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Read In my 11th grade psychology/sociology class, my teacher had the students partner up with whoever we wanted for a...
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Read Avocado-No-No, Part 6 A couple walked up to me, and the guy asked: Customer: "Hey, do you have any guacamole tre...
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Read Some Customers Send You To Broc Bottom Customer: "I'd like the broccoli salad, but without the broccoli." Me: "T...
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Read The Lord Works In Mysterious Merchandise Customer: "Hi, I need some advice. I'm looking for something for my sis...
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Read Refriger-Hater Manager: "Okay, so, when the inspector shows up, just refuse him entry; we can c*** block them un...
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Read The High Cost Of Inflation Customer: "I need eighteen FRESH balloons." I looked at the balloon corral. All thirt...
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Read Bad Phorm New Employee: "Name?" I decide not to point out that my nameplate is on my cubicle wall right at her e...
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Read You Have No Power For A Power Trip I had an Instacart lady come up to me at the customer service desk and tell m...
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Read How To Make A Stink About It Peter: "Not comfortable. This man, he smell. I can’t think." Senior Manager: "Peter...
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Read A Higher Calling On A Higher Frequency Customer: "Can you adjust my hearing aid for me?" Me: "I can try! Are you...
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Read Rules Of Disengagement Manager: "We renegotiated the contract and took a 5% cut on the job, so we're asking if y...
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Read Purse-istent Customer Caller: "I am unsure if I left my purse in your store. I want to look at your security foo...
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Read Stamp Of Disapproval, Part 3 I worked at a craft store for a while. Customer: "Excuse me, where are your stamps?...
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Read COO Knew? Interviewer: "Does anyone know anything about you that may call your character into question?" This wa...
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Read Paws Off The Merchandise Customer: "Is that dog available for adoption?" Me: "No, sir. He's my service dog." Cus...
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Read Memory Serves… For Now My six-year-old is discussing his future plans now that I'm expecting another child, anot...
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Read When You Only Want Tennis Balls On The Court Friend: "Yes, and we could even give it a nice name! Like 'Clevelan...
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Read Clean Eating Is Easy As Pie Customer: "I want something gluten-free…" Me: "We have some—" Customer: "—And sugar-...
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Read I was shopping at a children’s clothing consignment store for a gift card. I was in line behind a woman who was ...
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Read This was related to me by a friend in High School. It was a Catholic HS, and both of us (actually almost everyon...