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Read Take A Deep Breath When You Get To The Punchline Me: "What do you use the inhaler for?" Customer: "Allergies!" M...
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Read My husband and I were working from home one afternoon, he in a meeting, me just doing my regular work stuff. At ...
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Read Hospitality Hostility Guest: "Your breakfast chef said 'good morning' to me, and one of the housekeepers greeted...
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Read I’m going home after working overtime. I just want to go home, cook and enjoy what’s left of the evening. I am j...
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Read Growing up, my family would always rent a bungalow at the same campsite. The couple who ran the restaurant there...
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Read A long time ago, when shopping malls were still the big thing and the favorite place for people to go, I was wai...
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Read Unexpected Window Shopping Customer: "How much are these curtains?" Me: "It would depend on the size." Customer:...
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Read When I was a kid, my grandpa used to tell me stories about his time in the Marines when he was stationed in Okin...
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Read Hue Knew? I have one customer (I do inside sales, so same folks all the time) and, bless her heart, I truly beli...
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Read This Winter Is Booked Solid I'm working in a very busy bookstore on a Saturday. A teenage girl is working her wa...
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Read You’ve Turned Me Into A Literal Bean Counter Me: "Would you like black beans or pinto beans?" Customer: "Black b...
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Read A Clean Break I had an assistant manager who wasn't very clean. To put it bluntly, he smelled. He was otherwise ...
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Read The Spice Must Flow, Part 4 Customer: "So what is the spice that comes from the pumpkin?" Me: "Well, there's no ...
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Read PIN For A Surprise Cashier: "You need to clean the chip." Me: "Oh no, it just wants the PIN." Cashier: "You can ...
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Read Winner, Winner, Husband’s Dinner Customer: "I bought a whole cooked chicken, put it on my kitchen counter, and t...
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Read State Your Answer Me: "How many states are there in the USA?" Team #1: "Oh my god, challenging right off the bat...
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Read Well, Aren’t They A Raise Of Sunshine? Woman: "I'm surprised you're still here." Cashier: *Still scanning, all s...
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Read Oh, The Hours You’ll Work! Richard set about marking his territory and crapping on everything. He decided that J...
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Read We Love A Manager Who Can Address The Issue Customer: "Now give me your address." Me: "Our address is [Store Add...
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Read I Can’t Believe It’s Not French Butter An exasperated older lady approaches me. Customer: "Is the butter you use...