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    Read The work for a company in the recycling business, and I mainly work in the office. However, when I first started...

  • Berry Much Not How Those Work

    Read Berry Much Not How Those Work I overhear a patient talking to a nurse while I'm receiving some basic healthcare....

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    Read My cat doesn’t like her litterbox, at least not for peeing. We use fine grade unscented clumping litter, but whi...

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    Read About ten years ago, I participated and won on a TV daily quiz game. I kept the title for about two months and a...

  • Parenting Is Out Of Their Depth

    Read Parenting Is Out Of Their Depth Future Guest: "I booked a reservation. Is your pool open for my stay this weeken...

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    Read Friend: “So good news, it took four years but the neighborhood finally agreed. The HOA is now officially explode...

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    Read https://notalwaysright.com/cash-me-if-you-can/402384/ This story reminded me of my own interaction with ‘cash ca...

  • Stockingly Unhelpful

    Read Stockingly Unhelpful Customer: "I saw that you're out of [item]. Is there a way to get more from the back?" Me: ...

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    Read The phone rings. CALLER: “I haven’t gotten the message you promised me.” ME: “Have you checked your e-mail? I se...

  • Switch Stores

    Read Switch Stores Customer: "Hello, I just want to make sure my Nintendo Switch is ready for pickup." Me: "I'm sorry...

  • When Life Gives You Lemons, Declare An Allergy

    Read When Life Gives You Lemons, Declare An Allergy Server: "The woman at table twelve says she's lactose intolerant ...

  • Passing Gas… Bills

    Read Passing Gas… Bills Customer: "Why did you turn off my gas?" Me: "According to the account, service was disconnec...

  • Resistance Is Futile

    Read Resistance Is Futile I'm a female electrician, contracting at a factory. A male member of staff sees me and says...

  • Those Are Some Oven-Baked Consequences

    Read Those Are Some Oven-Baked Consequences One guest had been staying in one of our suites for quite some time and s...

  • Safety Last

    Read Safety Last Me: "Hi, Larry, your safety device needs calibrating. Can you bring it next time you pop over? Thank...

  • Keg, Borrow, Or Steal

    Read Keg, Borrow, Or Steal Regular: "Did you just give somebody a keg?" Me: "What?" Regular: "I saw two guys rolling ...

  • An Audible Mistake

    Read An Audible Mistake I remember years ago, while working in support, one of the front-line guys muted a customer t...

  • Checkout Of Luck

    Read Checkout Of Luck New Customer: "Can I start putting my stuff here?" Me: "Sorry, this lane is closed. There are t...

  • Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 44

    Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 44 I worked in a building where I was a fire marshal. No ext...

  • Oh, Give Me A Home Where The Hash Browns Roam

    Read Oh, Give Me A Home Where The Hash Browns Roam Customer: "Can I swap out my hash brown for something else?" Me: "...