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Read Different Missionary Positions I'm driving to Costco with my mom, who is a Mormon. The news is playing on the ra...
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Read Southern Hospitality In The Northern Latitudes My mom is an American from the Midwest. She's on a trip through E...
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Read This Complaint Feels Shady, Part 2 Me: "I'm getting really annoyed with my phone. It keeps blacking out when I'm...
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Read I have a coworker, who well very sweet, cannot made a decision if it would literally save his life. Which in tur...
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Read Up To Your Nec In Weird Calls I work in a medical insurance call center. A new guy is taking some details from a...
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Read A customer comes in to return an expensive item, with her receipt. There are many items on her receipt except fo...
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Read I work in a grocery store that has two sets of gendered bathrooms and a unisex “family restroom.” The family res...
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Read Vino What You’re Doing The food there was supposed to be phenomenal, so I saved up to enjoy a nice dinner there ...
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Read My friend is a crossplayer. He’s a guy, and he identifies as male, but he dresses as female anime characters for...
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Read At the shop where I work, we’d hired on a new girl, who we’ll call Overly Paranoid Nit (OPN for short), right be...
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Read Ctrl + Alt + Deflect I worked in tech support; we had an account that was for home users. If someone had homeown...
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Read This happened back when I had just started dating. I was naïve, insecure, and convinced I needed to “catch up” t...
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Read Making No Cents I work in an arcade. Our machines take cash, not tokens, but we do give out change at the desk. ...
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Read When Shower Thoughts Aren’t Happening, Part 2 Customer: "I want to be able to shower in my own tent." Me: "We do...
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Read O, H, N, O… A customer looks at the name of our store and then walks over to me and asks: Customer: "What do A, ...
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Read Interest-ing Strategy Mortgage Company: "We see you're on track to pay off the mortgage by the end of the year a...
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Read A Breathtaking Lack Of Logic Customer: "You got any cigarettes that don't have those stupid health warnings on t...
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Read What Goes Down, Must Come Up I was on a flight once that was almost nothing but turbulence; I think we were flyi...
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Read Not What We Mean By Towel Service But I wouldn't be writing this up if she hadn't come back down to move her car...
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Read Little Green Lies Child #1: "Mama, what's for dinner?" Mother-In-Law: "Collard greens." The next child came in a...