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Read Cancel Culturally Deficient Caller: *Angry.* "What the f*** is this reminder fee on my account?!" Me: "That's a ...
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Read Dialing Up The Past Coworker: "—Kids today are so spoiled." *To his son.* "Do you know how lucky you are?" Cowor...
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Read A Storm Of Entitlement, Part 10 I work at an insurance agency. Literally the day before a major hurricane makes ...
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Read SMS = Social Media Service Teen #1: "I texted mom to ask her if she wanted the regular ranch or the brand that's...
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Read Croak and Dagger I live with two other housemates in a pretty rural, swampy part of the country. I'm in my room,...
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Read Bridge Over Troubled Data Customer: "I want to transfer the information from my old phone to my new one." Me: "I...
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Read [In high school, I taught myself the BASIC computer language for the TRS-80. So when I got to college, I was fai...
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Read I vividly remember my high school graduation for all the wrong reasons. The event itself was frustrating for me ...
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Read Been reading stories on the female period, and my wife is currently on hers, so this is very current. We’ve been...
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Read When Suite Turns Sour Guest: "I want an upgrade tomorrow." He’s here about eight nights. Me: "Unfortunately, an ...
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Read (I once lived with/dated a special kind of idiot. Now that I am several years removed, I can laugh at some of hi...
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Read One time when we were still in school, my best friend [BFF] and I wanted to earn a little extra cash so we could...
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Read Disappointed With The Fabric Of Reality Customer: "I want to return this t-shirt." Me: "May I ask why?" Read Dis...
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Read I work in security. We have a very young female coworker who is an absolute one-of-a-kind when it comes to mobil...
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Read Complaint Recursion Sign: "Customers beware: Managers who are only summoned to repeat store policy that has been...
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Read Powered By Wishful Thinking Me: "What did you use to charge it?" Customer: "It should come charged." Me: "So you...
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Read Should Have A “No Backup” Plan Me: "Sir, we don’t have any in the back, of it’s not on the shelf, we’re sold out...
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Read The Pie’s The Limit Cashier: "What are you getting?" Me: "Can I get one apple pie, please?" *I hold out my coupo...
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Read Can’t Resist A Fire Sale The fire alarm has gone off in the store, so I am telling the customers in my vicinity ...
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Read Pass And Furious Boss: "I'm a guest at the hotel, and I'm trying to drive out for the evening, and it's saying I...