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    Read I used to work as an IT field tech. Many of our clients were very large, well-known retail chains with lots of b...

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    Read This happened during my senior year of highschool, at the beginning of the school year. Emergencies and fire dri...

  • What’s Scary Is This Happens Every Year

    Read What’s Scary Is This Happens Every Year It's Halloween, and a customer is huffing and puffing in the seasonal ca...

  • Trick Or Beat

    Read Trick Or Beat I'm a police officer. My partner and I are reviewing our assigned shifts for the week ahead. Partn...

  • Stop Trying To Make “UPC” Happen!

    Read Stop Trying To Make “UPC” Happen! It's the day before Halloween, so as a party supply and costume store, it's ou...

  • Dead On Time

    Read Dead On Time The following Monday, at exactly 9:55 AM, the back-door buzzer sounds. Me: "That's strange. We don'...

  • Spirit Of Miscommunication

    Read Spirit Of Miscommunication We've just opened, and I have had back-to-back cash returns. This is a problem as our...

  • Tanjiro, Rumi, Mira, And Zoey Walk Into A Store…

    Read Tanjiro, Rumi, Mira, And Zoey Walk Into A Store… Customer: "I can’t understand any of this. My kids want to dres...

  • That’s One BIG Stain

    Read That’s One BIG Stain I work for a dry cleaner. I get a call a few days before Halloween. Caller: "Can you clean ...

  • Zeus, Fast As Lightning

    Read Zeus, Fast As Lightning I opened the door, candy bowl in hand, as they crowded forward. Our older dog, Zeus, ant...

  • When The Sugar Rush Hits

    Read When The Sugar Rush Hits It is Halloween. Several of the houses in my neighborhood have their candy bowls set up...

  • Booked Solid For Halloween

    Read Booked Solid For Halloween Me: "We've had customers all month coming in to take out our Halloween books, so unfo...

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    Read When I started my Ph.D. many years ago, my prof was a big cheese, with three Ph.D. students and several masters ...

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    Read It’s about 6pm Sarurday and we have both a winter storm warning until Monday morning and cold weather advisory u...

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    Read (My younger sibling and I are playing the original LEGO Batman game, me having recently bought it on my Xbox so ...

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    Read My home life while at school was pretty rough with a lot of emotional abuse thrown in. Due to this I was booked ...

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    Read I took a flight once. I parked at the farthest long-term parking lot because it was cheap. After my return fligh...

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    Read Back in 1995, the area my mother lives in incorporated as a city – it was county land prior to that. That first ...

  • Eau De Sasquatch

    Read Eau De Sasquatch I work as a forest ranger. One morning, a camper approaches me looking concerned. Camper: "Hey,...

  • The Devil’s In The Retails

    Read The Devil’s In The Retails I saw this sign on the front door of a convenience store during the Halloween season....