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  • The Pricing Structure Is Just Smoking And Mirrors

    Read The Pricing Structure Is Just Smoking And Mirrors Me: "That'll be [total]." Customer #1: *Dramatic.* "How much?!...

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    Read So I have a co worker who is well a little bit gullible. Everytime he watches a conspiracy theory video on you t...

  • Not A (Day)Care In The World

    Read Not A (Day)Care In The World Me: "Are we gonna let this happen, or are we allowed to step up?" Coworker: "No use...

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    Read (This interaction was so cute, I just had to share it with everyone. I’m in the elevator, and there’s a grandmot...

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    Read Welcome to another episode of the Chronicles of Joe. Hopefully you have read part 1 that I submitted where I tal...

  • Cart Be Bothered

    Read Cart Be Bothered A customer has just checked out and has left her cart at my register. As she's walking away: Me...

  • Like Butter Scraped Over Too Much Bread

    Read Like Butter Scraped Over Too Much Bread Caller: "Wait, why are you charging me for 130 people?" Manager: "Didn't...

  • Room For Misinterpretation

    Read Room For Misinterpretation Me: "Good evening, this is [My Name] from the front desk. One of my colleagues will d...

  • Resorting To Retorting About Extorting

    Read Resorting To Retorting About Extorting When the time came to pay the bill, the public body that hired me was lat...

  • A Fully Public Reading

    Read A Fully Public Reading One day, I went up to the second floor to pull holds, and heard someone having an extreme...

  • It’s Like Herding Stray Carts

    Read It’s Like Herding Stray Carts Me: "While I'm off dealing with this, can you collect the stray carts from the par...

  • Grave Miscommunication

    Read Grave Miscommunication Caller: "Yes, I've walked past, and I can see there has been a break-in!" Me: "Right... D...

  • Saying Shoe To Bad Customers

    Read Saying Shoe To Bad Customers Me: "Thank you for calling [Company] service desk. How may I direct your call?" Cal...

  • That Was A Badge Decision

    Read That Was A Badge Decision Coworker: "This is not how we do things in [Her Country]." Manager: "We are not in [He...

  • The More You Read, The Better It Gets

    Read The More You Read, The Better It Gets Customer's Mother: "I'd like to apologize for her actions yesterday. I did...

  • This Lawyer Gets A Ringing Endorsement!

    Read This Lawyer Gets A Ringing Endorsement! Legal Assistant: "There was a typo on [Lawyer]'s business cards. Instead...

  • The Only Thing You’re Being Served Is Consequences

    Read The Only Thing You’re Being Served Is Consequences I work in a mall food court. We get a lot of special needs cu...

  • Generally Admitting That They’re Idiots

    Read Generally Admitting That They’re Idiots Customer: "Four general admission tickets." Me: "Unfortunately, we're so...

  • The Office Needs A One Bite Policy

    Read The Office Needs A One Bite Policy Coworker: "You took a bite out of every sandwich there?" Intern: "Yeah, but i...

  • Closing Time? Scratch That!

    Read Closing Time? Scratch That! Me: "Hey! We're closed." Customer: "You can close when I go." Me: "No, we're already...