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Read I get up to use the restroom and a coworker is leaving for the day. I let him go before me, as it’s a Friday and...
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Read I’m a straight, able-bodied (to use the term loosely; I’m a bit of a couch potato), white-as-the-driven-snow, ci...
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Read A Moo-t Point Customer: "I'll get the strawberry milkshake please!" Me: "Would you like whip on top of that?" Cu...
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Read How To Check Out Before Checking In Guest: *Walking in.* "I'd like to book a room, please. A nice one with a vie...
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Read They Need A Better Ideas Generator A number of years ago, our region (Pacific Northwest) had a fairly strong ear...
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Read No Room for Interpretation Without fail, every single time I would have multiple people come in and ask if we ha...
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Read FAFO With FMLA After she had the kid, she dropped in pretty regularly to show the kid off and gossip with some p...
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Read Hashtag Hot Customer: "The drinks on your menu listed under 'Hot', that means they're hot, right?" Me: "Uh… yes....
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Read Excelling At Excel-ing Back in the day, I was a new hire and had to take a skills test to prove I knew how to us...
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Read Refundamentally Wrong Customer: "I wanna return my phone. I have the receipt." Me: "Okay, thanks for the receipt...
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Read Time Served My friend had requested their holiday in advance and stated that, on the request, they had a plane f...
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Read Proof That Some Of Us Have Evolved Backward I'm working at a Natural History Museum. A visitor points to a diora...
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Read Confessions From The Throne Room Customer: "I need to use the employee restroom." Me: "That's in an employee-onl...
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Read Making Mute Points This man was the master of using the mute button. We all knew to keep an ear out for when Mik...
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Read I Arthur C. What You Did There, Isaac! My wife and I are being sappy: Me: "You know, while I don't really believ...
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Read When Their Foundational Knowledge Isn’t Customer: "Can you tell me what shade of foundation I should wear? I hav...
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Read The Boyfriend(s) Hypothesis Me: *To my husband.* "I got a lot of weird looks from [Teacher] and [Teacher's Assis...
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Read He Wanted A Manager, I Wanted A Shower Creeper: "Would you believe that I'm single?" Me: "I'm not." Creeper: "Yo...
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Read Eggs-tra Large Misunderstanding A customer is holding a carton of eggs and asks: Customer: "How do the chickens ...
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Read (My oldest daughter has frankly terrible taste in boyfriends. Every single one she has brought home has been cra...