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Read Wanna Know What’s More Fragile Than A Champagne Glass? Customer: "What the f*** is this?!" Me: "Your High Life."...
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Read Plane-ly Expecting Something Else I work for a courier company. One day, dispatch sends me to make a pickup in a...
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Read Welcome To The QSA! Me: "No, it's spelled ALBUQUERQUE." The clerk then looks at me with a straight face and info...
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Read The Last Straw Was Actually A Hair I used to work at a place where corporate had a rule that if a customer found...
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Read A New Way To Enjoy Hot Chocolate The moment my house goes quiet, I know my toddler is up to something. Every sin...
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Read Wheat And See What Happens My friends and I are ordering smoothies before a road trip to the beach. I order a wh...
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Read An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 43 Coworker: "Hi there. There is a mask mandate in place for the...
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Read I work in a gallery selling cultural art in an historic part of town. More than once, someone sees our sign outd...
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Read Hiss-terical Patients One summer, the Cat Distribution System delivered me two half-feral kittens under my porch...
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Read I’m working the front desk at an urgent care center. An older woman comes in, and I give her a quick form to fil...
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Read I needed some work at one point and decided to accept a seasonal position at [now defunct national toy store cha...
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Read Calling In The Cod Squad The owners had already explained that if the food wasn't prepared incorrectly and the c...
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Read I’m a cashier in a grocery store, and thus have a number of stock jokes I can repeat up to a dozen times a day. ...
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Read A Lick Over The Limit We're a relatively cheap motel for the area, and as such we get a lot of… um… special… gue...
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Read I have 2 different stories of which one resolved itself on its own while the other one, I very creatively fixed....
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Read I was on the elevator with another guest, heading down to the lobby. The other guest stepped off on an intermedi...
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Read This Obsession Never Bottoms Out I'm a kayaking instructor talking to a class about going down the river for the...
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Read A T-Bone Of Contention A man walks in and sits himself at a table we haven't cleaned yet. Customer: "This seat i...
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Read NO GO BOGO Customer: "Was this buy one, get one free? Coworker: "Uh, hold on, I can look that up for you." *Look...
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Read Knee Deep In Motherhood She's showing us lots of photos and videos of her baby, who is now nine months old. One ...