read Withdraw That Statement Me: "Can we have [thing], mummy?" Mum: "No." And so, it continued, until she got fed up ...
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Read Bone-Headed Strategy Friend: "I use my necromancy on the fossils to—" Me: "—sorry to be that guy, but uh, you ca...
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Read Bolting Shut That Conversation I'm a cashier at a hardware store. We sell a lot of loose items, like nuts, washe...
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Read I was working the counter at a restaurant in a hipster food hall when I overheard this conversation between thre...
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Read Yoghurt Be Kidding Me I walk into his room and find him happily eating a yoghurt. Me: "Sir! What are you doing? ...
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Read My parents separated when I was 13 but co-parented well, I lived with my mom primarily. When I was 17, my mom st...
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Read [It’s early May, 2025. I’m on break and quietly talking with Coworker #1.] Me: “…and that’s why I never have, do...
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Read A Stock Shock A customer came into the store and asked for a set of salt and pepper grinders. We currently don't...
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Read There is a highway called “The Pali Highway” that runs across south east Oahu which connects Honolulu and the Wi...
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Read When I got a retail job in my late teens, the uniform required black pants. I quickly discovered that reasonably...
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Read A Smoking Hot Take Me: "Sir, please don't smoke." *I point to the sign.* Customer: "That sign is for your employ...
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Read I work for an engraving firm. We mostly make signage, but we also engrave trophies or prizes for different types...
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Read Some Callers Are Simply A Gas A call comes in, and I give my greeting, asking if this is an emergency. Caller: "...
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Read My Head Megahertz, Part 5 Me: "I meant how big the memory needed to be. Did your grandson mention anything like ...
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Read When They Wear Their Sunday Best, Expect The Sunday Worst, Part 5 Other Customer: "I hope today's sermon about b...
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Read Refusing To Weather These Demands Me: "The news is saying that due to the snowstorm, the government is issuing a...