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Read The Neverending Store-y Card Customer: "Hi, I want to pay with my [Store Name] card." Me: "Sure, no problem." Th...
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Read The Rosetta Scone Me: "Hey [Coworker], what's this? I don't get it." Coworker: "That's the cheat sheet of 'custo...
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Read Ironically, They’re Being Very Liberal With Their History, Part 2 Customer: "That plantation tour was completely...
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Read Fix The Pod Bay Doors, Pal Me: "Um... I don't know anything about doors." Maintenance Tech: "Well, it's your dep...
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Read A Little Bit Of Tim In Every Bite Customer: "I'll have some of Tim's bits, please." Me: "They're called Timbits,...
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Read Face Off Customer: "Tell me your number." Me: "You already called our number." Customer: "No, your personal cell...
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Read PTOast I worked at a place where PTO had to be taken in four-hour increments and sick time in two-hour increment...
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Read Running On Entitlement Driver: "You! Pump my fuel for me! $50!" Coworker: "Uh, it would be difficult for me to d...
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Read Pregnant With Possibility Wife: "Honey, maybe you should lose some weight." Me: "Why?" Read Pregnant With Possib...
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Read Oh Deer, Here We Go Again One of them asks a question, or I should say… THE question. The one stupid question th...
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Read Pushing The Envelope A Little Too Far Me: "Certainly. How would you like the cash broken down?" Customer: "It's ...
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Read A man comes to the public finance center where I work at the reception desk. He runs into a female coworker and ...
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Read Going On A College Guilt Trip! Chaperone: "Wow! You got a sand dollar!" Me: "Yep! It's cool, I've never found on...
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Read The $300 Windfall Mom: "We're at the vet." Me: "Oh no! What happened?" Mom: "He wasn't eating and was acting wei...
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Read I’m an administrator at a large high school. I was previously a Spanish teacher at the same school for several y...
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Read Suite Child O’ Mine Lady: "I’m not trying to be a b****, but this is unacceptable. I stay here multiple times a ...
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Read This story: https://notalwaysright.com/free-joke-paid-in-spirit/402185/ reminded me that I had a “It Must Be Fre...
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Read When I was about 12. My brother was at work when it began snowing, when he came back, mom needed to leave and he...
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Read This takes place a little less than a year ago, during my last week of my sophomore year of high school. My teac...
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Read Saying No Struck A Cord With This Caller Caller: "I lost the cord." Me: "I'm sorry to hear that. Were you lookin...