Entries
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Read Listen To The Village People Me: "Single to [Village], please." Driver: "I don't think this goes there." Me: "Ye...
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Read Tanked The Test Me: "Okay, so as this is a pretty exotic fish, I want to confirm what temperature you're keeping...
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Read Clearing The Air In high school, I worked at a fast-food restaurant. I noticed that the smokers were allowed bre...
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Read The Lowest Bid Wins… Nothing Coworker: "So you ended up going with our competitor?" Pause. Coworker: "And you're...
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Read No Pay, No Stay Secretary: *Calling his cell phone.* "Hey, you left without handing out the paychecks. Can you c...
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Read Giving Them Something Else To Chew On I worked the trenches in a fast-food burger place and had to deal with ser...
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Read When Dressing Up Dresses Them Down Ever since I started at my job a few months ago, my supervisor (we’ll call hi...
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Read Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 8 I make her the drink, and she comes back with it after taking a sip. She s...
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Read Double A For Effort, But C On Understanding A couple is returning a battery-powered Nerf gun. Customer: "It didn...
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Read This Is Un-Ten-able Coworker: "I just got tenure!" Me: "Really? They do that here!?" Coworker: "Yeah, I've been ...
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Read We Didn’t Know The Scoville Scale Went Into The Negative Wife: "The spaghetti with the fire-roasted marinara. Is...
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Read Womanly Behavior One of my kids is being a little cheeky. Teen Daughter: *To me.* "Woman, I need dinner!" Me: *N...
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Read Their Thoughts Are Small Potatoes My neighbour was a lovely lady but a bit short on the grey matter. Her husband...
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Read Shell Shocked By The Flavor Customer: "I did NOT realize there was going to be coconut in this." I was at a loss...
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Read I went to a religious high school that had one or two mandatory religion classes per year. Functionally, they we...
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Read Patrick Is Keeping An Eye On Things Mother: "You do not get to tell my son 'no'!" Me: "I don't know if you just ...
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Read Long time reader, first posting. This happened at the public library where I worked in 2015. An e-mail from my c...
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Read Mother Knows Best, But Not Everything Woman: "Can you tell me what room John Doe is in?" Me: "No, ma'am, I'm sor...
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Read (I’ve been working as a dishwasher for a month now and the cooks are beginning to get comfortable bantering with...
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Read My grandpa died before I was born, but my grandma lived on for over 25 years in the same house. I loved going th...