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  • Untitled

    Read A few months ago when I went to pick up a prescription at my pharmacy the pharmacy tech complimented me on my ey...

  • Making Sense Of Nothing

    Read Making Sense Of Nothing Waiter: "Customer wants to complain." Manager: "About what?" Waiter: "She doesn't like h...

  • Not Exactly A Prints Charming

    Read Not Exactly A Prints Charming Customer: "I want [decent-sized print job]. I'll need it done immediately." Me: "N...

  • Chance Of Them Understanding Is Below Zero

    Read Chance Of Them Understanding Is Below Zero I worked at a call center for a credit union. I had a customer call i...

  • A Friendly Reminder To Get That Coworker A Cookie

    Read A Friendly Reminder To Get That Coworker A Cookie One of my managers is a big fan of "friendly reminder" emails....

  • Unexpected Comeback In The Bagging Area

    Read Unexpected Comeback In The Bagging Area I've just moved to a new neighborhood, and I'm walking into the local gr...

  • A Window Of Opportunity

    Read A Window Of Opportunity Coworker: "Okay, but why are we getting this briefing? Did someone do that and get injur...

  • Developing A Grudge

    Read Developing A Grudge Customer: "This is a picture of my husband and me and some friends on our front lawn during ...

  • Sub-Zero Tolerance

    Read Sub-Zero Tolerance Boss: "You can't be serious! You're basically across the street. Surely, you can walk." Me: "...

  • PIN-Headed, Part 35

    Read PIN-Headed, Part 35 Me: "Does your card use a PIN?" Customer: *Loudly.* "1234!" Me: *Winces.* Read PIN-Headed, P...

  • When The Bug Report Reported Back

    Read When The Bug Report Reported Back For background, when Jessica started working at this company, her manager, Bob...

  • Grin And Bear It

    Read Grin And Bear It Customer: "Does the discount come off at the end?" Me: "What discount, sir?" Customer: *Smiling...

  • One Rep Max

    Read One Rep Max I worked at a gym. An old man came over from the locker room and approached me. Gym Member: "I don't...

  • When You’re Just A Pencil Pusher

    Read When You’re Just A Pencil Pusher Boss: "John, what school did you go to?" John: "The University of Sheffield." B...

  • Very Hair Apparent

    Read Very Hair Apparent A man in his late forties asked me to help him with something on a lower shelf. I bent over, ...

  • Flat Out Confused

    Read Flat Out Confused Niece #1: "Where are the stairs?" Me: "There aren't any." Niece #2: "How do you get upstairs?"...

  • Train Of Thought That Would Work?!

    Read Train Of Thought That Would Work?! Guy: "Uh, you’re sitting in my seat." Me: *Checking ticket.* "Seats x and y, ...

  • Okay, But You Don’t Get Seconds

    Read Okay, But You Don’t Get Seconds I've just brewed a fresh pot of coffee. At that moment, a customer walks in and ...

  • Untitled

    Read A small group of people and I are waiting at a bus stop served by both local and express busses. We see a bus ap...

  • A Spoonful of Context Helps The Medicine Go Down

    Read A Spoonful of Context Helps The Medicine Go Down I teach kindergarten, and this happened about a year ago. One M...