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Read The Bank Of Mom And Dad Me: "No, I need your account information." Employee: "Yeah, my employee account through ...
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Read Screen And Shout Caller: "Yeah, I just bought [item]." I remember his distinctive voice as belonging to the cust...
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Read The Music Criticism Is Really On The Nose For context, my husband has been learning the acoustic guitar for the ...
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Read Boxed Wine Boxes You In A few years ago, I (let's say my name is Cara for this story) was staying with a dear fr...
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Read Soup-erheated Customer: "Any way it could be hotter? I love hot soup." Me: "When I started bringing this out fro...
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Read Note before I start: I’m lesbian Where I grew up: Gay means you can say gay slurs. Lesbians can say gay+lesbian ...
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Read So I went to one of those nice “early university” high schools where if you work hard you can graduate early and...
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Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/medium-rare-is-rarely-right/398445/ reminded me of one of my mom’s stories...
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Read A Prescription For Disaster Tech: "I'm sorry, sir, but there are no refills remaining. We'll have to fax your do...
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Read *I’m using one of the dating apps because trying to date in person hasn’t been working out for me. This is one o...
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Read I wanted to open a PO Box while on a long-term work assignment out of state. I’ve heard many times that USPS emp...
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Read Halfway To Nowhere Customer: "Well, I’d just love half of that brownie right there?" Me: "I’m sorry, would you l...
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Read My surname is not so common, and there are only two people carrying it who appear often enough on mass media to ...
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Read A Vicious Cycle Caller: "How far is it from [location] to your store?" Me: "About a mile's drive." Caller: "How ...
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Read Non-Running, Running Commentary Guy: "Your treadmills don't give you any exercise." Front Desk Employee: "Is the...
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Read Vanxiety Caller: "There's a van parked outside my house." Me: "Is it blocking your driveway or causing an obstru...
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Read Many Unhappy Returns Owner: "Why did you refund a jacket that was purchased two months ago?" Me: "[Manager] inst...
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Read Eye’ll Wait Until Summer Customer: "It changed my life! My under-eye circles used to be so bad they were literal...
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Read Personal Shopper Meets Personal Theft Customer: "Can I try yours on?" Me: "No, sorry. This is my personal jacket...
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Read License To Kill… A Few Braincells Caller: "Hi, I'm looking to rent a car from you next weekend. Do your cars com...