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    Read My office jobs lets us out at 2pm on Fridays, so I usually treat myself to a late lunch/early dinner somewhere t...

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    Read This (https://notalwaysright.com/390430-2/390430/) reminds me of one of my favorite “instant Karma” stories. Tur...

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    Read I was selling some stuff and reached agreement with a customer who wanted me to use UPS and send the stuff COD t...

  • Candy Crushed That Operation

    Read Candy Crushed That Operation Guard: "What are you doing?" The scene ahead was something I didn't think I'd see. ...

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    Read We had a departmental pot luck, and a lot of international students. One guy Jamal from the middle east was my f...

  • Return To Pretender

    Read Return To Pretender I work in a call centre handling financial accounts. Me: "Hello, how can I help?" Caller: "M...

  • Went With The Nuclear Option

    Read Went With The Nuclear Option Me: "Does the stick work on another computer?" Caller: "No. We tried my wife's lapt...

  • Talk To The Owner If You’re A Gluten For Punishment

    Read Talk To The Owner If You’re A Gluten For Punishment I settle into the booth and overhear the customer one booth ...

  • Please Resign

    Read Please Resign Drawings for aircraft parts require multiple signatures from specialists in different fields: desi...

  • Hopefully, History’s Not Gonna Repeat Itself

    Read Hopefully, History’s Not Gonna Repeat Itself A customer returns a laptop, complaining about the ads he sees onli...

  • The Man In The Middle

    Read The Man In The Middle Then, when it was time for the appointment, I had the male intern with me, because that's ...

  • Chat GP-Meeeee!

    Read Chat GP-Meeeee! I'm calling a customer about an issue with their account. Me: "Hello, this is [Name] calling fro...

  • Decaf-inately What He Meant

    Read Decaf-inately What He Meant One morning I was pouring myself a cup of decaf since I wanted to avoid the jitters,...

  • Mall Rats And Mole People

    Read Mall Rats And Mole People Customer: "What are you doing?" Me: "I'm going to get lunch." Customer: "Yes, but in t...

  • Screen And Not Heard

    Read Screen And Not Heard On most non-event nights, the majority of our business comes from online orders, so I deal ...

  • Ain’t The View At The Top Grande?

    Read Ain’t The View At The Top Grande? Visitor: "The top of the trail was very disappointing! There wasn't anywhere t...

  • Pause And Reflect On The Paws And Neglect

    Read Pause And Reflect On The Paws And Neglect I remember back in an earlier decade, when I was young and some pet st...

  • The Saga Of The Perishable Books

    Read The Saga Of The Perishable Books Post Office Worker: "I'm sorry, but since the package was perishable, we had to...

  • Insured Against Fraud

    Read Insured Against Fraud I work at an insurance company's call center. A caller gives me his name, policy number, d...

  • Mother Knows Best Who To Interrupt

    Read Mother Knows Best Who To Interrupt Mom: "Hey, [My Name]. When is [Husband]'s appointment again? Is it this week ...