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  • From Magaluf To Mandarin

    Read From Magaluf To Mandarin Customer: "Why haven't you been able to fix it yet? I thought you were experts?" Me: "I...

  • A Tipping Tip

    Read A Tipping Tip Guest: "Tell your housekeeping people thanks for cleaning my room, but they didn't take the tip!" ...

  • Paying It Forward Does A Backstep

    Read Paying It Forward Does A Backstep The other day, a random lady asked me to pay for his bill on the downlow, just...

  • Cheeting Death

    Read Cheeting Death My husband's grandmother LOVES Cheetos. She lived alone for the last decade since her husband pas...

  • A Major League Slip-Up

    Read A Major League Slip-Up I was watching a girls' youth softball game as a proud dad of one of the players. The bat...

  • Bread On Arrival

    Read Bread On Arrival Customer: "Hello. I want to submit a complaint about this toaster that I purchased online. I ha...

  • Untitled

    Read About 10 years ago, I submitted a story about a lady who pulled over to tell me to pick up after my dog, to whic...

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    Read I’m a teenager and I was in my grandma’s room (she lives with my family due to a medical condition) talking to h...

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    Read I do I9 (identity verification for jobs) and fingerprinting as a side hustle here at the studio, so appointments...

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    Read I work at the public finance center at the general reception desk. I am in training and my coworker and I receiv...

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    Read I work the ticket counter at a movie theatre. It is the last day we’ll have ”Boss Baby” playing. A girl who migh...

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    Read I am at the local minor league ballpark and it is dog night. The young woman behind me is “gentle parenting” her...

  • Some Guests Require You To Throw In The Towel

    Read Some Guests Require You To Throw In The Towel Guest: *Calling back.* "There are no fresh bathroom supplies!" Cow...

  • Pasta Point Of Recognition

    Read Pasta Point Of Recognition Customer: "Can I have the chicken fettuccine alfredo, without the fettuccine?" Me: "U...

  • Quit Pro Quo

    Read Quit Pro Quo Owner's Son: "If you guys want raises, you should all come into the office individually and tell me...

  • Hope For The Best, Prepare For The Worst?

    Read Hope For The Best, Prepare For The Worst? I work in a card store. A customer walks in and grabs the first "Wishi...

  • Phone Appétit

    Read Phone Appétit Customer: "Hey, why is my phone not working properly?" He shows me a plastic phone. Me: "Uh… well,...

  • You’ve Bought Your Bed Now Lie In It

    Read You’ve Bought Your Bed Now Lie In It The guest books a room with two king beds. He checks in. Goes to the room. ...

  • Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, But There Are Exceptions

    Read Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, But There Are Exceptions A [Local Route] bus drives up to the bay, disembarks...

  • A Disconnect From Reality

    Read A Disconnect From Reality Caller: "Why are you still charging me?!" Me: "For your phone service?" Caller: "Yeah!...