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Read I work at an office where about 70% of us are Pokémon players. This includes our direct manager, who insists tha...
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Read Counter Productive Customer: "What's on special today?" Me: *Points at Wall with specials on it behind me, about...
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Read I had stepped off the ferry on my way back from an interesting weekend in Amsterdam when I was pulled aside by a...
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Read Abandonware Me: "Sorry, we don’t do returns on refurbished units, only store credit or exchanges." Customer: "Th...
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Read Far From Pitcher Perfect Math Customer: "Does the half pitcher have more alcohol than the full pitcher?" Me: "I ...
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Read Having A Vent About Venti Customer: "Get me a Venti—" Me: "—Just so you know, our coffees come in two sizes, and...
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Read Object Permanently Employed Manager: *Aggressively.* "Where the f*** have you been?!" Me: "Whoa, aggressive much...
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Read You Met The Village People Customers: "Are you open seven days a week?" Me: "Yes." Customers: "Even Tuesdays?!" ...
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Read Read It And Weep A customer holds up a coupon to me. Customer: "I don't like to read. Can I still use this?" Rea...
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Read No Proof, No Booth He asks me if he can still join his group, but I politely inform him that if he doesn't have ...
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Read The Great Escape Was a Wash I found a wonderful fluffball who was wildly enthusiastic about me from the moment s...
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Read Holy Crap! Woman: "Do you mind unlocking the gate for a moment? He prefers to poop on holy ground." Read Holy Crap!
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Read Caught In The Data Act Caller: "I need information on [account and client]." Me: "I can't release that informati...
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Read A friend recently helped me get into playing Dungeons & Dragons. Pretty much everyone in our group works some ki...
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Read Many years ago, when I was finishing my last semester of university, I shared an apartment with three people I d...
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Read I was out shopping and popped into a store that mostly sells novelty items to look for a new scented candle. As ...
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Read I call my mom while driving to what was supposed to be an antiquing trip. Me: Guess what happened again? Mom: Pl...
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Read After a series of unfortunate events, I ended up living with my parents right before my 30th birthday in 2022. I...
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Read Reading this story (https://notalwaysright.com/grandad-is-a-gas/374980/) reminded me of a time something similar...
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Read More Than A Few Loose Shingles Me: "Okay, that's going to be a special-order item, which has a minimum-purchase ...