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Read Dad Ex Machina Customer: "Why wasn't it in the hot-n-ready box?!" Me: "It was about to be moved there in less th...
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Read I joined my friends for brunch, and we arrived much earlier than our reservation, so got coffee at a place acros...
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Read Me: Good morning! I’m Mai, your nurse today. Could you tell your name and date of birth? Patient: Panicking voic...
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Read Squeezing Out Your Profits Customer: "It's gone bad, it’s so mushy on the inside! Look!" She then proceeded to p...
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Read Breakfast Of Chumps Me: "Sir, please stop. You can't put that muffin in our toaster." Guest: "It's a blueberry b...
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Read Fantastic Beasts And When To Find Them Dad: "What time do the bears usually come out, because my children want t...
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Read A Lack Of Roll Models Shortly after starting there, I noticed that either my female coworker or I are the only o...
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Read The Login And Short Of It A customer signed up and got a store credit for signing up their relative as well. I a...
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Read Puff Justice We only got one fifteen-minute break once per shift, and they decided at one point they were no lon...
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Read Baa Bye! She settles down and tries to bottle feed the same lamb, but the lamb isn't interested and trots away. ...
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Read A Dry Sense Of Humor Manager: "Whoever put that sticker on the hand drier in the men's loo, very funny. You're a...
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Read H₂-Oh, Shut Up Nigel A table of three people is ordering. The first customer hits me with: Customer: "Can I get ...
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Read Putting The Partner On Trial I got paired with a newly made partner for my very first presentation who was very ...
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Read Conspiraception Me: "Oh, great. [New Hire], that old guy walking in right now with the sneer on his face. That's...
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Read We Say Takeaway But We Mean Go Away Me: "Just to let you know, it's takeaway only." Customer: "I want to sit dow...
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Read That’s One Cold Boss Me: "I have a really bad cold, so I'm gonna take the day off." Boss: "You can't just take a...
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Read Putting The Coat Before The Cart Customer: "There are no carts inside." Me: "I'll go and get some." I walked int...
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Read Let Them Eat Cake… And Ice Cream! Cousin: "I want ice cream!" Aunt: "No, you can't have ice cream. You already h...
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Read Double Dutch Or Nothing Our neighbours are Dutch and moved in a few years after we bought the house. Then they h...
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Read Insincerely Yours, The Cashier Me: "Hi! How are you? Did you find everything you needed today?" Customer: "Why d...