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Read Another One Bytes The Bus Brother-In-Law: "What is it?! What's wrong!?" Me: "You have…" *Counts.* "…nine toolbar...
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Read Logic Has Gone Extinct Me: "As for me, I'm fascinated by the historic nature of myths. My thesis is actually abo...
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Read This Scam Would Have Benefitted From Twenty-Twenty Vision I am at the register, and I give the customer his chan...
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Read Greetings and welcome to my mini series about my Cousin Joe. Why is this a mini series? My cousin Joe has done q...
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Read A Cat-astrophic Handling Error New Vet Tech: "Okay, let’s get her checked out." Me: "She’s really not into being...
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Read I was at a large mall department store looking for a nice dress to wear for a special occasion. I’m over 65, 5’0...
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Read At the beginning of covid a lot of products had a limit of 1 to a customer. I had a lady come in asking for 12 1...
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Read I Decline To Accept This Treatment Anymore He gave me his card to close out, and it declined. I never vocalize t...
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Read I used to take on the occasional freelance illustration commissions and a friend of a friend contacted me via fa...
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Read I once found a collar with an AirTag outside my Dad’s house. I managed to track down the owner, and return it, c...
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Read Your Lack Of Two Quarters Holds No Quarter With Me Customer: "Hey! Yesterday, that was fifty cents!" Me: "That's...
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Read I worked In a copy and print center for a law firm. This department was mainly female with a couple of males in ...
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Read Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Sell… THAT Me: *To phone.* "Search the internet for pictures of peanut butter." I am about ...
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Read Shorely You Jest Guest: "Why is a five-star resort allowing its private beach to have so much sand! It gets ever...
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Read Cat Call Of Duty Teenage Boy #1: "Okay, moooooom!" Teenage Boy #2: "Who invited this old lady?! It's past her be...
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Read I Will (Week)End You Me: "I’m a young single mum, I’ll do every other Saturday, but I’m not going to be availabl...
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Read They’ve Been (Bio)Wasted Customer: "Don't leave the register! It's slow enough as it is and I'm f****** hungry!"...
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Read IDing The Bully Customer: "Why do I have to deal with the special cashier?! Go get someone normal whose brain is...
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Read The Brief Life of Boxers I work for a company that sells primarily (not cheap) underwear. Email From Customer: "...
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Read When The Dad Jokes Just Flow My dad has been sober from alcohol for over thirty years. He can be around it witho...