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  • Playtime’s Over

    Read Playtime’s Over Coworker: "Our customer here wants to return a year-old item and get a refund." Me: *To the cust...

  • Has No Shelf Control

    Read Has No Shelf Control Manager: "Sir, everyone here, myself included, has nothing but respect for the veterans of ...

  • Queue The Sarcasm

    Read Queue The Sarcasm Customer: "Can't you open another till?" And I'm just like... WTF man? If we HAD anyone else w...

  • Your First Mistake Was Looking For Logic In Hate

    Read Your First Mistake Was Looking For Logic In Hate I recently had a conversation with my Slavic mother that shows ...

  • Overthinking Plot Points Will Be Your Kryptonite

    Read Overthinking Plot Points Will Be Your Kryptonite Some friends and I have just come out of the cinema, walking th...

  • This Attempt Does Not Get A Pass

    Read This Attempt Does Not Get A Pass Caller: "When I came to see a movie, I had to leave because a group of guys wer...

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    Read I’m the OP from this story https://notalwaysright.com/this-went-on-for-nine-years-and-eleven-months-longer-than-...

  • The Sum of All Honesty

    Read The Sum of All Honesty Teacher: "Am I boring you, [My Name]?" Me: "Yes." Teacher: "What?!" Me: "Yes, you're bori...

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    Read My coworker had a little too much to drink at a work function. I lived very close by and she had been to my hous...

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    Read I work in Order Entry, the only lady in an office of 20ish men. I take many trips to the office printer in a day...

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    Read My company has two out-of-phase directives for our tax preparers. One directive is that tax preparers are requir...

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    Read In my 12th grade year, I took anatomy as my required science credit. My teacher was a nice middle-aged man who o...

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    Read My friend asked me to deliver a few things to her house. I told her I was on my way but she wasn’t there, so she...

  • Land Of The No Free Time

    Read Land Of The No Free Time Customer: "It was a great game. Why didn't you watch it?" Me: "I was working." Customer...

  • A Lesson In Hospitality

    Read A Lesson In Hospitality Teenage Daughter: "Mom, why are you being like this?" Teenage Son: "Yeah, mom, don't be ...

  • The Mane Complaint

    Read The Mane Complaint Me: "I just found this in my burrito." Cashier: "Okay? What do you want me to do?" Me: "Give ...

  • If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 13

    Read If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 13 Owner: "Can I help you?" Me: "The kids wanted to get a chai, ...

  • CPRoni Pizza

    Read CPRoni Pizza Woman: "You were very rude when you were telling people what to do! Who gave you the right to bark ...

  • California Dreamin’ Of A Lottery Win

    Read California Dreamin’ Of A Lottery Win Customer: "What do you mean I’m not old enough? It’s 18+ to play." Me: "No,...

  • Taking The High Ground, Part 2

    Read Taking The High Ground, Part 2 My older brother is what you would consider an adrenaline junkie. He's jumped off...