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Read A West Side Story Me: "No, I'm sorry, we only cover the west side of town. You wanna call our Elm Street locatio...
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Read Ever since I was a kid, I’ve gotten nosebleeds. Most of the time I’m able to catch them before I start dripping ...
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Read My dad is over visiting as he often does. My kid gets frustrated over something. Kid: Jesus Christ! (My old-scho...
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Read When E-Free Was A Thing A younger guy, probably eighteen or nineteen, not a customer of ours, came in and asked ...
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Read Pizzas Are Cooked, Not Conjured Customer: "Yeah, I'd like one pizza delivered. Can I have that at 12:30?" Me: "U...
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Read For Ink, Press X Customer: "My printer is out of ink. It says I need Magneto." Read For Ink, Press X
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Read Alliteration Stations! One of my coworkers has been assigned to make announcements to the customers over the sto...
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Read Free Period Isn’t Free Me: "I'll need to set up an account for you. Do you have a school credit card?" Caller: "...
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Read A Signal Saga Agent: "Hello, my name is Jason. Can I please have your name?" Me: *Gives name.* Agent: "Hello, my...
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Read Grassroots Crime Wave Colleague: "Drive us to [Address] in [Village] for… uh… [uses the code for a stolen vehicl...
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Read SELECT * FROM Disaster Out of nowhere, suddenly our servers started screaming at a pitch I don't ever want to he...
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Read Overdressed And Underfunded Me: "Your total is $22.30." Customer: "All I have is a $20." Me: "Did you want to ta...
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Read Points Of Contention Me: "I'm afraid that's not an active campaign anymore." Customer: "Well, you should let me ...
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Read Better Late Than Felon Facility Nurse: "But I had car trouble!" Me: "I understand, but I can’t let you in for th...
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Read Gratuity ≠ Guarantee Customer: *Places the spare coins into the tip box." Me: "Thank you, sir!" Customer: "You c...
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Read Laptop Flop, Part 46 Me: "Remember to bring the power cord." Mom: "What's that?" Me: "The thing you plug into th...
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Read Stay In Your Lane, Literally Me: "I can see you're upset about this, but I'm very sorry, we are allowed to swim ...
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Read A Different Kind Of Trolley Problem Little Girl: "Can you take the baby back?" Cashier: *Holding back a laugh.* ...
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Read At the time my son is about a year old and at the age where he’s crawling and getting into everything. We’ve bab...
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Read That Counts As The Toxicology Report I'm walking into a ward to help treat an unruly ER patient who has sustaine...