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Read Thirty five years. And every year, it happens. Usually more than once. It is an AP level computer science class....
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Read [When I was in 7th grade, I was in school band. There were three band classes, mostly assigned by grade. I was i...
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Read (I have resting b***h face and am a very quiet and serious person on top of it.) (I am talking to one of my co-w...
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Read Give Them An Inch And They’ll Take An Hour Manager: "Ma'am, we open at eight." Customer: "Someone let me in earl...
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Read Back in high school I had a class mate who was a big brain. He was chill about it, the problem is that another g...
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Read The Let Down Caller: "I need my tenants evicted now! They're not paying rent! I need my money!" Me: "Okay, have ...
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Read The Architect Of Customer Shut Downs Customer: "And another thing! You need to have more bathrooms!" Me: "We're ...
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Read Physically Impossible Me: "Due to the lockdowns, they can't be brought in. Our mailing address is PO Box 123 in ...
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Read No Strings Attached… Unfortunately Me: "I bought what was supposed to be a complete and working item. This item ...
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Read Un-Beer-lievable Tenacity Teenager: "You can't do this! I'm sixteen!" Me: "You are, barely. But your friends who...
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Read It Just Doesn’t Make Cents My total came to $27.06. I gave her $30 and a dime. $30.10, granted, not everyone can...
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Read When They Miss The Movie… And The Hint… Customer: "Can I try them all on again?" Me: "We close in five minutes."...
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Read Putting The “Ire” In Hire Recruiter: "Seems you made stupid decision and choose wrong recruiter and wrong agency...
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Read Tax Is Gospel I'm cashing out an older lady at the checkout. As soon as I ring up the last item: Customer: "And ...
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Read Getting Some Grease And Quiet I work as a service writer for the service department of a semi-truck dealership l...
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Read Crabsolutely Not, Part 2 Customer: "So, your bucket of crab… with corn and potatoes?" Me: "Yes, sir." Customer: ...
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Read Little White Porkies Me: "Okay, so that’s a table for four people this Sunday at midday. Is this for a special o...
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Read So THAT’S Why The Chicken Crossed The Road We're eating quite late at a tapas restaurant, and as we are given ou...
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Read Tabling That Discussion Customer: "Can you move this table?" Me: "The tables are bolted to the floor." Customer:...
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Read Should Have Been A Fitting End My grandmother, who had stored The Dress in her closet, pulled it out and said: "...