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Read I’m working the front counter of a truck stop. I’m ringing up a former coworker from when I used to work at Walm...
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Read 20 years ago, I was working my first job at a local fast-food chain. At the time, this location only accepted ca...
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Read Hope There’s Not Surge Pricing Customer: "What's the lifespan of this surge protector?" Read Hope There’s Not Su...
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Read Codspeed, You Magnificent Idiot Near closing time, someone calls the restaurant and asks: Caller: "Is my fish an...
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Read A Pool Of Entitlement Man: "You're already here, so why can't you let us in?" Me: "Because the pool doesn't open...
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Read Cough Up The Correct Policy About six months ago, I got the flu over the weekend and wasn't well enough to drive...
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Read Stooping To A New Level Customer: "So how am I supposed to get upstairs?" Me: "Unfortunately, the elevator is ou...
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Read That Supervisor Seems Shifty To Me Supervisor: "You know, you should consider taking [Cashier]'s shift. I've wor...
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Read The Wrong Arm Of The Law Officer: "Wanna tell me what you’re doing?" Me: "This street is one-way. You’re—" Offic...
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Read Aisle Take The Car Woman: "Oh, okay. Could you move those things for me?" The woman gestures at the bollards: th...
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Read Do Not Password, Do Not Pass Go, Part 9 User: "How can I log into my account? I don't remember my password." Me:...
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Read World Wide Wait Caller: "Could you shut down the internet? I have the family coming by today, and I don't want t...
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Read No ID-Ea Who He Was Messing With Doorman: "This is fake. I'm keeping it." My eyes bugged out. Me: "Dude, that is...
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Read De Ting! It Goes, And It Goes With De Ting! I used to work at a hardware store. One day a woman came in and aske...
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Read RAM-Bling On An older couple is looking at laptops when the wife asks me for help. Wife: "Which of these would b...
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Read Beef With Fractions Customer: "I'm really hungry. Which of those is bigger?" Me: "The half-pounder." Customer: "...
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Read Math Is Your Fried Friend Me: "That's four breasts, two legs, two thighs." Employee: "So, you want two breasts—"...
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Read First National Bank Of Springfield A customer walks up to me at my teller desk and says: Customer: "You got any ...
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Read Banana Drama, Part 14 My brother and I are playing a cooperative video game. I fumble a jump, and my character f...
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Read There Will Be Blood A friend and I are waiting outside a pub for some other friends. We're just about to wonder ...