Entries
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Read Not A Very Expansive Memory Me: "I was on Reddit, and—" Bonny: *Scandalized.* "You were on Reddit?!" Me: *Puzzle...
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Read The Only Thing Drier Is My Sense Of Humor Me: "So, this customer wants a crispy chicken burger, no sauce, no sal...
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Read A Window To The Work From Home Mentality I was on my way for the last day in the office. Call centers had to scr...
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Read Not Even In Line And Out Of Line, Part 11 Customer: "Hey, can you clear off this table for me? We are ready to s...
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Read To Be A Leader, First You Have To Be A Liability Manager: "You don't look happy." Me: "I just had to go re-insta...
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Read The Long Exchange Customer: "I want to return [item]." Coworker: "Our store doesn't do returns, only exchanges."...
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Read Dressing Down The Boss When I was nineteen, I got my first real office job. We weren’t customer-facing, so every...
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Read The Price Is Right… Here A customer in line places an assortment of tools on the counter and says: Customer: "Wh...
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Read Not Much Mind To Read A customer is looking at our selection of smart speakers. Customer: "I want to get an Alex...
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Read New But Not Improved I worked at a small IT company in the early 1990s whose computers could only use eight-char...
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Read Lifetime Achievement Award A young customer has just handed me a fake ID, and I have pointed out all the reasons...
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Read They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 9 Me: "Wow. According to this, approximately 30% of U.S. adults score ...
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Read Eclipsed By Pyjamas Me: "Wasn’t the eclipse amazing?" Best Friend: "I wouldn’t know. I didn’t see it." Me: *Stun...
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Read The Luck Stops Here Customer: "This is the Saturday paper! It has last night's lottery numbers in it!" Newspaper...
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Read I am a licensed insurance agent working in a small office with 3 other agents. Our boss does not work at our loc...
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Read Sink, Swim, Sob As I was about to leave the pool area to shower and get changed, the instructor called my name. ...
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Read When I was in fifth grade, I went to a very small private school (By small I mean that there were fifteen studen...
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Read Congrats To The Lucky Couple! As I was about to leave this morning, the head housekeeper said: "You want to see ...
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Read My family and I went on a vacation and had a great time. My husband drove the entire eight hours back (on the wa...
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Read My supervisor swears up and down that she does not have any cognitive issues despite constantly forgetting thing...