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Read Marching Orders Me: "Do you know why [Manager] decided to have so many of us on the opening shift?" Coworker: "N...
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Read Shell Shocked I'm a waiter. One lady had gotten some chili lime glazed shrimp scampi. As I set it down, she gets...
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Read Making Change, Not Rain The cashier is going a bit slow, but it's not that busy, and I'm not in a rush, so no bi...
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Read Captain Obvious Has Become Self-Aware Customer: "What's the difference between the bacon cheddar and the double ...
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Read What Do Hue Mean? Customer #2: "Are these bags green?" Me: *Thinking maybe he didn't hear me.* "They're plastic....
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Read The Couponator 53: Binder Of Fury Coupon Lady: "YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT! IT'S YOUR POLICY! JUST READ THE COUPON,...
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Read Who Blows The Final Whistle? [Center Ref] told me that because I didn’t arrive thirty minutes early, he would ma...
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Read Blown Out Of Proportion Customer: "It's super windy where I am." Me: "I don't understand why that would be an is...
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Read It Should Be Berry Obvious Customer: "Three strawberry shakes and a chocolate shake." I make the shakes in front...
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Read This Happens Continuously And Contiguously A car of tourists driving through has pulled in, and one of them asks...
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Read Wire You Complaining? Working in consumer electronics, I get this all day long in regard to cables: Customer: *L...
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Read GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots My dad is visiting us in the Boston area. He's been walking around sightseeing on his ...
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Read A Fashion Statement… Loud And Clear I'm at a friend's place, with her six-year-old daughter sitting next to me. ...
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Read What About Naples? I work in an Italian restaurant, and we have a large map of Italy on the wall. A customer is ...
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Read I had a horrid literature teacher. There are plenty of stories to tell, but this is one of those that sticks. I ...
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Read I have five kids, a teenage girl, 4year old triplets (2 girls, 1 boy) and a baby girl. One time, when they were ...
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Read Call My Bluff When I Call The Police Me: "Yeah, but there's more to our policy than just time. Products have to ...
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Read Sometimes I have to call customers. Sometimes I get their voicemails. Here’s my favorite inbox message. (Sung to...
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Read A West Side Story Me: "No, I'm sorry, we only cover the west side of town. You wanna call our Elm Street locatio...
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Read Ever since I was a kid, I’ve gotten nosebleeds. Most of the time I’m able to catch them before I start dripping ...