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Read Motion To Repair Dr. Big Boss: "The motion-activated lights in the surgical room turn off because we don't move....
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Read Airing Their Concerns A customer rolls up to the shop on a flat tire. Customer: "Could I get you to air this up?...
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Read A Cart Full Of Optimism Son: "She seems nice." Me: "Yes, she's very sweet." Son: "She's pretty, too." Me: *Seein...
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Read One Giant Leap Backward For Mankind Me: "First man on the moon.” Friend: "Christopher Columbus!" Me: "…" Frien...
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Read Bite Me! Customer: "Here. Taste it and see for yourself." Me: "No, you're right. I can see from here that it's o...
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Read My dad introduced me to the Elder Scrolls franchise of video games around when Oblivion was the game of the day ...
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Read One Way Or Another A customer walks over to me at the counter with both a laxative and an antidiarrheal. Custome...
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Read The first thing I need to say is I that I fully understand why people in Brazil think I’m an immigrant. While I ...
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Read I overheard this conversation between two of my coworkers, regarding my absolute a**hole of a boss. Coworker #1:...
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Read A Timely Consideration When a party of three (dad, mom, teenage daughter) walked in at 6:40 PM, and the mom said...
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Read (We have two enclosures in the falconry centre next to each other with birds of very different sizes and persona...
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Read I was working for an inventory company when I first moved to North Carolina. We were in a pharmacy. We wear blac...
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Read Unlike Those Beers, We Weren’t Born Yesterday A customer walks in, spends some time in there, and brings about e...
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Read When I was a college student, I got an engineering internship in a corporate office for a rapidly growing compan...
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Read iWish It Worked Like That Customer: "So… I lost my last iPhone." Me: "Oh, that sucks. Well, we have some older m...
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Read These Kinds Of Facts Are Hard To Swallow I work in a health and wellness store. A customer pulls a bag of fat bu...
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Read Conspiracy Weary, Part 10 A woman is coming through with a full cart. She's buying a lot of Greek yoghurt. Custo...
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Read Retail Spawns Their Own Cryptids This is the story of a man who was so determined to avoid his duties at work th...
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Read Crying Over Non-Existent Milk Me: "We don't carry that brand, sorry. It's just those three." Customer: "I was he...
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Read Leafing To Conclusions I was a supervisor in a large(ish) call center that, at the time of this event, was in-pe...