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Read The Food Court Appeal Me: "You won't be able to bring the bag full of burgers in." Mom: "Why?" I pointed out the...
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Read Brazil Nuts: Louisiana’s Largest Export Me: "Brazil." Customer: "Where's that?" Me: "South America." Customer: "...
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Read The Ego Adjustment Fee A customer is buying a $400 item. Me: "Ma'am, I'm happy to tell you that we have a deal o...
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Read Not Rated for Customer Use Pete worked in our kitchen. Pete was the king of processes and efficiency, but Pete d...
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Read Back To The Pizza Customer: "What do you want?" Me: "I have your pizza here, just need you to sign the slip." Cu...
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Read Rock Solid Nutrition A coworker is chatting with me in the break room. I'm asking her about her doctor's appoint...
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Read An Exercise In Self-Awareness I'm at the reception desk, calling 911, when another gym member approaches. Gym Me...
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Read Sorry, But You’re Bread Wrong Associate: "Hi. I'm putting stuff back, and this belongs to your department. Where...
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Read We Need The Inn Side Story A couple walks into the lobby, telling me they're on a road trip and asking if we hav...
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Read Tongue-Tied Tortillas I'm working a lunch shift at a place I've worked for nine years. Customer: "What's the sou...
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Read Pokémon No Me: "Wow, your son really likes Pokémon, huh?" Woman: "Oh, he's not my son. I'm one of his nannies." ...
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Read Touch And No I work in a computer retail and repair shop. An old lady came in asking for tablet recommendations....
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Read How Long Have They Just Been Rolling With It? Guy: "My mouse doesn't work." I walk with him over to the computer...
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Read The Philly-Buster Customer: "I'd like the five-dollar pizza with Philly steak and bell peppers." Me: "I'm sorry,...
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Read Drawing Conclusions Aunt: "Aren't you going to give her something to watch?" Me: "She's okay. She likes to color...
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Read The Original Korean Demon Hunters My mother has been "church shopping" for a bit. She tells me most of the local...
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Read 8008135 Error I used to work for a cybersecurity company. They did a lot of stuff for compliance work, customize...
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Read Here is another story about Peter, in the Swiss police. Peter has unspecified learning differences, challenged b...
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Read My family was out and about, going to stores and whatnot. We stopped at a grocery store, and my mom asked my dad...
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Read No Vocation For Location, Part 30 Me: "Would you mind holding for one moment so I can make sure you’re within ou...