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Read Only Thing He’s Eating Is His Words Caller: "Oh, good, well, seeing as you guys don't have customer service late...
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Read A Can-Do Attitude I dashed in and pulled the plug on the microwave. Colleague: *Blinks.* "Why did you do that?" ...
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Read Giving The Sub The Cold Shoulder I worked at a Jimmy John's for a while (a place that makes cold sandwiches). Cu...
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Read Fare Play I'm a bus driver. Child fares are for passengers aged fifteen and under. Passengers are boarding from ...
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Read A Familiar Holding Pattern Caller: "I don't like writing emails, give a manager!" If I didn't flip the table the...
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Read Cat-astrophic Hunting My cat thinks of herself as a fierce huntress. She likes to chase everything that moves an...
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Read Map Quest-ionable I'm in a waiting room for something unrelated to the story. For reasons, there is a large worl...
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Read The Birds And The Beans Customer: "Have you got any orgasmic runner beans?" Read The Birds And The Beans
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Read At the park where I work, we have had a major break in the waterline. Because of this, we have had to shut down ...
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Read This happened on a call to my mom’s mail-order pharmacy. For the second month in a row, they sent the wrong numb...
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Read From an unfiltered story I recently learned the idea of a golden birthday. That made me finally write up the eve...
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Read Many years ago I got assigned to support an additional manufacturing/processing area. It was way across the plan...
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Read (My wife and I are having a barbecue and inviting our neighbors, so we are setting up and have all our doors and...
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Read I was working as a cashier at Wawa, and was being extra helpful to customers, as I was trying to get a raise. I ...
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Read Rings True Me: "Looking into the usage details, it looks like your phone has been roaming in another state." Cal...
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Read Space Oddity Customer: "Do you have a keyboard with a smaller space bar?" Me: "Uh, we have some variations, but ...
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Read If A Report Falls In The Forest… After a while, I realized that they never actually read the reports, so I stopp...
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Read A Real Bread Winner Customer: "How many loaves are there?" Me: "In the discount section? Fourteen." Customer: "I...
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Read Think Of The Pastabilities I see one of the new girls eating a bowl of plain pasta on her break. Me: "Is that ju...
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Read A Return To Form Customer: "I didn't have my receipt, so they gave me a store card. I didn't want a store card. ...