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  • Hive Got Your Back

    Read Hive Got Your Back One day a man came to my door and claimed he wanted to sell me magazines. However, something ...

  • Your Reservation Has Been Escorted Out

    Read Your Reservation Has Been Escorted Out I'm a host at a fine dining restaurant. Coworker: "Have you seen the requ...

  • Taking The Direct Approach

    Read Taking The Direct Approach Me: "Can I just take a taxi or Uber to the airport and sleep in?" Travel Agent #1: "N...

  • Doctor Without Borders… Or Boundaries

    Read Doctor Without Borders… Or Boundaries Customer: "I need somewhere private. I have a Zoom call that I can't miss....

  • Loan Ranger

    Read Loan Ranger After she and my dad test-drove a few, they decided on one and advised the salesman: My Parents: "We...

  • Time And Tide Wait For No Customer, Part 2

    Read Time And Tide Wait For No Customer, Part 2 Customer: "Who do I complain to about the tide?" Me: "The… tide?" Cus...

  • Dough You Understand Me Now?

    Read Dough You Understand Me Now? Caller: "You're out of all thin dough? I really wanted thin." Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am...

  • Plenty Of Room To Mess Up

    Read Plenty Of Room To Mess Up Lodging: "Yes, sir, I see your booking, but it's for the next night, not for today." I...

  • They Don’t Know What Addition Is But They Know What Gaslighting Means?

    Read They Don’t Know What Addition Is But They Know What Gaslighting Means? Customer: "This is free, right?" Me: "Uh,...

  • Respect Your Elders: Terms And Conditions Apply

    Read Respect Your Elders: Terms And Conditions Apply My grandpa is not a friendly man. Sadly, he has to stay with us ...

  • Well-sh, That’s Awkward

    Read Well-sh, That’s Awkward I live in Greece, but my first language is Welsh. Now there aren't many of us who do, so...

  • Seams A Bit Excessive

    Read Seams A Bit Excessive Customer: "…the stitching is messed up!" Coworker: "Would you like to swap it for another?...

  • Untitled

    Read (I worked in a large grocery store. A call went out over the radio.) Coworker: Do we have any non-frozen bread? ...

  • Leaving Them Speechless

    Read Leaving Them Speechless One of the residents was unable to communicate verbally. I came in one day and said hell...

  • Untitled

    Read The story posted at https://notalwaysright.com/and-thats-how-the-entitlement-cookie-crumbles-part-3/371223/ remi...

  • Untitled

    Read (I worked at a pet store in a mall for 6.5 years, and then a few months after leaving that job, I got a job at a...

  • Suite Dreams, Creep

    Read Suite Dreams, Creep One day I check in a middle-aged businessman, and right away he starts flirting with me. I’m...

  • Untitled

    Read My MIL is probably ortorexic, she mostly only eats what she deems healthy enough: rye bread, salads, oils, garli...

  • Catapostrophe, Part 4

    Read Catapostrophe, Part 4 Customer: "It's O, hyphen..." I write 'O-' on the form. Customer: "NO! A HYPHEN!" Read Cat...

  • Untitled

    Read At a market garden where I worked, the boss wasn’t the brightest bulb in the crate. One of my colleagues had ver...