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Read Cindy Craw-Floored In the 1990s, my mother, like many women across America at the time, was a regular user of Ci...
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Read Some Fandoms Have Different Thresholds My friend and I are browsing a nerdy little store. I’m an anime fan, whil...
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Read I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 60 While in the aisle with the towels, my wife asked me to reach for...
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Read At the outset of the pandemic, I’m working as a software testing engineer at a telco. Several engineers and engi...
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Read Urine Denial I told her she had to have a full bladder and couldn't go to the toilet. When she came in for the e...
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Read It was tech week, or also known as “Hell Week” for our preformance. I was gifted the role as an ensemble girl sc...
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Read My daughter is 1 year old and recently got her vaccinations. She had a hard time with them, having a worse react...
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Read Aisle Take It From Here Customer: *Holds up one of those makeup bar things.* "I want to buy this." We don't sell...
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Read I was until recently living with my boyfriend – or, perhaps it would be more accurate to say I started dating my...
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Read Bang Out Of Order Customer: "Fine. Your generation and those weird haircuts…" Me: *Taken aback.* "Excuse me?" Cu...
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Read I was traveling via Amtrak (a major train company on the east coast United States), and it was my luck that this...
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Read (This exchange happens over text messages. Spelling and grammar have been corrected.) Dad: “You need to get out ...
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Read Ten-sion Rising Customer: "Okay. What time do you guys close? Me: "Ten O'clock." Customer: "Alright. What time d...
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Read Madness Reaching Topping Tipping Point We currently have a carryout deal for a large one-topping pizza for $6 at...
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Read Forever 21 Questions Me: "No, I'm sorry. You're in the wrong store; this shirt is from Forever 21." Customer: "A...
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Read Literal Blood Money Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't accept that coin." Customer: "Why not?" Me: "Because it's covere...
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Read Book Lovers Patron: "Dear Madam, you know that I do not like to complain…" I confirmed that he was indeed a most...
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Read No Cents Of Irony I work in one of those dollar stores where everything is… you guessed it… a dollar. Customer: ...
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Read Ginger Snapped A customer wearing leopard-print skintight leggings and a shirt that said "daddy" on it, rather t...
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Read Those Little Moments That Make Parenting Worth It I am having a discussion with my four-year-old kid. Please not...