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  • Untitled

    Read I work in the assessment department of a property tax center. A coworker in the litigation department received a...

  • A Burning Question

    Read A Burning Question A couple comes in looking for some over-the-counter medication for stomach symptoms. I point ...

  • Untitled

    Read It’s my husband’s cousin’s wedding and the first time I’ve been out since having my son a month ago. As my husba...

  • Untitled

    Read I was standing at self-checkout, and had one customer flag me over to remove an item that accidentally got scann...

  • In Tech Support This Is Par For The Course

    Read In Tech Support This Is Par For The Course We send a tech, who arrives about ninety minutes later. He traces the...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m in line at a fast food restaurant. The cashier appears to be transitioning or recently transitioned from mal...

  • A Fuel’s Errand

    Read A Fuel’s Errand I work at a petrol station. A woman walks into the shop (she didn't drive) and holds out a littl...

  • Untitled

    Read My daughter had magnetic tiles when she was younger. Already a burgeoning engineer she had all sorts of interest...

  • Untitled

    Read My company has decided to order new polos for everyone. One of my female coworkers – a blunt woman from outside ...

  • Sorry, I’ll Type Louder

    Read Sorry, I’ll Type Louder Me: "Okay, sir, the shipping fee will come to $5.99." Customer: "$599! That's twice the ...

  • One Racist To Go… Away

    Read One Racist To Go… Away I work in a takeaway (takeout). A family (mum and dad, two kids) is looking at the menu a...

  • Comes With No Fridge Benefits

    Read Comes With No Fridge Benefits Customer: "So, we don't have a car. What discount are you going to give us?" Me: "...

  • Socially Distance Your Network

    Read Socially Distance Your Network Coworker: "Tech support is telling me my computer got a virus." Me: "What did the...

  • The Mouth Runneth Over More Than The Cup

    Read The Mouth Runneth Over More Than The Cup Customer: "This drink is filled too much! I'm gonna spill it if I carry...

  • Pucks To Be You!

    Read Pucks To Be You! My boss is overall very good at her job, but she does like to lean into the "We're a family!" m...

  • The Ambigrams Would Like To Have A Word…

    Read The Ambigrams Would Like To Have A Word… A woman has had her necklace engraved with her name. She's come into th...

  • Going The Extra Yard To Explain It

    Read Going The Extra Yard To Explain It Me: "Uh, mate, that's not a metre." Colleague: "Three feet to a metre." Me: "...

  • When You Keep Receipts

    Read When You Keep Receipts Me: "Sorry, ma'am, this is a final-priced item. I can't return it." Customer: "Where does...

  • Missing In Inaction

    Read Missing In Inaction He informed me that he'd been putting me on schedule and it was unacceptable that I wasn't e...

  • Only Mostly Insulted

    Read Only Mostly Insulted A group of young customers is whispering among themselves, having a debate about something....