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  • Spread The Wrong Sheet

    Read Spread The Wrong Sheet The project manager, a brilliant but non-technical guy, looked at all this and decided th...

  • Back(gate)fired

    Read Back(gate)fired Me: "Can I see a gate pass?" Guy: "Dude, you must be new. Look, I know the manager just let me i...

  • Over The Moon

    Read Over The Moon Since it's a quiet weekday at the bar, I'm watching footage of the Artemis mission as it travels t...

  • The Joke Didn’t Land…line

    Read The Joke Didn’t Land…line Bob had been with the company as a front-line phone agent for fifteen years. They had ...

  • Dating The Couponator

    Read Dating The Couponator Boyfriend: "Oh, I have a coupon for a dollar off the nachos, but I left it at home. Can I ...

  • What Waxes On, Must Wax Off

    Read What Waxes On, Must Wax Off A customer walks up to a display of some fancy candles in a jar, ranging in price fr...

  • Dad’s Cardboard Crusade

    Read Dad’s Cardboard Crusade Dad: "I promised the charity they could have them! I can’t go back on my word! I’ve got ...

  • That’s Just Not Right…

    Read That’s Just Not Right… Friend: "I won't be able to drive in Australia. I have to move to America before I can dr...

  • “Calling” Your Bluff

    Read “Calling” Your Bluff Today is a holiday, so I'm the only one working. Caller: "I've called ten times this mornin...

  • Untitled

    Read I work for a coffee shop with a two tailed siren as a logo. A woman came in with a little tiny chihuahua in a ha...

  • Aura You Serious?

    Read Aura You Serious? Nurse: "[Patient] is asking to speak with you." Doctor: "Didn't we discharge him? I prescribed...

  • Untitled

    Read This is the story of how my grade school teacher in the early aughties got fired for saving my ass. I wasn’t ver...

  • This Story Will Produce A Reaction

    Read This Story Will Produce A Reaction Fast forward to about half an hour later, my manager comes running up to me a...

  • Untitled

    Read *Guardians of the Galaxy* Vol 1 has just been released, and since my friends and I have seen the trailers, we’re...

  • Untitled

    Read Reading https://notalwaysright.com/from-dastardly-divorce-dealings-to-a-meow-velous-mystery/372494/ reminded me ...

  • Untitled

    Read One evening, I go to the grocery store while wearing a sweatshirt with a very large Snoopy embroidered on it. Ca...

  • Pie Beg Your Pardon?

    Read Pie Beg Your Pardon? A customer comes into the late-night pizza joint: Customer: "Can I just get like a regular ...

  • Untitled

    Read My daughter and I enjoy puns. Recently, some bees made their way into the bathroom through the ceiling fan. Than...

  • From Aisle To Z

    Read From Aisle To Z I work on the side as an Instacart shopper. I get a long (loooong) grocery list from a customer....

  • Just Don’t Do It

    Read Just Don’t Do It Customer: "Where are your Jordans?" Me: "We don't sell Jordans. This is an Adidas store." Custo...