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  • If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12

    Read If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12 Customer: "Why are you putting milk in my chai latte?" Me: "B...

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    Read I am a teacher at a swimming club and I teach a group with varied ages. The child this is about, is 7 years old....

  • Cold Call

    Read Cold Call On this day, it was 7:15 AM, sleeting and raining, with high winds, and we were all arriving at school...

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    Read A coworker and I are chatting in the breakroom. He’s in his mid-80s and I’m in my late 30s. I’m starting to get ...

  • Only Half And Half-Listening

    Read Only Half And Half-Listening Customer: "What kinds of iced tea do you have?" Me: "We only have black, unsweetene...

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    Read (I’m a woman, and my workplace had to close public access to our courtyard around the time of the Global Health ...

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    Read Years ago, after my father died, my half-brother sent four checks for $5,000 to me and a letter explaining that ...

  • A Measured Response Is Required

    Read A Measured Response Is Required Customer: "I need the two-inch square tubing." Me: "Okay, twenty or twenty-four-...

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    Read (I’m texting with a guy I’m interested in. We’ve both been invited to the same holiday party, which is that even...

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    Read (At the time of this story, my dad had been diagnosed with ALS for about 3 years, and 24 year old me was his pri...

  • On Tap But Off Track

    Read On Tap But Off Track I work in a local village pub. One of the lads has just turned eighteen and walks into the ...

  • Color Me Confused, Part 2

    Read Color Me Confused, Part 2 Director: "This shot is looking too purple. Make it less purple." Me: "Okay, I can tak...

  • Flat-Out Confused

    Read Flat-Out Confused I explain I can't give her a free omelette, and she walks back to the buffet, grabs a plate, a...

  • Parts Unknown

    Read Parts Unknown Tech: "So, how old did you say this computer is?" Me: "I have no idea, it was my grandmother's. I ...

  • Down In The Lumps

    Read Down In The Lumps Customer: "Hey, this ranch has got lumps in it!" Me: "That's the blue cheese dip. The ranch is...

  • Wing And A Miss

    Read Wing And A Miss Me: "There's a very different price shown for this on the tag than what these self-checkouts say...

  • Sleeping On The Solution

    Read Sleeping On The Solution A guy comes up to me with a bottle of NyQuil. Customer: "Do you have any of this stuff ...

  • A Bombshell Of An Update

    Read A Bombshell Of An Update District Manager: "[Store Manager] said you were insubordinate yesterday. We need to di...

  • H2(Placeb)O

    Read H2(Placeb)O Customer: "I want a Coke with diet ice." Me: "A Diet Coke with ice?" Customer: "No, a regular Coke, ...

  • Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go… Sound’s On Now, Thanks to Joe

    Read Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go… Sound’s On Now, Thanks to Joe Bartender: "We can’t play the sound for...