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Read Gives New Meaning To ‘Phone Bill’, Part 3 I worked in inbound sales at a call center for a hardware store. I've ...
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Read Loaf And Behold: Consequences The owner was the worst man I've ever met; he had no business being around people,...
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Read Taxing Faxing, Part 44 Coworker: "Hey, [Manager], this customer just discovered that faxing doesn't physically s...
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Read Getting A Raw Deal Customer: "The carrots in this soup are uncooked! You're trying to give me food poisoning fro...
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Read Short, Sweet, Advice, Part 2 One exhibitor sold AutoCAD systems and also offered training. It is fairly easy to ...
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Read A Tankless Task Customer: "Hey, the pump stopped, and I can’t put anymore gas in." Me: "Yeah, it stops when your...
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Read A Benefit Of The Doubt I was trying to convince him that he should apply for SNAP so that he wouldn't have to sp...
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Read Repo-cussions Me: "Why, what happened to your car?" Friend: "It was stolen!" Me: "Oh no! Did you report it to th...
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Read Screening Callers We fix phone screens. Caller: "I need you to fix my window screen." Me: "Window, as in a windo...
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Read Ever since I can remember, my older brothers were big time show-offs. In school they were the cocky and popular ...
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Read Names Have Been Replaced With Places(Holders) When I was at University, I once had a housemate whose surname in ...
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Read Anal-gesic Patient: "Well, yeah, the pills I got last time were huge! I have to break them in half to swallow th...
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Read As my dad worked for the German ambassy, I used to live in the United Arab Emirates and went to a German school ...
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Read We went to Albania for a holiday, and being our first time, I pre-booked a taxi from the airport through a trave...
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Read The Suite Smell Of Full Occupancy Me: "Sir, we're completely sold out. We're at 100% occupancy. I quite literall...
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Read Customer: Can you tell me what screws I need to hang this mirror? Me: No problem let me just look at the packagi...
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Read I work for a small city Council, one way we try to keep our citizens informed of what is going on etc is by a we...
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Read A Binding Agreement I had a guy come in with a printed copy of his online basket from our website, mostly binder...
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Read A coworker in Payroll has just gotten off the phone with one of our employees. Coworker: That guy was yelling at...
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Read A Full Tank Of Competence Me: "Hi, I'll get fifty in [fuel type]. I'm the blue [Toyota] on pump six." Cashier: *...