Entries
-
Read Some colleagues were discussing flights and exchanging tips. The topic landed on the security instructions and h...
-
Read The Macchiato Masquerade Customer: "I want an upside-down vanilla latte with caramel drizzle." My coworker (a ve...
-
Read Acting Like A Half-Pair Prince Customer: "Can I only buy one sock?" Me: "Sorry, we only sell them as pairs." Cus...
-
Read Queue The Comeback Customer: "Table for six." Owner: "Can I get your name? The waitlist is about an hour." She t...
-
Read An Unauthorized Deposit Manager: "So… I'm reviewing the latest batch of bad reviews. The usual BS they think we ...
-
Read Surprised They Didn’t Say There Was A Fly In Their Soup Customer: "There's a hair in my meal." Coworker: "May I ...
-
Read Zero Sum Game I got a letter from my state's unemployment department that I had been overpaid, and owed money. I...
-
Read That Went Sofa In The Wrong Direction Caller: "I got rid of the old couch, obviously! Right after I placed the o...
-
Read Trying To Fob You Off Office Lady: "No, I gave you a key with the fob." Me: "Ma'am, the only thing I was given w...
-
Read Will Flip When They Realize Me: "No screen and no buttons? That's odd. Can you read the make and model from the ...
-
Read Wii Hate Small Print Too, But Don’t Shoot the Messenger! Customer: *Walks right up to me and ignores my greeting...
-
Read A Solid Comeback Me: "Can I get that bottle for you? You got pretty muddy feet, and I just cleaned the floor." G...
-
Read Customer, Meat Your Match Customer: "You said I could pick any meat as a replacement!" Me: "Yes, sir, but just o...
-
Read Instead Of Picking Up Conversations, Pick Up The Pace! I was standing in line at a sandwich chain store on our c...
-
Read Saying Pasta La Vista To Menu Substitutions Our Italian restaurant owner retired and passed on ownership to his ...
-
Read When Not Always Working Meets Not Always Related Whenever I was sick and had to stay home from school, Dad would...
-
Read Key-p Your Eyes Open My friend and I are driving to college together; she's driving. Suddenly, out of nowhere, s...
-
Read The Solution Is Clickbait Caller: "I run a small business; I don't have time to read emails!" Me: "Which is why ...
-
Read My husband (33) is the middle of three. His parents have given up on the eldest (35) getting married and/or havi...
-
Read (For the sake of the story, let’s say that my name is Marissa and my initials are MG.) (I am pretty popular wher...