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  • Phishing For Attention

    Read Phishing For Attention Colleague: "[Store] has this thing I want that I saw on their Facebook. I went there to b...

  • It’s A Good Thing There’s No Gas Because Snapping That Hard Causes Sparks!

    Read It’s A Good Thing There’s No Gas Because Snapping That Hard Causes Sparks! I was running a gas station all alone...

  • Queue The Irony

    Read Queue The Irony I was working retail on Easter one year, and we were slammed. The lines were really long, and I ...

  • The One-Customer Policy: Invented By That One Customer

    Read The One-Customer Policy: Invented By That One Customer Customer: "Why does the sign say that you close at 3 PM t...

  • This Easter, Be Thankful

    Read This Easter, Be Thankful Mom: "Weekend? Doesn’t Easter fall on a Thursday this year?" Read This Easter, Be Thankful

  • And They Come Out Chocolate, Too!

    Read And They Come Out Chocolate, Too! My neighbor always brags about having a master's degree and harps on about how...

  • The Easter Dummy

    Read The Easter Dummy The next morning, we walk in to find three missed calls and a voicemail left at 7:45 AM, compla...

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    Read This is probably the single greatest moment of human togetherness I will ever experience: About twenty years ago...

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    Read For the last 4 years, I was the go to girl. The one who did basically everything but without the “manager” title...

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    Read It is my husband’s and I’s first child so we decide to take a “Baby Birth Blast Class”, which basically tells us...

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    Read We’re a bunch of college students sitting in a Cafe and chatting. Our major is geological science, and what we’r...

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    Read [During the COVID crisis, we decide to use the local grocery store’s shopping & delivery service. In our subdivi...

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    Read For several weeks we were negotiating with this company and whenever replying to my emails, the guy i was speaki...

  • A Pretty Gourd Deal, But For Who?

    Read A Pretty Gourd Deal, But For Who? Customer: "If I buy a pumpkin, can you give me change for a hundred?" Me: "I d...

  • But Have You Checked MY Back?

    Read But Have You Checked MY Back? Me: "Was she looking for a wireless controller for the Xbox?" Manager: "Yeah, but ...

  • Rack And Ruin

    Read Rack And Ruin We had to reach out to the facilities manager. As I am in Richmond, Virginia, and the data center ...

  • Out Of Stock Answers

    Read Out Of Stock Answers Me: "Sorry, we don’t have any out back. They’re a sale item, so any left will be out on the...

  • What Do They Think A Married Couple Looks Like?!

    Read What Do They Think A Married Couple Looks Like?! Customer: "No, I said I wanted a couple of wings." Me: "That is...

  • A One Body Problem

    Read A One Body Problem Once I can see that the food runners have delivered the lobster and other dishes, I head over...

  • Some Kids Are Rare Birds

    Read Some Kids Are Rare Birds He's very chatty all the way to the farm, he loudly sings all the Easter songs he knows...