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  • When Quiet Quitting Leads To Loud Complaining

    Read When Quiet Quitting Leads To Loud Complaining As soon as we sat down with our coworkers for the first time, Ally...

  • Mass Hysteria

    Read Mass Hysteria Customer: "So these boxes all have a sleeping bag in them?" Me: "Yeah, they're all a bit compresse...

  • Dial M For Magic

    Read Dial M For Magic Husband: "Where are the numbers? How do I dial?" Me: "You just tap the phone icon at the bottom...

  • That Doesn’t Flyer With Me

    Read That Doesn’t Flyer With Me Then a new manager took over. I wouldn't go as far as saying he was a stereotypical i...

  • Dispensing Soap And Wisdom

    Read Dispensing Soap And Wisdom Customer: "I'd like to return this hand soap. It's broken, and it won't dispense." I ...

  • Occam’s Razor Versus Dad

    Read Occam’s Razor Versus Dad Dad: "It's [My Name]'s windows. Those idiots never sealed them, so all the air is leaki...

  • Thee Golden Girl

    Read Thee Golden Girl I call a very kind older lady because I need to email her a letter. Her name is a stereotypical...

  • Replace Yourself In My Shoes

    Read Replace Yourself In My Shoes I used to work at a chain retail store. This guy put about eight or so items into a...

  • Untitled

    Read During my PhD we had a tradition in our department, where once a month a newsletter would be sent around and, in...

  • Language Is Hard

    Read Language Is Hard I am teaching a class of ten-to-eleven-year-old children. We are doing an art activity, and I a...

  • Untitled

    Read This story reminds me of something similar happened in my former company (and beyond). A bit of background – our...

  • Stop Acting Like A Lost Boy

    Read Stop Acting Like A Lost Boy My Husband: "Those are my seats." Man: "No, they're not." My Husband: "Yes, they are...

  • Untitled

    Read In my office, many of us send out congratulatory emails to each other when a project is completed. I will send t...

  • Untitled

    Read In June before 4th grade, my family moved to a new town. We spent most of June, July, and August shuffling aroun...

  • The Topping Point Is Surprisingly Low

    Read The Topping Point Is Surprisingly Low Customer: "I need you to explain to me why I didn’t get the two-toppings f...

  • Untitled

    Read Together with a couple of friends I and my wife are visiting Antwerp and we just arrived in the central station....

  • Untitled

    Read This is an incident I don’t remember but sticks out in my mum’s memory. Years and years after it happened she to...

  • Air Dropped

    Read Air Dropped A customer is trying to get us to fix her iPad with a shattered screen. Customer: "You need to repla...

  • Green Ink

    Read Green Ink The girls order their pizzas, and then one of them turns around and shows off a tattoo of a pizza slic...

  • What Running On Fumes Really Feels Like

    Read What Running On Fumes Really Feels Like A customer (a trucker) comes up to the counter with a pack of Red Bull c...