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Read To Get Pizza Dough Cough Up Some Dough I'm delivering a pizza. A guy is paying for a $20 order. Customer: "Can y...
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Read He Needs To Be More Independent, No Bones About It Caller: "Could I get like… hmm… whatchu'callit… boneless pizz...
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Read Human Decency Stats At Level 99 Manager: "Hurry it up!" Me: "What do you mean?" Manager: "You've spent almost ha...
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Read A Closed Loop Conversation Me: "Hi, thank you for calling [Copy Shop], open 24 hours. How can I help you?" Calle...
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Read Twins Do Everything Together I have an identical twin sister. People often ask if we ever experienced sympathy p...
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Read Didn’t See It Coming Through All The Smoke Me: "Oi! I know you can hear me! Stop smoking! There's a sign!" Guy: ...
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Read Of Breadsticks And Blurred Lines Caller: "Hi, I'd like to order a pizza." Me: "Sir, this you've called an optici...
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Read I’ve recently moved back near Washington, DC, just in time for my 37th birthday. Not having many friends around,...
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Read Love Hurts Nurse: "Can you assess bed three?" Me: "What do the notes say?" Nurse: "Uh… foreign body." Read Love ...
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Read Many years ago I went on a two-week vacation to Spain where I visited several cities. I’m at the airport on my r...
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Read Walked Into That One Customer: "Oh, actually, can you get me a duplicate pair? I don’t want to wear the shoes ev...
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Read A local cinema gives a free ticket for your birthday (there are some conditions). So when it is my dads birthday...
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Read One of my coworkers recently suffered the loss of a family member, and they have not come into the office today....
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Read Browsing around Not Always Right on Halloween made me recall a somewhat strange incident that happened when I wa...
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Read When Their Novel Idea Isn’t Working at the bookstore, I overhear a teenage girl say to her friend: Customer #1: ...
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Read my mom and i went to a grocery store. there was a promotion with “free samples”, which were basically almost exp...
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Read FAFOMG At one point, he decided the three or four times a year he had to do this was a "major inconvenience" and...
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Read A Battery Of Questions, Part 3 I'm ringing up my customer, and a woman interrupts the transaction, waving an ite...
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Read Does Not Have Across The Street Smarts I worked at a convenience store, and there was another convenience store ...
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Read Marching Orders Me: "Do you know why [Manager] decided to have so many of us on the opening shift?" Coworker: "N...