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Read Bad Vibrations Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but we don't accept returns on these kinds of items once they've been open...
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Read I recently returned from a European river cruise with my sister-in-law, who is a gregarious, bubbly red-head. It...
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Read Ready, Set, Glow Me: "So then the X-rays will go through your foot, and just your foot, and your foot bones will...
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Read Seeing stories of spicy food traps reminded me of an old job. So Hispanic in Texas back with a fun tale. So one ...
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Read Blue’s Clueless I'm conducting a financial assessment with a client over the phone. Me: "What is your income?" S...
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Read My eight-year-old daughter and I are at my parents’ house, ready to spend the night in anticipation of a family ...
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Read In our second location for this business, our door then faced the parking lot the building. There were signs the...
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Read Dough It Yourself, Then Customer: "What! Why is your pizza so expensive? I could just make one for myself at a m...
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Read Some time ago, I was at the DMV to register my car. I also needed a license plate for it. The employee grabbed t...
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Read I happened to witness this exchange during a party with some friends. At the time, getting a PlayStation 5 requi...
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Read Money Talks… Weirdly Me: "Sorry, I don't have any money." Woman: "Could you just take some out of the till for m...
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Read A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words, And About $18 Woman: "I'll get a [complicated and expensive cocktail]." I m...
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Read Getting Owned By The Owner’s… Wife? Customer: "Oh, I know the owner." Me: "Okay?" Customer: "He lets me get this...
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Read I’m Done With Taking Your Shift Assistant Manager: "You're not here!" Me: "That's because I'm not working today....
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Read iMade A Huge Mistake This happened back when iTunes gift cards could only be used for digital content. A custome...
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Read Breve New World A customer approaches the register and confidently places her order. Customer: "I'd like a grand...
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Read I Don’t Work Ear Woman: "It is extremely unprofessional for you to wear headphones while you're working! How dar...
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Read The Mother Of All Mailing Errors I had gotten married and moved to Ohio. At one point a year or two ago, my mom ...
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Read Wakanda Would Like A Word Girl: "What language was that?" Me: "That was Swedish." Girl: "Oh! Sweden is in Poland...
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Read App-solutely Not A customer buys a smartphone from our electronics department. Once the transaction is complete,...