Entries
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Read This is the story of how I lost an eye. When I was little I participated in synchronized skating. As I grew olde...
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Read ATM-pting To Avoid Taxes Me: "Hi, sir, sorry, but our debit machine isn't working right now. Any transactions ha...
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Read Shadow Of A Doubt Husband: *Angry.* "Where the h*** are you sourcing the stone?! I thought you said it was all m...
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Read Putting The Trainwreck Into Training Boss: "How's the situation with [Site]?" Me: "Same as last time. When the w...
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Read Baggage In The Bagging Area A customer is getting the usual slew of self-checkout error messages: Self-Checkout:...
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Read A No-Can-Dy Attitude Customer: "I'm looking for sugar-free candy without any food dyes, organic, and sweetened w...
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Read Taken To-Go Far I had to step away to call someone. I was gone less than five minutes and came back to find my f...
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Read Potty Mouth My cousin is two years old and being potty-trained. She talked early and was quite intelligent. The ...
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Read We’ve All Worked There At Some Point Brother: "I don't work here." Customer: "Stop lying! Yes, you do!" Brother:...
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Read Should Have Seen That Twist Coming Me: "Can I interest anyone in a dessert?" Customer: "Ooh! Do you have those… ...
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Read Like all of us, I get scam calls. Most of mine get filtered, but one day while at the office, I get a call from ...
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Read I have submitted several stories about my pain in the rear mother in law including this one ( https://notalwaysr...
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Read I’m doing tours through an old part of the city. It’s a walking tour of supposedly haunted buildings for Hallowe...
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Read I worked in a call center back in the precambrian age of ADSL. An man in his mid-90s called over a cell phone, w...
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Read I’m at a store where all the employees where distinctive red vests with white targets on the back and front. I’m...
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Read Many years ago I worked as an office temp during summer breaks. At the time of this story, I’m spending a few da...
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Read To Topping It All Off Me: "Okay, sir, that will be $5." Customer: "No! It's $3!" Me: "Each extra topping is fift...
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Read Their Travel Section Must Be Enormous A woman walks up to the bookstore's info desk and asks: Customer: "Where a...
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Read A Side Of TMI Manager: "How can I help you tonight, ma'am?" Me: "I swear I don't usually do this, but I think yo...
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Read Gluten For Punishment Customer: "I'm gluten-free." Me: "Well, we have some bottles of gluten-free beer available...