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Read Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do Customer: "I can't find the gray ham crackers." Me: "Uh... what kind of cra...
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Read The Packaging Is Polarizing Customer: "Polar bears and penguins live on different poles! Do you know how inaccur...
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Read They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause Guest: "Where's the polar bear kept?" Me: "Ma'am, this is an aquarium." Read They...
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Read And A Word Side Salad Customer: "Is that the Ultimate Burger?" Me: "Yes, yes it is." Customer: "Oh, I don't thin...
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Read Render Unto Storage What Is Due Customer's Friend: "What's the total owed?" I broke it down and explained the la...
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Read Some People Are Wired Differently I worked at a place where you couldn’t be colorblind because you were reading ...
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Read Choosing Your Battles Daylight Saves Time Me: "Your appointment is scheduled for 1:15 pm on Sunday." Caller: "Su...
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Read When Details Are Paper Thin I work in the reprographics department of a large office, specifically the printing ...
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Read Putting The Pie Into πr² A couple has just ordered a large pizza. Me: "Do you want a six-cut, eight-cut, or twe...
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Read The Ultimate Server Error Manager: "You need to pay the invoice. You're in violation of the contract, and we wil...
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Read I’m Wired To Know What You’re Up To Customer: "Do you sell TV cords?" Me: "We sell some basics." Customer: "I ne...
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Read They Can’t See Clearly Normally, And Now They Want Things Tinted?! Customer: "Do you guys do window tinting here...
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Read Lunch Break-through Me: "He went out to lunch." Manager: "I was just in the break room, and I didn't see him." M...
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Read Bright Ideas Shine A Light On Themselves Customer: "Could you put us in a warm section? We're pretty chilly. Whe...
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Read Winner Takes All-owance Son #1: "We were talking to [Friend] today, and his allowance is twice ours!" Son #2: "Y...
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Read Bread Dead Redemption Vegan Friend: "Oh, no thanks. I've stopped eating bread." Me: "Oh, why?" Vegan Friend: "It...
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Read If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12 Customer: "Why are you putting milk in my chai latte?" Me: "B...
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Read I am a teacher at a swimming club and I teach a group with varied ages. The child this is about, is 7 years old....
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Read Cold Call On this day, it was 7:15 AM, sleeting and raining, with high winds, and we were all arriving at school...
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Read A coworker and I are chatting in the breakroom. He’s in his mid-80s and I’m in my late 30s. I’m starting to get ...