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    Read My boyfriend and I have recently moved in together, along with my cat. I’m bringing in some of the furniture we’...

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    Read I’m on the train during rush hour in the morning heading into the big city to my job, just like everyone else. T...

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    Read Before I start, I don’t care about your religion, I care about who you are as a person. This happened around the...

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    Read I recently started a job where I am officially required to work 38.5 hours per week. However, my job actually al...

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    Read The customer wants me to design their personal event invitation card After reviewing several drafts, the custome...

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    Read I work in an independently-owned video games store. My boss has a glorious lack of f***s to give when it comes t...

  • The Things You Have To Poutine Up With

    Read The Things You Have To Poutine Up With Customer: "What accent was that?" Me: "Accent? I suppose you could call i...

  • When Confusion Reaches Atomic Levels

    Read When Confusion Reaches Atomic Levels Customer: "Do you have a list of ingredients for your oranges?" Me: "They'r...

  • Parcel The Buck

    Read Parcel The Buck Clerk: "You need a parcel barcode. [Parcel Pick-Up Program] doesn't accept tracking numbers." Me...

  • VIP: Very Inconvenienced Person

    Read VIP: Very Inconvenienced Person Customer: *Handing over a bank card.* "I want to withdraw $1,000." Me: "Can I se...

  • Very Personal Data Protection

    Read Very Personal Data Protection German Colleague: "So then we access the sodomised data via—" Meeting Chair: "—Pse...

  • Check Out This Guy

    Read Check Out This Guy Guest: "You charged me for a two-week stay when he only stayed at your hotel for two days!" M...

  • Managers Expect You To Go The Extra Mile(s)

    Read Managers Expect You To Go The Extra Mile(s) Coworker: "That can’t be right. You go to Ohio every month. Why woul...

  • App To No Good

    Read App To No Good Customer: "My iPhone is broken! It doesn't have WhatsApp!" Me: "I'll be happy to help you, but pl...

  • Disc Jockeying For Position

    Read Disc Jockeying For Position So I grab my notepad and my pen, take a deep breath, and proceed down the hall towar...

  • Roman Holiday, The American Way

    Read Roman Holiday, The American Way A tourist family walks into the restaurant. I greet them, give them some menus, ...

  • Snow Much For Stocking Up

    Read Snow Much For Stocking Up A snowstorm was being forecasted in our area that would extend to the next day. The st...

  • Open To Interpretation

    Read Open To Interpretation I got about twenty feet into the store and was looking at a painting when I was suddenly ...

  • Your Ex Is Trash

    Read Your Ex Is Trash Husband: "That's Bob, my sister's ex. The one that broke her laptop after she caught him cheati...

  • You Only Have A Half Fizzbin

    Read You Only Have A Half Fizzbin Customer: "This light came on!" She pointed to the check engine light with concern ...