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Read The Nose Knows Nothing Customer: "Do you have an unscented one?" Me: "Yes, this whole wall is unscented." The cu...
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Read Shred Reckoning The disposal company comes by once a month to empty the boxes. This year, in January, they didn'...
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Read Smile At The Gender Stereotypes Me: "That'll be $12.34." Customer: *Swipes card.* "You know, the shopping experi...
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Read What A Way To Make A Living… And A Point Younger Employee: "Hi, [Manager], I was wondering if I could head out h...
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Read Hen In Rome On a busy day when we weren't adequately staffed, the customers were still being served within a rea...
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Read Reply All Is Lost Unfortunately, there was another AD, Lisa, from a different group. She was in marketing, while...
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Read Par For The Course Correction Me: "Okay, I think I know what's happened here: I've called the wrong number. I'm ...
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Read Eggsistential Dread I'm taking a customer's breakfast order. Me: "How would you like your eggs?" Customer: "Laid...
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Read Cheese Louise! I somehow managed to win a voucher for two cheeseburger meals at a local gourmet burger fast food...
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Read About Time You Checked The Time Me: "Good morning, [Client Name], after hours, how can we help?" Caller: "Oh, is...
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Read Cowabunga, Sir! Me: "Honey, do you know what Daddy does in the Army?" Daughter: "You protect people." Me: "Do yo...
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Read There’s No Place Like Homes After years of watching our HOA be mismanaged, I finally join the committee, happy t...
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Read Making A Statement About Your Statements Client: "You can fax them yourself! You've got my account! I need those...
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Read I have some family friends with a son around my age. Twice a year, my parents and I will meet up with them befor...
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Read The Birds, The Bees, And The ABCs I work in a kindergarten. Sometimes those kids will remind you just how much a...
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Read This happened on one of the first playdates between my son and someone else in the neighborhood. We were inside ...
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Read Closing Time? Never Heard Of Her Me: "I'm so sorry, but I have to drop off your check. There's a law requiring u...
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Read (In the section of my office where my cubicle is located, I am the only male employee surrounded by several fema...
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Read One of the joys of being a CBSA officer is coping with people who think they’re exempt from the rules. The “No p...
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Read I’m Sure It’s Still Valid In Some Time Zone… Despite being over thirty, I don't have a driver's license. The pub...