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  • Cut From A Better Cloth

    Read Cut From A Better Cloth Cashier: "Uh oh, this one, the label says one twenty five, but it's ringing up at a doll...

  • A Uniform Response, Part 7

    Read A Uniform Response, Part 7 Customer: "If you're wearing a work shirt in the store, you're on the clock, PERIOD!"...

  • A Very Profitable Autocorrect

    Read A Very Profitable Autocorrect I tried to call them again and explain what happened, and the lady on the phone wa...

  • Pressing The Issue

    Read Pressing The Issue An old lady approaches the returns desk: Customer: "I want to return this, and I have my rece...

  • The Pick-Up Artist

    Read The Pick-Up Artist Manager: *Rushing in.* "Excuse me, can I see your [delivery app] order on your phone?" Custom...

  • A Taxing Experience For Everyone

    Read A Taxing Experience For Everyone Me: "I've never been spoken to this way during a tax appointment." Accountant: ...

  • Misplaced Anger In The Bagging Area

    Read Misplaced Anger In The Bagging Area Customer: "This is crazy! You got like, fifteen checkout lanes in this store...

  • For Dad, It Was Loaf At First Sight

    Read For Dad, It Was Loaf At First Sight Mom: "Why would anyone make that? I can feel my arteries atrophy just LOOKIN...

  • I Know You From Daycare But I Am Not A Daycare

    Read I Know You From Daycare But I Am Not A Daycare Parent: "Oh, we’re just dropping off our little one. Will be back...

  • The Luck Of The Draw(er Policy)

    Read The Luck Of The Draw(er Policy) Customer: "Gimme [cigarettes] and [scratchcard tickets]." I lay them down for hi...

  • Untitled

    Read I work as a receptionist for an auto repair shop, and have been here for about a year and a half at the time of ...

  • Gotta Patch ’Em All

    Read Gotta Patch ’Em All A patient has come in for a vaccine, and I'm about to give him a small bandage to put over t...

  • Untitled

    Read My mom recently installed a bidet attachment to her toilet. While visiting for Christmas, I decided to give it a...

  • Untitled

    Read After a divorce, I’ve just moved from the waterfront suburbs outside Baltimore, to downtown Martinsburg, WV. Non...

  • Don’t Be An Alias-hole

    Read Don’t Be An Alias-hole Me: "I will need to see a form of identification that has your full name on it." Guest: "...

  • Untitled

    Read This story involves two high school classes, Spanish and history. Our Spanish teacher was very laid back, and wo...

  • Untitled

    Read The club I attend regularly is run by volunteers. So this one time I went, there was a guy behind the bar whose ...

  • Pardon My French… Or Whatever That Was

    Read Pardon My French… Or Whatever That Was Customer: "We'd like [two house menu cocktails], [appetiser], and a for c...

  • Untitled

    Read Okay I’m back with the last installment of The Chronicles of Cousin Joe. I believe when we last left off . Joes ...

  • I Scream

    Read I Scream Employee: "Okay, ma'am, your order number is six… seven." Customer: "Oh no!" Read I Scream