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Read The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 38 Customer: "Why is it charging me $100?" Me: "You said you wanted $10...
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Read Let Sleeping PCs Lie I worked tech support in the mid-nineties. Someone in HR phoned us: HR Employee: "My PC has...
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Read What The Craic?! A customer is holding some novelty 'Irish Accent Mouth Spray'. Customer: "Does this actually wo...
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Read About To Have A Root Awakening New Hire: "Why is there so much dirt in the lettuce?" Me: "They come direct from ...
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Read Furniture Suite Before The Operating Suite Customer: "Can you please hurry?" Me: "Our guys are going as fast as ...
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Read Dropped Coverage The store was clamping down on hours and got on your a** if you went over your prescribed shift...
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Read British Colombia I was happily working away down the produce section of the supermarket I worked in when I overh...
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Read It’s Like If Wishing For More Wishes Was A Form Me: "The difference in price for the expedited delivery would be...
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Read Steaks On A Plane Expenses Guy: "Meals will only be provided during actual business travel, and that travel to a...
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Read Illuminating The Candy Aisle At the grocery store, we had the following conversation: Me: "I am definitely cravi...
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Read Sherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Non-Arizonan Arizonan Me: "Sir, I can’t sell you those drinks. It's after...
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Read Faith Can Move Mountains, Not Trailers Our two boys (eight and four) are off playing somewhere when I suddenly h...
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Read Kara-Not-Okay Neighbor: "What language was that?" Japanese Neighbor: "Japanese." Neighbor: "How do you know how ...
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Read The Architect Of Their Argument’s Demise Guest: "I hate the way your parking garage is set up!" Me: "I'm sorry t...
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Read I volunteer with a youth organisation where everyone wears a uniform. After a meeting, I went to a nearby superm...
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Read The Cost Of Inflation Tech: "Ma'am, when did [Dog's Name] last eat?" Woman: "I already told her that!" *Pointing...
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Read When I arrived on US Air Force Site 5 in Morocco in May of 1957, a black dog with white markings named Bonnie ha...
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Read This Is Nanny My Business Me: "How can I help you?" Customer: "Hi, my little angel here gets quite excited when ...
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Read Thirty five years. And every year, it happens. Usually more than once. It is an AP level computer science class....
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Read [When I was in 7th grade, I was in school band. There were three band classes, mostly assigned by grade. I was i...