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Read That Advice Had Quite An Impact When I was around thirteen years old, I was biking home and crossed at a crosswa...
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Read The Scapegoat Cheese Customer: "This is the worst caprese I've ever had." Me: "What's wrong with it?" Customer: ...
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Read I’m part of a promo team with a large mascot-like character. Full bodysuit, minimal vision… I am what they call ...
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Read We’re a utility company in the middle of a snow storm. One towns dispatcher has called in 3 times already asking...
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Read I was reminded of a something that happened after reading this story: https://notalwaysright.com/tour-de-farce/3...
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Read Delivered Crust In Time Me: "Hey, how are you doing? What's the name on the order? I also need a signature." At ...
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Read Semi-important backstory: there are 4 BIG railroads in the US– UP, BNSF, CSX, and NS. UP and BNSF have a lot of ...
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Read Putting The ‘U’ Into Lumens Customer: "Do you sell torches that only I can see?" Me: "What do you mean?" Custome...
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Read This was in 2023, the day the Hollywood Vampires had their concert in the spandau citadel. I was 18, my mom boug...
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Read At the dawn of internet banking, there was this online bank, [Bank A], which was bombarding the television with ...
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Read Date Night: No Homo Patron: "Hi, I came to your show last night, and I'm hoping to get a refund." Me: "Oh?" Patr...
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Read Not A Fan Of The Bride Bride: "Can you dry the ground before the ceremony? I don't want my dress getting muddy."...
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Read Overnight Sensation Caller: "Next day shipping is so expensive!" Me: "Yes, we do charge extra for the expedited ...
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Read Might Be Able To Squeeze A Whole Extra Half Hour Out Of This! I clock out at 5 PM. As I am walking to do so at 4...
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Read When Our Aloha ONLY Means Goodbye I was in the kitchen when I heard raised voices from the register. I headed up...
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Read A Last Re-Sort He begins looking at the parcels. Suddenly, his face goes ghost white. Delivery Man: "Oh." Me: "W...
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Read News At Six I'm new to this store, having transferred with the retailer I work for. The company is big on guest ...
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Read Beard Today, Boss Tomorrow Coworker: "Are you going to shave before the retreat?" Future Founder: "No." Coworker...
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Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 13 Man: "Still, you want to watch your sugar at your age." O...
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Read Wheely Bad At His Job Kevin had been working with the company for a while, but he was difficult to work with. He...