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  • Untitled

    Read I got a job at a grocery store checkout and heard this exchange from one lane over. Customer: The sign said thes...

  • Uncle Sam Wants His Fries

    Read Uncle Sam Wants His Fries Customer: "Why is my total higher? The combo should be $9.99." Me: "It's $9.99 plus ta...

  • Untitled

    Read This story (Good News! You already Have Some!) reminded me of one that happened to my son. He was working at a s...

  • I Will Not Be Your Fall Guy

    Read I Will Not Be Your Fall Guy Customer: "I slipped on the wet floor. Why are there no damn wet floor signs out to ...

  • When You’ve Had A Few Too Many Miami Vice’s

    Read When You’ve Had A Few Too Many Miami Vice’s Me: "Is there anything else I can get you?" Customer: "Yeah, we were...

  • Watt A Load Of Crap

    Read Watt A Load Of Crap Electricity is kind of weird (especially when you’re not a very good electrician) and electr...

  • FB-Eh

    Read FB-Eh Customer: "I bought this laptop from here, and it just stopped working. Can I get it replaced?" Me: "Sir, ...

  • Whyyyyy Fi

    Read Whyyyyy Fi He was our CEO. A man who thought he was highly respected (he wasn’t). I’m not sure whether he did wh...

  • Good In-Tent-ions

    Read Good In-Tent-ions Robin is sleeping in a tent. Someone vandalised the tent and stole the sleeping bag. Robin can...

  • Well, Dad Always Did Like Phishing!

    Read Well, Dad Always Did Like Phishing! Me: "Thank you for calling [ISP] technical support. How may I assist you?" C...

  • Page Against The Machine

    Read Page Against The Machine Coworker: "Why is someone printing a whole bunch of blank paper from the printer?" Me: ...

  • Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 16

    Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 16 One of my waitstaff has called me over to deal with a table, u...

  • Eggs Benedictator

    Read Eggs Benedictator Bessie has been working at our hotel chain for fifteen years as the breakfast attendant for th...

  • Put On That Pearl Necklace And Clutch It

    Read Put On That Pearl Necklace And Clutch It Customer: "I need to return this pearl necklace." She hands over the ne...

  • We Are Not “Open” To Interpretation

    Read We Are Not “Open” To Interpretation I used to manage a party store that closed at 7 PM. You’d think business hou...

  • The ‘Supervising Hours In Toilets’ Report

    Read The ‘Supervising Hours In Toilets’ Report Newer Manager: "[Coworker] just got back from their fourth poop break!...

  • Escalation Without Elevation

    Read Escalation Without Elevation Caller: *Angry.* "Why can't you do it?!" Me: "It's against policy, and I'm pretty s...

  • A Sinking Feeling About This Generation

    Read A Sinking Feeling About This Generation My wife and teenage daughters have just watched the movie 'Titanic'. It ...

  • Little Miss Leading

    Read Little Miss Leading I was flying alone, and this little girl, maybe about five years old or so, wandered down th...

  • Oregano-No-No, Part 2

    Read Oregano-No-No, Part 2 Customer: "Eww! Your pizzas have mold on them!" Me: "No, they don't. They're all fresh." C...