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Read It’s Just Not Clicking Me: "Okay, I need you to double-click [Certain Folder]." Senior VP: "It's not opening." M...
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Read A Very Short Paper Trail Customer: "Where's the paper?" We are both standing next to the stationery supplies sec...
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Read Scoring In International Sport Has Exchange Rates The USA is playing Paraguay in their first 2026 World Cup matc...
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Read The School Of Hard Spines Years ago, as tourist season was ending, my father found himself getting a coffee in a...
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Read H2-Oh No…, Part 2 Customer: "Can you tell me where this water was bottled?" I look at the label on the back. Me:...
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Read We have a client who did his taxes in early January. It’s now March and he hasn’t got his refund yet, but what h...
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Read The Walking Dread A patient walks in. I don't like her; she uses fatuities like "Thank you, dear," and "That's w...
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Read I am the subject of https://notalwaysright.com/its-hard-out-here-on-the-spectrum/287941/ this story. I also wrot...
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Read Many years ago my dear Mother-In-Law was caregiver for my Father-In-Law as he progressed through Alzheimer’s. Sh...
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Read This Story Has An Upside Caller: "I need an Eee-whoa cable. Do you guys carry those?" Me: "I'm sorry, a what cab...
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Read As I read this story today https://notalwaysright.com/my-knight-in-shining-armor-is-me/361628/ , my mind went ba...
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Read I’m in a meeting regarding an employee that has revealed a health issue. Our office manager has started writing ...
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Read Banking On Intimidation I was a bank teller for a couple of years. I remember this guy came in to cash a check t...
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Read (I work outdoors and it’s a very hot day out, with the evil sun blazing and cooking everyone and everything. We’...
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Read The Opposite Of Intelligence Customer: "Is that sign A.I.?" Me: "Is that… what?" Customer: "The sign. With the s...
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Read Caught Between A Wok And A Hard Place Customer: "What do you have that's gluten-free?" Me: "Uh, not much. We jus...
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Read It’s Time To Meep Reality Me: "That's a roadrunner." Guest: "But it's brown." I sigh, as I know where this is go...
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Read The Manual Labor Me: "This is [My Name], what's the matter?" Turns out one of our salespeople is at a conference...
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Read A Bad Sport At Sporting Goods Customer: "How big is this?" I read out the dimensions written on the box. Custome...
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Read Your Preferred Appointment Time Is A Dream Me: "We have an available slot on Friday at eleven, ma'am." Caller: "...