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  • Idling Thoughts

    Read Idling Thoughts I pulled into the gas station and stopped at a self-serve pump, which in Oregon has not always b...

  • No Close Shave With Manners

    Read No Close Shave With Manners A woman walks into the store, spots me, and clicks her fingers. Customer: "You! Wher...

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    Read My new coworker is open about having anxiety. I do my best to respect this and I understand that new jobs can be...

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    Read I work with return mail correcting addresses and other related tasks. My coworker shows me an address that has a...

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    Read I go to a school teaching both English and Chinese, and there’s new students every semester (usually), and one o...

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    Read At my workplace , a civic service volunteer was insulted at the reception desk. He wanted to file a complaint wi...

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    Read I am the author of these stories: Bringing Down The Wrath Of The Entire Flea-t If You’re Ever Frustrated At The ...

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    Read I used to work at an electronics store, at the time all of the staff were technically minded. One Saturday a cus...

  • Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 22

    Read Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 22 Caller: "Hi, yeah, can you remove a search result from Google?" Me: "Uh...

  • We’ll Call This A Dry Run

    Read We’ll Call This A Dry Run A customer places a hose gun on the returns counter. Customer: "I wanna return this. I...

  • Withdrawal Symptoms

    Read Withdrawal Symptoms Teller: "We can't give you another customer's account number." Me: "I know, I'm not asking f...

  • Trip Advisor

    Read Trip Advisor Caller: "I have no electricity! Everything has just stopped!" I send the electrician, but the custo...

  • Aura You Serious?

    Read Aura You Serious? Customer: "Don't look at me like I'm a space alien, but do you have a camera that takes a pict...

  • Read It And Make You Weep

    Read Read It And Make You Weep A woman asked me for a book. I knew it was still on the shelf and went to give it to h...

  • Out Of Your League

    Read Out Of Your League The 2026 World Cup is happening, and like most of the USA, my family is getting into it for t...

  • Ale’s Well That Ends Well

    Read Ale’s Well That Ends Well I used to work in a hotel bar in a college town. I remember one night that was reserve...

  • Addressing the Wrong Issue

    Read Addressing the Wrong Issue Me: "Can I get your address?" Caller: "90210." Me: "Thank you, now can I have the add...

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    Read There’s a scam where people from India call you with “job offers” and ask for “the right to represent you” but a...

  • It’s Gone Dead Quiet

    Read It’s Gone Dead Quiet Student #1: "Hey! Ms. [Name]! Get your b****-a** over here and check my work!" Ms. [Name] f...

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    Read I had to go for a scan to the Department of Nuclear Medicine. I went into the reception. The sign said, you will...