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Read (My oldest daughter has frankly terrible taste in boyfriends. Every single one she has brought home has been cra...
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Read Date Of Birth Control I'm in line to pick up my meds. There's a sign at the pharmacy counter: Sign: "Husbands! P...
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Read We have a five month old, a very opinionated cat, and rude dog. I inform my husband I want to own a betta fish a...
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Read An Alias With An Extra ‘S’ This guy walks up to the desk. Me: "Hello. Checking in?" Guest: "No. I need a new key...
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Read Had 3 men trying to check into my hotel. The boss of the group was using translate on their phone and already ha...
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Read For the reference of the story, I am gay, and the time, had a black boyfriend. I was working the service desk at...
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Read Fueled By Optimism A guy comes in with a gasoline canister. Customer: "I was here this morning to get this filed...
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Read I’m a new intern at a car manufacturer, meant to be helping make instruction manuals. My trainer is showing me a...
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Read I work for a state agency (think environmental department) and I essentially regulate the amount of pollutants e...
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Read The Butter Truth Customer: "I need brown butter. It's for a recipe!" Me: "Ma'am, that's not sold, it's something...
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Read The Dinosaur Who Cried Wolf Guest: "Why haven't they reintroduced the Newfoundland Wolf?" Me: "Well ma'am, they'...
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Read Are Queue Serious? The electronic gates at the airport show videos to the passengers of what to do. They show ac...
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Read OSHAaaht Up! Project Manager: "Okay, I hear we have to do this OSHA thing? It seems like a waste of time, to be ...
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Read There’s No Thinking Happening Outside This Box Customer: "Wow, it must be cramped in there." Me: *Confused.* "Wh...
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Read A Double Take Counter Lady: "Well, no need to ask about your relationship; you're clearly his dad." Awkward. I g...
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Read The Ups And Downs Of Retail A customer approaches me at my counter. We're on the top floor of the department sto...
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Read I.D. Rather Not Cashier: "Can I see some ID?" Customer: "Why?" Cashier: "Your card is asking me to." Customer: "...
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Read This Is Why You Don’t Dine By Algorithm Customer: "Oh, I don't like onion. Instead of the onion soup, could I ge...
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Read Technical Debt Collectors Several months later, I was promoted and asked for a raise to go with my promotion. Th...
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Read Cream, Sugar, And Sour Grapes Customer: "What's going on out there?" Me: "It's the annual Pride parade today." C...