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    Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/they-oughta-vet-their-employees-better/371288/) made me think of my famil...

  • That’s Some Premium Confusion Right There

    Read That’s Some Premium Confusion Right There Me: "It appears you have a past due balance for the last three months....

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    Read I’m a manager, and the one who interviews candidates during the hiring process. One of the applicants we got for...

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    Read For my ninth birthday, I got my ears pierced. My mom and sister came to the mall with me. My sister had turned 1...

  • It’s Ruder To Overstay Your Welcome

    Read It’s Ruder To Overstay Your Welcome Customer: "Are you really going to tell everyone to leave every five minutes...

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    Read (I work at an afterschool program. One kid brought Minecraft-themed Uno cards one day. The Minecraft movie came ...

  • Don’t Bank On Bad Decisions

    Read Don’t Bank On Bad Decisions Our ATM was out of order. We put a sign over the screen with BIG BOLD LETTERS: Sign:...

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    Read Back in elementary school, I overheard one of the teachers talking about something silly one of the boys said. B...

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    Read This year I’ve been bombarded with a deluge of questions about the First Time Homebuyer’s credit. Way back in 20...

  • Six Feet For Thee, Not For Me

    Read Six Feet For Thee, Not For Me A friend came up to her, and she promptly moved back six feet and said: Customer: ...

  • Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct, Part 7

    Read Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct, Part 7 We're closing up the restaurant, and a customer walks in. ...

  • Precious Phrasing

    Read Precious Phrasing A couple is picking out some items at the deli Customer: "Can I get the chorizo?" Me: "Spanish...

  • Smoke Breaks Are A Puff Piece

    Read Smoke Breaks Are A Puff Piece I'm with a coworker in the office. For some reason, I need to get my wallet out, a...

  • Lost In Orbit

    Read Lost In Orbit Customer: "I want some 'Around the Sun' dog food." Me: "I haven't heard of that brand." Customer: ...

  • Cash And Burn

    Read Cash And Burn Guy: "That was your fault!" Me: "Huh? What was?" Guy: "I saw you win the fifty, and it seemed like...

  • A Big Mayo No No, Part 17

    Read A Big Mayo No No, Part 17 Customer: "A crispy chicken sandwich... with extra mayo." Me: "Okay, extra mayo." This...

  • These Flight Times Aren’t Doublin’

    Read These Flight Times Aren’t Doublin’ Me: "Wow, [Coworker], I'm surprised to see you here." Coworker: "Why?" Me: "W...

  • Trust Is Key, Part 2

    Read Trust Is Key, Part 2 Manager: "Can I have your keys, sir?" Customer: "Why?" Manager: "Because you're in the vale...

  • A Ban On Ordering Leads To Disorder

    Read A Ban On Ordering Leads To Disorder When I returned to the office, I was called in to explain my "long lunch" to...

  • It’s An Open Secret, Part 2

    Read It’s An Open Secret, Part 2 Caller: *Sounding a bit frantic.* "What time y'all close?!" Manager: "We're open 24 ...