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    Read Long time reader, first posting. This happened at the public library where I worked in 2015. An e-mail from my c...

  • Mother Knows Best, But Not Everything

    Read Mother Knows Best, But Not Everything Woman: "Can you tell me what room John Doe is in?" Me: "No, ma'am, I'm sor...

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    Read (I’ve been working as a dishwasher for a month now and the cooks are beginning to get comfortable bantering with...

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    Read My grandpa died before I was born, but my grandma lived on for over 25 years in the same house. I loved going th...

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    Read (Hubby and I – both 30 – flew out to my cousin’s wedding, which we attended with my parents and my sister and he...

  • Etch A Sketchy Customer

    Read Etch A Sketchy Customer Customer: "Who did the engraving on your store sign out front?" Me: "We did. We're an en...

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    Read (This happened while my wife and I were waiting our turn at the deli of our local grocery store. We were just ob...

  • When The Tape Wasn’t Even Needed, But What Got Them Caught

    Read When The Tape Wasn’t Even Needed, But What Got Them Caught There is a common scam where someone will buy one of ...

  • Different Ways To Get Mugged

    Read Different Ways To Get Mugged I work in a Starbucks. A customer is asking about our merch mugs. Customer: "So, wh...

  • The Last Son Of Retail

    Read The Last Son Of Retail I was working at a retail store in the sporting goods section. We sell guns, bullets, fis...

  • Waste Management

    Read Waste Management Coworker: *Over walkie-talkie.* "[Manager]. There's a customer out here slinging s*** around, a...

  • Driving On Sundaes

    Read Driving On Sundaes Customer: "You got any flavors that are 'high octane'?" Me: "You're gonna have to tell me wha...

  • The Thingy Is I Want To Leave On Time

    Read The Thingy Is I Want To Leave On Time Coworker: "Can I transfer my call to you?" Me: "Why, does it need a manage...

  • Car-ma Police

    Read Car-ma Police As I was waiting, a lady in an SUV pulled up behind me and obviously decided that I was just loite...

  • Savings And Moans

    Read Savings And Moans Customer: "I want my $500." Me: "Uh… pardon?" Customer: "I want my $500. It says so right here...

  • Rules For Thee, Not For Family

    Read Rules For Thee, Not For Family CTO: "Why are you not picking up [CEO]'s calls? He was with a prospective custome...

  • Server Error

    Read Server Error Caller: "I want to complain about your server!" Me: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Which one?" Caller...

  • Stories About Kevin

    Read Stories About Kevin Our hotel has a new coworker, who I'll call Kevin. I work the 7 AM – 3 PM full time, and Kev...

  • When The Swedish Fish Never Swam Upstream

    Read When The Swedish Fish Never Swam Upstream Customer: "So what's back there, anyway?" Me: "Back where?" Customer: ...

  • Those Are Some Beefy Mental Hoops To Jump Through

    Read Those Are Some Beefy Mental Hoops To Jump Through Customer: "Here! See? Meat!" Me: "Oh, you wanted beef?" Custom...