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Read H2-D’oh!, Part 16 Customer: "Excuse me, you put too much ice in this water." Me: "Sorry, ma'am, I'll bring you a...
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Read A Long Tip Home Customer: "I don't have enough fare for the subway. Can I have $1?" Me: "No. I can't give out ca...
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Read VIN and Bear It Two months later, I got a demand letter from the tow yard. Now… I have a friend… and his Mom… sh...
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Read Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 7 Customer: "A mocha latte." Me: "Is that a latte with mocha syrup and no wh...
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Read A Cost-Benefit Analysis On Caring Today we're attending a training class that covers the basics of tax assessmen...
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Read License And Recognition On one trip back, I was stopped by Highway Patrol half a mile from my exit, and here is ...
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Read It’s All Smoke And Grillers Customer: *Calling me over.* "I need to complain." Me: "What's the issue, sir?" Cust...
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Read When In Doubt, Spread Them Out Supervisor: "I heard that you and [Coworker] don't really get along." Me: "It's n...
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Read Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 6 C...
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Read Deaf To Reason, Part 20 Me: "If both ears flare up, I can’t come in." *I work outside with the public.* "Not wea...
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Read Knows Zip About Zip Codes, Part 6 Customer: *Nods at box on the counter, grunts.* Me: "Were you looking to send ...
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Read Self-Propelled To The Realization I worked at a franchise gym. We had to give every prospective client a tour be...
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Read You Don’t Have To Crust The Process Cashier: "Okay, that'll be ready in six to seven minutes." Me: "Really?! Tha...
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Read This Is Tire-ing On An Epic Scale Me: "We only sell auto tires here. There's a farm supply store at—" Customer: ...
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Read Egg-sactly Where You Left It Growing up, our family always made an evening of coloring Easter eggs. We typically...
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Read Nature Called… And Landed Then I hear a crack above my head, and two things fall and land on me. The first is a ...
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Read Yippee-ki-yay Every Half Hour Waaay back in the early 90s, I used to work in the office at a ten-screen movie th...
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Read For about 3 years, my brother-in-law may have been on the lowest sodium diet that has ever been imagined. It was...
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Read The Water Cycle Meets The Generational Wealth Cycle A bunch of teenagers are on a school trip to the ski resort ...
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Read One Shocking Misunderstanding After Another Me: "What makes you think you need defibrillation?" Patient: "I don'...