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Read A Day One Number Two I start working at a clothing chain. On my first day, a customer brings in a pair of pants ...
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Read Sticker Shock Parent: "What assurance do I have that it isn't permanent?" Me: "Because it's fifty cents, and the...
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Read Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese It's 9:30 am on a Wednesday, and I'm absolutely, 100% zoning out at this meeting...
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Read Very Grave Concerns Me: "Yes, ma'am. That location has one left in stock. You can collect it there, or I can see...
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Read Seeing Is Believing… If A Man Says It Boss: "So, what's up today, [My Name]? This is what, the third time at lea...
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Read Fowl Play On Words Customer: "Why is the whole bird $4.99 and the large breast $6.99?" Me: "That's a turkey brea...
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Read Voice Of No Reason Their in-app support is fairly fast, but they reply almost exclusively using voice messages. ...
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Read Staying Ahead Of His Thirst I'm working on Halloween night when a customer dressed as the Headless Horseman come...
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Read Trick Or Yeet I was in a convenience store on Halloween night. There were bowls of candy at the registers, each ...
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Read HR You Serious? Friend: "I've met all my targets every year, but I haven't received a raise in three or four yea...
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Read The Yolk’s On You I love eggs, and I make eggs for breakfast pretty much every day. I'm good at making them the ...
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Read Pee-C Gaming A customer has brought a laptop in for repair. Me: "Has the laptop been in contact with any liquid?...
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Read None Of These Are Gourd Enough! Another mom and her daughter, who was probably about twelve to fourteen years ol...
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Read Watching ‘A Quiet Place’… Eventually Man: "SHUT UP!" Teenager: "Come here and say that!" The man stands up. He's...
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Read Steak It Up With Her Customer: "Can you have the steak remade? I didn't want the sauce my friend poured on it." ...
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Read Many moons ago a certain Korean song performed by a man with a three-letter name was all the rage. Nowadays, I l...
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Read A Siren Call To Justice When I was in sixth form (early college in the UK), there was a group of teenage idiots ...
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Read Read The Signs, Read The Room, Read… Anything! Old Woman: "My appointment was twenty minutes ago." Nurse: "Well,...
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Read I am the manager at a coffee shop. One day, I hear shouting from the front; I go out to find two men storming ou...
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Read Home Is Where… Again? She calls the Location X direct number, so I schedule the appointments at Location X. I ma...