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  • Phrasing!

    Read Phrasing! Coordinator: "What about [Student]? Is he also attending?" Teacher: "No, he's having a baby." Coordina...

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    Read That was about a year ago. I worked in a bakery that also had a cafe. And it was the first time that I was solel...

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    Read I won my EEOC (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission) case against my employer. I knew the boss didn’t like me...

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    Read (I was recently picked up and driven to a nice family brunch, and the cousin driving us expressed how driving in...

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    Read A while ago, I submitted a story early about how my “friend” ruined my 37th birthday this past January. If it ma...

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    Read The recent stories about $2 bills reminded me of my experience doing yard work as a young teenager, many, many y...

  • That Story Doesn’t Hold Frozen Water

    Read That Story Doesn’t Hold Frozen Water Caller: "Why is my bill so high?!" Me: "We just had a solid few months of b...

  • Ground(hog) Coffee

    Read Ground(hog) Coffee Manager: "Yeah. Watch this. He's going to ask for a regular-sized coffee but want it in an ex...

  • Leading From The Top… And The Bottom

    Read Leading From The Top… And The Bottom My Manager: "Remember, this is [CEO]. He's very serious and very smart. You...

  • Little Things Have Big Impacts

    Read Little Things Have Big Impacts Me: "Sir, my coworker confirms that the sign says $25 for the shirts, not the sho...

  • Taking Things At Face Value

    Read Taking Things At Face Value Supervisor: "[My Name], I need you to pay attention." Me: "Oh, I am." Supervisor: "N...

  • Loitering Comes In Many Flavors

    Read Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Me: "Sir, you gotta pay for those." Customer: "I don't think so." Me: "Hey! You ...

  • Out Of Sight, Out Of Date

    Read Out Of Sight, Out Of Date Me: "Uh, who left their chocolate eggs at my desk?" Coworker #1: "Oh, you found some, ...

  • Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again

    Read Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again A pregnant customer is ordering her burrito. Customer: "Can I get the… uh…"...

  • Only Signing Is Signing Off

    Read Only Signing Is Signing Off I informed the manager that we were collectively not going to sign the write-up slip...

  • If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room

    Read If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room Me: "Ma'am! You can't be yelling in the library." P...

  • Been Storing That Up For Years

    Read Been Storing That Up For Years Customer: "I just got an email from you that your prices are going up next year?!...

  • Slow Cooking

    Read Slow Cooking Employees who haven’t had their flu shot are required to wear a mask during "flu season," defined b...

  • The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving

    Read The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving Girlfriend: "Why the h*** are you drinking?" Friend #1: "Because the drink...

  • Too Tall An Order

    Read Too Tall An Order Me: "Sorry, but he's way too small for this ride. For safety reasons, I can't let him on." Dad...