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Read I swear, this story is true–I just hope the payoff is worth it. My teen daughter and I are living back home with...
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Read I work in the video games section of my local Walmart. Our video games are on shelves behind heavy glass doors, ...
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Read My sister claims to be religious, she is always praising god or saying God will take care of things etc. However...
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Read From Small Change To A Big Change I used to work in a small local store back when I was a teen. An old grumpy re...
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Read The Crumb Scene Customer: "Hi, these are damaged. Can I get them marked down?" The package has been ripped open ...
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Read Holding Yourself To A Hire Standard Earlier this week, I attended a job interview. Near the end, the interviewer...
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Read Okay, Wheel Talk I worked in a theme park. A woman wanted me to rent her a wheelchair. Her tone was immediately ...
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Read Do Cash Registers Dream Of Electric Sheep? Supervisor: "What happened to the till?" Cashier #2: "Oh, nothing." S...
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Read Any Fin In The Back? Customer: "I'm looking for [Particular Fish]." Me: "I'm afraid all the stock we have is out...
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Read In-Sub-Ordination Me: "Hello, I'm a food stamp caseworker calling to verify the termination of [Client]." Manage...
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Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 17 Me: "What flavor milkshake would you like?" Teenage Girl #1: "...
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Read A Bad Call Followed By Another Boss: "Where are you?" I tell him that I'm about ten minutes from the office, but...
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Read The Search Engine Of Your Destruction Caller: "Can you look it up for me?" Me: "I'm not Google, mate." Caller: "...
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Read Sub Standard Fire Safety Customer: "I don't want my sandwich toasted." Me: "No problem, we can—" Customer: "—but...
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Read Don’t Be On Fire Or Get Fired We introduced flame-retardant jackets for employees working around highly flammabl...
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Read The Ssolution Is Ssuper Client: "There’s a typo on these flyers!" Me: "What’s wrong with them?" Client: "There’s...
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Read Super Mario Brr-os My parents eventually came up with an idea: as much time as I spend outside, I will get to pl...
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Read Achievement Unlocked: Dad Gamer Friend: "Hey, [New Dad], you down for the new campaign this weekend?" New Dad: "...
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Read This Ignorance Is Un-Bear-able Me: "So we have the two types of bears up here, the black bear and the grizzly. T...
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Read I work as an overnight stocker at a large supermarket. We sort giant pallets of product into cohesive groups, pu...