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Read The year is 2010, and I am a ten-year-old boy. Owing to most of my peer group being of the mind that blood and s...
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Read The year is 2010, and I am a ten-year-old boy. Owing to most of my peer group being of the mind that blood and s...
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Read Someone Needs To Pour Some Smart Water Over Them Customer: "So does this little tree seriously grow lemons?" Me:...
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Read I am an admin on a construction site with several contractors, all in a line of trailers with large banners on t...
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Read Got Their Brain In A Half Price Sale Customer: "These are marked as two for a dollar. Can I get one for fifty ce...
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Read If It Was ‘Worf, Son Of Mogh’, They’d Better Have Prune Juice! During San Diego Comic-Con, I work at a Starbucks...
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Read I Need A Color In This Area-ola Woman: "Hi, I need a [brand] nail polish in pink." Employee: "Of course. Can you...
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Read Not The Strongest Character Warehouseman: "Hey, [New Apprentice], I need you to clean up some of the cardboard b...
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Read Hawaiian Aunties Are Not To Be Messed With Cashier: "Sorry, but no. This is her play, this is her scam. She come...
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Read That’s The Floor Price Customer: "I want the £1.99 a box of laminate flooring." Me: "That price is per square me...
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Read The Sinner’s Queue: Abandon All Urgency, Ye Who Enter Here Client: "Contacts are exactly how I want them now, pl...
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Read Nut For Human Consumption We're at a family cookout. One of my cousins is on a health kick, and everything she e...
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Read A League Of Her Own Seated right behind us was a little girl, I'd guess in the five-to-seven age range, with her...
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Read We Do Not Support This Behavior Caller: "Hi, I have a problem with my Galaxy S26." Me: "Sorry, but this is a sup...
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Read I’d lived here for a few years when my doorbell rang. When I answered the door there was a nice young man, my fi...
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Read My wife is from Asia and meeting me (Hispanic and in Texas), seeing the news reports and the population of Texas...
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Read When I first started dating the woman that I eventually married, we made a point of introducing each other to th...
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Read I’m watching a movie with my husband when I notice him making unusual faces. Me: Something wrong? Husband: I can...
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Read I am sitting at the bar while on my break, eating my lunch. A regular customer, who is usually pretty condescend...
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Read Preface: A couple of week before the story I am about to tell, my boss asked me to go visit a company which want...