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Read If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12 Customer: "Why are you putting milk in my chai latte?" Me: "B...
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Read I am a teacher at a swimming club and I teach a group with varied ages. The child this is about, is 7 years old....
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Read Cold Call On this day, it was 7:15 AM, sleeting and raining, with high winds, and we were all arriving at school...
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Read A coworker and I are chatting in the breakroom. He’s in his mid-80s and I’m in my late 30s. I’m starting to get ...
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Read Only Half And Half-Listening Customer: "What kinds of iced tea do you have?" Me: "We only have black, unsweetene...
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Read (I’m a woman, and my workplace had to close public access to our courtyard around the time of the Global Health ...
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Read Years ago, after my father died, my half-brother sent four checks for $5,000 to me and a letter explaining that ...
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Read A Measured Response Is Required Customer: "I need the two-inch square tubing." Me: "Okay, twenty or twenty-four-...
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Read (I’m texting with a guy I’m interested in. We’ve both been invited to the same holiday party, which is that even...
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Read (At the time of this story, my dad had been diagnosed with ALS for about 3 years, and 24 year old me was his pri...
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Read On Tap But Off Track I work in a local village pub. One of the lads has just turned eighteen and walks into the ...
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Read Color Me Confused, Part 2 Director: "This shot is looking too purple. Make it less purple." Me: "Okay, I can tak...
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Read Flat-Out Confused I explain I can't give her a free omelette, and she walks back to the buffet, grabs a plate, a...
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Read Parts Unknown Tech: "So, how old did you say this computer is?" Me: "I have no idea, it was my grandmother's. I ...
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Read Down In The Lumps Customer: "Hey, this ranch has got lumps in it!" Me: "That's the blue cheese dip. The ranch is...
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Read Wing And A Miss Me: "There's a very different price shown for this on the tag than what these self-checkouts say...
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Read Sleeping On The Solution A guy comes up to me with a bottle of NyQuil. Customer: "Do you have any of this stuff ...
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Read A Bombshell Of An Update District Manager: "[Store Manager] said you were insubordinate yesterday. We need to di...
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Read H2(Placeb)O Customer: "I want a Coke with diet ice." Me: "A Diet Coke with ice?" Customer: "No, a regular Coke, ...
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Read Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go… Sound’s On Now, Thanks to Joe Bartender: "We can’t play the sound for...