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  • Listen To The Village People

    Read Listen To The Village People Me: "Single to [Village], please." Driver: "I don't think this goes there." Me: "Ye...

  • Tanked The Test

    Read Tanked The Test Me: "Okay, so as this is a pretty exotic fish, I want to confirm what temperature you're keeping...

  • Clearing The Air

    Read Clearing The Air In high school, I worked at a fast-food restaurant. I noticed that the smokers were allowed bre...

  • The Lowest Bid Wins… Nothing

    Read The Lowest Bid Wins… Nothing Coworker: "So you ended up going with our competitor?" Pause. Coworker: "And you're...

  • No Pay, No Stay

    Read No Pay, No Stay Secretary: *Calling his cell phone.* "Hey, you left without handing out the paychecks. Can you c...

  • Giving Them Something Else To Chew On

    Read Giving Them Something Else To Chew On I worked the trenches in a fast-food burger place and had to deal with ser...

  • When Dressing Up Dresses Them Down

    Read When Dressing Up Dresses Them Down Ever since I started at my job a few months ago, my supervisor (we’ll call hi...

  • Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 8

    Read Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 8 I make her the drink, and she comes back with it after taking a sip. She s...

  • Double A For Effort, But C On Understanding

    Read Double A For Effort, But C On Understanding A couple is returning a battery-powered Nerf gun. Customer: "It didn...

  • This Is Un-Ten-able

    Read This Is Un-Ten-able Coworker: "I just got tenure!" Me: "Really? They do that here!?" Coworker: "Yeah, I've been ...

  • We Didn’t Know The Scoville Scale Went Into The Negative

    Read We Didn’t Know The Scoville Scale Went Into The Negative Wife: "The spaghetti with the fire-roasted marinara. Is...

  • Womanly Behavior

    Read Womanly Behavior One of my kids is being a little cheeky. Teen Daughter: *To me.* "Woman, I need dinner!" Me: *N...

  • Their Thoughts Are Small Potatoes

    Read Their Thoughts Are Small Potatoes My neighbour was a lovely lady but a bit short on the grey matter. Her husband...

  • Shell Shocked By The Flavor

    Read Shell Shocked By The Flavor Customer: "I did NOT realize there was going to be coconut in this." I was at a loss...

  • Untitled

    Read I went to a religious high school that had one or two mandatory religion classes per year. Functionally, they we...

  • Patrick Is Keeping An Eye On Things

    Read Patrick Is Keeping An Eye On Things Mother: "You do not get to tell my son 'no'!" Me: "I don't know if you just ...

  • Untitled

    Read Long time reader, first posting. This happened at the public library where I worked in 2015. An e-mail from my c...

  • Mother Knows Best, But Not Everything

    Read Mother Knows Best, But Not Everything Woman: "Can you tell me what room John Doe is in?" Me: "No, ma'am, I'm sor...

  • Untitled

    Read (I’ve been working as a dishwasher for a month now and the cooks are beginning to get comfortable bantering with...

  • Untitled

    Read My grandpa died before I was born, but my grandma lived on for over 25 years in the same house. I loved going th...