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Read Since my dad died, my mom’s been struggling a bit with cooking. Dad was the chef of the family, and she quickly ...
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Read Manager: “I need to talk to you about [coworker]. Every time I see her, she’s on her phone. Doesn’t she have som...
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Read Checked Out Of Shelf Awareness I'm walking into the library and overhear this short but sweet tail end of a conv...
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Read Send That Customer Where The Sun Don’t Shine Customer: "These solar lights are useless! I thought they were supp...
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Read When Your Opinion Cuts The Mustard Customer: "Excuse me, have you tried this mustard?" Me: "No, I haven’t, but I...
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Read A Paper Chase Employee: "What's this?" Me: "It's an e-ticket." Employee: "It's a WHAT? Ma'am, you need a real ti...
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Read Spaghetti About It Manager: "Last week you both came in, and you complained that your daughter's fettuccini alfr...
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Read Nature Has Reviewed Your Request Van Guys: "Hey, kid, your truck is hogging all the shade!" I tell my uncle to c...
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Read The Chicken, The Egg, And The Resume I'm in line checking out at Goodwill when the cashier asks the lady in fron...
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Read The Real Endgame Is Saving You From A Comments Section I do quality assurance testing for a big video game compa...
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Read It’s All In The Delivery, Part 9 I work at a pizza place, and we have a $3 delivery charge. A caller was angry t...
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Read Uno Reversing Malicious Compliance He told me to have my admin assistants troubleshoot the problems, "since they...
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Read The Very Hungry Caterpillar Versus The Very Angry Customer At our garden centre, my coworker really loves her jo...
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Read Press X To Confess A pair of customers has pooled their funds to buy a PlayStation. As I'm taking the photos, th...
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Read The Mean Manager Manager: "So… you're below average." Me: "Does your performance evaluation take into account re...
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Read Math Is Your Friend, Part 21 A woman with a young child in tow hands me a $20 bill. Customer: "Can I get some ch...
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Read Identity Theft Begins At Home Company Rep: "It looks like you have an outstanding bill from a line in your name ...
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Read The Wrong Number Was Right Mom: "Okay. I will be home very soon. Just sit on the sofa and watch TV. If anything ...
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Read It’s Death AND Taxes, Not Death OF Taxes Customer: "They got more expensive than last month!" Me: "I'm sorry, si...
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Read My buddy and I worked at a well-known local bakery for a while. It was a rough job, but I needed the money at th...