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  • When You Keep Receipts

    Read When You Keep Receipts Me: "Sorry, ma'am, this is a final-priced item. I can't return it." Customer: "Where does...

  • Missing In Inaction

    Read Missing In Inaction He informed me that he'd been putting me on schedule and it was unacceptable that I wasn't e...

  • Only Mostly Insulted

    Read Only Mostly Insulted A group of young customers is whispering among themselves, having a debate about something....

  • Not Proving Vectorious

    Read Not Proving Vectorious I work as a graphic designer. One day, a client wanted me to put a logo into his ad I was...

  • A Beautiful Teachable Moment

    Read A Beautiful Teachable Moment Clerk: "Military or first-responder discount?" Me: "Sorry, no." I hold up my school...

  • The Internet Of (Every) Things

    Read The Internet Of (Every) Things A customer is at my checkout, but before she hands over an item to be scanned: Cu...

  • Family Gatherings Are Taxing

    Read Family Gatherings Are Taxing Brother-In-Law: "How are things over in Sharia town?" Me: "Huh?" Brother-In-Law: "N...

  • The Number Two Bus

    Read The Number Two Bus I walk up to a bus stop and sit on the bench. Next to me is another person, speaking loudly o...

  • Selective Hearing Gets Selective Service

    Read Selective Hearing Gets Selective Service Cashier: "You're not listening to me, sir. I'm trying to help you, but ...

  • Untitled

    Read Im the author of https://notalwaysright.com/why-do-you-need-to-know-lady/368090/ and wanted to Share another int...

  • Untitled

    Read 40 years ago I was moving from Boise to Seattle, hauling most of my possesssions in a trailer behind a Volkwagen...

  • Untitled

    Read *I have a pocket knife that I carry around. At one point, I had on some pants with pockets that were shallower t...

  • When Clients Fly Off The Wall

    Read When Clients Fly Off The Wall I had to very slowly explain that I was IT and not a general contractor or electri...

  • Untitled

    Read I saved up my PTO for a quartet of years in order to take a 2 month vacation in Europe. When I got back I found ...

  • Untitled

    Read I go into the break room for my break, and a few of my coworkers are there as well. [Coworker 1] is spreading so...

  • Canned Goods, And Not-So-Goods

    Read Canned Goods, And Not-So-Goods Customer: "I'm looking for the cans that have the longest use-by dates! I don't l...

  • Untitled

    Read My wife and I are close with my family, to the point that we have never needed a babysitter we weren’t related t...

  • Dongle Trouble

    Read Dongle Trouble Coworker: "[Manager], can you come and help me with my customer?" Manager: "I know it's your firs...

  • Your Choices Are 200 MPH Or Tomorrow Morning

    Read Your Choices Are 200 MPH Or Tomorrow Morning Caller: "Hi! I was there earlier, and I think I left my wallet ther...

  • “You’ve Got To” Be Kidding Me

    Read “You’ve Got To” Be Kidding Me I put it through the till and asked for the £30. Customer: "It's only £5." I expla...