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Read It’s Time To Meep Reality Me: "That's a roadrunner." Guest: "But it's brown." I sigh, as I know where this is go...
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Read The Manual Labor Me: "This is [My Name], what's the matter?" Turns out one of our salespeople is at a conference...
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Read A Bad Sport At Sporting Goods Customer: "How big is this?" I read out the dimensions written on the box. Custome...
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Read Your Preferred Appointment Time Is A Dream Me: "We have an available slot on Friday at eleven, ma'am." Caller: "...
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Read Lack Of Register Does Not Register, Part 25 We do not have a register at the deli counter. I told her so and dir...
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Read Czech Mate My Dad was obsessive about checking that the house (or car) was secure. Sometimes, he overdid it. Dad...
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Read Fast And Futile Ten minutes into our drive, I looked in the rearview mirror and saw a truck tailgating me. You k...
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Read Redeeming Qualities Not Found Me: "Hi, welcome to Chili’s." Customer: "I have this coupon." Me: "Sir, this is fo...
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Read I live in a fairly metropolitan place that is pretty easily traffic accessible. My house opens up pretty much ri...
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Read Track Suit Yourself Studying multimedia in the nineties at a small college that had just started offering the su...
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Read When I first worked in libraries forty years ago a lot of people thought they weren’t allowed to ask specific qu...
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Read This story is from when I was a wee eleven-year-old in the sixth grade. We were in the middle of a history unit ...
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Read My young sister was three or four at the time. She was always small and one of the cutest kids I have ever seen....
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Read [One of our co-workers, normally very reliable, has not shown up and not contacted us, The boss comes over, with...
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Read I’m driving with some friends, and we’re complaining about the road construction in our respective neighborhoods...
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Read George Washing-Ten Percent Off Morning Worker: "They're saying because it's July 4th, they should get a… uh… a F...
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Read Two Flags, Both Gone Customer: "Why's all that Pride stuff still out?" The display is covered in rainbow decorat...
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Read When The Fireworks Work But The Bosses Don’t All of a sudden, a rather terrifying question gets asked just befor...
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Read The Land Of The Free-For-All Other Customer: "Oh, so this is where you're keeping the sale stuff. Can I look thr...
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Read Boom, There It Isn’t It's the Fourth of July. I work at a hardware store and for reasons that I can only assume ...