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Read Out Of Stock And Out Of Luck We have a regular fella who always looks carefully at everything on the shelf and t...
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Read Perception Is Nine-Tenths Of The Performance Me: "So, please tell me why I'm only scoring 'satisfactory' when I'...
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Read Wrap Your Head Around This Concept Customer: "If my girlfriend doesn’t like this burrito, can I come back and ge...
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Read Regards, Mom M. Mommywitz My daughter is a good student who loves school, so she's terrified. In a panic, she st...
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Read No Aptitude For Latitude, Part 5 Me: "I'm from here, but my family is Mexican." Opponent: "Ah, cool. I hope they...
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Read Pop Goes The Refund Kid: "I bought these for my sister's birthday, but I need the money for something else. I'll...
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Read I recently had to say my final goodbye to my beloved cat of 19.5 years, Sonnenlicht. We had one final sunny Sund...
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Read After picking up our youngest son from college for the holiday break, my husband participates in a work meeting ...
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Read I’m a doctor at a local police force. My work is simple: we audit the officer’s medical licenses, PTO and that s...
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Read Long Live The Queen My city has been hosting the playoffs and conferences for the past few weeks, so we've had s...
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Read [I went to my first sci-fi convention in the 1980s. It was being held at a high end motel near the Pentagon. I w...
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Read I was staying at my mom’s place and sleeping on a mat in the living room. One morning, she overheard me talking....
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Read Need That Blood Sugar High Noon Our fast food place opens at 10 AM, but we don't do delivery until noon. A calle...
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Read (I am a middle school teacher [ages 12-14] and I have come to school during winter break to get some work done. ...
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Read California Dreamin’ Up Distances I worked as the Reservations Manager at a hotel in Oregon, and my shift kicked ...
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Read “I Don’t Think About You At All” Cashier: "The receipt lists the original price of $39.99 here, and then directl...
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Read Snow Means Snow Me: "I'm sorry, but they're not answering. They may be short-staffed or may have closed early be...
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Read Turnabout Is Fair Play I bought a TV at Costco for $1,200. Two weeks later, while I was in the store, I saw that...
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Read Baggage Claim Me: "Would you like some help taking those groceries to your vehicle?" Customer: "Yes, please." I ...
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Read There Was Unexpected Output Our phones had several buttons: 'after call', 'away from keyboard', 'log in', 'log o...