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  • Sew Much For First Impressions

    Read Sew Much For First Impressions I was interviewing for a position as a seamstress in an alterations shop that spe...

  • Even A Wrong Customer Is Right Twice A Day

    Read Even A Wrong Customer Is Right Twice A Day Customer: "Aren’t you sure you're not supposed to be in school?" I lo...

  • Blank Screen, Blank Stare

    Read Blank Screen, Blank Stare I got a ticket from a lady saying her screen is blank. I called to troubleshoot. Me: "...

  • This Story Just Escalates And Escalates, Part 2

    Read This Story Just Escalates And Escalates, Part 2 Me: "Are you okay, ma'am? Did you fall when the escalator stoppe...

  • Lord Of The Flings

    Read Lord Of The Flings Colleague #1: "Wow, is he really that hot?" Colleague #2: "How did you meet?" Holiday Colleag...

  • Their Idea Of What The Hole Punch Can Do Sounds Terrifying

    Read Their Idea Of What The Hole Punch Can Do Sounds Terrifying Customer: "But all this office stuff, it's not very m...

  • Nothing But The Fax

    Read Nothing But The Fax About an hour later, I received a very angrily worded email from the guy handling permits, w...

  • ²H-OMG!

    Read ²H-OMG! Customer: "Get me a soda, but I want ice that doesn't float." Me: "I can fill the cup with ice so that t...

  • Good McMorning!

    Read Good McMorning! Me: "Good morning." Customer: "It's afternoon." I checked my phone. Me: "It's 11:15." Read Good ...

  • Strawberry Fields For Never

    Read Strawberry Fields For Never New Guy: "Can I help you?" Older Sister: "We placed a mobile order." *Shows her phon...

  • Certified As Lost In Translation

    Read Certified As Lost In Translation Customer: "How do I know you're a certified translator?" Me: "[Notary/Embassy/F...

  • Modern Tech Is Out Cold

    Read Modern Tech Is Out Cold Our family is driving from one Canadian province to another on the way to see extended f...

  • Mind The App

    Read Mind The App Lady: "Do you know the way to [Hotel]?" Me: "Let's look it up." I opened up Google Maps on my phone...

  • Lettuce Begin With The Basics

    Read Lettuce Begin With The Basics Guest: "Your salad bar doesn't have any food!" Supervisor: "Oh, I'm sorry, we try ...

  • Untitled

    Read My first job was in a restaurant as a dishwasher and I had the most horrible boss who put me in tears more then ...

  • Untitled

    Read I celebrated a birthday recently, so my wife, sister, parents, and I all went out to a local restaurant to celeb...

  • Serving Them Right

    Read Serving Them Right Me: "Howdy guys, my name is [My Name], and I'll be taking care of you today! What can I getch...

  • Untitled

    Read This happened a few years ago while my wife was almost bedridden due to health issues. She could handle getting ...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was on active duty, HMW (Health, Morale and Welfare) was the office on Marine bases that ran everything t...

  • Dad Ex Machina

    Read Dad Ex Machina Customer: "Why wasn't it in the hot-n-ready box?!" Me: "It was about to be moved there in less th...