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Read Trains, Bars, And Automobiles Agent: "So this first place is great for young people!" We get to the house, and t...
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Read Upon Further Reflection… Sometime in the previous millennium, I worked in a store that produced custom neon sign...
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Read A Criminal Lack Of Baggage Me: "Hi! I'm told to wait here, as someone will be along shortly with the lost backpa...
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Read Read My Shirt And My Rights A car pulls into the parking space directly next to mine, but I don't pay it any att...
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Read Salty Fresh Out of Luck Customer: "I want four [Combo Meals], and the fries in all of them need to be salt-free!...
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Read 29 Days Later… ISP Employee: "Hmm, I see here that we tried to contact you several times." Me: "I don't have any...
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Read The Wheat-End Starts Here A couple of weeks ago, our restaurant served a customer who told us over and over agai...
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Read Oh, You’re Asking For It! A few years ago, I took a customer service job and my boss, Shirley, was the laziest, ...
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Read Failing The Screen Test Customer: "I opened my new phone last night, and the screen was broken out of the box!" ...
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Read These Expectations Are Wild! Caller: "So, this animal hike thing. Why do they call it a hike?" Me: "Uh, as it sa...
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Read One Internet, Please! The president and owner of a trucking company is an old guy in his seventies. He grew the ...
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Read The Wheels Came Off Before the Ride Began Me: "Okay, can I get a credit card on file to book the ride?" Customer...
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Read In Need Of Some Retail Therapy Husband: "Oh, I thought you might want to spend the day with your grandchildren."...
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Read Straight Outta Pompton I was walking my new dog through a park in my neighborhood. He had his shots, and it was ...
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Read That Kind Of Behavior Really Takes The Cake Customer: "And let me see this vanilla cupcake here." The worker pul...
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Read Smoke alarm goes off in restaurant. Owner comes out, frantically flapping a tea towel to try and dissipate the o...
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Read The New Boss Came With Factory Settings Boss: "What? You'll just do nothing?" Me: "Not nothing. I will rest." Bo...
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Read My grandmother is 85 years old. She’s great with technology in some ways, terrible in others. She recently neede...
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Read When I was very young, in the 1960’s, my parents used to gather mushrooms. They’d go out to the woods together a...
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Read Hey, Extra Protein, Right? As I'm dropping it, I notice a fly floating in her wine. I am 100% certain that this ...