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Read An Unqualified Success I had applied for an opening in their IT department. I interviewed for the position, and ...
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Read Day Care, Don’t Care Parent: "I've just decided that you shouldn't be charging us." Me: "I… uh, what?" Parent: "...
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Read Don’t Have A Cow, Man Customer: "I need 600 kg of beef mince." Me: "You mean 600 grams?" Customer: "Nope, I have...
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Read Live From Last Summer! Me: "[Boss], did the security company report any outages?" Boss: "Are you talking about t...
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Read Miso Confused Right Now Caller: "And make sure the soup is on the side!" I'm here thinking like, yeah, of cours...
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Read The Makeup Of American Politics It's the season of the US Presidential Election, which is always a fun time to b...
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Read That Was A Ruff Landing We were at a very popular off-leash area the day after Christmas, with lots of dogs happ...
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Read Drop That Customer Like It’s Hot Customer: "Can I get a ticket to 'Snoop Dog Millionaire'?" Me: "Uh, you mean 'S...
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Read When this happened I lived in an apartment. One day I get back home and, when entering the hall from the main do...
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Read Well, Since We’re Making Things Up… Boy: "What's wrong with her? Does she have chicken pox?" The mom looks at me...
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Read This was at the liquor store I worked at for ten years. (I’m also the author of the story about the meth head wh...
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Read No Room In The Budget I had a mom come to check in, and she leaned in close and told me they can’t afford the ro...
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Read (I’m the author of the story “Straining Training”. Reading that story, you could be forgiven for thinking that m...
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Read When I was a little kid, many many years ago, there was this hawker in our little town, who used to roam the str...
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Read Missing The (Connection) Point Customer: "I want you to install a 3G card into my laptop." Me: "Okay, I see the ...
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Read A guy is buying something with cash. I notice that the bill he hands me has a distinct, fresh, yellowish brown s...
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Read I work in a restaurant that offers several vegetarian and vegan options. Two (admittedly large) women come in, a...
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Read This Request Is Off The Rails Customer: "Hello, there are protesters blocking the tracks." Cousin: "Yes, we’ve b...
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Read Free Of Worries, Not Free Of Gluten Me: "Any food allergies or intolerances I should be aware of?" Customer: "Gl...
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Read The Great White Nope Me: "I'm sorry, but you can't paint outside in this weather. It's minus twenty out, and the...