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  • OK Den

    Read OK Den I am new to an office job, and I'm getting confused in meetings because I can't keep up with all the acro...

  • Seeing Red Lettuce

    Read Seeing Red Lettuce Customer: "Why don't you carry Red Leaf lettuce anymore?" Me: "It never sold quickly enough; ...

  • The Roll Reversal

    Read The Roll Reversal I was cleaning the bathroom one evening after closing (we all took turns on this) and had to r...

  • Does The Loaf And Fish Pizza Come With A Stuffed Crust?

    Read Does The Loaf And Fish Pizza Come With A Stuffed Crust? Me: "Okay, so that will come to $344.82." Caller: "Oh, n...

  • A Departure From The Schedule

    Read A Departure From The Schedule Manager: "Hey, where are you? Your shift started thirty minutes ago." Me: "Well, I...

  • The Complaints Of Moher

    Read The Complaints Of Moher Customer: "And the road to get here! Oh my God! Tiny! How do they expect tourists to dri...

  • How To Destroy A Company: A Roadmap

    Read How To Destroy A Company: A Roadmap Our small-ish tech firm hired a new director who decided to enforce a mandat...

  • Browbeaten

    Read Browbeaten Customer: "Can I get the price any lower?" Cashier: "I've already applied the student discount." Cust...

  • Not What We Mean When We Say “Accepted In All Stores”

    Read Not What We Mean When We Say “Accepted In All Stores” Customer: "Do you accept Walmart gift cards?" Me: "No, ma'...

  • Straight Outta Jones Street

    Read Straight Outta Jones Street I manage the office of a funeral home. Names in the story have been changed. One day...

  • Mother Knows Best, Father Knows Less

    Read Mother Knows Best, Father Knows Less Some parents come into our store demanding the new sold-out toy of the seas...

  • The Sea-n Of The Crime

    Read The Sea-n Of The Crime It’s a hot day, and I’m having a stroll along the seafront. Nearby is a family with two y...

  • See It, Say It, Sneezed It

    Read See It, Say It, Sneezed It The man sneezes twice. Very common on the tube. Woman: "You need to get off the train...

  • A Tankless Job

    Read A Tankless Job Visitor: "How do they get the whales to come back in each morning?" Me: "Come back? From where, m...

  • Untitled

    Read I am an autistic millennial. When I was young, I got a degree in Computer Science. Despite hundreds of interview...

  • Untitled

    Read The insurance company I worked for had been making some monumentally stupid management decisions lately, and as ...

  • Untitled

    Read I was inspired by this story https://notalwaysright.com/you-dont-have-to-sandwich-yourself-in-the-middle-of-the-...

  • We Will Not Be Entertaining Closing Arguments

    Read We Will Not Be Entertaining Closing Arguments When we do the five-minute announcement, we politely ask that all ...

  • Untitled

    Read A regular customer walks up to the counter at the bookstore where I work and demands a manager. When the manager...

  • A Fresh Coat Of Perspective

    Read A Fresh Coat Of Perspective Customer: "If you just focused on my order, it would be done faster." Me: "No, sir. ...