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  • A Floorless Plan

    Read A Floorless Plan Me: "[Son’s Name]! Your room is a mess, again! I can barely see the floor. Have it cleaned up b...

  • On The Fence About Your Orientation

    Read On The Fence About Your Orientation Some of my friends and I (many of us queer) were at school, pretending to fl...

  • Justice Is Served

    Read Justice Is Served A man walks up to the counter and hands over a credit card. Customer: "I want to feed the home...

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    Read [When I worked at an office, I had made casual friendships with the waitresses at a local restaurant where I hun...

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    Read TW: suggested abuse, animal feces This happened to my mom about 15 years ago. A few weeks prior to this story ha...

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    Read My boss walked in to my office with a new hire. Boss: Good morning (me), this is (Karen). She will be joining yo...

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    Read I work for a company which handles mail for a variety of large companies – superannuation, phone companies, ener...

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    Read I am profoundly hard of hearing. Despite this disability, I don’t let it bring me down as I serve customers for ...

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    Read A few of my medications come from a specialty pharmacy, which requires a phone call for every refill. The pharma...

  • Nacho Average Order

    Read Nacho Average Order Customer: "I love those nacho bowls you do with the beef and cheese and guac, but can you do...

  • The Infinity Castle Of Lies

    Read The Infinity Castle Of Lies Mom: "I'll take two kids' tickets for the kiddie film." Me: "You mean the Toy Story ...

  • Colons Save Religions, Part 2

    Read Colons Save Religions, Part 2 I attended a church called Hope Church. They called their youth group Hope for You...

  • Bready Or Not

    Read Bready Or Not It's winter, and we've had heavy snow for coming on three days. The snow is heavy enough to halt d...

  • Sub-Par Evidence

    Read Sub-Par Evidence She ended her borderline life story by asking me if, even though she had none of the coupons wi...

  • This Is Getting Bananas!

    Read This Is Getting Bananas! I’m a supervisor at a grocery store. Back in the day, and I mean way back, our company ...

  • Ceiling The Deal On Stupidity

    Read Ceiling The Deal On Stupidity I'm home with my teenage son, who is snacking on some Doritos. Mid-sentence, he go...

  • Pride And Joy

    Read Pride And Joy My friend and I are waiting at a bus stop in London during Pride. We're both decked out in rainbow...

  • Dino-Mite Career Goals

    Read Dino-Mite Career Goals I was working the checkout line along with a coworker when a customer approached the coun...

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    Read When I was a teenager my dad took me to the [State] Folk Music Festival. It was outdoors at a park in a major ci...

  • Plagiarism? Citation Needed

    Read Plagiarism? Citation Needed Me: "Hi. I was wondering why I failed this assignment?" Teacher: *Flips to another p...