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Read From AAA To A Penny Customer: "Okay, so I'll take twenty bucks for this one." Gets out another old game. Custome...
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Read Allergic To Common Sense, Part 34 Customer: "I'm allergic to anchovies, so no anchovies on my Caesar salad." Me:...
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Read Percolating Before Calculating Me: "I, um, I gave you a ten." Barista: "Oh, did you? Thankfully, I'm not accused...
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Read Root Vegetable Cause Analysis Manager: *Pointing to the horseradish.* "Was that the last one on sale? Did you ha...
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Read Managed To Avoid A Meltdown Me: "Please take your melted candy back." Teen: "But I don't wanna eat that!" Me: "A...
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Read What Can We Say, The Girl Is A Fan Today, a family came in with their very small daughter. I'm terrible at guess...
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Read Sibling Squabbles Start At Minus Two Brother: "How come I don't get an engagement present?" Me: "You didn't get ...
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Read A ‘Spot’ Of Road Rage Driver: "Hey! I was going to park there!" Friend: "I got here first, fair and square. Sorr...
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Read That’s Nacho Pasta Customer: "I want the spaghetti noodles." Me: "The… what?" Customer: "The spaghetti noodles."...
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Read *I get back from vacation and meet a coworker I had never met before. She has worked there for over a year, but ...
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Read Proving Your Point In A Roundabout Way Me: "And I hate roundabouts. I know they’re supposed to be easier than a ...
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Read During a visit to Mexico, at one point we camped at a hot spring. We hiked upstream, swam in some of the cooler ...
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Read I’m a hotel cleaner, and male. One of my coworkers is another man who is an “undercover creep” towards women. He...
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Read I’m frequently on Self-checkout duty at work. Half my job there is asset protection, the other half is IT, betwe...
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Read I call [Health Insurance]. I tell them I have sleep apnea and need a mandibular advancement device, or MAD. They...
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Read A coworker of mine disappeared for a while. This being retail, it’s not uncommon for workers to ghost, but we li...
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Read Deal Or No Deal Customer: "$11.50?!? The deal outside says any two sandwiches for $12!" Me: "Uh, yeah, but one o...
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Read All Checks, No Balances Customer: "So, uh, I just tried to get money from your ATM outside, and it didn't work."...
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Read Off The Rails On Day One On the first day of our orientation, one of the people running it called someone up by ...
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Read The Pizza Resistance Customer: "What the f***?! The customer is always right!? You heard of it? I want my pizza ...