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Read The Cake Is Real, The Coke Is A Lie Me: "Sir, I literally cannot make a soda for you." Customer: "I'd like to sp...
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Read Turned Out To Be An Uplifting Experience One day, we were servicing a pretty new vehicle, one that was still on ...
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Read Making It Salmon-else’s Problem Customer: "Can I ask for some suggestions on something healthy?" Me: "For that, ...
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Read The Situation Is Static This poor guy has had five different laptops, docking stations, and monitor sets from bo...
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Read We Are Going To Give You… The Chance To Leave With Some Dignity Customer: "What are you gonna do for me?" Manage...
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Read How Do I Explain This Shrimply Customer: "Excuse me, I ordered the garlic shrimp pasta, but it's not good." Me: ...
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Read Too Few To Chew Me: "That's weird. We should still have twenty more lunch sacks. [Coworker]? Is there another bo...
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Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30 Customer: "The machine isn't dispensing ice!" Me: "We know. A rep...
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Read Getting Both Sides Of The Story Brother-In-Law: "I'm dyslexic." Mother-In-Law: "He was dyslexic. Now he’s in col...
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Read French Toasted/Roasted We’re on a very crowded bus in Nice, and my spouse starts hyperventilating. I start givin...
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Read That’s How Californians Roll Customer: "I want the California rolls, but without the crab." Me: "So, did you wan...
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Read When I graduated from college I ended up renting a room in a women’s house to save from money. My landlord was a...
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Read Landing The Lesson The first time Maddie jumped on my back, I said: Me: "Hey! That's dangerous! If you jump me b...
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Read Another Reason To Hate Mondays Caller: "I don't want to wear my hearing aid. Talk loud, please." Me: *As loud as...
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Read After I got my first and only retail job I was out shopping some place on vacation with my older sibling and cou...
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Read One of my first jobs was at a pretty infamous corporation that had a reputation of hiring just about anybody. As...
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Read Honk If You Want A Nice Story For Once Me: "Hey, how can I help you today?" Happy: "So, it's pretty silly, but c...
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Read When I was 11, I spent my spring break in Mexico with my biological father and brother. At one point we were cam...
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Read I’m at the local bookstore looking for a particular murder logic puzzle book (think Clue but in book form). I lo...
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Read Console Yourself In Knowing That You Tried Customer: "No, I don't want the Nintendo thing, I just want the game....