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Read My mother is taking out the household trash. She’s pulling the full bag out of the bin by the kitchen, and nearl...
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Read Grande Theft Auto Two drinks are ready at the same time. My large and another small one of the same type. A guy ...
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Read I am the author of https://notalwaysright.com/look-i-get-very-thirsty-okay/255119/. Another scene that shows my ...
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Read (It is Christmas 2025, and much of the US is experiencing unusually balmy weather. My family are scattered all o...
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Read Toying With The Towing Caller: "I'd like someone to tow my car from the parking garage." Me: "Ma'am, we are a to...
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Read I have met my share of lazy employees, with most stories being mildly amusing and unremarkable; this is the one ...
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Read Braised And Confused I work in a fast-food BBQ kinda place. Customer: "Can I have the five-hour braised lamb sha...
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Read There Is No Elephant In The Room Customer: "Where are the elephants?!" Our gift shop is right across from the la...
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Read The Power Of The Law Caller: "Turn my power back on!" Me: "You haven't paid for [many months]." Caller: "I'll ge...
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Read NCIS: Name Check Is Suggested The Air Force Office of Special Investigations called and told me to report to the...
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Read Tattoo Close For Comfort He pulls his shirt up and turns around, showing a large new tattoo on his back. Custome...
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Read Cloudy, With A Chance Of Brain Farts I'm working the patio on a nice summer's day. I'm pouring some water for a ...
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Read Their First Time Ever In A Drive-Thru… And Their Last Like many drive-throughs, you pay at the first window and ...
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Read The Pen Is Mightier Than The Trackpad Me: "You know your laptop has a stylus, right?" A stylus is a small electr...
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Read So Mocha Difference! Customer: "You made the wrong drink!" Me: "You ordered a white chocolate mocha?" Customer: ...
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Read Jane Of Command I was supposed to be the connection point between my team and Jane, but it quickly became Jane m...
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Read Running On Pennies And Fumes Fortunately, the light turned green right then, and I was still rolling. I could se...
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Read A Hurricane Of Entitlement, Part 2 Caller: "My power is out! You need to turn it back on!" Me: "Ma'am, we can’t ...
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Read FIFO And Find Out She spent her first day reading the required procedures and policies and signing to confirm th...
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Read Caught Red-Carded A young girl runs up next to us while I am speaking to [Customer], and she now interrupts him:...