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  • The Mother Of All Double Features!

    Read The Mother Of All Double Features! Mother arrives, and I'm a little stumped. Although we have a great relationsh...

  • A Weather Report With Military Precision

    Read A Weather Report With Military Precision Sergeant: "Well, do you know the difference between winter and summer u...

  • A Useless Cash Back And Forth

    Read A Useless Cash Back And Forth Customer: "You forgot to remind me that I wanted cash back! I need money in my pur...

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    Read Okay, anybody want to help with… whatever this is? We’ve just got a new boss, hired from outside of the company....

  • Teacher Surprised That A Child Has Seen ‘The Lion King’

    Read Teacher Surprised That A Child Has Seen ‘The Lion King’ Teacher: "Never mind, sorry. Stop staring out of the win...

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    Read (I have a mesh of large scars across my back from an accident when I was a kid. I’m not particularly self-consci...

  • Pre-Flight Turbulence

    Read Pre-Flight Turbulence Woman: "I can’t believe you wouldn’t trade your seat for a kid." Me: "Ma'am, I paid extra ...

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    Read When I was little, like four or five, we were going on a looong roadtrip – from the far north of Sweden to a wed...

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    Read [In 2014, my home state of Colorado legalized recreational use of marijuana. Reactions from across the country r...

  • Bread The Room

    Read Bread The Room I'm a new worker in a bead store located in a busy tourist marketplace. The word "Bead" was right...

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    Read This one goes back to around 20 years ago just after I got married. Returned to work after the honeymoon and one...

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    Read I work in a warehouse for a very large corporation. I am the on site HR person in this location. I share an offi...

  • Nailing Down The Details

    Read Nailing Down The Details Customer: "Where’s your Home Improvement section?" Me: "Sir, this is a hardware store, ...

  • Repeat Receipt

    Read Repeat Receipt Me: "Ma'am, you see this little mark in the corner?" Customer: "What about it?" Me: "That means y...

  • Running Low On Funds And Manners

    Read Running Low On Funds And Manners Customer: "Get me [liquor bottle] from back there." I move to do so, standing u...

  • A Matter Of Principal

    Read A Matter Of Principal Caller: "I just got my mortgage statement from you, and you've spelled principal wrong on ...

  • Someone Needs To Be Held Accountable, Part 2

    Read Someone Needs To Be Held Accountable, Part 2 So, we wait until 4:30 PM. Still no bus, and we close in three hour...

  • This One’s For The Bean Counters

    Read This One’s For The Bean Counters Manager: "We still haven't shifted those?!" Me: "No. They're down to fifty cent...

  • The Invisible Shoppers

    Read The Invisible Shoppers We were visiting Spain, and we were in a very large department store. We saw something we...

  • Just Paper Roll With It

    Read Just Paper Roll With It Customer: "I got these yesterday when I was getting some other things. The wife uses the...