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  • The Store Is Locked, Loaded, And Ready To Go! The Customer, Not So Much…

    Read The Store Is Locked, Loaded, And Ready To Go! The Customer, Not So Much… Customer: "Hi, your jewelry cases aren’...

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    Read There’s a local food place I frequent for lunch. Recently, I have noticed that the servers started some sort of ...

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    Read My oldest two grandsons are cousins born 22 days apart. At the time of this incident they were thirteen, and goo...

  • That’s Becoming A Wheel Problem

    Read That’s Becoming A Wheel Problem Me: "Hmm, brakes are snappy. The chain has zero rust and zero stretch. This bike...

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    Read In the US, at least, public opinion of government workers, both bureaucrats and elected officials, is generally ...

  • Customer Service At Face Value

    Read Customer Service At Face Value Boss: "She filled out a survey about her visit, using the code on her receipt. Sh...

  • Not The Brightest Of Ideas

    Read Not The Brightest Of Ideas Customer: "I need you guys to close early every night, because the light from your st...

  • Social Insecurity, Part 11

    Read Social Insecurity, Part 11 Caller: *Freaks out.* "I'm not telling you my social out loud! I'm in a busy coffee s...

  • Not Your Typical Case

    Read Not Your Typical Case One day, our Training Director left for a meeting. As he reversed out from under the build...

  • The Spirit Of The Law

    Read The Spirit Of The Law Customer: *Yanking on the door handle, shouting through the glass.* "Hey! The door is stuc...

  • Take Away 12% And I Am 100% Out Of Here

    Read Take Away 12% And I Am 100% Out Of Here Me: *Barely polite now.* "Excuse me, but I’m not misinformed. If you wan...

  • Keeps Missing The Target

    Read Keeps Missing The Target Me: "Sorry, ma'am, that's the wrong card. I need to see your Sam's Club membership card...

  • Making A Meal Out Of Mismanagement

    Read Making A Meal Out Of Mismanagement The second weekend I worked, I developed a little sniffle. I made my "self-se...

  • Sailing Past The Point Of Rescue

    Read Sailing Past The Point Of Rescue Passenger: "When do we get to Sicily? We're really looking forward to seeing it...

  • Mini-Mum’s The Word

    Read Mini-Mum’s The Word Rather than getting any sort of praise (this company has felt anti-praise since I started) o...

  • What Do They Say About Spilled Milk?

    Read What Do They Say About Spilled Milk? Customer: "You need to pay for my car to be detailed!" Me: "Uh… why?" Custo...

  • Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Gloom Of Irony

    Read Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Gloom Of Irony Customer: "Why are you catering to all the foreigners and immigrants?!"...

  • There’s Breaking In The New Guy, And There’s The New Guy Breaking Coworkers

    Read There’s Breaking In The New Guy, And There’s The New Guy Breaking Coworkers Trainer: "I should warn you, [Cowork...

  • Just Plane Wrong

    Read Just Plane Wrong Passenger: "Wait, we're landing already?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am. It's only a two-hour flight." Passe...

  • The Mother Of All Double Features!

    Read The Mother Of All Double Features! Mother arrives, and I'm a little stumped. Although we have a great relationsh...