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Read I recently helped backstage for a community theater/dance production. The theme of the show was Peter Pan, but t...
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Read During a recent visit to the museum, my twin brother and I arrived early so we could tour a special exhibit ( on...
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Read I was watching a movie a few months ago. It was one of those big-name releases rated as family-friendly, so natu...
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Read Parallel Universe Parking I'm a valet at a hotel. A group of women who all know each other walk up with two vale...
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Read Crusty Old Customers Customer: "There's a tooth in this f****** roll! A f****** tooth!" Me: "Sir, I—" Customer: ...
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Read Light Source (Code) Me: "Tech support, how can I help?" Boss: "Some of the new equipment is missing some bulbs."...
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Read A Storm Powered By Main Character Energy Me: *Shouting over the wind and siren.* "Restaurant is closed, I'm afra...
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Read Stop Giving These People Refunds! An incident report is a statement of what happened. When I write down that [Ma...
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Read These Bricks Are Compatible With Everything Except Bigotry I work in a Lego store. A customer approaches the cou...
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Read This Network Stuff Is Over His Head Me: "Lights? There are no lights; nothing is connected to them." Coworker: "...
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Read The Coupon That Keeps On Couponing Customer: "Can I use this free shipping coupon in store?" Me: "Well, no, haha...
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Read Their Wish Is Not My Command(Line) Rick got a call from two women having an issue. They had to get a certain rep...
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Read Shelf-Fulfilling Prophecy I see a customer browsing some items, finds one she likes, takes it over to the cleara...
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Read Hawaii-Five-No, Part 2 Tourist: "Wait, I don't get it." Tour Guide: "Get what, ma'am?" Tourist: "Does the water ...
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Read Reasons Why Calls Are Recorded For Training Purposes It had been flagged for being far too long: it was over thi...
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Read Auto Immune Me: "Hi, thank you for calling GNC, home of the buy one get one half off vitamin store. How may I he...
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Read When In Roam And every time we'd visit grandma's, SOMETHING would come up where I would need to get in touch wit...
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Read A Critical Miss-Understanding Me: "Dude, why do you keep hitting on [Fiancée]?" Newcomer: "What? I'm not!" Me: "...
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Read Gravity Brings You Back To The Grounds Customer: "I want a cappuccino." Me: "Sure thing." Customer: "And I want ...
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Read I’m boarding the plane, flying on a route that is very common for business people. I’ve flown several times, but...