Entries
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Read Potat-OMG Customer: "I ordered a cheese and bacon baked potato." Me: "That's what that is." Customer: "What… is ...
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Read Stacking Things Against The Boss Stock Manager: "Tomorrow's big shipment comes in early, yes?" Me: "Yeah." Stock...
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Read Gotta Love A Hateful Boss Customer: "I know the owner." Me: "Okay?" Customer: "He says his friends can get a dis...
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Read It’s Nut A Competition Until It Is I'm chilling at home. My dad is standing in the living room, looking out at t...
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Read Downright Assumptions Other Mother: "Well, you chose to carry the baby to term even though he has 'Downs'." Me: ...
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Read Palpatine Goes Shopping, Part 2 Customer: *Walks over with a pack of AA batteries.* "Do you sell these, but ones...
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Read We were on a family trip to Ohio and I was trying to convince my 21-year-old friend to come visit me sometime. M...
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Read A Cultural Blend Professor: "It's half'n'half. Half'n'half! You know, half'n'half!" Me: *Fed up.* "I think you s...
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Read At the height of the Dumpster fire that was the 2020 world health crisis, I was at my local pharmacy picking up ...
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Read Pi Are You Like This? It's a normal transaction. I'm ringing up the product, I grab the customer's receipt, and ...
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Read This afternoon my wife and I went to a small convenience store, you know the one, we’ll call it 8-12. Anyway, th...
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Read I used to work as a software QA engineer for a large tech company. It’s April of 2020 and our entire company is ...
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Read This Customer Has Already Popped All Their Bubbles Customer: "Which is which?" I look at the two rolls of bubble...
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Read *My nephew calls his father (my brother), who works for the fire department, to tell him about a guy who almost ...
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Read Due to living overseas and having a history of health issues, when I returned to my home country at 19 I was 3 o...
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Read When The Thingamajig Meets The Whatchamacallit, Part 2 Customer: "Do you have the thing with the thing that come...
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Read The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 37 Me: "You need to purchase helium to make those balloons float." Cus...
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Read Jurassic Snark, Part 2 In a weird quirk of movie scheduling, the two big releases this weekend are 'The End Of O...
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Read Saving Private Documents Me: "Are you keeping backups of your files on diskettes?" This was also pre-USB stick. ...
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Read Failure To Register Coworker: "Oh, I'm actually right here on five." Customer: "So you're not going to check me ...