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  • Flagging Down An Ambulance

    Read Flagging Down An Ambulance I'm working from home and take a moment to hang out my washing on a sunny day, and I ...

  • Trying To Avoid Boosting The Economy

    Read Trying To Avoid Boosting The Economy I work at a car rental agency. A lady walks in to pick up a bog standard re...

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    Read This story: (https://notalwaysright.com/california-dreaming-because-im-asleep/387692/) reminded me of something ...

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    Read One Sunday in my early teen I was at church with my friends. At the end of the service, the priest announced tha...

  • Tip For Tat

    Read Tip For Tat They ordered raspberry margaritas with salt, an appetizer, and two steak entrees; the entire time be...

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    Read During the pandemic, I was a software testing engineer for a telco and working fully remote. I’m troubleshooting...

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    Read (I have recently started a new job where one of my duties is to verify that grocery store sales tags and display...

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    Read So this is the story of how I got shot. I was working at a small convince store. A guy came in to rob us, pulled...

  • Fishful Thinking

    Read Fishful Thinking Customer: "How fresh are your fish?" Me: "We gave a guy who buys them every morning from the ci...

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    Read In Sweden, people are generally paid monthly and usually on the 25th every month. This story takes place on the ...

  • Fork Around and Find Out

    Read Fork Around and Find Out Customer: "Where do I get napkins?" Me: "Right in front of you, less than a foot to you...

  • It Will Be Kilo-Hours Before He Gets It, Part 6

    Read It Will Be Kilo-Hours Before He Gets It, Part 6 Flight Departure: "3:35 PM (15:35)." Husband: "What are those nu...

  • Don’t Leave Things Until The Eleventh Hour

    Read Don’t Leave Things Until The Eleventh Hour Customer: "But she's getting gas!" Me: "She started to fill up before...

  • Baby Steps

    Read Baby Steps Head Of IT: "Oh yeah, I should have told you that can happen. These people need the most detailed ste...

  • NAR Villain Origin Story: Meet Mr. Fedora Feather

    Read NAR Villain Origin Story: Meet Mr. Fedora Feather Loss Prevention Officer: "[Manager], I'm going to show you thi...

  • Protecting The Nuclear Family

    Read Protecting The Nuclear Family I am now retired, but in the 1970's I worked field services for a company that man...

  • You Can Taste So Many Accents

    Read You Can Taste So Many Accents Customer: "I want a nice white wine." Me: "Did you have a preference on grape or r...

  • Not Understanding The Sign Language

    Read Not Understanding The Sign Language Foreign Company: "Before we sign the license agreement, can you send us a te...

  • Coffee Cabinet Meeting

    Read Coffee Cabinet Meeting Manager: "Ma'am, this is going to be your only warning. You will treat all of us with res...

  • An Unqualified Success

    Read An Unqualified Success I had applied for an opening in their IT department. I interviewed for the position, and ...