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  • A Critical Miss-Understanding

    Read A Critical Miss-Understanding Me: "Dude, why do you keep hitting on [Fiancée]?" Newcomer: "What? I'm not!" Me: "...

  • Gravity Brings You Back To The Grounds

    Read Gravity Brings You Back To The Grounds Customer: "I want a cappuccino." Me: "Sure thing." Customer: "And I want ...

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    Read I’m boarding the plane, flying on a route that is very common for business people. I’ve flown several times, but...

  • We Need Roomba To Breathe!

    Read We Need Roomba To Breathe! We were called to their home as they were in medical distress. By the time we arrived...

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    Read Reading through the LGBTQ tagged stories reminded me of an encounter this year. As a preface, I came out as tran...

  • A Terrible Roll Model

    Read A Terrible Roll Model When we were done, I got up and unlocked the wheels while my mom rolled out my cart of gro...

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    Read (I was waiting to check out. At the front of the line I was in, there was a lady who had her daughter next to he...

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    Read It was early on in the winter, and a sudden snow around rush hour had managed to slow the buses to a crawl. By t...

  • Daydreaming Of A Discount

    Read Daydreaming Of A Discount Customer: "So the solar panels only make energy when there's sun?" Me: "Yes, that's ba...

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    Read I was a teenager, when the 80’s were fading into the 90’s, and I used to play competitive table tennis in a team...

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    Read I worked at Bed Bath and Beyond for a while before they closed. I had worked in retail for years and since a lot...

  • Well, If The Ducks Come From Beijing…

    Read Well, If The Ducks Come From Beijing… Customer: "I want the Asian Chicken Salad, but I want to know what Asian c...

  • Strange Hoppenstance

    Read Strange Hoppenstance I'm sixteen and working in a Taco Bell drive-thru for my first job. A couple comes through ...

  • Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 53

    Read Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 53 Customer: "How much would it cost for me to upgrade to an iPhone?" She doesn't speci...

  • No Drive To Copy The Drive

    Read No Drive To Copy The Drive He quit. He was kind enough to tell them they needed to get the information from his ...

  • Loonie Over A Toonie, Part 12

    Read Loonie Over A Toonie, Part 12 I’m cashing out a customer. Her change comes up to $8.00, so I gave her a $5 bill,...

  • Typo Negative

    Read Typo Negative Today, I got an email from an engineer observing that an example in the manual contained a typo an...

  • Please Keep Closing Arguments To Five Minutes Or Less

    Read Please Keep Closing Arguments To Five Minutes Or Less Customer: "Oh come on, you closed like five minutes ago! J...

  • You Should Have Sean Their Face!

    Read You Should Have Sean Their Face! Customer: "I'm here to pick up a custom cake." Clerk: "And what was it supposed...

  • Lost And Found Out

    Read Lost And Found Out Customer: "I found this. I wanted to put it in the lost and found." Me: "Oh, thanks!" I take ...