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Read Hard Reset Your Expectations I'm working close to one of the office bosses who is known for being impatient and ...
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Read Do Not Password, Do Not Pass Go, Part 8 Caller: "Can you help me? I forgot my Facebook password." Me: "Okay, no ...
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Read A Stable Argument One time, at the dinner table, my brother said something funny, and I laughed loudly while sti...
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Read Of Power Tools And Seoul Food I work in the tool industry, so I guess I give off a smell of competence when it c...
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Read HTMLarceny I had a potential web developer client send me their competitor's site. Client: "I want you to take t...
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Read I worked in technical support at a website hosting company in the early ’10s. One day we get a call from a furio...
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Read Toe-tally Incredible Doctor: "So, [Boy's Name], what have we learned today?" Boy: "That Hulk flip-flops are not ...
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Read My boss Alison always liked to “brag” that she never read books. As someone who loves to read, I found that a li...
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Read I was taking the bus yesterday, and we were heading along into the city. There were maybe a dozen people on the ...
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Read Cabin Fee-ver The woman said she was interested in renting our cabin and was wondering if there was any sort of ...
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Read My friends and I are eating at a fairly popular regional chain before heading to the bookstore. They had an item...
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Read 24 years ago, I was training as an Arabic linguist for the military, so when 9/11 happened, our little, open tra...
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Read Always Open To Interpretation Me: "We're open 24/7." Customer: "24 days a month, 7 months a year?" Me: "Yeah, wa...
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Read (I work in a gift shop in a large midwestern mall. A small child and her dad are in the kids’ section by a wall ...
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Read Left With No Other Option Caller: "How do I get to your store?" Me: "Where are you coming from?" Caller: "Home! ...
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Read Refunder Blunder, Part 83 Me: "Can I see the receipt?" Customer: "I lost it, but you sell this!" Me: "Yes, we do...
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Read Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 7 C...
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Read Giving Notice And Taking Notes Manager: "Ohhh, I didn’t know you were still here." I looked her directly in the ...
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Read From Magaluf To Mandarin Customer: "Why haven't you been able to fix it yet? I thought you were experts?" Me: "I...
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Read A Tipping Tip Guest: "Tell your housekeeping people thanks for cleaning my room, but they didn't take the tip!" ...