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    Read I am sitting at the front desk of our dental office. Somebody walks in. WALK-IN: “Do you sell calendars?” Read

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    Read When I worked at a UK based airline’s US call center, those of us who had worked there a while pretty much knew ...

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    Read At a prior job in the records department of an engineering corporation, one of my tasks was to verify the degree...

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    Read I’m on the phone with a younger sibling of mine who is high-functioning autistic. Both of us adults. My child: H...

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    Read I’m shopping in the health section of a large store that also has a pharmacy. A gentleman walks up as they’re cl...

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    Read PATIENT: “Thank you for the printout explaining my financial obligations.” The patient folds the papers in half....

  • A Loonie Proposition

    Read A Loonie Proposition Customer: "I don't understand why I can't pay the Canadian price? I'm FROM there; I just LI...

  • A Sale For Thee And A Sale For Me

    Read A Sale For Thee And A Sale For Me Customer: "There's only a limit because they're on sale, right?" Me: "Yes." Cu...

  • Out Of Hours, And Out Of Their Depth

    Read Out Of Hours, And Out Of Their Depth Project Manager: "Hey, I need some work completed out of hours. I know that...

  • No Fry-Day On Friday

    Read No Fry-Day On Friday It is the middle of a packed Friday-night dinner service at our seafood restaurant when a p...

  • Shake, Rattle And Roll-er Coaster

    Read Shake, Rattle And Roll-er Coaster I work the customer help line for a famous theme park in Los Angeles. Caller: ...

  • Disk-y Business

    Read Disk-y Business A while back, I worked for a tiny MSP (a company that provides outsourced IT support to other bu...

  • Chew D’État

    Read Chew D’État Stories about my dog: When I first got him (he was a rescue), he had separation anxiety and destroye...

  • A Professional Liar

    Read A Professional Liar I replaced my rose bushes in front of my house. My house, you know the one I own. My neighbo...

  • Row Joke

    Read Row Joke A customer walks into the 24-hour restaurant in a casino. Customer: "What are your hours?" Read Row Joke

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    Read A former co-worker visits the workplace with her young son. He sees another, pregnant, co-worker which his mommy...

  • Peaches And Scream

    Read Peaches And Scream Worker: "You can't go outside and play until you eat your peaches." There was a little cup of...

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    Read I was today with my 7 month old at the central station in Hamburg, we just got back from his doctor and were wai...

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    Read I’m at a local Indian restaurant with my girlfriend. It’s my first time dining at this particular restaurant, bu...

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    Read I needed to break a big bill for the change drawer at the urgent care I work at, so I go to the service desk at ...