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    Read (My oldest daughter has frankly terrible taste in boyfriends. Every single one she has brought home has been cra...

  • Date Of Birth Control

    Read Date Of Birth Control I'm in line to pick up my meds. There's a sign at the pharmacy counter: Sign: "Husbands! P...

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    Read We have a five month old, a very opinionated cat, and rude dog. I inform my husband I want to own a betta fish a...

  • An Alias With An Extra ‘S’

    Read An Alias With An Extra ‘S’ This guy walks up to the desk. Me: "Hello. Checking in?" Guest: "No. I need a new key...

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    Read Had 3 men trying to check into my hotel. The boss of the group was using translate on their phone and already ha...

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    Read For the reference of the story, I am gay, and the time, had a black boyfriend. I was working the service desk at...

  • Fueled By Optimism

    Read Fueled By Optimism A guy comes in with a gasoline canister. Customer: "I was here this morning to get this filed...

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    Read I’m a new intern at a car manufacturer, meant to be helping make instruction manuals. My trainer is showing me a...

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    Read I work for a state agency (think environmental department) and I essentially regulate the amount of pollutants e...

  • The Butter Truth

    Read The Butter Truth Customer: "I need brown butter. It's for a recipe!" Me: "Ma'am, that's not sold, it's something...

  • The Dinosaur Who Cried Wolf

    Read The Dinosaur Who Cried Wolf Guest: "Why haven't they reintroduced the Newfoundland Wolf?" Me: "Well ma'am, they'...

  • Are Queue Serious?

    Read Are Queue Serious? The electronic gates at the airport show videos to the passengers of what to do. They show ac...

  • OSHAaaht Up!

    Read OSHAaaht Up! Project Manager: "Okay, I hear we have to do this OSHA thing? It seems like a waste of time, to be ...

  • There’s No Thinking Happening Outside This Box

    Read There’s No Thinking Happening Outside This Box Customer: "Wow, it must be cramped in there." Me: *Confused.* "Wh...

  • A Double Take

    Read A Double Take Counter Lady: "Well, no need to ask about your relationship; you're clearly his dad." Awkward. I g...

  • The Ups And Downs Of Retail

    Read The Ups And Downs Of Retail A customer approaches me at my counter. We're on the top floor of the department sto...

  • I.D. Rather Not

    Read I.D. Rather Not Cashier: "Can I see some ID?" Customer: "Why?" Cashier: "Your card is asking me to." Customer: "...

  • This Is Why You Don’t Dine By Algorithm

    Read This Is Why You Don’t Dine By Algorithm Customer: "Oh, I don't like onion. Instead of the onion soup, could I ge...

  • Technical Debt Collectors

    Read Technical Debt Collectors Several months later, I was promoted and asked for a raise to go with my promotion. Th...

  • Cream, Sugar, And Sour Grapes

    Read Cream, Sugar, And Sour Grapes Customer: "What's going on out there?" Me: "It's the annual Pride parade today." C...