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  • Untitled

    Read I did my medical training in the UK, which you can do as an undergraduate degree, so at the time of this story I...

  • This Is Spin Cycling Out Of Control

    Read This Is Spin Cycling Out Of Control I'm installing a new washing machine into a home. The customer did not purch...

  • H2-Oh-No No No No No!, Part 7

    Read H2-Oh-No No No No No!, Part 7 Customer: "Do you sell one that doesn't have to be hooked up to the water supply?"...

  • The Organic Panic

    Read The Organic Panic Customer: "Do you have any juices that aren't organic?" Me: "No, all our juices come from the ...

  • Getting A Ruff Reception

    Read Getting A Ruff Reception I was driving with my toddler, and a small dog ran into the road in front of me, barkin...

  • A Flat-Out Misunderstanding

    Read A Flat-Out Misunderstanding Me: "Here, this is our own brand. A simple hand pump." He buys it, and he asks me to...

  • For The Record…

    Read For The Record… Manager: "Do you have all of the meetings noted like that?" Secretary: "Yes." Manager: *Laughs.*...

  • Plate And Switch

    Read Plate And Switch At this point, my non-lawyer mind figured there had to be a violation of my rights in here some...

  • Terror Of The Crustaceous Period

    Read Terror Of The Crustaceous Period Caller: "It's at the college campus." Me: "That's fine, just need the dorm addr...

  • This Heat Is Snow Joke

    Read This Heat Is Snow Joke It's late June 2026. Europe is currently going through a heatwave, with temperatures arou...

  • A Leg-Endary Joke

    Read A Leg-Endary Joke Coworker: "Maybe if you tell me what you're hoping to get out of the machine, I can recommend ...

  • Storage Wars

    Read Storage Wars I let my tech team brainstorm about how to destroy all the data on those hard drives. I had expecte...

  • Losing The Name Game, Part 3

    Read Losing The Name Game, Part 3 Caller: "What is your name?!" I told him. Caller: "That's a stupid name! How'd you ...

  • State-ing The Obvious

    Read State-ing The Obvious Me: "Sir, are you more comfortable communicating in another language?" Caller: "I speak a ...

  • Hopefully, The New Owner Can Machine Learn From This

    Read Hopefully, The New Owner Can Machine Learn From This Coworker: "They just fired me." Me: "What?! Tell me you're ...

  • The Fine Art of Missing the Point

    Read The Fine Art of Missing the Point I work in a high-end art supplies store. We carry many items that are high qua...

  • Urine Trouble Now

    Read Urine Trouble Now To start, I am female, and my entire family, both sides, women have bladders the size of a thi...

  • Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 12

    Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 12 Clipboard Guy: "Ladies, what are your thoughts on illegal...

  • No Child Left Behind The Fence

    Read No Child Left Behind The Fence I see a mother and two boys, roughly eight and eleven years old, get out of the c...

  • Untitled

    Read Content warning: homophobia, transphobia I work for a small town local radio. It’s very LGBT+ friendly, with a w...