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  • Snow Much For Stocking Up

    Read Snow Much For Stocking Up A snowstorm was being forecasted in our area that would extend to the next day. The st...

  • Open To Interpretation

    Read Open To Interpretation I got about twenty feet into the store and was looking at a painting when I was suddenly ...

  • Your Ex Is Trash

    Read Your Ex Is Trash Husband: "That's Bob, my sister's ex. The one that broke her laptop after she caught him cheati...

  • You Only Have A Half Fizzbin

    Read You Only Have A Half Fizzbin Customer: "This light came on!" She pointed to the check engine light with concern ...

  • A Highway To The Danger Zone

    Read A Highway To The Danger Zone He TAKES OUT HIS PHONE, OPENS THE BROWSER, AND STARTS GOOGLING! The car, naturally,...

  • Hopefully He Has Good Data Recovery

    Read Hopefully He Has Good Data Recovery Friend #1: "I heard LeVar Burton once put his cellphone in the microwave bec...

  • Gas What The Real Problem Was

    Read Gas What The Real Problem Was The tech showed up and soon confirmed a small gas leak near the furnace. He was mo...

  • Untitled

    Read Some people have never been told no, and it shows! I drive a minibus for an after school daycare. I was on my ro...

  • Pretty Problematic

    Read Pretty Problematic I'm a gymnastics coach, and sometimes I like to be melodramatic to make my students laugh. So...

  • Putting The ‘Gone’ In Doggone It

    Read Putting The ‘Gone’ In Doggone It I’m in the waiting room of a vet with my cat, waiting to be called back into an...

  • Untitled

    Read Today in stupid customer tricks: This belongs in the Retail Trauma Hall of Fame, right next to “I microwaved my ...

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    Read I’m at the beach and I overhear this: woman: I cannot BELIEVE they wouldn’t let me bring my turtle to the restau...

  • Where There’s A Bill, There’s A Way

    Read Where There’s A Bill, There’s A Way I work for a utility call center. The most frequent calls I get are for bill...

  • Untitled

    Read So this isn’t my own story per se, but thought I would share it anyways. My friend used to work as nurse in at a...

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    Read For about 30 years, I taught algebra in colleges. One of the most frequently made mistakes in algebra is imprope...

  • No Matter How You Slice It, It’s Friday

    Read No Matter How You Slice It, It’s Friday Customer: "I want that Two for Tuesday deal." Me: "It's Friday." Custome...

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    Read (Back in 2013 I worked for company with some international presence. We had scheduled a business dinner in a Chi...

  • Failed The Pup Quiz

    Read Failed The Pup Quiz Woman: "I ordered a puppy off the internet, and he's arriving in the next few days." Not a g...

  • Driving The Point Home, And Back Again

    Read Driving The Point Home, And Back Again I went to pick up a customer (worth noting she was renting a car for a we...

  • We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Board

    Read We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Board A new hire, on her first day, is standing next to me at customer service to pick...