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Read Our washing machine has broken down. We have already considered replacing it with a washer-dryer, but are concer...
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Read Content Warning: Gross (This is another story from my crazy life as a library worker.) I work at a library in a ...
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Read My uncle was a great lover of music, and appreciated many genres. One year, the law firm he worked for held a Ch...
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Read (I often work in the Kids department. I don’t have kids of my own, but I read a fair bit of the 9-12 and Teen ti...
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Read PIN-Headed, Part 36 It's time for a customer to pay. Customer: "I don't have my wallet, but you do have my card ...
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Read A Rich Irony A guy walks in, waving a lottery ticket. Customer: "I won a hundred on this!" I check his ticket, a...
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Read The Final Serving Is Cold Older Man: "What did you just call us?" Older Woman: "How dare you!" Server: "Sorry, d...
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Read Hook, Line, And Stinker I work the fish counter at a supermarket. A woman places a bag containing a rotting, put...
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Read When A Unicorn Showing Up Is The Less Concerning Part Me: "Can I ask who you are?" Lady: "It's the wife of the g...
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Read Setting Expectations Coworker: "It appears you didn't purchase a protection plan with us. We can still send your...
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Read Dad Wasn’t Exactly Prints Charming Me: "[Coworker], why do you like doing the printing so much?" Coworker: "Oh, ...
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Read ABC: Always Bring Credentials An older customer is ordering a drink. Me: "Of course! Can I see some ID first, pl...
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Read Egging Him On At the end of a brutal Sunday, I went to a point-of-sale terminal in direct line of sight from the...
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Read Wake Up And Smell The Consequences I waited on a group of four old guys at the coffee shop I worked at. They all...
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Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 31 Customer: "Is there any way I can get a coffee with ten creams an...
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Read Breakfast Of Champions Me: "I don't understand. I paid for the meals in the package." Reception: "The charge was...
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Read Why Does It Always Have To Be So Over Hard? Customer: "Uh, what the f*** are those?!" Me: "Your eggs. You ordere...
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Read He Found His Cold Calling She bought all of us grandkids some ice cream. We ate the ice cream way too quickly, g...
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Read Revenge Is In The Air, Part 2 As we were getting off, a young woman pushed her way in while we were trying to ge...
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Read They’re Positive They’re Right A customer is holding a pack of AA batteries in her hand. Customer: "Do these com...