Entries
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Read Identity Theft Begins At Home Company Rep: "It looks like you have an outstanding bill from a line in your name ...
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Read The Wrong Number Was Right Mom: "Okay. I will be home very soon. Just sit on the sofa and watch TV. If anything ...
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Read It’s Death AND Taxes, Not Death OF Taxes Customer: "They got more expensive than last month!" Me: "I'm sorry, si...
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Read My buddy and I worked at a well-known local bakery for a while. It was a rough job, but I needed the money at th...
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Read When They Want YOUR Lifetime Achievement Award A young lady, sixteen-ish going on Mae West, who has never been i...
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Read Barking Up The Wrong Clinic Lady: "My dog isn't acting normal!" Me: "Can you please describe what that means?" L...
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Read I work for a retail accounting firm. One of my coworkers works two jobs, one for us doing US taxes and one for t...
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Read What Do You Mean You Need My Phone Number To Look Up My Phone Number? Me: "Okay, what’s that phone number?" Cust...
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Read https://notalwaysright.com/taking-dont-panic-to-a-whole-new-level/372508/ reminded me of the car fire at a store...
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Read I am a High School teacher in the 2000’s and I teach Social Studies (Maatschappijleer). Our current curriculim i...
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Read We Have A Literary Surcharge Client: "What are you guys doing? They're out here putting fiberglass insulation on...
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Read I used to work as a shift leader at a big name pharmacy in a really shady part of town. Because of the terrible ...
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Read I work at a café, and most mornings a conspiracy nutter comes by to buy a coffee and waste everyones time by try...
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Read Not Good At Pie Or Pi Me: "How many slices do you want me to cut your pizza, eight or twelve?" Read Not Good At ...
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Read Order 66 Minutes In The Oven Customer: "I want it burnt." Me: "So, like… extra crispy?" Customer: "No. Burnt. I ...
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Read When Life Gives You Dierdres Their little daughter, maybe six or so, is hosting a lemonade stand: fifty cents a ...
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Read Fork This, I’m Out, Part 2 My coworker is very klutzy. Turning around without realizing his sweater has caught o...
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Read A Soleful Exchange Customer: "Are these all the discounted shoes you have?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am." Customer: "These ...
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Read An Eye-Conic Feature I'm a graphic designer. Many years ago (in the age before AI), I made a brochure for a clie...
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Read Trying To Achieve Radio Silence Woman: "EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN, YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW!" I did a quick...