Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com

https://notalwaysright.com
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com

Entries

  • The Wi-Fib

    Read The Wi-Fib Caller: "Well, that is a good deal! And you provide support over the phone in case I have issues?" Me...

  • A Runway Success

    Read A Runway Success Check-In Lady: "Have you been to Schiphol before?" Me: "Yes." Check-In Lady: "Can you run?" Me:...

  • If Only We Were All Allergic To Racist Stereotypes

    Read If Only We Were All Allergic To Racist Stereotypes I'm stocking some medicines (basic stuff, cold and flu meds, ...

  • The Cost Of Cutting Costs

    Read The Cost Of Cutting Costs He was the new financial officer and had some pretty "unique" ideas about changing the...

  • This Isn’t Measuring Up

    Read This Isn’t Measuring Up I work in the lumber department of a large hardware store. A customer comes in, reading ...

  • The Couponator Meets A Big Mayo No No

    Read The Couponator Meets A Big Mayo No No A guy was purchasing some items. After I rang everything up, he hands me a...

  • If Clippy Was A Person…

    Read If Clippy Was A Person… He tried to separate the papers, and the paperclip shot off of them and phased into the ...

  • Game Over For This Power Trip

    Read Game Over For This Power Trip Customer: "The box with the camera in it." The box is underneath the consoles and ...

  • Dropping Off Motherloads

    Read Dropping Off Motherloads We decided to go on a vacation together to Nova Scotia. After two weeks, we returned, a...

  • A Different Kind Of Fuel For The Gym

    Read A Different Kind Of Fuel For The Gym I'm filling up my car when I look over at the driver and the car across fro...

  • That’s The One That Brain Farts Come From

    Read That’s The One That Brain Farts Come From Customer: "I don't mean to be a chicken, but I can get some extra a**h...

  • Untitled

    Read 50 + years ago my high school was the largest in the state. We had over 4,000 students. The campus (yes they cal...

  • Untitled

    Read [Back in the early 1990’s, I would eat at the local branch of the traditional Southern casual dining chain three...

  • Management: This Keeps Happening BECAUSE YOU LET IT!

    Read Management: This Keeps Happening BECAUSE YOU LET IT! Me: "Okay, I see a 6:45 reservation—" And she immediately i...

  • Untitled

    Read I had a friend who’d loaned me something. I brought it back one evening and he stepped out of the room to get so...

  • Untitled

    Read (The German word for ‘male friend’ and ‘boyfriend’ is the same. As is the word for ‘female friend’/’girlfriend’....

  • Untitled

    Read At my former workplace, I had a crap boss who liked to dump all the work he could onto my lap. Every time I woul...

  • You Can’t Count-er Such Stupidity

    Read You Can’t Count-er Such Stupidity When it came to pay, the lady gave me a £20 note. Their shopping came to £16, ...

  • Untitled

    Read I did my medical training in the UK, which you can do as an undergraduate degree, so at the time of this story I...

  • This Is Spin Cycling Out Of Control

    Read This Is Spin Cycling Out Of Control I'm installing a new washing machine into a home. The customer did not purch...