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Read Sorry, Only One Cliché A Day, Please A guy brings a sealed internet router box into the store. Customer: "I boug...
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Read Exhaust-ing Hobby I worked an overnight security shift. There was a parking garage on site under the building I ...
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Read All Knowing Meets All No-ing Customer: "I need a refund on this." Me: "That's not a brand that we sell. Customer...
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Read Whoop, There It Is! Dad: "They sing 'Simple sister got whooping cough'. It sounds like something from the Chauce...
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Read Slices Of History Me: "It's the best thing since sliced bread." Friend: "Ugh. I hate that expression. It makes n...
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Read Worst Game Of Twenty Questions Ever Customer: "It keeps giving me some weird message!" I follow her over to the ...
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Read My wife has asked me to pick her up a sandwich from the deli on my way home. While I wait, I see that her first ...
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Read Can’t See The Forest For The Tree I work as a groundskeeper at a school. I'll sometimes chat to the parents duri...
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Read I am posting this as the bad customer, because I need too for my own sense of penance. I will start by saying, I...
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Read I was about 7, and my teacher was absent, so we got a sub. Now, in this class, we had a “strike” system. If you ...
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Read ID Rather Not You have to be eighteen to drink in the UK, and you have to carry valid ID. You know what's NOT a ...
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Read A few years ago, a doctor opened a practice and wanted to buy a piece of medical equipment. I’m in sales and sen...
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Read I seriously thought this was just an urban legend. About half an hour after everyone finished their lunch breaks...
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Read Losing A Customer, Not Sleep Customer: "I don't have the discount card, but it should be on file." Cashier: "We ...
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Read (I carpooled with some college friends to another friend’s wedding downstate. The morning of, we are in the brea...
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Read Explaining Insurance Is Taxing I work in car insurance. One of the areas I was working in had a huge uptick in a...
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Read Can Some Of Them Even Count To Fifty? Sign: Hawaii is a state in the United States, so you're still in America. ...
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Read They Want A Power Sour Me: "Hmm, I thought I saw them in the candy aisle yesterday. Let's have a look." The cust...
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Read Losing The Wrap Battle Me: "New forks?" Cafeteria Worker: "Yeah, too many complaints." Me: "So, a different biod...
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Read This Roll Is Lit I work at a sushi restaurant, and we have a special roll that we set on fire when we bring it o...