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  • A Spoonful of Context Helps The Medicine Go Down

    Read A Spoonful of Context Helps The Medicine Go Down I teach kindergarten, and this happened about a year ago. One M...

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    Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/sorry-customers-you-do-not-get-a-seat-at-this-table/359161/ Reminds me of ...

  • When People See Words And Give Up

    Read When People See Words And Give Up A kid brings me his laptop, saying he's trying to launch a program, but a pop-...

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    Read Years ago I visited London with my (then) boyfriend. We were tourists to the city, but both British and it wasn’...

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    Read So… this is a new one for me and also a new one for my 20 years in management at this company manager. What exac...

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    Read A double whammy for you of 2 short stories of the worst coworkers I had while working at a dollar store. The fir...

  • When They Learn The Truth, They’re Gonna Have A Meltdown

    Read When They Learn The Truth, They’re Gonna Have A Meltdown Me: "What drink with that?" Customer: "Coke, but no ice...

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    Read I worked at a certain orange-colored hardware and home improvement store as a cashier. I was pretty good with my...

  • Too Chicken To Be Vegetarian

    Read Too Chicken To Be Vegetarian A lady comes in and says she's ordering a personal-sized pizza. Customer: "I'm a ve...

  • Chorizo-No-No, Part 3

    Read Chorizo-No-No, Part 3 Customer: "I want that pork sausage, seasoned with paprika and garlic." Me: "Oh, the chori...

  • The Freshman Flowchart

    Read The Freshman Flowchart I live in a college town with a lot of fraternity/sorority houses. A girl came to our plu...

  • A Stormy Reception To Your Sunny Outlook

    Read A Stormy Reception To Your Sunny Outlook Director: "Listen, I understand why you did it, but you must know this:...

  • When It’s All Electronics, None Of It Is…

    Read When It’s All Electronics, None Of It Is… Me: "Thank you for calling Best Buy, your home of all things electroni...

  • The Enemy Of My Enemy

    Read The Enemy Of My Enemy [Manager #1] is not particularly friendly, specifically toward me. I don’t know why or how...

  • Pie High Pricing

    Read Pie High Pricing The customer pays, and doesn't say anything. I give them their change, give them a pager, and t...

  • Huddle Trouble

    Read Huddle Trouble Duty Manager #1: "[My Name]! Huddle time, over by [Department]! Drop everything and head there!" ...

  • The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 36

    Read The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 36 Caller: "We don't need the pizzas anymore. We want a refund." Norma...

  • Soupervision Required

    Read Soupervision Required One day, I was watching the production and canning of chicken soup and noticed the line wa...

  • Rotisseriously?

    Read Rotisseriously? Customer: "Where’s the last chicken?!" Me: "As I warned you, ma’am, another customer wanted it a...

  • Flipping Ridiculous

    Read Flipping Ridiculous Customer: "Can I get the pancakes?" Me: "Sure, how do you want 'em?" I ask this as we have m...