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Read Saydi What Now? Customer: "Can you tell me where the saydi's are?" Me: "Saydi's?" Customer: "Yeah, I'm lookin' f...
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Read Good Bi, Guys Young Man #2: "Seriously? This place is packed. Where are all the other ladies?" Bar Friend: "Uh, ...
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Read As Sara I Know, I’m The Only One Coworker: "I never would have guessed you were going through the same thing." M...
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Read Making Change For The Better Customer: "Oh, you gave me two fives instead of a twenty and a five." My manager ha...
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Read The Rinse-and-Repeat Résumé Me: "We're always accepting resumes." She rummages in her purse and pulls out a piec...
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Read Every Romcom With Aplomb! Customer: "There is a guy and a girl, and they meet up and fall in love." Me: "Well, s...
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Read A Few Cracks In That Sales Technique I hold out my hands, expecting her to tear open the sample dose of lotion s...
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Read Card-Carrying Criminal I work at an upscale department store. My coworker walks over to me and says quietly: Cow...
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Read Electrical Issue Is Causing Sparks The electricians found out what we were doing and had a meltdown (no pun inte...
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Read Some Customers Are The Wurst I used to work in the men's clothing department of a department store. I do a doubl...
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Read Silica You Later! Customer: "So, my husband dumped the powder from the preservative packet in with the food and ...
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Read Good Manners Should Be Parcel For The Course We arrived back home fine and finally got Internet, and a stream of...
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Read Hopefully, He Won’t Try THAT Again Cashier: "Is that everything for you today?" Guy: "Nah, can I get your phone ...
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Read At This Rate Never Pick A Fight With Any Old Woman…, Part 4 Then one day she starts dating [Girlfriend]. Now [Gi...
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Read Don’t Toot Your Own Horn My dad was having car trouble and was blocking a guy in a convertible with "two gorgeou...
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Read Due Process Meets Due Payment Me: "I can see that the charge is for a late payment fee from the previous month."...
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Read In my junior year of high school, I had this one geology class that I really enjoyed. Towards the end of the sch...
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Read We Wish We Hadn’t Heard That One of the attendees searches in his bag and sighs: Attendee #1: "Oh gosh, I have f...
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Read For our sophomore honors English class we had a woman teacher who for some reason was very hard on the guys in t...
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Read I’m at a convention, signing books at a table with another author, who I hadn’t met previously. A friend comes u...