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Read This was an election year, and Biden had just dropped out making his VP the democratic candidate. I’m having lun...
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Read Shell Yeah, That’s A Tortilla Customer: "Where are the burrito shells?" Me: "Do you mean tortillas?" Customer: "...
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Read Expect A Baby, Not A Refund A woman came into our store wanting a return. Me: "Ma'am, this is an opened pregnanc...
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Read Doll In A Day’s Work Client: "Oh, oh! How wonderful! And it won't cost me anything?" Me: "Indeed, this is free o...
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Read The Tribunal Effect Manager: "Yeah, the project needs all these parameters set up by Monday." Coworker: "That's ...
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Read A Sign Of Trouble I’m a hotel receptionist, and our location still uses paper registration forms. A little old-f...
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Read Losing Agency Over This I went to an interview once, last-minute, after pressure from a (notorious) job agency t...
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Read Priceless Comebacks To Lazy Customers Caller: "I need you to Google something for me." Me: "If you have any ques...
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Read Return Of The Mac This is when Kevin decides it's a good time to break the screen accidentally. We replaced the ...
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Read Built To Code, Not By Code Me: "That's the steel beam." Husband: "Why is it so big?" Me: "It's holding up the en...
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Read Pee Kind, Rewind… That Statement Employee #2: "I don't know why [Employee #1] didn't just ask her to leave. It's...
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Read Talking About Ads Ad Nauseam Customer: "If I show up at 7:05 PM, will I be able to catch the previews and miss t...
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Read The Good Scamaritan As I approached the door, a young woman accompanied by a boy of around seven or eight, smili...
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Read Carpe Per Diem! Then a new manager shows up who wants to fix things that aren't broken, and decided to scrap all...
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Read Rebate And Switch Me: "All right, your total is $11.14." Customer: "No, it's $5.99." Me: "You pay the full price...
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Read An A-Peel For Information Me: "What's going on?" Wife: "I gave her a banana. She ate half." Me: "Okay?" Wife: "T...
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Read Time To Beat Some New Words Into Them One of my buddy's girlfriends in college was talking about taking a self-d...
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Read Cardly Secure Customer: "Hi, I'd like to get a new card. This one has been compromised. But can the new one have...
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Read Shortly after I got married, I bought myself a set of nice measuring cups and spoons. It soon became a thing tha...
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Read *I am stocking produce at the grocery store i work at and a family with a child comes through. we are minding ou...