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    Read The year is 2010, and I am a ten-year-old boy. Owing to most of my peer group being of the mind that blood and s...

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    Read The year is 2010, and I am a ten-year-old boy. Owing to most of my peer group being of the mind that blood and s...

  • Someone Needs To Pour Some Smart Water Over Them

    Read Someone Needs To Pour Some Smart Water Over Them Customer: "So does this little tree seriously grow lemons?" Me:...

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    Read I am an admin on a construction site with several contractors, all in a line of trailers with large banners on t...

  • Got Their Brain In A Half Price Sale

    Read Got Their Brain In A Half Price Sale Customer: "These are marked as two for a dollar. Can I get one for fifty ce...

  • If It Was ‘Worf, Son Of Mogh’, They’d Better Have Prune Juice!

    Read If It Was ‘Worf, Son Of Mogh’, They’d Better Have Prune Juice! During San Diego Comic-Con, I work at a Starbucks...

  • I Need A Color In This Area-ola

    Read I Need A Color In This Area-ola Woman: "Hi, I need a [brand] nail polish in pink." Employee: "Of course. Can you...

  • Not The Strongest Character

    Read Not The Strongest Character Warehouseman: "Hey, [New Apprentice], I need you to clean up some of the cardboard b...

  • Hawaiian Aunties Are Not To Be Messed With

    Read Hawaiian Aunties Are Not To Be Messed With Cashier: "Sorry, but no. This is her play, this is her scam. She come...

  • That’s The Floor Price

    Read That’s The Floor Price Customer: "I want the £1.99 a box of laminate flooring." Me: "That price is per square me...

  • The Sinner’s Queue: Abandon All Urgency, Ye Who Enter Here

    Read The Sinner’s Queue: Abandon All Urgency, Ye Who Enter Here Client: "Contacts are exactly how I want them now, pl...

  • Nut For Human Consumption

    Read Nut For Human Consumption We're at a family cookout. One of my cousins is on a health kick, and everything she e...

  • A League Of Her Own

    Read A League Of Her Own Seated right behind us was a little girl, I'd guess in the five-to-seven age range, with her...

  • We Do Not Support This Behavior

    Read We Do Not Support This Behavior Caller: "Hi, I have a problem with my Galaxy S26." Me: "Sorry, but this is a sup...

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    Read I’d lived here for a few years when my doorbell rang. When I answered the door there was a nice young man, my fi...

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    Read My wife is from Asia and meeting me (Hispanic and in Texas), seeing the news reports and the population of Texas...

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    Read When I first started dating the woman that I eventually married, we made a point of introducing each other to th...

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    Read I’m watching a movie with my husband when I notice him making unusual faces. Me: Something wrong? Husband: I can...

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    Read I am sitting at the bar while on my break, eating my lunch. A regular customer, who is usually pretty condescend...

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    Read Preface: A couple of week before the story I am about to tell, my boss asked me to go visit a company which want...