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Read If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 13 Owner: "Can I help you?" Me: "The kids wanted to get a chai, ...
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Read CPRoni Pizza Woman: "You were very rude when you were telling people what to do! Who gave you the right to bark ...
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Read California Dreamin’ Of A Lottery Win Customer: "What do you mean I’m not old enough? It’s 18+ to play." Me: "No,...
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Read Taking The High Ground, Part 2 My older brother is what you would consider an adrenaline junkie. He's jumped off...
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Read Don’t Lose Your Head Over It I'm in college. One of my farm boy roommates (I love the guy, but d***) was absolut...
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Read Getting Tired Of This Knit Customer: "How do I knit this sweater?" Me: "Hmm, I’m not sure. I’ve never knitted be...
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Read My mother told me this story. When I was in elementary school, she went to a casual mom group about once a week....
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Read My husband, his parents and I are on a trip across Europe. We stop at a restaurant, have a wonderful meal, pay a...
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Read (*The2nd of June is Italy’s Republic Day, basically the main lay holiday for Italy. For the longest time it was ...
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Read I was on a European tour that included a stop in the capital city of the small principality of Liechtenstein. I ...
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Read I was using the bathroom at a public library when a group of teenage girls walked in. They looked to be on a spo...
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Read I sitting in my room reading Not Always Right, when my younger brother comes in to change his clothes as we are ...
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Read Bigotry In A Can Customer: "No! The ad for these cans said two for a dollar!" Cashier: "At [Big Superstore], not...
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Read Manual Labor Caller: "Okay, but we need you to set it up for us." Me: "Have you read the setup manual?" Caller: ...
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Read They Kneaded Better Timing I stopped at a sandwich restaurant at 11:10 PM, the only place whose lobby is open. W...
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Read Flat Out Confused Customer: "Okay, but what would I do with the screwdriver when I'm done with it?" Me: "…Put it...
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Read Four Better Or Worse As I'm stocking the greeting card section, I notice something about the latest stock. Me: "...
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Read The Only Dense Thing Here Is The Customer Customer: "Can I get the ice not floating?" Me: *Puzzled.* "You mean… ...
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Read Working The Knife Shift I work as a cook at an assisted living facility. One day, I’m the morning cook, having b...
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Read Bittersuite Symphony Guest: "Mr. [Guest's Name], Extra Super Duper Elite member, for the Poopy Doopy Suite." Con...