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Read The Last Spill and Testament Bob disappeared into the boss's office and, about ten minutes later, both he and th...
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Read Catapostrophe, Part 3 Customer: "Your sign is an outrage!" Me: "What sign?" Customer: "The sale sign! About the ...
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Read Computer Says No I ask for the computer name, which is printed on a white label on the laptop lid. Caller: *Hesi...
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Read ID-entical Twins He shows me a passport, and I can see it's him. He's eighteen as of a few weeks ago. Me: "Thank...
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Read Minimal Mineral Knowledge Customer: "So I can swim with an aquamarine ring?" Me: "Of course." Customer: "It won'...
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Read If It Plugs In, It’s Yours Coworker: “Hey, [My Name], can you fix the light in the restroom?” Me: “I work IT, no...
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Read A Hot Slice Of Justice, Part 15 Me: "We are not currently doing delivery at this time." Caller: "What? Why not?"...
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Read Didn’t Realize We Were Window Shopping Half Sister: "Look! Look!" She was looking at, well, nothing we could wor...
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Read That Must Be A Fun Accounting Firm! I'm a Scot living in the USA. When Scotland finally qualifies for the 2026 W...
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Read H2-Ooooookay, Part 2 Customer: "Do you sell unfrozen ice?" Me: *Not realizing what they just said.* "In the free...
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Read My friend and I were bullied a lot in middle school. We were relatively easy targets I suppose, being very nerdy...
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Read Getting Your Driving License And Private Investigators License Me: "Yesterday we were taught to do the manoeuvre...
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Read Losing Your Mind Over A No-Brainer Doctor: "Hi, boss! What's up?" Me: "Hi. Have you, perchance, recommended that...
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Read I was in sixth grade at the time, and me and my best friend were dealing with this popular girl. Stuck-up, karen...
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Read (I volunteer at a raptor centre. The owner also has a ram that has been in a field next to the centre car park s...
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Read Freshly Made Accusations Customer: "When will our food be coming out?!" Me: "A minimum of ten to fifteen minutes...
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Read When I was in high school I joined a small church with the word “Covenant” in its name. It had no building of it...
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Read When I was in middle school, the theme song of a certain educational TV show for young kids became a bit of a me...
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Read Refunder Blunder, Part 82 Staff: "We don't even sell that product." Customer: "I bought it from here! Are you ca...
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Read Back in the ’90s I worked at a large chain bookstore. One day a customer said something to me that she meant as ...