Entries
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Read My father is, to put it simply, a bigoted a**hole. At the time of this story, I am literally counting down the d...
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Read A Cover Story A little old lady comes waddling past me at the checkouts, empty-handed, and leans over to say som...
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Read I was invited to lunch with my grandad to celebrate the removal of a cancerous lump from his nose. we to a nearb...
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Read (My sister (who is rather ditzy) and I are in the living room with the TV running in the background where a musi...
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Read The Information Vacancy Me: "Alright, do you have any confirmation numbers for these rooms?" Caller: "I don’t." ...
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Read Prefers Ellipticals To Baby Steps Me: "Ma'am, you can’t leave a baby in the carrier on the gym floor." Customer:...
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Read A Drill Bit Confused Customer: "The drill I bought for my husband doesn't work! It doesn't rotate!" Me: "I'm sor...
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Read Resting Boss Face New Boss: "Why were you late today?" Me: *Crying.* "Oh, my god, I’m so sorry. I’m not a basket...
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Read Taco ‘Bout A Stretch Customer: "Why are so many shelves empty?! There are no tacos!" I'm about to explain that i...
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Read Cake It or Leave It Coworker: "Eww, I don't like ice cream cake." Me: "Oh, that's fair. But how come you don't, ...
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Read Hue Kidding Me? All the students were quietly working on a test when the teacher called out to me: Teacher: "[My...
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Read Scourge Of The Nacho Lady Me: *To the manager.* "You know she's gonna come back, right? She's gonna try that aga...
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Read The Man. The Myth. The Membership. Cashier: "Oh no, we don't take money; we just bill your account." Wife: "Oh w...
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Read Channeling Einstein Caller: "I wanted to watch [Game Show], and it usually starts at five, but it's not on yet!"...
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Read Beaten By The Family Special It was the new girl’s first Friday night, and it was hectic. At this point, they ha...
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Read The Fat Of The Matter Me: "Can I help you, ma'am?" Customer: "Yeah, I'm just happy all your cakes aren't gay." M...
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Read The Decline And Fall I've been helping a customer buy a TV. After we've figured out what one he wants, we get to...
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Read Motion To Repair Dr. Big Boss: "The motion-activated lights in the surgical room turn off because we don't move....
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Read Airing Their Concerns A customer rolls up to the shop on a flat tire. Customer: "Could I get you to air this up?...
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Read A Cart Full Of Optimism Son: "She seems nice." Me: "Yes, she's very sweet." Son: "She's pretty, too." Me: *Seein...