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Read At the time my son is about a year old and at the age where he’s crawling and getting into everything. We’ve bab...
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Read That Counts As The Toxicology Report I'm walking into a ward to help treat an unruly ER patient who has sustaine...
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Read My mother and I are talking with my sister and my three year old niece. We are asking g her questions about her ...
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Read Adult Supervision Is No Kidding Me: "Ma'am, you need to pay attention to your kids." Woman: *Snaps back.* "His s...
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Read Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room Customer: "What's on the menu?!" Me: *Pointing to the menu in front of him.* ...
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Read Supply, Demand, Deny Supervisor: "If the shelf is empty, then we're out." Me: "Could you order more to keep in s...
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Read A Menu-mental Breakdown Manager: "No, sir, for the eleventh time, we will not make that. It was your choice to s...
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Read Burn Notice Manager: "We all recognize the order. She calls every week. You're about to get to the payment part,...
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Read Infant-ile Entitlement I was with a friend dropping off her kids at daycare. I was carrying her youngest, who ke...
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Read Must Be Comforting To Know It Wasn’t You In an effort to avoid finger strain, my mom dictates texts instead of t...
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Read Horned Melon Has Entered The Chat Friend: "When you think about it, banana is a really stupid name." Me: "Huh?" ...
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Read We Have A Little Sip-uation A customer comes into our 24-hour diner late at night. He was clearly slurring his s...
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Read (My daughter’s class just had a test. Of course everyone is commenting.) Classmate: “Man, this test was so hard!...
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Read Has Aptitude For Latitude I'm teaching my class a basic geography lesson, and explaining why days and nights can...
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Read At my apartment complex we had a communal laundry on each floor to serve everyone on the floor. It was not coin ...
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Read (I’m female and chatting with a male coworker. His family moved to Europe when he was a baby, so he attended sch...
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Read There was a guy in my class who was known to be disruptive. The type of guy where maturity goes out the window. ...
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Read I work for one of the large Supermarket chains in the UK as part of the Click and Collect team. This morning, I ...
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Read This is the story of how I lost an eye. When I was little I participated in synchronized skating. As I grew olde...
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Read ATM-pting To Avoid Taxes Me: "Hi, sir, sorry, but our debit machine isn't working right now. Any transactions ha...