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    Read I am sitting at the bar while on my break, eating my lunch. A regular customer, who is usually pretty condescend...

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    Read Preface: A couple of week before the story I am about to tell, my boss asked me to go visit a company which want...

  • Red Bull For The Red Eye

    Read Red Bull For The Red Eye One night as I'm closing the gate to the store, a customer runs up. Customer: "Please! ...

  • Livestreaming Versus Lifesaving

    Read Livestreaming Versus Lifesaving I lay her down into the recovery position and call my manager over the radio. I'...

  • The Dishwasher Is Clean

    Read The Dishwasher Is Clean One day, I got there way outside of opening hours to pick up my jacket, and I found Simo...

  • The Art Of Wife-Generated Shopping Lists

    Read The Art Of Wife-Generated Shopping Lists Customer: "I need some artsy fartsy sweetener." Me: "I'm sorry, some… w...

  • High GI, Low IQ

    Read High GI, Low IQ A coworker is taking a break near the store's cafeteria. A customer seems to take offense to thi...

  • Don’t Look Backup In Anger

    Read Don’t Look Backup In Anger I was a new tech support worker. A customer called in angry, making demands and threa...

  • Creating A Little Monster

    Read Creating A Little Monster My five-year-old son runs into my bedroom and says to my wife and me: Son: "There's a ...

  • Hi-Jacking The Forum

    Read Hi-Jacking The Forum Friend: "Your moderator BANNED ME! All I did was say hi and now I can't get in!" Me: "Well,...

  • Taxing Faxing, Part 45

    Read Taxing Faxing, Part 45 I used to work in a copy shop/post office in the early 2000s. Customer: "Your fax machine...

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    Read My brother is a manager at a service station, and they have magpies who like to nest outside the store, these bi...

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    Read I own a small computer store. I have told a few stories from my interesting assortment of customers on here befo...

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    Read I got laid off from my job at a call center to be replaced by an AI. Supposedly the AI was supposed to reduce ca...

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    Read I have this friend who always likes to crack jokes and be funny. Once he and his wife had a couple of friends vi...

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    Read So my Sister and her family visited me in Berlin one Summer and one of her little girls (around 5-6 years old at...

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    Read (This company works on site a lot. It’s not so hard as being on an oil platform in the North Sea for months on e...

  • Catch A Flight Or A Cold

    Read Catch A Flight Or A Cold A customer who booked a flight and hotel package with us called us fifteen minutes afte...

  • To B-12, Or Not To B-12

    Read To B-12, Or Not To B-12 Our store is doing a buy one get one free on vitamins. Customer: "You only have one bott...

  • A Real Debbie Downer

    Read A Real Debbie Downer One busy Saturday, the manager sent me to cover for Debbie while she was on lunch break. An...