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Read Call It A Patriot Tax! Customer: "It's the Fourth of July." Me: "It is!" Customer: "So where's the discount?" Me...
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Read No Fireworks? Hold My Beer… Uncle: "Hey, [My Dad's Name], I heard you're not shooting off any fireworks tonight?...
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Read A Refuse to Be Wrong Moment Neighbor: "Isn’t it a little early to be taking the trash out? You guys going on vac...
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Read No Fun Under The Midnight Sun Tourist: "If we wanted to visit [region], what time would we need to start heading...
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Read After college, I interned at a small writing school. All the instructors there are published writers. One of my ...
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Read I rarely leave my side of the island to go into Honolulu but there has been a bit of friend group drama recently...
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Read My middle school did not have lockers, so we carried up to seven school books, binders, and all our supplies in ...
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Read I wish I could write a book, now that I have retired, but that would undoubtedly violate privacy rules, so, inst...
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Read [When I first got married, I had a waterbed. My new bride didn’t care for it, so I promised her we’d get a nice ...
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Read (My husband and I decided to go out for dinner during Lent. In other words, we had no plans to eat meat. That be...
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Read A Revolutionary Idea: Planning Ahead It's July 3rd, and a customer is very irate about our store being closed to...
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Read Sorry For All The Patriotism! It's the day before Independence Day, and our fireworks stand in the store is bare...
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Read Simple And Sound Advice A lady called me to say she just got to the office building, and she can hear a loud bee...
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Read The Star-Spangled Rebanner It’s a week before July 4th, and we’re selling holiday supplies. Customer: “Do you ha...
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Read No Means No… Choice I come back from break and get on a register. My boss comes up to me. Boss: "Would you like ...
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Read Not The Sundae Best Choice of Words I was once at one of those Hibachi restaurants, and at this one they give yo...
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Read Cream Of The Strop Me: "Any cream or sugar in there for you?" Customer: "Lots of cream, no sugar." *Looking arou...
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Read The Last Spill and Testament Bob disappeared into the boss's office and, about ten minutes later, both he and th...
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Read Catapostrophe, Part 3 Customer: "Your sign is an outrage!" Me: "What sign?" Customer: "The sale sign! About the ...
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Read Computer Says No I ask for the computer name, which is printed on a white label on the laptop lid. Caller: *Hesi...