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Read Just Don’t Do It Customer: "Where are your Jordans?" Me: "We don't sell Jordans. This is an Adidas store." Custo...
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Read ETA Later Than Never Caller: "But the ETA said forty-five minutes! How can you give me a time and not be able to...
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Read Ruff Puff Pastry One day I see a woman walk in with the largest dog I have ever seen, a big boy Mastiff. Me: "So...
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Read A Toss-Up Customer: "Well, I have an allergy." I wait. No further information is forthcoming. Me: "An allergy to...
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Read It’s Only Solved If It’s Solved On Paper User: "Oh, I'm driving at the moment." Me: "Ha, I guess that means you ...
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Read That’s A Whiskey Business Guest: "Hello! I had a couple of glasses of [Cocktail] brought up to my room earlier, ...
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Read Jurassic Snark Coworker: "Werd." Me: "Why do you hate me?" Coworker: "Wot argh yew torque-ing aye bout?" Me: "Yo...
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Read The Portion Size Is Frozen Customer: "I'll get the mango cooler, no ice." Since this is a pre-mixed drink, the n...
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Read It’s All Zoom And Doom Client: "Hi, I can't access Zoom, please assist." Me: "No problem, what exactly is the is...
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Read These Requests Are Just The Icing On The Cake Customer: "Can I get the gluten-free cupcake with the vegan frosti...
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Read Our Critical Thinking Is Going Back To The Stone Age Manager: "Can you put a sign up next to the Tiger's Eyes?" ...
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Read Wrong On So Many Levels Me: "Third floor, please." The coworker next to me, standing closest to the buttons, pro...
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Read Well THAT Is Certainly Something To Chew On… Customer: "Is the nicotine gum meant to help you stop smoking, or s...
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Read The Outlook Is Not So Good I get a call from my mother-in-law: Mother-In-Law: "My Outlook is no longer downloadi...
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Read A Budding Friendship Woman: "Excuse me, can you help me? I'm trying to find the Sensory Gardens." Me: "Sure thin...
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Read Batch, Please Customer: "These taste nothing like peanut butter cups!" Me: "Well, the mass-produced ones include...
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Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/the-energy-of-a-tiger-and-similar-spelling-skills/375218/ made me think of...
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Read At the time of this story, I’d been going to this gym for a good eight or nine months. Early on, I chatted up th...
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Read That’s Not A Reservation, That’s An Invasion Bartender: "I'm sorry, we don't take reservations. How many in your...
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Read (I’m just fifteen years old, and it’s my first day working at a small shop. One of the things we’re better known...