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Read For about 3 years, my brother-in-law may have been on the lowest sodium diet that has ever been imagined. It was...
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Read The Water Cycle Meets The Generational Wealth Cycle A bunch of teenagers are on a school trip to the ski resort ...
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Read One Shocking Misunderstanding After Another Me: "What makes you think you need defibrillation?" Patient: "I don'...
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Read It’s Remembrance Sunday, November 10 (Veteran’s Day would be the US equivalent) and my dad had to pop out for a ...
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Read My eight-year-old is reading a book aloud, One Monster After Another, which features a succession of monsters ad...
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Read A Bad Read On A Good Deed She began fumbling in her purse for her keys. Then, as she was leaving, she said, "And...
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Read I’m five-foot-five (1.65m)–this is relevant. I’m reading a notice board at work when I hear a coworker walk up b...
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Read Tax: The Naked Truth Customer: "That's ridiculous! Why do I have to pay tax?" Me: "...Because everyone has to. G...
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Read In a prehistoric time (the mid 1980’s) I was interviewing for a position as a high school teacher in a district ...
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Read Canada might not be the land of permanent snow that the stereotype proclaims, but when it does snow, it does UGL...
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Read Eggs-actly The Right Amount Customer: "Where are all your chocolate eggs?" Me: "Easter is over, madam." Customer...
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Read Cracking The System Customer: "Are any of these going to be discounted today?" Me: "No, madam. The easter eggs a...
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Read When They Find Out They Will Be Cross Customer: "Why are you closed on Sunday?!" Me: "It's Easter, ma'am." Read ...
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Read Phishing For Attention Colleague: "[Store] has this thing I want that I saw on their Facebook. I went there to b...
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Read It’s A Good Thing There’s No Gas Because Snapping That Hard Causes Sparks! I was running a gas station all alone...
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Read Queue The Irony I was working retail on Easter one year, and we were slammed. The lines were really long, and I ...
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Read The One-Customer Policy: Invented By That One Customer Customer: "Why does the sign say that you close at 3 PM t...
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Read This Easter, Be Thankful Mom: "Weekend? Doesn’t Easter fall on a Thursday this year?" Read This Easter, Be Thankful
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Read And They Come Out Chocolate, Too! My neighbor always brags about having a master's degree and harps on about how...
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Read The Easter Dummy The next morning, we walk in to find three missed calls and a voicemail left at 7:45 AM, compla...