Entries
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Read Park It Forward, Part 2 Me: "Hey, I have about ninety minutes left on this ticket; does anyone want it?" Older M...
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Read Just Let It Bee A customer handed me a lip balm. Customer: "Does this have any bees?" Me: "Beeswax? No, it—" Cus...
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Read My ex-wife confinced me that I had a fourth kid. The kid is more into sniffing stuff and pooping outdoors than t...
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Read I’m sure every country has a version where if you see a certain make of car in a certain colour, you get to slap...
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Read In about 2010, my partner and I were travelling in Thailand. We wanted to take a train to the coast which was le...
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Read Customer: “You don’t have any more of this jam that my friend got me for Christmas. Since I can’t exchange it, c...
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Read It’s the break room at my workplace, and me and two coworkers are on break. [Coworker #1] has what he himself de...
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Read I never got to eat food from McDonald’s growing up. (Take a moment to clean up whatever you just dropped; the st...
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Read This Is Just Smog Standard Customer Entitlement My main job was doing smog tests for cars. Customers' cars would...
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Read What On Earth Happened Last Year?! Customer: "Y'all got any Band Aids?" Me: "Yes, right over here—" Customer: "Y...
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Read Trip Advisor Needed The travel agent lady looked confused. Travel Agent #2: "Tides? Why?" Couple: "Well, if the ...
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Read A Brew-haha I've ordered my drink at the coffee place, and I'm waiting at the end of the counter for my name to ...
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Read Cherry-Picking The Flavor Me: "The regular 7UP is right here." Customer: "No, that’s cherry." Me: "No, ma’am. Th...
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Read Have You Tried Turning Yourself Off And On Again? I asked him if he had an appointment, and he said no; he just ...
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Read Chest Friends Forever My teenager has two friends with interesting chest formations: one has pectus carinatum ("...
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Read Poopage Paid Me: "I noticed your son walking his dog outside my house, and I saw that his dog, um, pooped on my ...
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Read The Unbearable Lightness Of Deleting Caller: "Hi. How do I keep myself from deleting my own files?" Read The Unb...
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Read I have a neighbor who passionately takes care of his lawn. He does it all himself, and it looks quite nice. One ...
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Read I’m at the shops with my mother after school, at about age eleven. She’s paying for our items, and the shop has ...
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Read I’ve noticed my boyfriend getting a lot of picture messages in SnapChat, all from one of our neighbors, and aske...